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beatthelastboss
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« on: December 17, 2009, 03:38 »

During the first official "Noob Wednesdays" game, our group stumbled upon an interesting new art form ; Mule poetry. It is surprisingly deep. Here are some of the masterpieces we crafted together:

Were you humping the invisible wall that binds us inside this rectangular prison? (The one that started it all... a long story behind this one Smiley )

*Insert snaps from the audience*

The supply and demand machine feeds our mules ; and our souls.


*Crys for an encore*

Good golly, a dead moose rat!


*People start speaking in french. They don't know french...*

As you can see, mule poetry has an almost mystical ability to toy with your emotions. Write your own Mule masterpieces (Mulesterpeieces?) and post them here, for all to read!

Signed,

Beat-ze-law-baws...

I shall now use tildes, because they are classy:

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See?

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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 10:38 »

Tildes aren't classy they're fancy and squiggly, top hats and monocles are fancy!

P.S. I thought something like this should be in General Discussion or maybe make an "Other" sub forum or something else for stuff like this, I don't know.. Just seems weird for it to be in General Thoughts.

P.S.S. I have a top hat!
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2009, 17:56 »

P.S.S. I have a top hat!
No fair! I want one!
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2010, 19:04 »

There once was a Bonzoid, quite pompous
Who liked to drink wine and hunt Wampus
He liked to play darts
And study fine arts
And wonder who Marcel Duchaump was


A Packer was climbing a ladder
To outfit his MULE on Irata
"This MULE is too tall
I'm afraid I might fall!"
And he did, which made him quite sadder


One MULE is fitted for food
Another's a Smithore-type dude
But my energy spoiled
My strategy's foiled.
And so, my last MULE is still nude


My Indian friend wears a Sari
Another guy goes on safari
I don't live in sin
I'd rather stay in
And play MULE on my Atari
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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2010, 23:12 »

In version 1.1
it wasn't all that fun
Since smithore was king
the host with no ping
could buy out the store and be done
(and your chances of winning are none).



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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2010, 01:07 »

Hahah thats good
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2010, 03:04 »

In version 1.1
it wasn't all that fun
Since smithore was king
the host with no ping
could buy out the store and be done
(and your chances of winning are none).

Zposse FTW!

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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2010, 17:53 »

My poetries, parodies of two famous poetries from the Italian poet Giuseppe Ungaretti, made in Italian and translated in English (you can skip the first part if you don't speak italian Smiley

Soldati

Si sta
come ad Irata
coi pirati
la cristite.


(originale:

Soldati

si sta
come d'autunno
sugli alberi
le foglie


)


Cristite

M'illumuno
Di profitto.


(originale:

Mattina

M'illumino
D'immenso


)


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Soldiers

It feels like
in Irata
with pirates
the cristite.


(original:

Soldiers

It feels like
autumn
on the trees
the leaves


)


Crystite

I flood myself with light
Of the profit


(original:

Morning

I flood myself with light
Of the immense


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