Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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FattyIraty visits

GreenBayPackers visits

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logen: Hello guys

GreenBayPackers: hi

FattyIraty: hi newbie here but I remember the old game

logen: Have you played a couple of training matches before?

GreenBayPackers: i have

FattyIraty: no, where it that?

logen: Well, it's a long time ago that i played training matches.

logen: But when you have the startup window, it gives you the option to ply offline, just add three computer player (bots) and off you go...

logen: Would definitely recommend this before you play any tournament matches

FattyIraty: cool, I will try offline first, thanks for the help!

GreenBayPackers: i dont need that

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logen: No problem.

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logen: One thing you might not know though: under your player there are your stats displayed. If people have too many abandons (quit before a match is finished), most regulars will refuse to play against you. I for example will not play against pple with more than 10 - 15 % abandons.

logen: As you are new, you have the benefit of the doubt :)

GreenBayPackers: ahhhh i see

GreenBayPackers: what if im a regular and wanted a different name

logen: Thats very well possible :)

GreenBayPackers: see

logen: bot:smurfcheck GreenBayPackers

GreenBayPackers: and u got lucky in the tite price that last game too

logen: So who are you? The devil?

GreenBayPackers: nope

logen: Bossi?

GreenBayPackers: that would be funny though a chili dog

GreenBayPackers: nope

logen: So cougars, why a smurf?

logen: bot:?

GreenBayPackers: just wanted to have something else

logen: Forgot that I'm hosting :)

GreenBayPackers: sometimes bored with the character i have

logen: Well, at least you're honest. Of course it's abit annoying if i would loose against a newbie, where you clearly aren't. Fucks up my precious ranking....

GreenBayPackers: i know and i know there are people out there that do that same thing

logen: I did once. Used to be his dudeness, changed to logen, but sticked to it ever since

logen: So not too often...

Ledron visits

Ledron joined the game in slot 3

logen: hi nord

GreenBayPackers: ahh 3 players now hmm

Ledron: hi

GreenBayPackers: i better drop my pants now

Ledron: logen: you already made the "interview"?

logen: yes i did. Went quite surprising

Ledron: smurf?

GreenBayPackers: dont say anything

logen: You better ask GBP

Ledron: hm

Ledron: american for sure

GreenBayPackers: let me check

logen: Probably

logen: 9 more questions left

Ledron: ^^

GreenBayPackers: i wanted to be called ilovecbass

Ledron: hm

Ledron: msm not

GreenBayPackers: but havent seen him for a long time

Ledron: wolffish?

GreenBayPackers: nope4

Ledron: gimme a another hint

logen: He likes chillie dogs

Ledron: that helps big time

GreenBayPackers: hehehehe and the cosby sweater

Ledron: who doenst love the cosby sweater

logen: Well, we just had a good game against NJDevil.

GreenBayPackers: yeah that was fun

Ledron: nj always a good looser

logen: If you check the records, you might find him

GreenBayPackers: still would of pulled it out if tite was higher

logen: Well, it was fun

GreenBayPackers: it was a good morning game

logen: Of couse you would have. But the game went rotten all along for me and just at the very end there was a nice surprise for me

Ledron: cougars?

logen: mmmhhh

GreenBayPackers: wasnt it the smithore price maybe

Ledron: it makes sense football wise

GreenBayPackers: could be

Ledron: but on the other hand i dunno shit about cougars

Ledron: not avery regular

logen: Arent cougars older ladies who are out for young toyboys?

GreenBayPackers: yeah

logen: Then its her

Ledron: not when born 1998

matti_a visits

logen: Come on matti

GreenBayPackers: would anyone believe in mascot from high school

Ledron: nobody trusts the packers

matti_a: can Green.. play?

logen: It's a mule celebrity

Ledron: no hes not

logen: Don't be mean

logen: She's lovely

Ledron: if jersey shore has celebrities, then yes ^^

logen: :)

GreenBayPackers: im really ------

logen: Prefer the geodie version from newcastle uk

GreenBayPackers: a hmmmm snooki

Ledron: god...i know way too much about american popculture

logen: geordie

logen: Yeah it's sad

Ledron: no

matti_a: in the morning one firstimer quit in 3 rnd

Ledron: rather pathetic

GreenBayPackers: so matti doesnt want to play

Ledron: expose yourself

Ledron: give him safety

GreenBayPackers: u got it ledron

logen: When you're not wasting your time playing mule you watch jersey shore. A fulfilled life :)

Ledron: well

Ledron: i never have

Ledron: thats even more pathetic, right?

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logen: No, not quite

GreenBayPackers: matti i have played many games just wanted a different smurf today

Ledron: come on

Ledron: get him back

logen: Cougars reveal yourself and get him back

Ledron: damn

Ledron: he logged out

GreenBayPackers: yeah completely

Ledron: you dont do that stuff to finnish guys

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Ledron: now you see what happens

logen: Now he has a good night with a bottle of vodka

Ledron: thats so racist

logen: Was ist denn los

Ledron: yeah gimme the modo lyrics

Ledron: 1 2 polizei

logen: Rassistisch wäre, wenn ich bis ebend Pokalfinale geguckt hätte und es nicht mehr ausgehalten hätte die scheiß Bayer gewinnen zu sehen

Ledron: oh

Ledron: wusste gar nicht das du deutscher bist

Ledron: scheiss finale

Ledron: scheiss tripple

logen: Ja, war hart dortmund verlieren zu sehen

Ledron: nee

Ledron: das nicht so

logen: Schalke?

Ledron: dortmund geht mir genauso aufn sack

Ledron: bin inter-fan

Ledron: hertha wenns hochkommt

Ledron: (im wahrsten sinne)

logen: Berliner?

Ledron: japp

logen: Ich auch

Ledron: ah

Ledron: reinickendorf?

Ledron: war das so richtig?

logen: Ne, Charlottenburg, aber original aus Neukölln

Ledron: ah, k

logen: Schäme mich immer ein wenig

logen: Für charlottenburg

Ledron: für?

Ledron: ^^

Ledron: warum

Ledron: gibt schlimmeres

Ledron: tempelhof

Ledron: z.B.

logen: Scheiss Bonzenbezirk

Ledron: ach komm

logen: Aber man wird älter

logen: und die Arbeit ist nah

Ledron: prenzlberg, f'hain, das sind die hassbezirke

logen: Das stimmt

Ledron: musste neulich so lachen über den kauft nicht bei schwaben-spruch dort ^^

logen: Aber ich würde immer noch gerne im Kreuzberg der frühen neunziger wohnen :)

logen: Jaja, die Schwaben

Ledron: ich stelle mir die berliner 80er ziemlich cool vor

Ledron: vor neufünfland und so

logen: Neulich habe ich in Leipzig in Grafitti gesehen: Schwaben zurück nach BERLIN!!!

Ledron: es weitet sich also aus

Ledron: hm, so gesehen war das pokalfinale heute doch nochn erfolg

plmokn1 visits

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logen: Das stimmt

Ledron: teuer bezahlt, aber man muss isch das ja irgendwie schönreden

logen: Du oder ich?

logen: Hiya

Ledron: hm

Ledron: wie wärs mit guter bulle böser bulle

logen: haha

logen: Hey plmo

Ledron: plmokn: you able to use the chat?

plmokn1: yeah

Ledron: awesome

Ledron: you knwo how to play?

plmokn1: yeah

Ledron: what is price limit for ore?

Ledron: the

logen: Played a few training matches? It helps ppl :)

plmokn1: how do you know your games won?

Ledron: ?

logen: Dont get you...

Ledron: maybe its a trick question

logen: Look, it's not that most regulars don't like newbies...

Ledron: verstehe, ich bin der böse bulle...

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logen: --- it's just that it can be annoying if newbies play tournament games before having mastered the basics in training mode

Ledron: lol

logen: Naja, keine Ausdauer, der Gute

Ledron: ka

Ledron: komischerweise sind es immer die die grosse versprechungen machen die dann quitten

plmokn1 visits

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logen: GBP spielt jetzt im anderns Spiel

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logen: So you know the space bar?

logen: Thats a good start

Ledron: hmm

plmokn1: Do you get anything for doing training?

logen: Very important in MULE

Ledron: dasn cooler name für ne kneipe

Ledron: you get experience

plmokn1: U do?

logen: Don't get your question? Get what?

Ledron: yup

plmokn1: Anything for doing training?

Ledron: then you can buy upgrades

plmokn1: ok

Ledron: like the level 2 gattling gun

plmokn1: Upgrades?

logen: Was ist nen guter kneipenname?

plmokn1: ...

Ledron: im kidding

plmokn1: ok

Ledron: space bar

plmokn1: Do u get xp from training though???

Ledron: yes

Ledron: experience as in experience

logen: You learn the basics of gameplay before playing in tournament mode

Ledron: you get better

plmokn1: oh

logen: We are quite open to newbies

plmokn1: nothing like saved xp?

Ledron: this isnt pokemon

logen: But having total beginners with no knowledge how to play the game in tournament mode is annoying

Ledron: all you get are your stats, but not for training games

Ledron: well even for them...but nobody gives a shit

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Ledron: ugh

Ledron: all die tastenanschläge umsonst

Touchdownteufel visits

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logen: Er hat definitiv schon gespielt. Hab mir kurz das Protokoll seines letzten Spiels angeguckt

Ledron: k

Ledron: touchdownteufel ist nicht grad der hellste

Ledron: selten nen ungeduldigeren spieler gesehen

logen: Keine Ahnung, hab nicht oft gegen Ihn gespielt

logen: Was ist mit Atari los, seh ihn nicht mehr

Ledron: sehnsucht?

emurphy visits

emurphy joined the game in slot 1

logen: War immer lustig mit seinen Verschwörungtheorien

logen: Hiya

Ledron: grenzwertig

emurphy: I'm sorry, I don't speak your crazy moon language.

Ledron: oh

Ledron: we moonpeople are very sad now

logen: Emurphy, is that a typo for iMurphy?

Ledron: :(

emurphy: (no)

logen: So which enlightened languages do you speak, Murphy?

emurphy: a /little/ German and Spanish

Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>

<B.I.L.L.> was kicked

Ledron: que lindo!

logen: Teufel doesn't like me hosting it seems

Ledron: teufel is very special

Ledron: but its not you

Ledron: its me

the jedi visits

the jedi joined the game in slot 4

logen: Wow, i just saw that I'm Nordel approved. Im very proud

Ledron: as you should

logen: Hiya

Ledron: gla

logen: gle

emurphy: glo (for variety)

Round 1 of 12

Round 2 of 12

emurphy: Shortages. We has 'em.

Round 3 of 12

logen: he wont buy

the jedi: idiot]

logen: sigh

emurphy: eh, suits me fine either way

Ledron: i considered otherwise ^^

logen: :)

Round 4 of 12

logen: Pirates?

Ledron: maybe

Ledron: no risk no sunspot

logen: Somethings in the air

Ledron: yeah

Ledron: pests

logen: I think its motre nautic

Ledron: nope

logen: well

logen: wow

logen: thats terrible

Round 5 of 12

Ledron: lol

logen: gosh, the worst he could do

logen: wow, i've got three food plot and just as much prod a emurphy

Ledron: production is based on karma

emurphy: I'll buy that for a dollar!

emurphy: or a few

logen: U mean because in real life u suck, that's why your mule prod is great?

the jedi: sell

emurphy: need a minute at end of round

Ledron: k

Ledron: me too

logen: if i would have bought we could have hindered him to buy two plots, now its up to karma

Ledron: r

Ledron: you just shouldve sold food log

the jedi: yeahh but if you sell the food

the jedi: he cant buy 2

Ledron: yup

Ledron: wont be 2 auctions anyway

Ledron: with my luck

logen: Don't think he neede that food. he had enough, but not enough nrg

logen: r?

Ledron: murphy still out

Ledron: how long is amurphy minute?

Ledron: i forgot

the jedi: food was at 90

logen: He didn't really need it

the jedi: if you sold 5 pice he cant buy 2 plots

Ledron: but the store

Ledron: 5 x 90

Ledron: 500 ca.

Ledron: no 2 plots for me

logen: True, just thought i'll get you on the nrg

Ledron: nah

Ledron: im not dumb :)

the jedi: murphyy

the jedi: let goo

logen: Appearances can be confusing, nordel

Ledron: this really a long minute

Ledron: yeah

Ledron: i shouldve played with nordel

Ledron: to not confuise you

emurphy: sorry back

Ledron: r

Round 6 of 12

Ledron: fantastic

emurphy: I got dragged into "make sure the kid playing outside is where we think they are" duty

Ledron: they dont let you play outside?

Ledron: thats harsh

emurphy: sun glare

logen: Thats why he plays mule

logen: Just like all the other fat spotte 40+ year nerds...

Ledron: no way

logen: So you're a ladies man, led?

Ledron: i heard acavia is ben affleck

Ledron: im on break with the ladies

Ledron: the last one tried to eat my face

logen: So you're a man's man now?

Ledron: sure

logen: 71!

Ledron: why else would i play with you guys

Ledron: im taking care of nerds now

logen: Don't seStill first?

Round 7 of 12

Ledron: nrg baby

the jedi: up

the jedi: up

the jedi: up

the jedi: up

the jedi: up

logen: Murphy go

the jedi: up

the jedi: up

the jedi: up

the jedi: up

the jedi: up

the jedi: bot:events

Ledron: logen, do your duty

logen: Whats my duty?

Ledron: tell him the vents

Ledron: e

Ledron: chop chop

logen: You're the good cop

Ledron: but not the good friendly host

logen: I have as much an idea about the events as you have

Ledron: im ashamed of the lack of hospitality

logen: fur fucks saske

Ledron: even your mule runs away from you

emurphy: The bot, he hate you

logen: Yup bad karma. (and smell)

Ledron: smells like sneaky jedi

logen: I meant because of my nervous fart when my mule ran away

Ledron: conscious farts, im impressed

logen: don't sell so cheap again

Ledron: and you wonder why you remain first? :)

emurphy: Twenty bucks, same as in town

Round 8 of 12

logen: I suck

logen: for free

the jedi: /

the jedi was disconnected

Computer takes over the jedi

logen: who wants some?

Ledron: asshole

logen: Yeah, he likes doing that, doesn't he?

Ledron: he did it on purpose right?

logen: Has done it in the past when its looking bad

logen: Fuck, no money for burning

Ledron: 12 mules way too much anyway

logen: Not really

logen: murphy should have an interest too

logen: Oh man, einmal hat er einen Grund zu verkaufen und er tuts nicht

Round 9 of 12

Ledron: ich find das liebenswürdig

logen: jaja

emurphy: ow

Ledron: package would be excellent now

logen: for the needy

Ledron: the needy are the children of god

Ledron: at least youll get your money back

Ledron: you should switch to show development

Ledron: 140 is very ok

logen: Very much suboptimal

Ledron: greed kills

Ledron: wtf?

logen: the new bot are cleverer

logen: The humans on the other side...

Ledron: thats more of a bug

emurphy: I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords!

Ledron: log?

logen: Murphy don't you like me? You sell super cheap to every tom dick and harry and let my run dry?

Round 10 of 12

Ledron: he has a reason not to sell

logen: He had plenty b4

emurphy: You also have this funny idea that I'm following some sort of optimal strategy.

emurphy: I can /never/ figure out the optimal foo quickly enough to do anything about it, I just try whatever looks good within a split second

Ledron: i dont think you made an error

Ledron: honestly

Ledron: i would have done the same i think

logen: That's ok, but get get of your "i like ledron " bias :)

emurphy: says the guy in second place

logen: not for long i fear

logen: Fire, ls give me a fire

Ledron: too late for fire

Ledron: your on your own

logen: It's a cruel world

Ledron: its a mans world

Ledron: join femen :P

logen: I thought the YMCA

Ledron: also a nice choice

Ledron: only 1 cop

logen: Fitting to your handlebar moustache

Round 11 of 12

Ledron: and hess veeery nice

Ledron: just 13 to burn

Ledron: you may succeed

logen: Fuck, i knew i should remember to burn already and then i forgot

Ledron: you dont have the time

emurphy: lol

Ledron: you need also to clear plots

Ledron: impossible

Ledron: and spiking ore before

logen: Yeah, 3-4 now, the rest next rd would have sufficed

Ledron: difficult alone

logen: True, nonetheless worth trying

logen: it's an off chance, but when it happens

logen: Will not win on ore

logen: tite i mean

Ledron: no pirates excellent

logen: yeah, harsh

emurphy: big money, big money, no pirates!

Ledron: my bets on murphy

emurphy: I'll consider it a birthday present

logen: 2 rd low tite

logen: would help

Ledron: not me

logen: ouch

Ledron: lol

emurphy: how metal and crystal spoil is beyond me

logen: meine einzige chance

Ledron: there are tite elves who eat tite

Ledron: same goes for ore

emurphy: lol

emurphy: step 3 is profit

Ledron: hm doesnt look so bad for me after all

Round 12 of 12

Ledron: gg

logen: gga, apart from jedi wanker

Ledron: all depends on nrg now

logen: why did u sell that nrg, ledron?

Ledron: because i knew/hoped it wouldnt spike big time

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emurphy: figures

logen: close

Ledron: close

emurphy: I've lost worse though, yeah

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logen: bye

Ledron was disconnected

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