Training Mode - 12 Rounds

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Apollo_blight joined the game in slot 1

Pipples visits

Pipples joined the game in slot 2

asshole visits

asshole joined the game in slot 3

Pipples: hiya

asshole: what is scrub?

Pipples: a player who isnt so great

asshole: can weplay now?

Apollo_blight: just us 3 or should i stick a bot in

asshole: play M.U.L.E.

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asshole: please

Apollo_blight: press buttan

Round 1 of 12

Pipples: press space a lot

Apollo_blight: hammer that space button

Pipples: grats

asshole: i win land

Pipples: it's good to have land

asshole: do pirates take foodalso

Pipples: no

Pipples: but the store can burn

asshole: how do you burn store

Pipples: its just an event

Apollo_blight: by not shouting it out loud

asshole: ok

Apollo_blight: you dont wna tot get arrested

Pipples: it burns all the stock except mules

Pipples: you need fod

Pipples: to have a turn

asshole: how do you get arrested

Pipples: http://www.planetmule.com/how-to-play/

Pipples: lol he was just kidding

Apollo_blight: i'm joking around

Apollo_blight: arson is a crime

Pipples: :)

asshole: oh ha ha

Round 2 of 12

asshole: can i buy food now

Pipples: theres none in the store

Pipples: you need to buy a mule and a food and put it in the river

Pipples: it will cost 205 $

Pipples: you wont have time

Pipples: you have no food

Pipples: we can sell you 1

asshole: i want buy time

Pipples: yeah

asshole: get food now?

Pipples: yeah

Pipples: you should have 30 seconds next turn

asshole: do i have enough food

asshole: i wanted to sell

Pipples: yes you have 2 out of a possible 3

asshole: why cant i sell

Pipples: so you get 2/3rds of a go

Round 3 of 12

asshole: how i make money

Pipples: you need to sell your produce

Pipples: but you arent making any yet

asshole: i need 20 bucks

Pipples: make sure you get the wompas

Pipples: but you will be cutting it fine to get a farm down after you get it

asshole: fine??

asshole: like arrested

Pipples: lol i mean it will be close

Pipples: good job

asshole: OH HAHA

Pipples: smithore prices will go up because there isnt any mules

asshole: good

Pipples: dont sell your food below 0 lol

Pipples: you wont ahve much time next turn

asshole: i play commodore too

asshole: i playbad

Round 4 of 12

Apollo_blight: stay out of my territory

Pipples: :D

asshole: i have food but no time

Pipples: you sold it :d

asshole: am i too slow

Pipples: you sold most of it last turn

asshole: not sell food

asshole: i get high crystite plots

asshole: is that bad

asshole: i loosing

Pipples: no thats very good in the longrun

asshole: WHY I LASTPLACE

Pipples: we have smithore assetsd

asshole: arrested

asshole: i no sell

asshole: i want

Apollo_blight: build some solar next turn

Round 5 of 12

asshole: how i find more crystite

asshole: i buy land??

Pipples: you need to assay

asshole: will not letme buy

Pipples: you dont have enough money

Apollo_blight: land oxponsove

asshole: becuase i am last place

asshole: how i make money

asshole: i am asshole

asshole: u know me as great cornholoi

Round 6 of 12

asshole: i buybadland?

asshole: do pirates take energy or smithore

Pipples: crystite

Apollo_blight: newp

asshole: pirates take smithore on my commodore

Pipples: yeah on this they take crystite

asshole: i remember game now

asshole: no food??

asshole: i buy

Apollo_blight: lower

Apollo_blight: i could have sold it to you for less

asshole: why not

Round 7 of 12

asshole: meteor is food or smithore

asshole: ohh i remember crystite

asshole: right

asshole: or no

Pipples: yes its crystite

asshole: why does he make food

Pipples: hes a deranged ai

asshole: ??

asshole: OK

Apollo_blight: stop downloading dog porn

Round 8 of 12

asshole: i make more

Round 9 of 12

asshole: all mycrystitegoaway

asshole: you buy i buy

Apollo_blight: the fuck are you doing?

Pipples: go down and up again

asshole: is game broken

Pipples: REDO YOUR COMMAND PLEASE

Apollo_blight: i think you are trolling and have been all game

asshole: what

asshole: what is command

Apollo_blight: fix or kick

asshole: it says my network connection timed out

asshole: what isthat

Apollo_blight: and i say you're full of shit

asshole: it said that and game slow down

asshole: i turned off fan game went fast

Apollo_blight: this isnt a demanding game

asshole is not responding to continue

Users who are not responding must be kicked to continue the game

Pipples: please sort out your connection this is terrible

Computer takes over asshole

asshole was kicked

Round 10 of 12

Round 11 of 12

Round 12 of 12

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