Let's get that Ovaltine money flowing in again boys!

[PresidentTrump]

The makers of Ovaltine are flush with capital due to the recent stock up to prepare for quarantines. No British household would run the risk of running out so pantries are overflowing with the malted beverage.

Nordel has kind of let himself go so his bronzed torso which brought in lots of gender fluid fans in days gone by isnt up to the job now.

The tri-gender population from Kazahkstan has seen it all and are looking for a new face.
Time to step up your game and swoop in and replace the venerable but aging Nordel.
Applications to be the new Ovaltine spokesperson will be done in person in the Kazakh capital of Almaty.
Exact directions to the office to be given upon arrival.