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1  Planet Mule 1 / Planet M.U.L.E. 1 Discussion / Let's get that Ovaltine money flowing in again boys! on: March 27, 2020, 01:44
The makers of Ovaltine are flush with capital due to the recent stock up to prepare for quarantines. No British household would run the risk of running out so pantries are overflowing with the malted beverage.

Nordel has kind of let himself go so his bronzed torso which brought in lots of gender fluid fans in days gone by isnt up to the job now.

The tri-gender population from Kazahkstan has seen it all and are looking for a new face.
Time to step up your game and swoop in and replace the venerable but aging Nordel.
Applications to be the new Ovaltine spokesperson will be done in person in the Kazakh capital of Almaty.
Exact directions to the office to be given upon arrival.
2  Planet Mule 1 / Planet M.U.L.E. 1 Discussion / Lenin has returned on: March 25, 2020, 13:59
Socialism is alive and well in America.

Unfortunately for many in our community some of your 'elective' surgeries have been postponed.

For now Acavia should still be referred to as Acavio.

3  Planet Mule 1 / Planet M.U.L.E. 1 Discussion / Re: HELP on: July 04, 2019, 21:19
pics of mom?
4  Planet Mule 1 / Planet M.U.L.E. 1 Discussion / Re: Reunion! on: July 04, 2019, 21:16
Fantastic idea sir!

The game is really growing in Guatemala city from what I hear. Many sun deprived Euros on the mule circuit could certainly benefit. With Ovaltine dropping sponsorship in late 2018 there is less money to go around, im certain many baltic players would love the $5 entry fee to sample the elegant ladies of the night. We do have quite the incel contingent who might equally benefit from a different venue  in thier lives. Splendid idea overall. Hopefully you can house those who are unable to obtain hotel arrangements.
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