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Lionel-HutzX
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« on: January 12, 2015, 05:56 »

I will get the ball rolling;]

NJDevil: WOW that was just and fair
Cyber Ranger: Well, neither of you quit - that's PROGRESS... Fuck the score...
NJDevil: I dont quit assfuck
Cyber Ranger: Yes, you have - ASSFUCK MASTER...
NJDevil: when
NJDevil: that wawstn a result of peole screwing uop one of my hosts
Cyber Ranger: ...ask msm - he's the master of "assfuck" records...
NJDevil: noway he is loserr extrodinaire....in Life
Cyber Ranger: YOU know when YOU'VE quit - that's all that really matters...
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2015, 21:12 »

Is an assfuck master a pitcher or catcher?

Is being the master of assfuck records and not being a loser extraordinaire mutually exclusive? I must for the record also state that MSM is probably not recording acts of sodomy.

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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2015, 22:24 »

  I luv how nj thinks he knows my life, he gives me a new one everytime we play. The loser in life is you nj, because you are drunk all the time and still live in you mommy's basement. Try allocating your focus on mule, not making up new stories as to how I live my life everyday. Fucking pathetic, and yes as the master of "assfuck/quitter" records I confirm that you have quit in the past nj. No-one here is perfect, and nj you are the furthest from it.





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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2015, 23:46 »

Is an assfuck master a pitcher or catcher?

I would think that being an "assfuck master" would mean that 100% proficiency in both pitching and catching has been achieved. They don't just hand out that title willy-nilly. 
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2015, 01:05 »

Guy! C'mon!  When MSM keeps calling people faggots....I suggested they build a "Mens' Club" within the pub....you know a place where men can be men.  Maybe a sauna....a few steam baths....hot tubs etc.  Nothing better than to relax in a hot tub with fellow men and discuss our differences.  Nothing stops  a heated argument than a hot oil massage between friends.  That way MSM can stop spreading lies about me.  Sorry buddy...I haven't lived with my parents in decades.  Unlike you who still has the impression of his dead mom on her mattress.  But hey....that's what the steam rooms for....so we can talk.  And as I have your sorry ass bent over and busting a nut in it....you will know what its like to be gay.  So gimmie a kiss big guy. Kiss
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2015, 23:57 »

Future MSM Novellas

The Loser In Life is You
Mommy's Basement
Allocating Your Focus
The Master of "Assfuck/Quitter"
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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2015, 07:17 »

Don't forget some of the hot Novels MSM has been the main character in:
-50 Shades of Loser
-Eat, Play Mule, and Don't Know What Love Is
-The Catcher in the Butt
-The Great Gatsby, and the Not great MSM
-The Sun Also Rises, But MSM Wouldn't Know Since He Doesn't Leave his House
-The Hunchback of Canada
-The Lion, The Witch, and the Smelly Room that MSM Never Leaves
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2015, 17:38 »

You folks obviously don't know msm well. One time I played a game with him and he said he would need to take about a 5 minute break later on in the game to pay for some food he ordered. His girlfriend was in the house at the time. I asked why she couldn't pay on his behalf. He said that he couldn't trust her with his credit card for even a few minutes. What is the point of all of this?

MSM is living with a girlfriend who can not or will not cook, and can not be trusted with a credit card. This unreasonable combination can only indicate one thing: his girlfriend is a superhot model, otherwise she could not be the girlfriend of an elite mule player.

I assume in real life many would envy MSM's circumstances, although perhaps many of you are bronies and are content with your stuffed animals.

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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2015, 18:34 »

It appears that NJ is boasting about his prowess as an assfuck master. I think he should gain proficiency on the receiving end in order to achieve full certification. I fear that his hopes of converting MSM by bending him over may go unfulfilled. Given MSM's incredibly attractive girlfriend it is unlikely that msm would immediately capitulate and give up his anal virginity so easily. Perhaps NJ could offer himself up first to ease the transition. This might work out better for all parties involved. 
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« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2015, 01:36 »

Heck jagov you can fuck me in the ass.  With your lil pee pee I wont feel a thing.  Like I said whatever helps with discussion.  We should meet....grab a hotel....steam room....whirlpool....some manly beers and see what happens sweetcheeks.  Im pretty sure motorman would love to join us.  he loves guys weekends.

Oh and MSM doesn't trust his "girlfriend" with his cc.....since she will just charge him for another hour.
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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2015, 09:00 »

Snap! That was a good one NJ that I didnt see coming.

So the post on Back and Forths turned into a thread on Back and Forths! So meta!
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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2015, 00:02 »

Like I said....name the time and place and there will a all the back and forths you can stand!

 Grin
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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2015, 21:24 »

Data2008 forgot to make a fag section, for all you gay men to swap fantasies with each other. Guess he will have a lot of work being that the gay community takes up 40% of this fucking site. As for nj and motorman, well they speak for their self. We all know they are in love with each other and use me as their icebreaker to become closer. After that its all bleeding assholes. How they find time in the day to play mule is beyond me, being so busy with forum post involving me as there gay sexual prey and all.




look for data2008's new post heading "the gay men of mule".....coming soon!!
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« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2015, 00:05 »

Future Novellas by MSM:

Fag Section
Swap Fantasies
Speak for Theirselves
Its All Bleeding Assholes
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« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2015, 01:39 »

Whoooooooooooot we are getting our own site!!!   YAY.....and a parade!!!  Can we decorate it ourselves!!!!!!!
We need the following:
Gym
Sauna
Baths
Hot Tubs
Wrestling and other martial arts matts
Massage rooms
Bar
Dance Floor
Private discussion Rooms
Locker rooms
Overnight bedrooms
It should be called Mulesballs House of MULE Men!!!
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