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« on: August 10, 2015, 17:34 » |
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He has now gone where no man has gone before, currently residing at an 8% win rate. I'm ashamed of you people. When you see someone down on their luck living on the street shouldn't you toss a couple of coins, a word of encouragement and/or some tips.
This man needs help, he needs your help. So instead of looking upon him as someone who can elevate your own win percentage I'm calling on you to give a hand and make this man proficient. Gently guide him along.
We all know Cyber is quite receptive to learning new things. Also, as he is a man of deep moral convictions please refrain from using words like 'Throat-job, Throating, Semen Receptacle, etc' That type of language will not endear you to him.
If Cyber does not win at least 3 games this week, the fault will be on you, the planet mule community. Ask not what Cyber can do for you, but what you can do for Cyber!
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NJDevil
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2015, 00:19 » |
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As a member of the NJ Tier I say NO!!! My luck is bad enough....and to have CR pass me with his tier would be intolerable!
JK.....that was in a world where MB and I traded personalities and I actually gave a shit about my standings!
Please give to CR!
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Death_Mule17
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2015, 01:22 » |
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Ive tried helping cyber with the game years ago! The man wont listen to me!! In fact, to this day he wont take one tip from me and will tell me to stfu every time I speak!
Hes on his own now...
My door is always open to cyber or anyone else struggling with mule tactics. yall can find me in the lobby at least once per day.
MB
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motorman
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2015, 18:44 » |
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Frankly we're all rather sick of you offering your "tip" to us and wish you could keep that kind of behavior confined to public restrooms and the library.
As for your door being always open, it's nice to know you swing both ways, but Craigslist might be a better place to advertise that.
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motorman
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2015, 19:12 » |
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Also, to bring up an important humanitarian cause, didn't you quit? I'm pretty sure you wrote a post about it. After all these years you could finally go looking for a shirt, develop new sexual deviations, or learn how paragraphs work.
But no, you had to wake up one evening and realize you still feed on the misery of others and the world wouldn't be whole unless you digitally insinuated a stranger might be of the homosexual persuasion. Or worse, what if people were enjoying a classic game without having to suffer the same six inane phrases repeated ad naseum.
Much like a reverse Jesus, you just keep going while the world has to suffer for your sin.
Hope all is well.
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NJDevil
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2015, 22:29 » |
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Yet every time I ask to meet DM so I can totally beat the shit out of him and bust out his teeth so he can be my little cum dumpster.....her refuses. He is gay...yet refuses my advances!
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Death_Mule17
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2015, 09:01 » |
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Motorman, you still here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother.... Frankly we're all rather sick of you offering your "tip" to us Huh? Who is WE? I thought you quit mule... yet you come back just to post your gay fantasies. Please dont speak for anyone here, its rude. As for my "tips" , well they are still needed by many noobs. Until pap is all out of fuck towels, my work is never done. Not that any of this should concern you, being that you quit mule eluding that you were above this game on your high horse. And still you consider this game a "waste of time". So kindly fuck off and keep your two worthless cents about mule and its community to yourself. Fuck man we almost forgot about you totally but you keep poking your head in the forum like you own the place. Like a silly turd that wont just flush, talking about my endless supply of tips... why must the planetmule community have to endure your lame ass posts? Without the pleasure of kicking your ass in mule? Fuck that, not to mention you change every one of jaggy's funny posts into a "dungeon post". Find someone else to make comments toward, maybe say hi to your old fuck towel NJ... I mean why obsess over me? Are you that fucking lonely man? Sad lile homo, please find yourself some local cock to suck on...I cannot help you. And you NJ, your sick lile fantasy about how your going to kick my teeth in and rape my mouth? I guaran fucking tee if I ever see you, its you who will be missing teeth. And that goes for anyone else who wants to dance with me. You can find me at home most nights at 9417 woodbine st. chilliwack B.C, canada v2p -5s7. I call your bluff you steaming heap of pussy nj. Only guy I wont fuck with is cyber ranger, hes big and his style of game play scares me. Again... My door is always open to noobs. MB |
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motorman
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2015, 12:55 » |
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"As for my "tips" , well they are still needed by many noobs."
I guess it's gold like this that keeps me coming back. What can I say?
And it's pretty obvious to anyone who read my post who isn't filled with rage, bile, and dog semen, that I quit because creatively within the game I hit a wall and was just going through the motions. Never did I say it was a waste of time, although none of us are retiring on our video game exploits.
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jagov808
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2015, 22:25 » |
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'although none of us are retiring on our video game exploits.'
Obviously, you've never heard of Nordel. From his Ovaltine endorsements, poster sales, and Kazakhstan youtube royalties, he is making huge money.
Word on the street is that he is so rich he even has a spare keyboard in his closest which has never been used.
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NJDevil
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2015, 02:28 » |
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when you hear a blood curdling scream you will all Know I arrived in BC
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Death_Mule17
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« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2015, 03:00 » |
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Wipe your ass with the blood curdling screams nj....you cant afford to fly to canada anyways, so who cares.?
Do you want to build a snoooowwwman?....
Mballs
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jagov808
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2015, 16:45 » |
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NJ may be quite wealthy. I've never heard him beg for a keyboard to be sent to him. He must be living the high life with a state of the art keyboard. To people in Estonia, NJ must seem as rich as Donald Trump.
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Death_Mule17
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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2015, 08:58 » |
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If hes rich its only cuz his mommy has given him free room and board his entire life. Id say moms basement would be the best place to build a man cave for mule. His only interruptions during a game would be "njaaaaayyy, its dinner tiiiiiimmmmeee". Must be nice not having a wife to bitch about how much mule he plays, or how much Dexter he watches. Lucky sob NJDevil !!!  Mb |
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jagov808
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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2015, 23:29 » |
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Are we sure NJ is not married? He has a much larger opportunity set in seeking a 'life mate' than people with more traditional preferences. Given the profound changes in law we have seen recently things are certainly looking positive for those of his ilk. With all the cash he has saved over the years sustaining himself on Ma's meatloaf, NJ would certainly be an eligible bachelor.
If I were him I would order up a mail order 'life mate' from a beleaguered Baltic republic. That way he could be orally pleasured whilst doling out metaphorical BJs during the game.
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Death_Mule17
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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2015, 15:01 » |
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Huh, that would be weird. Jag where do you come up with this shit? I call wild imagination and unwarranted fanfare for nj in that last post. I get that there hasnt been much action in the forum as of late, but at this point its like your just grabbing at straws. PLease someone post something for jag to psychoanalyze, this shit is getting stale.
Being brutally honest is my weakness, sorry man
MB
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