Motorman is back (part three)

[jagov808]

One could only wish; but we're not good enough for him.

I want some of you folks to hit the gym, library, and any other buildings that will help plug our collective weaknesses. Hopefully in time we can woo him back. Let's make Irata great again. If we fail, all we have left to lure new players is NJ's voluptuous and willing body.

It has been said that NJ is like the Ghengis Khan of Irata, he is rumoured to have had sexual relations with over 10% of the community. While some statisticians may question the accuracy of those numbers one must remember that in last year's meeting we agreed that self mutilation with the intent to spread seed if only onto a computer screen and/or keyboard qualifies. If you ever find yourself with three triple mountain spots, you can bet NJ will be aroused.

[NJDevil]

 Like making another mountain in my lap!

10% of the community?  I want all of the community!

[jagov808]

NJ is booking appointments right now. If you want to learn the ins and outs of ore mining don't delay, contact him at your earliest convenience. Specials running for European clientele.

[NJDevil]

They remind me of Boobies!

[Death_Mule17]

your personal wet dream is back with the community nj!

9. May 2016    ChuckBot-2472 (89.52)    MULEugenics +2.6    motorman -0.8    Cyber Ranger +1.0    mo3563 -2.4





oops, i did it again
mballs

[motorman]

I see I still have my stalker, who must be checking my stats daily (or hourly, it seems, [yikes])to pick up that I played a game so quickly. Ah well, you can't reason with crazy.

Hopefully the syphilis you contracted when you mounted your comatose mother will finish eating your brain soon DM and I can come back and enjoy this game.

Maybe I'll try back in a few months and see if you make another, "Hey everybody, I'm still stalking motor!" comment. I would like to thank you for being upfront with the fact that you are completely insane although I do wonder if it's honesty or if you just can't hide it anymore. Actually, considering your track record it is most certainly the latter. Well shoot. As much as I enjoy threats against me, my family, and my pets I should probably do something else.

Ah well, hope everyone else is well. Take care.

Oh and what's with you sticking with this whole shirtless situation? I mean your skin has been so deprived of sunlight that it's frigging blue and you're strutting it out there like the lovechild of the Staypuff Marshmallow Man and Smurfette is somehow desirable. And that weird gap between your breasts which makes me imagine they must look like two sad tubes of caulk.

I should stop but I can't help myself. That look on your face, like you've just rammed your own thumb up your asshole and found the Dukes of Hazard dinky car you crammed in there when you were 29. And your right shoulder, is that a tumor? A mole? Are your arms proportioned like a Tyrannosaurus? What exactly is going on there?

Anyway none of these are problems that a golf shirt and a thumbless asshole won't fix. I understand that given your nature you probably won't thank me for providing a solution but just knowing I've helped is more than enough.

There MB, DM, MSM, etc. I gave you something to have feelings about. Happy Birthday.

[Death_Mule17]

huh? You examining my picture is the creepy shit. You stalking me and gratifying yourself to my body too ?? com on man. The more you talk just makes it all the more sweet, hope you never find out. Watching you have a meltdown would take all the fun out of the forum and end motorman forever.





Everyone better shush, lets see how far moto takes this
@motoman-
keep talkin dunce!
Mballs

[motorman]

Does what I wrote really sound like I am gratifying myself to your body? How could you possibly interpret what I said that way? Oh right, you're crazy. At least you have admitted that you are stalking me. That's a step I guess.

I suppose your, "I hope you never find out." is referring to the fact that once again you've created another smurf, (again because I assume you pissed everyone off playing as Mulesballs), and that you played a game with me under your new name, Muleugenics.

Do you have no self respect? All I do is point out what a piece of human garbage you are and you hide your identity just to play me. I mean I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and yet you need to be around me. I must be the abusive boyfriend you keep crawling back too.

I wasn't examining your picture, just pointing out how god-awful it is at a glance. What if children see it and lose the desire to ever eat again? What if North Korea gets a hold of it and uses it in battle? You may be proud of your troglodyte heritage but most of us just find it repulsive.

As for a meltdown, I doubt it. Considering I go months at a time not playing this game and not giving you a second thought. Now on the day PlanetMule shuts down I can only assume you'll go on a killing spree, as it seems to be the only thing in your life which is why you are so emotionally invested in a stranger who cares nothing for you. Honestly you are just an easy target for ridicule and a chance to flex my creative writing muscles, nothing more.

So there, again you have something to have feelings about. Things are looking up!

[Death_Mule17]

Clean my seed off your face moto! You lost, try to get over it before 2018. I know me beating you last time took about 2years of crying  off your life. Please try to relax, you dont need to spend your time here staring at my tiny pic or freshening up on your lame writing skills that ONLY involve me, rho or alp. You cry way too hard when you lose and no one here is interested in listening to your rank whoring bs.





Motorman is officially Mballs little bitch until further notice...And thats the bottom line. We'll all be waiting for you to become a man motor, waiting...and preying
Mballs

[motorman]

Oh sweet jesus you're still going on about that. Well, have fun with yourself.