Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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dynadan joined the game in slot 1

Nannerpus visits

Nannerpus joined the game in slot 2

dynadan: thanks

dynadan: death mule should have been back by now

Nannerpus: ya where is he?

dynadan: he said he'd be back in 20min 2 hours ago

Nannerpus: lol him sleepin

dynadan: nah

dynadan: he doesn't sleep

Nannerpus: roastin then?

dynadan: girls

Nannerpus: oh

dynadan: has to be girls

Nannerpus: i remember those

dynadan: ahh married eh

dynadan: ya i vaguely remember also

moodzzz visits

moodzzz joined the game in slot 3

dynadan: welcome back

Nannerpus: at long last

moodzzz: i was out for hour

Nannerpus: our long planetary nightmare is ( almost ) over

dynadan: nannerpus talked you into it didn't he?

Nannerpus: lol

moodzzz: needs an idle option by the players i think

Nannerpus: hopeso

dynadan: we need electrodes that can shock you for being afk

moodzzz: rodz has been playing for about 15 hours straight i think

dynadan: muhaha

dynadan: he needs 1 win to pass rhodan

moodzzz: he's no.1

Nannerpus: already did

Nannerpus: him #1

moodzzz: i'm glad

moodzzz: don't like rhodan

dynadan: oh nevermind he won last one i guess

moodzzz: rhodan will never catch him

moodzzz: rhodan finds it hard to fill games

Nannerpus: yeah moodzzz <3 Rhodan

moodzzz: cos he's put half the field on his block list

Nannerpus: i haven't seen much of Rho lately

Nannerpus: he hates the new land auctions

Nannerpus: likes the turn 1 sales but hates the sticky pricing

moodzzz: he hates anything that'll prevent him winning

Nannerpus: lol

Nannerpus: don't we all

dynadan: he liked the old run up land auctions

moodzzz: he probably hated it when host advantage disappeard

moodzzz: he used to nick plots

Nannerpus: he loved runup & bail

Nannerpus: thrived on it, imo

moodzzz: hehe

moodzzz: well i won't miss him

moodzzz: he wouldn't play me anyway

Nannerpus: as for that technique, valid though it was it isn't realistic

moodzzz: he won't play rodz either

Nannerpus: forget about true to old skkol mule, it isn't logical

moodzzz: no.. was silly.. can't price people out then bail

dynadan: it was just slow and stupid

moodzzz: this is evolution

Nannerpus: you can't go to an auction in the real world, bid & then duck out w/o paying the price you agred to

Nannerpus: so I welcome the change

Nannerpus: although I would go forther.

Nannerpus: make all price movements monotonically increasing only

Nannerpus: you go up? you stay up.

moodzzz: ah

Nannerpus: no backing down

Nannerpus: that's how auctions work in the real world

moodzzz: yeah.. that's true auction

moodzzz: yip

dynadan: thats how it is now right?

Nannerpus: don't want to win? better pray someone else outbids you

Nannerpus: no you can still roll back down

dynadan: oh you mean can't move down at all?

Nannerpus: yeah that's what i want

dynadan: hmm interesting

Nannerpus: iow: put teh moneys where teh moufs is

dynadan: thats basically how the 1st round auction works

Nannerpus: ( or something like that ;)

Nannerpus: yeah pretty much

Nannerpus: the rule of 972 will be etched in stone, I swear

dynadan: the developers have decided to try to make it as close to original as possible

Nannerpus: yeah

Nannerpus: which i commend

dynadan: which kinda sucks i think for us

dynadan: lol

Nannerpus: I welcome any change that makes it more challenging in general

Nannerpus: if it gets harder to win my chances go up

Nannerpus: a paradox, perhaps, but I have a big big brain

dynadan: lol

Nannerpus: I consider my heavy drinking to be a suitable handicap for the benefit of the field

Nannerpus: :)

moodzzz: i play best drunk

moodzzz: but it's 9.30 am here

Nannerpus: so? get on that bus, slacker

dynadan: i always argued that they should try to make it as good a game as possible....but i have given up and will wait for MULE2...it will be kind of sad because i think it will kill the player base of the original

Nannerpus: yeah

Nannerpus: dunno if I will go over to the darkside

Nannerpus: sounds like too many changes for stubborn ol' me

dynadan: depends on what they do....but this format is great for a lot of games....just adding custom game options would be great

Nannerpus: I want one of the special abilities to be 100% guaranteed summoning of pirates

dynadan: haha

Nannerpus: yeah

Nannerpus: nice, eh?

Nannerpus: rod's game is on turn 9

moodzzz: stealing land would be fun

Nannerpus: so we only have to wait ( maybe ) another 20 minutes or so

dynadan: don't you guys wish we could play 3 player without a bot?

Nannerpus: even better: move the store

Nannerpus: yes

Nannerpus: or levitate mountains

moodzzz: burn players in store fire

Nannerpus: or deviate the river

Nannerpus: lol

Nannerpus: freebasing, you say?>

dynadan: wtf

Nannerpus: or how about this:

Nannerpus: summoning of clouds &/or sunspots, at will

Nannerpus: or selective quaking of plots

Nannerpus: or: pocket elves

moodzzz: sabbotage peoples plots would be great

dynadan: keep going ...one of these will be useful

moodzzz: wee on crops

moodzzz: burn mountains

moodzzz: or if we all took our tuns at same time

Nannerpus: that's the idea for mule 2

moodzzz: could have lazers and try to shoot players

Nannerpus: all simultaneous turns

moodzzz: yeah

dynadan: that will be neat

moodzzz: no reason why not

Nannerpus: how about: secret second conduit for sales of rystite & ore

Nannerpus: *crystite

dynadan: what if you got to see what everyone else was doing while you did your turn also?

Nannerpus: price always +$20 from going rate of other players

Nannerpus: I think that's how mule 2 will work

Nannerpus: here's what gets me (so far, from what i've heard ): each turn, you choose your worker's race'

Nannerpus: and ( again, fwih ) only one of each type per round

dynadan: interesting

Nannerpus: ya

Nannerpus: personally I find that totally bogus

Nannerpus: I say choose yr race at outset & then it stays fixed throughout the game

dynadan: going to make balancing hard

Nannerpus: perhaps even award choice based on the random seeding ( like how ranks are chosen before rd 1 now )

Nannerpus: right

dynadan: that would be fun ...but people would complain

Nannerpus: i prefer difficulty to efficiency

Nannerpus: yeah

dynadan: they need to get game time down to under an hour no matter what they do

Nannerpus: yes

moodzzz: yeah it is a bit long

Nannerpus: hope they will trim out the filler time

dynadan: except if it is a 24 month game

Nannerpus: oh pain

Nannerpus: no plz to 24

Nannerpus: i can't pay attention that long

dynadan: they should make it customizable so we choose what we like best

Nannerpus: if i start sober i'll finish drunk & vice versa

moodzzz: nanner are you dok?

Nannerpus: oh here's an idea for a special ability

dynadan: i could kick your arses at 6 month mule2 :P

Nannerpus: eliminate a month of yr choosing

Nannerpus: moodzzz: yes

moodzzz: is dok gone?

Nannerpus: Nannerpus shows up in its entirety in my name slot

moodzzz: dyn you've a hell of a ratio

Nannerpus: plus: better win pct now that I know what I am doing ( & have not taken all those beatings from Mikusch & Rhodan & dan )

dynadan: i haven't seen dok for a while

Nannerpus: no dok is still active

Nannerpus: but rarely

moodzzz: i gotta stay moodzzz.. tho if i ever do make another name

moodzzz: i will play rhodan

Nannerpus: I only play as dok when I think I can nail htman

moodzzz: and eat all his food again

dynadan: ah lol

Nannerpus: I believe htman is Paulie 64

dynadan: what?

moodzzz: ahh

moodzzz: um

moodzzz: not sure

Nannerpus: ya moodzzz pissed off Rhodan bigtime once

moodzzz: think i've played both at same time

Nannerpus: nope

moodzzz: yeah u were in that game i think nan?

Nannerpus: dok is I and I is dok

Nannerpus: yeah as dok though

moodzzz: yip

Nannerpus: long long agp

Nannerpus: *ago

moodzzz: month or so

dynadan: me and paulie always talking and ht never says anything...... maybe he uses ht when he wants to not talk to me hehe

Nannerpus: you had like +46 food at one point

Nannerpus: ht is all bizniss

moodzzz: i was still learning

Nannerpus: yeah

Nannerpus: new players is wild

moodzzz: yep

Nannerpus: them all about the screwgie

Nannerpus: makes me nuts

dynadan: haha ya

Nannerpus: really it winds up being short-sighted

dynadan: i remember when i first started here though and i did the same stuff

Nannerpus: I think they learn eventually

Nannerpus: yeah me too

Nannerpus: it is so exciting to deny a lead-player food/nrg

dynadan: we all have warped memories from childhood

Nannerpus: hehe yes

dynadan: it probably didn't work very well then either....but it was more fun seeing your buddy get mad

moodzzz: i think it's cost effective a lot of time tho starving leader

moodzzz: he's in lead cos he's getting food and nrg from store or bot

moodzzz: and using plots to gain high earnings

moodzzz: so sod him

moodzzz: starve him

Nannerpus: it generally works for a turn or 2

moodzzz: it is fun

Nannerpus: better to ride the spike, imo

Nannerpus: sell just enough to keep 'em short & then cash in

Nannerpus: esp. if they run outta money before getting into the black

moodzzz: yip :D

dynadan: it all depends on what its costing you and costing others.....if it works out in your favor do it

Nannerpus: righto

Nannerpus: although in general, money in bank is money toward a win

moodzzz: back in 3

dynadan: typically the better players rarely get in a position to get starved

Nannerpus: imo anyone who passes up $300+ food or $500+ nrg is an eedeeot

Nannerpus: right

dynadan: haha true dat

dynadan: that noob almost won like that

Nannerpus: they play it conservative but on he edge

Nannerpus: right

Nannerpus: saw that

Nannerpus: *the edge

dynadan: would have if he hadn't sacrificed 3k to starve me

Nannerpus: yep

Nannerpus: holding +24 food was stupid move on his part

Nannerpus: there's starving your opponent & then there's drowning in moldy garbage

Nannerpus: he chose the latter just to watch others squirm

dynadan: i played so bad last game

Nannerpus: well you got caught by some events

dynadan: elves starved me in round 2...and i pooched that food mule late in game to starve myself again

dynadan: i was laughing so hard at myself

Nannerpus: okay now i have the giggles

Nannerpus: this is going to be a problem if we start anytime soon

dynadan: lol

Nannerpus: hmm

Nannerpus: maybe doktorbuzzo should join & play

dynadan: that last lobby line made me laugh

moodzzz: rodz has finally gone to bed

Nannerpus: collapsed more likely

dynadan: he's got a 3 win lead now

moodzzz: yep

Nannerpus: I have turned off the sound

moodzzz: you are clever

Nannerpus: I need alice cooper, stat

dynadan: the time of rhodan is over....as king rodz ascends to the throne in the kingdom known as Irata

moodzzz: i'm a happy follower of king rodz

moodzzz: he's a good king

Nannerpus: lol

moodzzz: he smiles apon us common folk

Nannerpus: king of the upper left quadrant

moodzzz: very much

moodzzz: i played him last night

moodzzz: and i told him the top left is mine

dynadan: haha

moodzzz: and i took it all

moodzzz: he took bottom right

moodzzz: and he got all the crys

moodzzz: grrr

Nannerpus: yeah

Nannerpus: lotsa games recently have rightbank tite

Nannerpus: ( at least for me )

moodzzz: i had run of 4 games wins

moodzzz: and it was due to me bein pyshic

moodzzz: got the high plots straight away

dynadan: haha

moodzzz: without scannin

Nannerpus: my lobbly chat is from old skool digital underground ( the humpty hump )

dynadan: i've had those nights

Nannerpus: oh openings are key

moodzzz: wish i could predict football results instead of crys

moodzzz: then i'd be rich

dynadan: and yes i was talking about the fat girls

moodzzz: and i'd buy mule

Nannerpus: this game is like ches, you open well chances are you finish well

moodzzz: and prevent rhodan from ever having food

Nannerpus: *chess

moodzzz: i dunno.. can have a shockin start and the random events will help u back up

dynadan: lol

Nannerpus: until last game i had been on a streak of being ranked 1 or 2 on round 0

Nannerpus: killed my strategy

dynadan: the 1st round auctions make things weird

Nannerpus: yes i love those rd 1 sales

Nannerpus: esp when there are two or three

Nannerpus: 972

dynadan: how much more of a bad start can you have than paying 1k for land 1st round

Nannerpus: man benoit got hammered y that number. twice tonight iird

Nannerpus: *iirc

dynadan: rodz won a game the other night buying for 980

Nannerpus: wow

Nannerpus: 980 is aggressive

dynadan: he made mistake

Nannerpus: must have had a nice even early to back him up

dynadan: there were 3 auctions in round 1

dynadan: death mule bought next for 1k

Nannerpus: ooof

Nannerpus: pain

dynadan: and 3rd was bought for 948

Nannerpus: $1k never

Nannerpus: owie

dynadan: i was only one who kept money

Nannerpus: nice

dynadan: and rodz still won

Nannerpus: smart move is let those go unless under $976

dynadan: so wtf

Nannerpus: yeah

Nannerpus: he's a witch

Nannerpus: just like c. o'donnell

Nannerpus: and a. pettite

dynadan: lol

Nannerpus: i am not going to fall asleep

moodzzz: i like rodz.. he doesn't get mad

Nannerpus: i am just mad enough to stay up & see this through

moodzzz: king rodz

moodzzz: and i like prince nanner

dynadan: haha

moodzzz: he goes the distance

dynadan: lol

moodzzz: for his people

Nannerpus: now we've waited over one game's length & still no 4th

moodzzz: he will be king one day

dynadan: except he doesn't need to go to bed so early

Nannerpus: never

Nannerpus: nanner is a goon, an amateur

moodzzz: what time is it with you two?

dynadan: i mean wtf he lives in new zealand

Nannerpus: 2:17 a.m.

moodzzz: ouchy

dynadan: 3;17

Nannerpus: Arizona, U.S.S.A.

moodzzz: is rodz nz?

Nannerpus: yes

moodzzz: crazy place

Nannerpus: men are men

Nannerpus: sheep run skerrd

moodzzz: 10.17am here. uk

dynadan: and the women are sheep :P

Nannerpus: lol

moodzzz: hehe

Nannerpus: would love to visit NZ

moodzzz: nice people kiwi's though. generally

Nannerpus: I watch rugby any chance I get

moodzzz: i had chance to go there once when i was in oz

Nannerpus: yeah. aces folks they are

moodzzz: regret not going

dynadan: i would be afraid of the orcs

moodzzz: u guys seen flight of the conchords?

moodzzz: haha

Nannerpus: dan just add a bot

Nannerpus: we can handle

moodzzz: nooo

moodzzz: hate bots

Nannerpus: me too

moodzzz: bots suck

Nannerpus: but i wanna play

moodzzz: they are stupid

Nannerpus: yes they do

moodzzz: stupid stupid stupd

Nannerpus: so am i after 8 oz. of scotch

moodzzz: STUPID!

dynadan: we could make special rules

moodzzz: add an orc

Nannerpus: ( *not as stupid, but stupid nonetheless )

moodzzz: help remove your fear

moodzzz: orc !

moodzzz: moodzzzy want an orc

moodzzz: ORC

dynadan: ok this might sound crazy

dynadan: maybe we should go play with uschi

moodzzz: no

moodzzz: he can join this

Nannerpus: haha

moodzzz: i'll never play with him

Nannerpus: lol

dynadan: i looked up his last 10 games today

Nannerpus: sockmonkey!

Nannerpus: orly?

dynadan: he has been playing honorably

Nannerpus: what you see dan

Nannerpus: nice

Nannerpus: well now he has no choice

dynadan: don't know if he will carry grudge to us or not

Nannerpus: same for... um... i forget the name

dynadan: he has taken some losses

Nannerpus: name some of the cheats

moodzzz: simpla

Nannerpus: that's the one

moodzzz: akire

dynadan: simpla...akire...eumel

moodzzz: simpla's playing properly now too

Nannerpus: simpla's been playing it straight too

Nannerpus: yep

moodzzz: but they've burnt a lot of bridges

moodzzz: and uschi report me

dynadan: simpla may have been mostly decent before....he just was a master at abusing host advantages

Nannerpus: we join uschi?

moodzzz: no

moodzzz: i can't do that

dynadan: oh ya i remember now moodz

moodzzz: he'll boot

moodzzz: he;ll defo boot me

Nannerpus: lol

moodzzz: he only plays with one human

dynadan: i have given him a ton of grief as well

Nannerpus: you are a favorite of his?

dynadan: no he has played full games

Nannerpus: okay

moodzzz: i've actually never played him tho

Nannerpus: watch this

SUPERMARIO visits

dynadan: yay

SUPERMARIO joined the game in slot 4

dynadan: thank god

SUPERMARIO: hi all

moodzzz: we're all drunk super

dynadan: we were almost ready to join uschi

moodzzz: apart from me

moodzzz: but i'm insaine

Nannerpus: yeah!

Nannerpus: finally

moodzzz: let's fly off in our spaceship

moodzzz: last !¬

moodzzz: :D :D

Round 1 of 12

moodzzz: ore junkies

Nannerpus: gle

moodzzz: the lot of us

Nannerpus: thankyou for hosting dan

SUPERMARIO: all of us

Nannerpus: thankyou for joining mario

dynadan: haha i remembered

moodzzz: 3 used to be the magic number

moodzzz: now it's 972

moodzzz: well that was just super

dynadan: interesting

moodzzz: just couldn't see it

dynadan: thats why i think the magic number is 872

moodzzz: if you win by 2 dollars that'll be why#

Round 2 of 12

dynadan: you forgot to wait again

moodzzz: yawn

Nannerpus: rats

moodzzz: can we have a 1 1/2 min break at next auction pls? i neeeeeeeed coffefeeeeeefeeee

Nannerpus: yes

Nannerpus: i can wait

moodzzz: i'll get you guys some whisky

moodzzz: i'm guessing you like irish more than scotch

Nannerpus: lol

Nannerpus: i prefer scotch

moodzzz: i like vodka

moodzzz: and coffee

moodzzz: but at different times

moodzzz: 45.5

moodzzz: i'll be quick.. ..

Nannerpus: gtg

Round 3 of 12

moodzzz: nanner forgot what colour he was

Nannerpus: fail

Nannerpus: no forgot how much time

Nannerpus: either way i am a dunce

Nannerpus: g d wampus

moodzzz: did u spill any whisky then

Nannerpus: nope. i am not completely brainless ;)

Nannerpus: effing cloud

moodzzz: we are so poor

moodzzz: apART from dyn

Nannerpus: thankyou

SUPERMARIO: need money

Round 4 of 12

moodzzz: dyns gonna buy the planet now

Nannerpus: oh f

dynadan: oops

Nannerpus: plz no second

dynadan: i forget to wait also

moodzzz: or 3rd :P

dynadan: 5 auctions

SUPERMARIO: to many land auction

Nannerpus: no second => no third

Nannerpus: ack

dynadan: more mtns

moodzzz: oh dear god

Nannerpus: pain

Nannerpus: whew

Nannerpus: at least no #3

moodzzz: right i gotta do something dangerous.. just better not be any pirates or i'm done for

dynadan: my goal is to be in 1st wire to wire

dynadan: i think i missed 2nd turn though

dynadan: oh and i want to lose on last round

dynadan: because it will make for a better story

moodzzz: feck

dynadan: ouch

dynadan: have you guys noticed that if we ever all run out of food or nrg we all lose game

moodzzz: yeah... :)

Round 5 of 12

Nannerpus: the colony has a shortage of scotch whiskey

moodzzz: it's in nanner belly

Nannerpus: family combo plz

Nannerpus: or free plot, take yr pick federation

moodzzz: oh for goodness sake

Nannerpus: pisspoor

Round 6 of 12

moodzzz: :)

moodzzz: no i'm angry

Nannerpus: all of a sudden.... sleepy

moodzzz: now

moodzzz: 54 54 60

moodzzz: no pirates

moodzzz: growl

Nannerpus: i must be very very drunk by now

Round 7 of 12

moodzzz: pirates for sure now

moodzzz: horray

moodzzz: that's made me so happy

dynadan: ouch

moodzzz: had to be

moodzzz: hadn't had any

moodzzz: now it'll be 148

moodzzz: maybe not

moodzzz: now i'm going to charge for the lead

moodzzz: just watch

dynadan: oops

Round 8 of 12

SUPERMARIO: to many auction its not good for the game

dynadan: they say its the same as the original

dynadan: they have a chart on forum

moodzzz: crumbs

Round 9 of 12

dynadan: lol argh wasn't paying attention

Nannerpus: sooooo sleeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyy

moodzzz: not long now

Nannerpus: fackin' loaded too

Nannerpus: it all hit me at once, like a ton o' bricks

Nannerpus: oh f

Round 10 of 12

dynadan: lol

dynadan: gg

dynadan: those should have gone for 750 a pop

Round 11 of 12

dynadan: realized i didn't have time to switch it

Round 12 of 12

moodzzz: i wonder who's gonna win :p

dynadan: haha

dynadan: gg everyone...gratz mario

SUPERMARIO: thx gga

dynadan: the games sure start weird with that 1st round auction

Game Over

Saving score, please wait...

dynadan: mario bought for 976 and wins

Score saved

moodzzz: yeah... i stuffed up by not getting the wumpus r1

moodzzz: wp super

SUPERMARIO: new taktic

dynadan: only 2nd time i have seen it done

dynadan: well done

moodzzz: i can't buy over 972

Nannerpus left the game

Nannerpus was disconnected

moodzzz: loose too much time

dynadan: i like going for the multi land after everyone spends their money

moodzzz: yeah.. u cashed in mid game

moodzzz: i would have too if crys wasn't so low for so long

dynadan: problem is you must choose smith or land

dynadan: can't do both

moodzzz: yip

moodzzz: i like ignoring smith

moodzzz: and letting every1 price it down

dynadan: sometimes it works

dynadan: especially when rodz plays

moodzzz: yip

moodzzz: leaset nanner can sleep now

moodzzz: least

dynadan: he doesn't even pay attention to smith...just tries to drive price down

dynadan: ya poor guy

moodzzz: properly lost it

dynadan: i can't imagine being passing out drunk and playing this game

moodzzz: i've done it

moodzzz: won a game completely bladdered once

moodzzz: but it's a big comitment.. 90mins

dynadan: ya

moodzzz left the game