The Nordel Fan Club will be offering new giveaways of posters featuring Nordel's partially clothed bronzed torso
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No thx, ive already got the nordel fully unclothed, bronzed torso statue in my basement. Where do you think the pictures on the poster come from?
as for the whereabouts of nordel....well lets not hold our breath too long. The guy plays once a month and is as legit these days those old pogo balls we used to jump on back in the 80s. Its all fun and games till someone breaks an ankle. Hes done jag, why not do a profile on my legendary adventures in my long 5years here on planetmule. And unlike nordel ive left a vast cyber trail on this here forum from which you can draw alot of material when building up my ad campaign. I even have my old topless avatar that served many gay men here,( that inhabit the mule community) as beat off material between playing games. I will supply only you with this pic to reproduce onto posters and lighters if you choose to do so, for some added income jag. And you like toronto so much....well i was born and raised there. All the more reason to drop that ghost nordel or ledron whatever the fuck he calls himself, and get with me jag. I am way more legendary, more hated, have better mule skills, quit less games, won more games, look less tanned than nordel cuz im canadian, have a better torso and have proven it in past with forum profile being a full nude pic(cropping pic only allows top half), have tasted gold more than anyone here (including the mighty rho), was known as the elite killer at one time, giving me the ability to beat 3elites two games in a row on multiple occasions after they cry for a rematch (see stats page for balls, msm), have the skills to: run a play by play like no other,roll and smoke fatties,eat, drink, piss and play mule all at the same time without asking for a break(unlike other elites who cannot chat and think at the same time), I mean shit i can go on for hours. Just think about it jag, i need the fanfare more than nordel as i actually play mule. Last time i played nordel he was such a snob, and said nothing to anyone the whole game....not a good roll model anymore. I think all your nordel hype over the years has gone to his head, now hes too good to even talk to the community?
I know you will end this obsession with nordel one day, please let it be today. Ive even given myself up as your new muse to show off your writing skills with, massive amounts of material if you just ask around the lobby. You can start with cyber ranger, he will confirm for you how great my math skills are even though he has refused to play me in past 3months...he will always brag about my mathematics to whomever will listen to him.
ps. just try to forget him, i know you can do it jag!
