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« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2013, 19:51 » |
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I will admit that you are describing The CBASS game plan for winning at mule to a tee. But it changes nothing concerning Nordel and your MAN LOVE CRUSH for him Jagov. Only a person who has an insane love crush would create a one member fan club for a player who hasn't even won a gold badge. I don't even think Nordel is a member of your Nordel Fan Club Jagov. So its a fan club membership of ONE. Let the mule community know if and when Nordel agrees to be your boyfriend Jagov. The only influence the so called Nordel Fan Club has is to be the butt of a continuing punch line of a joke. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE KING KONG SAYS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Hopefully the website will be up and running sometime in the future.
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« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2013, 00:19 » |
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@KingKong whats wrong with having a man love crush? Especially if its me. Let the man pray to his idol. I mean, i hate to be the golden god of mule...all this responsibility....its overwhelming. But as long some lost souls here need a beacon of hope and wisdom...who am i to deny that to them? So be it...here is your golden god! And since only fans would open or read this thread we can clearly assume that all of you posting here just joined my club. Welcome! Jagov will be collecting your credit card numbers soon. Relax, Its just a normal procedure. Trust me. Just trust me!  btw: nice avatar. Even shirtless...do i see a pattern here? Nah...that would be too crazy.... Love Nordel |
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« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2013, 23:06 » |
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Look who's come down from Mt. Irata to claim his Kingdom of lunatics and losers, its the one and only Nordel himself. You have just made Jagov faint with MAN LOVE DELIGHT. I'm certainly no member of this Cuckoo for Coconuts fan club. Just remember Nordel, a man's got to have Gold Badges before he can be a Golden God. And that's the bottom line cause KING KONG says so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2013, 17:57 » |
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I played nordel he is kinda rude bordering on asshole so............I dont know where all the praise is coming from???
Must be some tranny bullshit jag is always talking about
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« Reply #34 on: March 11, 2013, 16:45 » |
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Just like any other massive celebrity Nordel has good days and bad days. There is incredible pressure to perform in the public realm when you are famous. If he was rude perhaps you simply misconstrued his finely honed teutonic humour. It sounds like you had lots of personal interaction. Count yourself lucky as Nordel's schedule is extremely tight. It is difficult to accomodate all the members on planet mule who desire his time and attention. Everyone from newbs to longstanding members like Kong, who are so enamoured they have every Nordel statistic memorized by heart, long for a game with their hero.
A game with Nordel is like 3 with anyone else. Folks just as a heads up, get your games in now. We are thinking about charging a nominal $2.99 fee to play with Nordel beginning late summer. For the $2.99 though you will guarantee yourself exclusive access. For $4.99 you can even use the colour green which has become synonomous with Nordel over the years. Frequent players can send in $9.99 and get unlimited games with Nordel each month. Finally, for those who only accept the best, for $99.99, you can gain a lifetime pass to play with Nordel and he will send his autograph.
*These are pre-gold badge prices. Book now and save as prices may vary.
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« Reply #35 on: March 14, 2013, 03:21 » |
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I give you credit whil i didnt "lol" u made me smile at how funny this is. u have a little bit od comedic talentreally if you took some acting lessons u could get a spot on a sitcom and ......well i dont know ur age u could be the new rodney dangerfield. when i try to put a face on u ..I keep thinking of the school teacher from beavis and butthead . ha you do make me funny but u are a little to serious many of us are not sure your trying to be funny or do lots of good/bad drugs.......if u really are a wanna be a comedian.. for real get a coach at the local comedy club
sincerly not making fun of u as u re funny.but dont quit your day job just yet good luck
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« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2013, 17:21 » |
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Wow now atari really burned you jagov....being compared to rodney fucking dangerfield...this is a new low!
But seriously, dont listen to him! We gotta good thing goin' with the credit cards 'n all...don't ruin this for us!
I know it sounds tempting....you probably think of all the famous standup dudes who share the experience being discovered in a gaming forum...i dont even bother to list them up...but let me tell you this: they are the exception!
Look at diznuck...he tried it...and what is he doing now?
He works in the hosting business and quit playing mule. And all that because he still hopes for his breakthrough in the comedy realm.
Please dont be silly, open your eyes!
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« Reply #37 on: March 14, 2013, 19:30 » |
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It was a simple compliment not "burn" i just picture jag as a skinny hippie nothing bad or wrong with it
I mentioned rodney dangerfield because as far as I know he started his carreer late in life .ie... had a regular job untill late 40's before he did any acting at all
And i have nothing really against you nordell I just dont think u are some super bad ass
I mean didn't mainstream invent the bot software we all get lots of enjoyment from those games so in my opinion he deserves cash and praise more than any other single person involed
so ur ok nordel just not super mule king lol
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« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2013, 01:22 » |
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Nordel won today! Some people think Nordel is not deserving of such a large and devoted following. For those that doubt his greatness, consider this: Nordel is ranked higher than Hitman, and Hitman is awesome!
We will probably get a line of NordelWear available for the autumn. Let Chuckie Chuck know your size requirements. The Nordel Fan club is happy to have him on board as our treasurer.
All clothing will come in green only.
Imagine next year, friends and family will think you are celebrating St. Patrick's day, when really you will be celebrating Nordel month.
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« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2013, 01:31 » |
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« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2013, 16:12 » |
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I'll say it once again. The Nordel Fan Club does not exist. A membership of 2 isn't a fan club. Its a love fest between Jagov and Nordel. By the way, even Hitman has won gold whereas Nordel still has no gold whatsoever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No Gold No Fan Club!!!!!!!!!!!! And that's the bottom line cause KING KONG says so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2013, 19:09 » |
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Kong you are not the arbiter of who gets a fanclub or not. The Nordel fan club is just a spontaneous result of the man's mass following he has cultivated through his scintillating play.
Nordel speaks 1.6 languages, the man is a genius. How many languages can you speak Kong?
Nordel wears long sleeved shirts and still draws a crowd on planet irata, not many can claim that.
It is clear you are jealous of success. While the Nordel fan club applauds your efforts and appreciates all those gold badges you have attained, unfortunately there can only be one true star.
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« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2013, 19:04 » |
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Well a true star must have the one vital qualification to be a true star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He or she MUST HAVE WON AT LEAST ONE GOLD BADGE. And it also goes for any legit fan club that isn't a laughing stock like the so called Nordel Fan Club. A club membership of 2 people certainly does not qualify as a mass following!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am certainly not jealous of a goldless Nordel. I will come back to continue my commentary on Jagov's Worthless Nordel Fan Club when the MULE website is finally fixed. Till then continue to read about and mock Jagov's love affair with Nordel. Almost 2 months of a broken website is unacceptable!!!!!!
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« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2013, 14:47 » |
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long sleeved shirts lol wtf
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« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2013, 21:24 » |
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beeman its sort of a taboo subject around here as it puts some members into a hissy fit, but if planet mule were a city, it would be San Francisco. If planet mule were a music group it would be menudo or the culture club. If planet mule were a movie it would be about mining ore in the brokeback mountains or perhaps a tale of pirates coming and taking all the tite called the crying game.
Not everyone here has the same star power as Nordel so to attract their own fans they resort to shirtless avatars.
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