Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed

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MuleyMan joined the game in slot 1

I.O.W.A. visits

I.O.W.A. joined the game in slot 2

TheMikeP visits

TheMikeP joined the game in slot 3

Dallas4lr visits

Dallas4lr joined the game in slot 4

MuleyMan: this should be fun

MuleyMan: i will be easy on yall unlike most top players

Round 1 of 12

TheMikeP: I'm not a rookie -- at least to M.U.L.E anyways

Dallas4lr: didnt i just beat the pants of off u muley

MuleyMan: prolly

Dallas4lr: a few days ago

Dallas4lr: lol

MuleyMan: dont ask silly questions bout ancient history that i would never remember

TheMikeP: BEEP

MuleyMan: i remember kickin your ass on april 4th of this year! still basking!

MuleyMan: lol

MuleyMan: dallas?

MuleyMan: be a buddy to mike and help him out plz?

MuleyMan: iowa is pretty new and did real well last game

MuleyMan: 61???

MuleyMan: dammm

MuleyMan: 1/2 of food spoils so keep 1 or 3 or odd, 1/4 of energy spoils so keep 3 or 7 etc

MuleyMan: if extra cash that is

Round 2 of 12

MuleyMan: didnt have to spend all that D! we chillin this game!

Dallas4lr: well i wasnt sure

MuleyMan: pirates come 0-2 times a game

MuleyMan: first place sucks also!

MuleyMan: till rd 12 that is

Round 3 of 12

TheMikeP: ah crap

TheMikeP: that sucks

MuleyMan: first place sucks

MuleyMan: now, your food mule will run away, u watch!

TheMikeP: Why does MULE hate me... I love MULE!

MuleyMan: game is mean to 1st place

TheMikeP: The sequel should be called L.L.A.M.A

MuleyMan: u know what irata spells backward?

MuleyMan: arg

TheMikeP: are you crappin me?

Dallas4lr: lol

I.O.W.A.: that sucks

Dallas4lr: its called fuking

MuleyMan: they sending us to the dungeons now

MuleyMan: watch out for people running up on crystite tryin to make store disappear on you before u start comin down

TheMikeP: of course I have a surplus, I have no plots to power...

I.O.W.A.: Uh oh

Round 4 of 12

I.O.W.A.: Ha, I only had 70

MuleyMan: tr

TheMikeP: w00t

TheMikeP: ah, sold too much NRG :(

I.O.W.A.: good time to have food

Round 5 of 12

I.O.W.A.: I just realized the player list has live rankings. Cool.

I.O.W.A.: Wait, maybe it just updates at the end of the round.

MuleyMan: shows which place u in for that round

MuleyMan: shows who hosts and everyones rank

MuleyMan: i think its funny MikeP is 16021 tho

MuleyMan: never seen 1 that high

MuleyMan: figgered i could help ya both in 1 game

I.O.W.A.: Mine was 16060 yesterday

TheMikeP: first game :)

MuleyMan: sigh

MuleyMan: money is priceless early in game for so many good things

MuleyMan: tite for 80 is real money , food for 60, know what i mean?

MuleyMan: guess not! lol

Round 6 of 12

I.O.W.A.: dang it! I slipped up.

MuleyMan: me too, i needed that 60 bucks

MuleyMan: another plot come out and u coulda bought it

MuleyMan: didnt go up enuf

I.O.W.A.: Yeah, you could out bid so I should have let it go.

MuleyMan: keep it up enuf so if u get 2nd plot, u can still develop

Round 7 of 12

TheMikeP: oops

TheMikeP: I'm not helping my cause here

TheMikeP: oh wait

TheMikeP: nevermind

MuleyMan: i let u have that plot

TheMikeP: You're the man

TheMikeP: now

TheMikeP: dog

MuleyMan: always leave a little padding to allow for lag and me jumping at the end

MuleyMan: oh yeah, be sure to get some friends in real life and people from online to check out Planet Mule!

TheMikeP: I added to my facebook page

TheMikeP: and my bros are gonna sign up

MuleyMan: we need more regulars to play

MuleyMan: nice

TheMikeP: we used to play on the NES together

MuleyMan: if 2 are playing from same isp , will say so in game chat

MuleyMan: nes ver sucked

MuleyMan: unless 4 player

TheMikeP: You take that BACK!

TheMikeP: NES Four Score all the way

TheMikeP: 4 player

MuleyMan: bots were idiots

TheMikeP: They loved smithore

MuleyMan: I D I O T S !!!! lol

MuleyMan: sometimes they didnt even develop

MuleyMan: help

MuleyMan: or not and dont get rich with me! lol

MuleyMan: shoulda bought with me iowa since u got tite to cover gettin basic monies back minimum

I.O.W.A.: ???

MuleyMan: supply and demand

MuleyMan: i just bought a chunk of supply

I.O.W.A.: Are you just spec on the jump next turn or down the line.

MuleyMan: we gonna go thru those mules quick

MuleyMan: if u buy then sooner

I.O.W.A.: Got it.

MuleyMan: i teach u how to beat me, not necessarily how to be the best!

Round 8 of 12

MuleyMan: see how nice cash can be to have?

MuleyMan: u got a real chance this game iowa

I.O.W.A.: depends on pirates and energy

MuleyMan: be sure and read the forum on new player stuff

MuleyMan: lots of good stuff there

MuleyMan: spacebar when done lookin

I.O.W.A.: You can be first for a while.

MuleyMan: at this poing, hopefully, rest of game!

MuleyMan: point

I.O.W.A.: Yep out of my hands.

MuleyMan: no, keep workin

MuleyMan: ore dyin now so its tite time

I.O.W.A.: Rest assured.

I.O.W.A.: Coming back from behind makes victory sweeter.

Round 9 of 12

I.O.W.A.: Hmmmmm, who gets this one?

MuleyMan: last place usually

MuleyMan: to get the last plot, being in last works if u do it right, here is how

MuleyMan: on next summary, as soon as last player hits button to open map, hit and HOLD button

I.O.W.A.: meant the auction

MuleyMan: bottom river i think

TheMikeP: This bar is prejudice

TheMikeP: discriminates

TheMikeP: assay bots want beer too

MuleyMan: button

TheMikeP: OH SNAP

I.O.W.A.: What you said

Dallas4lr is not responding to continue

Users who are not responding must be kicked to continue the game

MuleyMan: test

TheMikeP: I'm so hungry

I.O.W.A.: Hmmm

MuleyMan: its 10 pm almost here and i have nt had breakfast yet

I.O.W.A.: Connection issue?

MuleyMan: wiggle your joystick dallas!!!!!

MuleyMan: hold onto sumpin!!!!

Dallas4lr was disconnected

Computer takes over Dallas4lr

I.O.W.A.: Maybe thats where he went

MuleyMan: we lost him

Round 10 of 12

TheMikeP: friggin socialist plot distribution algorithm

MuleyMan: its a conspiracy i tell ya!

MuleyMan: they use cell phones to read my thots

MuleyMan: oh .... sorry .... as u were saying? lol

MuleyMan: ohio here, in iowa iowa?

I.O.W.A.: nope, formerly of however. Now SC

TheMikeP: Boston

MuleyMan: whats yall ping?

MuleyMan: should be good and less than 100

I.O.W.A.: 110-150

TheMikeP: 60 ms

MuleyMan: aw hell

I.O.W.A.: sometimes >200

MuleyMan: not on wireless are ya?

I.O.W.A.: home wireless

I.O.W.A.: Is that bad?

MuleyMan: NEVER use wireless here

MuleyMan: u see the dropouts affecting everyone and this game HATES wirelesss

I.O.W.A.: ah. Good to know.

MuleyMan: u are pushin the bot around mike

TheMikeP: computer guy is an asshole

MuleyMan: amen to that

TheMikeP: I have sufficient units

TheMikeP: I'll take that as a compliment

Round 11 of 12

I.O.W.A.: plural even

MuleyMan: just wish i could move like a bot tho

MuleyMan: watch and lern

MuleyMan: change your ore to tites mike

MuleyMan: ore price goin back to 50, tite range is 48-148

TheMikeP: takes time, and I'm hungry, and out of this game

MuleyMan: only tryin to help you get up to speed

TheMikeP: just wanna finish quickly...

TheMikeP: np, appreciate it

MuleyMan: sell even

MuleyMan: never above 43

MuleyMan: on rd 11 that is

MuleyMan: going into 12

Round 12 of 12

I.O.W.A.: You gone mike?

TheMikeP: nope

TheMikeP: I'm going to finish

MuleyMan: mostly a nice bunch of folks play here

MuleyMan: do NOT play with simplathebest, akira, uschi, and a few others like sockmonkey,

MuleyMan: see forum for more

MuleyMan: sock is a cussin child and the rest cheat

TheMikeP: What, do they buy and release all the mules?

I.O.W.A.: I noticed.

MuleyMan: only grab newbies, add 2 bots , starts a game and boots them as soon as they have any chance at a good game

I.O.W.A.: I would have thought that this would only appeal to a older crowd who played the original.

MuleyMan: they fixed the stats so the cheeters got dumped in the standings

MuleyMan: always look at hosting percentage if not familiar with host

MuleyMan: some really aggressive players here too, some play way too much, screw over new players to help with wins and so on

MuleyMan: can ruin games sometimes

TheMikeP: huh, I never knew you could produce crystite on "no crystite" plots

TheMikeP: I assumed it meant "no crystite"

I.O.W.A.: Well thats also part of dealing with the strategy.

MuleyMan: a no tite will make some if u have 3 out or its touching another tite of yours

MuleyMan: very true iowa.. just sayin what u see from my game isnt what u will usually see

MuleyMan: dont expect nuttin from nobody and remember the subtitle of the game is Screw Your Neighbor!

MuleyMan: i did a magic 12 on tite

MuleyMan: 48 bonus BEFORE prod

I.O.W.A.: GG, fun. See you another day!

MuleyMan: good way to comeback in a game but u gotta stock up on energy to do it and avoid river plots

MuleyMan: gga

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TheMikeP: Time for george foreman grill burgers

I.O.W.A. left the game

TheMikeP: thanks for the game all

I.O.W.A. was disconnected

MuleyMan: lol