5. Dec 2017    ChuckieBot-6117 (24.12)    Sir Ron +0.0    <J.I.M.>    <A.L.A.N.>    Cyber Ranger -0.1    finished legally

Unfortunately the semi-annual jagov 10 game festival will be cancelled this year until further notice. I forgot about the steam sale. Did you kids know you can get games other than mule, that are way better and practically free? Also, with no word on improvements to the coding it is unlikely that my i7-skylake is up to the task of handling the mighty Mule game that only those with massive budgets and government connections have a pc stable enough of running from start to end.

I never got gold. Does Gold matter though when guys like Htman_2000 can get 7?

Don't get me wrong Htman, is an absolutely fantastic human being. One couldn't hope to be acquainted with a nicer gentleman. He's really bad at mule though, (really NJ tier would be named after him instead of NJ were he to have as charismatic a personality as NJ who is a real star on the mule circuit amongst some demographics). Does anyone know the backstory of how this happened?

Did the elites go on strike for a couple months to protest the onslaught of tite trackers, what happened? It seems like an interesting anecdote that youngsters new to the game would love to learn about.

We are now days away. This is incredibly exciting. Imagine playing with Jagov. Contrast that with playing with Rhodan, or Paps, in silent zombie mode. There was a time when players conversed with another rather than downing multiple beers in silence whilst furiously masturbating during round end breaks. In July Mule is going old school, a fun game for all the family.

I would like a doctor's perspective on this political issue. Also how will the premiums impact our playing base's ability to continue to play 10-12 games per day or will binge playing be curtailed under the new proposed plans given the high risk factor it causes.

I think enough time has now passed where we can begin to tell the story of how this got derailed. Programming is tricky business. Many who were casual users of Ovaltine while playing Mule 1 leaned heavily on the substance to get through those long nights helping to create Mule 2. Eventually more than half of the crew lost all control and were dosing several times a week. It was thought best to hold off on production of this fine game and to give the crew time to recover and go clean. There is hope though that the game may come out and fulfill its promise by the middle of the next decade. This should also give current luminaries of the game like cyber ranger enough time to truly master Mule 1 before embarking upon a new adventure.

One hopes that this bout of retirement is short-lived so that the masses can heap praise upon sir motorman for all his invaluable and selfless assistance. Truly a remarkable individual we are all lucky to know.

I believe in the state of Illinois it is legal to be in a mule. I do not recommend it. It is very likely to be against the law in your jurisdiction. Guys no matter how attracted you are to the mules, please do not enter them. Mules can not consent to your romantic overtures. There are lots of furries and other assorted human fetishes which might work as a legal and consensual proxy.

There are allegations that Putin has been involved in hacking our game. For that reason all gold badges won from New Zealand must immediately be rescinded. Anyone that complains whether they are a doctor or not will be suspected of obstruction.

Those were heady days my friends. We were all going to become billionaire Ovaltine affiliate marketers by using the popularity of our game to draw in players and malted beverage drinkers from around the world.
Things have dropped off. Some say that Nordel's bloated torso pics simply aren't getting the job done in central asia anymore.

296. Think about it! There must be a way to beat that old record. We need to draw in new ad revenue as well, perhaps vitamin water. We are still a strong, healthy community. There are doctors in our midst, playing right along with us. If the development team could create costumes for the mules that would draw in some new millennial blood as they love playing dress-up, that could really catch on. We could be big in the 'furry' crowd, perhaps even spawn an animated series on the hijinks of our socially stunted uber liberal, English as a second language crowd.

Any donations during this charity spree of games will go to the Atari400 new keyboard fund.

many of you have played more Mule than have spent time in formal schooling. Perhaps we ought to have an in person reunion to celebrate your dedication to the game. It would be incredible to meet up with Atari400.

Fascinating discussion. CBASS was quite a colorful character.

Nordel was caught making sexy time with a mule. As a result doctors in Lichtenstein, where the event occurred, believe he has contracted a bug. Nordel vigorously rubbed dry ovaltine powder into the skin where abrasion caused tears in a desperate attempt to perform self healing. This seems to have aggravated the problem. Folks, Ovaltine is not a tonic for all the bugs out there. Make sure you play it safe, Mules can get quite raucous.

2018 will be here before you know it boys. Get ready for all the new features which are about to be bestowed upon us.

The developers had to wait until Donald Trump came into office as Obama and the Democrats wanted to heavily tax and regulate the new reconnect features. Let's hope Paul Ryan doesn't fock this up for us all.