PleasingFungus joined the game in slot 1

Added computer player <D.A.N.>

Super-Dot visits

PleasingFungus: Hooray!

PleasingFungus: Hello!

Super-Dot: Huzzaaah

PleasingFungus: very balrogian

PleasingFungus: (press j please)

Super-Dot joined the game in slot 3

Super-Dot: Goodness

BIG MAN visits

Super-Dot: So how do I, like, do things?

PleasingFungus: Hello!

PleasingFungus: Okay it is like this.

Super-Dot: Hey cool it is a BIG MAN

PleasingFungus: Settings will help a little.

PleasingFungus: Basically you are trying to get all the moneys.

PleasingFungus: (BIG MAN is Ethan.)

vorebane visits

PleasingFungus: Sorry, vore, we're arranging a group thing.

PleasingFungus: (I've got a fourth coming.)

BIG MAN: You do?

BIG MAN: Oh.

PleasingFungus: I do!

BIG MAN: I was in the process of recruiting KJ.

vorebane: kk, no worries

PleasingFungus: Also, BIG MAN, you should probably join.

PleasingFungus: Heh.

vorebane left the game

BIG MAN joined the game in slot 4

BIG MAN: Who'd you get?

PleasingFungus: Wait, BIG MAN, can you grab KJ?

PleasingFungus: My guy is going for lunch.

BIG MAN: ...I am blinking at you.

BIG MAN: Still working onit.

BIG MAN: onit

PleasingFungus: Okay, Mr. Kessler.

Super-Dot: I cannot blink with these cold, soulless eyes

PleasingFungus: that is a shame

BIG MAN: Basically:

Super-Dot: I like how the avatars are colored

PleasingFungus: You should have a glance through the tutorial on planetmule.commmmmm.

BIG MAN: You want money.

PleasingFungus: It's rad, yeah!

BIG MAN: That means you want ore.

BIG MAN: But to get ore you need food and energy.

PleasingFungus: BIG MAN, you are not helping.

BIG MAN: This is basically the entire game!

PleasingFungus: Wait, maybe you are.

PleasingFungus: I don't know.

Super-Dot: Okay let's goooooo

BIG MAN: Crystal is sort of an aside.

BIG MAN: You could probably never get crystal and still do well.

Super-Dot: It's easier to figure things out when it's happening.

BIG MAN: True fact.

PleasingFungus: No hope of KJ, BIG MAN?

BIG MAN: Except it's time-limited.

masquap visits

BIG MAN: Working on Vicas now.

PleasingFungus: Hmm.

PleasingFungus: Masquap, we're trying to do a group thing. Sorry!

masquap left the game

d1000 visits

BIG MAN: Hah.

d1000 left the game

BIG MAN: So many visitors.

BIG MAN: Why the bot?

PleasingFungus: To fill space, maybe!

d1000 visits

Super-Dot: They assume that there is room in the room!

Super-Dot: Because it is a

Super-Dot: BIG ROOM.

BIG MAN: oh gosh

PleasingFungus: Very reasonable!

PleasingFungus: BIG MAN, Vicas status?

BIG MAN: Uh. I'm not sure.

Super-Dot: what are Vicas's vitals

PleasingFungus: they are

PleasingFungus: ironically

PleasingFungus: nonvital

d1000 left the game

Super-Dot: hoho

PleasingFungus: In one minute, I will start the game!

PleasingFungus: BE PREPARED

BIG MAN: what no

BIG MAN: we must have a FOURTH

Super-Dot: Can David join

PleasingFungus: Absolutely!

PleasingFungus: I tried to invite him, but he didn't seem to be online!

BIG MAN: but he will "grief" and "troll" us

PleasingFungus: that would be tragic

BIG MAN: and we will all starve

BIG MAN: to death

PleasingFungus: so tragic

BIG MAN: Both Vicas and KJ are jerks.

Super-Dot: Is this coopetive or competerative?

BIG MAN: Mostly the latter.

PleasingFungus: Well said!

PleasingFungus: nooo

PleasingFungus: aagh

PleasingFungus: stupid aagh

BIG MAN: what why

Super-Dot: oh gosh oh gosh

BIG MAN: no

BIG MAN: you are such a bad person

PleasingFungus: Is BIG MAN actually coming?

Super-Dot: things is happening

BIG MAN: Is who?

PleasingFungus: I mean David

PleasingFungus: sorry

PleasingFungus: aaagh

Super-Dot: Is there a CANCEL button?

PleasingFungus: Nope! I will have to kill the server.

PleasingFungus: and my record will be even worse

PleasingFungus: (two accidental starts, one lockup, = 100% withdrawals)

Super-Dot: oh nooo

BIG MAN: ha ha

BIG MAN: Working on a maybe-fourth who is not BIG.

PleasingFungus: How's Mr.Zhang?

PleasingFungus: If he's coming, I can start a new lobby.

Super-Dot: Does the record have an effect on anything, or is it just a bradging rights thing?

Super-Dot: he seems to be away

PleasingFungus: It's mostly a reputation thing.

PleasingFungus: So if someone always drops, you can SHUNNN them.

PleasingFungus: so that is unfortunate

Super-Dot: Have you asked Roland?

Super-Dot: If not: perhaps I should ask him

PleasingFungus: I have a fourth who is eating right now.

PleasingFungus: He will probably come in a minute, if we wait.

BIG MAN: My maybe-fourth is a probably-fourth now.

BIG MAN: I think.

Super-Dot: this is so coopetitive

BIG MAN: yeah a little

PleasingFungus: so confusing

Super-Dot: by which I mean

Super-Dot: competerative

Super-Dot: wait

Super-Dot: comperative

PleasingFungus: these are all good words

PleasingFungus: (hooray for trying to coordinate groups of people)

Super-Dot: maybe I should stop portmanteauwing

PleasingFungus: Ehhh! It's fun!

Super-Dot: Ooh ooh!

PleasingFungus: It's lexicenjoyable!

Super-Dot: I saw a girl in a skirt on a skateboard the other day.

PleasingFungus: I am glad you are not David.

BIG MAN: I think you get on the high-score-chart thing based on Colony Total score, but you win based on individual score.

Super-Dot: It was practically an /implicit/ portmanteau.

BIG MAN: So it's both!

PleasingFungus: Yep!

PleasingFungus: Also: a skirtboard?

PleasingFungus: Oh!

PleasingFungus: A skirtboarder!

Super-Dot: yes the latter

PleasingFungus: (I wish we had voice)

PleasingFungus: (ah well)

PleasingFungus: (can't have everything)

Super-Dot: why can we not have voice

PleasingFungus: Okay, killing the game.

PleasingFungus: Will remake in a minute.

PleasingFungus: Because we can't organize it!