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Death_Mule17
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« on: June 23, 2016, 23:27 »

23. Jun 2016    Irata-4850 (29.39)    Gohar +1.6    kirkus +1.2    Acavia -1.2    Flashaxel -1.7    finished legally
23. Jun 2016    ChuckBot-2812 (25.38)    Gohar +1.7    majicmule +0.7    joker2014 -0.3    KingOfMule -2.0    finished legally
23. Jun 2016    Irata-4849 (26.38)    Gohar +1.6    KingOfMule +1.4    Acavia -1.3    anideru -7.1    finished legally
22. Jun 2016    ChuckBot-2806 (85.24)    Gohar +1.4    Cyber Ranger +1.6    majicmule -1.3    no_space -3.3    finished legally
21. Jun 2016    ChuckBot-2801 (88.23)    Gohar +1.3    no_space +5.2    Cyber Ranger +0.1    charliefarlie -6.2    finished legally
21. Jun 2016    ChuckBot-2800 (86.23)    Gohar +1.7    Acavia -0.1    stt9000 +1.4    Cyber Ranger -2.0    finished legally
21. Jun 2016    ChuckBot-2798 (42.45)    Gohar +1.7    Heisenberg +0.9    Jablome +0.8    HamburgerJung -3.0    finished legally
20. Jun 2016    Irata-4837 (35.43)    Gohar +1.4    gail_foster +10.8    NJDevil -0.6    Muler49er -6.5    finished legally
20. Jun 2016    ChuckBot-2792 (41.42)    Gohar +1.8    Ledron +0.1    mo3563 -0.3    no_space -3.4    finished legally
18. Jun 2016    Irata-4831 (64.52)    Gohar +1.8    kirkus +1.2    Acavia -1.4    stt9000 -2.8    finished legally
10wins in a row? really guys?
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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2016, 21:29 »

Looks like he has handily beat our best people.

I assume he is now in mourning unable to finish the job to get gold. You see, he is special, he is a doctor. That means he is smarter than others around him. He wanted to remain in the EU, because the man on the tv said that is what smart people want, and that is how he self identifies.

Never mind that he was ok with disenfranchising millions of visible minorities, transgendered people and others in his bid to quash self determination; he now feels he lives in an alien, racist world.

Please be gentle on this delicate soul if he should grace us with his presence.
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2016, 23:50 »

Well the great doctor gohar popped in a game just to say " hey Eugene, you need a few more wins! haha" (gohar 9w-eugene 7w) this past friday night before logging off with images of gold badges dancing through his head. So on saturday i won a few more giving me the gold with 11wins. You see gohar, when you taunt me like that i tend to play a lot better so that i'm in a position to ram that silly comment right down your god damn throat!, hope you enjoyed waking up sunday afternoon only to find your gold wasnt secure enough for me to take! Now you get to spend the next week pulling pieces of rummer and shoe lace thread out your mouth. You want to serve up cocky comments like that , please have the wins to back yourself up at least! maybe like a 4win lead would be fine.


I will continue to raise the bar every week as high as i can to keep the gold badge value high. Winning a gold with 6wins is just an insult to all who play here.

Bringing balance to planetmule is what i do, sorry goh.

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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2016, 00:28 »

Yeah I agree. Six wins at lets say a generous 50% win rate. That's only 18 hours of Mule a week! If you can't dedicate a full-time job's worth of hours to an old video game then who is ever going to take you seriously?

Spending time with family, building new relationships, furthering a career, developing new skills and talents - who would ever think that is important? Not Mulesballs. No sir.

I mean, do you think, on your deathbed, that any of you are going to contemplate anything other than how many gold medals you won? Of course not. Jesus. Mulesballs is right here to tell you what a stupid question that is.

Now you might be thinking that Mulesballs is to gold medals as Golem is to the One Ring but this would be a falsehood as the ring actually did something and Golem had a personality. But this isn't a negative. Mulesballs dedication to something so ultimately meaningless suggests a purity of vision, not corrupted by the dreams of something greater that tend to plague us other mere mortals.

Mulesballs is a lesson for all of us. I doubt there is one player who can't think about him without contemplating their own life and what they are doing with it. Some might whisper he is just a cautionary tale, but they are cowards, unable to cast aside reality to embrace a series of blips, beeps, and the only real truth:

"buy land guys."
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2016, 05:37 »

You are so cool motorman, and yet again another attempt to hide this post in the dungeon?. Motormans mission besides spending at least 7hrs in lobby, (most of the time not playing more than 1 game) is to chime in with is annoying bs about how my life revolves around mule and hes actually doing something productive in his life.

  Dont be fooled folks! this twat spends just as much time logged on as me, i just dont pussy out when an elite walks into a room. I actually make use of my time while logged in by playing mule. Whats motormans motive for wasting time commenting over every fucking post im in? Hes a spiteful loser who was teased in school and now hes just trying to latch on to someone to bully. Whos the stalker now moto??
   Forget about me, and ill forget  about you, your obsession with me continues...still after all these years? If im such a loser moto, you sure as fuck aint far behind me. Everyday i see you in lobby keeping up appearances just to keep that 50% ratio well oiled.
  You are again in no position to cash stones at me being the rank ho crybaby we all know and luv. So i play mule 1-3 times a day, get over it and get your own self back to work. Doctor gohar had 9wins last week, he too is another player like you who spends your time in lobby waiting, preying...for fucking hrs!

And the reason I know that is, like you said motorman, I play too much mule. Again how i spend my free time is no different  from how you spend yours. Please get over yourself moto, your assuming things about me is just as annoying as  when you run from every game i enter. No-one im sure is interested in what you think of me, we all get it. Will you ever move on?. Or retire for a 4th time after a sore loss? These imo are more important questions.
 Besides this forum if for mule related issues, not a forum for us to read your hate speech bs that we have all heard over the past 3yrs from you. Stop crying, stop stalking, stop lurking, grab some balls, and play me. If you wont play me, then pls stop taking interest in what goes on here in forum , specifically when I POST!

You are a hyena motorman, and i have no wish to speak with you!
Mballs
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