Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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MuleyMan joined the game in slot 1

dynadan visits

doktorbuzzo visits

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doktorbuzzo: whew that's better ;)

MuleyMan: seat reserved for c64

doktorbuzzo: whose, mine?

MuleyMan: we takin a short break

doktorbuzzo: or just purple

MuleyMan: he was blue but it may not matter

doktorbuzzo: okay

doktorbuzzo: moment

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doktorbuzzo: add a.i. & i will take purple

dynadan: ya i have posted about sockmonkey on forums...i won't play games he is hosting but i figured since you were host it might work out

doktorbuzzo: guess not. i've seen him do it before

doktorbuzzo: gave him his chance

doktorbuzzo: gave him his warning

doktorbuzzo: oh well.

doktorbuzzo: not again.

doktorbuzzo: if i'm hosting i really don't want that in my games

doktorbuzzo: i like to run a clean joint

dynadan: i usually play in full screen so don't notice chat a lot of times until end

Added computer player <D.A.N.>

dynadan: so i was just really confused when game ended

doktorbuzzo: same here. between turns i'll chat

doktorbuzzo joined the game in slot 4

<D.A.N.> was kicked

doktorbuzzo: yeah. sorry. i should not have done that.

MuleyMan: did yall read the sign on the way in?

doktorbuzzo: nice!

dynadan: i had no room to complain

doktorbuzzo: did not see it

doktorbuzzo: LOL

MuleyMan: we had a NICE game last game

dynadan: haha

doktorbuzzo: ? what happs?

MuleyMan: i won by 12 bucks so we need a rematch

dynadan: what are the parameters of nice?

doktorbuzzo: nice -19

doktorbuzzo: (reference?)

MuleyMan: dont fuck me over works for me!

doktorbuzzo: LOL

dynadan: haha

MuleyMan: bullshit like taking avantage of my disabled condition

doktorbuzzo: only if you ask me really polite will i do such a thing

MuleyMan: i aint worried bout you!

MuleyMan: i know you will straighten up soon

doktorbuzzo: nice -19 is my linux/unix geek reference for the night

MuleyMan: its dan i worry about

dynadan: lol

doktorbuzzo: ah.

dynadan: i play hard but i try not to be too mean

doktorbuzzo: those single-digits are rough. sneaky. devils in angels garb i say

MuleyMan: the main thing is when someone is in last and out of the running, dont hurt colony by refusing to sell

doktorbuzzo: k

MuleyMan: get a mtn on rd 1 and get stupid and not able to recover to at least rd 5 suks

MuleyMan: but i can understand no helping there

doktorbuzzo: brb

MuleyMan: k

dynadan: did that twice today lol

doktorbuzzo: that's *my* move. it's what i do

dynadan: i have been my own worst enemy today

doktorbuzzo: slacker

doktorbuzzo: i live like that 24/7/

dynadan: its hard because the day time crew plays very different from the night time crew

doktorbuzzo: get with it

doktorbuzzo: orly?

doktorbuzzo: how so?

dynadan: day time is a lot more ruthless

doktorbuzzo: this piques my curiosity

doktorbuzzo: really?

doktorbuzzo: wow

dynadan: every dirty trick in the book

doktorbuzzo: well ore plays late are what usually get me

MuleyMan: oops

doktorbuzzo: ?

MuleyMan: talkin to yall in the lobby! lmao

doktorbuzzo: goofball

dynadan: who'syourbuddy, rhodan, brad, etc play really hard

doktorbuzzo: yeah

dynadan: haha

doktorbuzzo: i like playing them & watching the carnage

doktorbuzzo: maybe being the carnage isn't always a hoot but i try to learn

MuleyMan: buddy went over the line a couple of games ago!

MuleyMan: kept talkin bout how i kill and eat cats and such

doktorbuzzo: Rhodan is like Nixon: can't destroy him, always manages to get over by turn 12

dynadan: ya he was pushing me really hard today

MuleyMan: i looked into games played from something mentioned in forum today ...

doktorbuzzo: buddy's given me a hard time before, but I can handle his chatter

MuleyMan: some of these guys spend 8-16 hours playin in 1 day

dynadan: ya he just plays hard

dynadan: cough cough

doktorbuzzo: it's the really over-the-line b.s. i won't put up with

dynadan: sounds niormal to me MM

MuleyMan: i wish we had audio chat tho

doktorbuzzo: just 16?

doktorbuzzo: slackers

doktorbuzzo: they need to take this stuff seriously

MuleyMan: i want yall to hear me screams when i mess up once again, taking me out of the game!

dynadan: thats what i am talking about\

doktorbuzzo: 17% win pct. doesn't just fall in yr lap, you know

dynadan: haha

doktorbuzzo: in fact, here's an idea for web mule or 2.0 or whatever it is called

MuleyMan: dan, you were a squirt for awhile but straighened up! so we can play again!

dynadan: against the level of cometition that isn't bad doktor

doktorbuzzo: weight results by (1) position finished in each game and (2) opponents

doktorbuzzo: i know. just joking. i'm happy with it

MuleyMan: i am opening up his chair

MuleyMan: thats a lonnnnnng 5 min

doktorbuzzo: okay

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doktorbuzzo: doh!

MuleyMan: lmao

dynadan: bah i complain sometimes but try not to kick people when they are down.... but when you are up its on hehe

doktorbuzzo: guess I will remain purple

MuleyMan: too funnny dok

doktorbuzzo: oh, of course

doktorbuzzo: all's fair. lasty is lasty, and everyone wants to blast firsty

dynadan: grr wanted to start fast so could catch rod and paulie next game

MuleyMan: brb

doktorbuzzo: but: when players try to tank games... like some we know... i don't care for that

dynadan: only at 8 hours today have a lot of games to go to get 16 :P

doktorbuzzo: ya srsly

dynadan: i am tempted to set a mule go 1st turn every game

doktorbuzzo: lol

dynadan: getting a plot taken away on 2nd turn is just the worst and it seems to happen to me a lot

doktorbuzzo: easier to spike ore prices early when they only cost ~ $100

doktorbuzzo: you're too good then

doktorbuzzo: honestly, i've tried to work out how to stay last for the first few rounds to grab the good lots

MuleyMan: dan?

doktorbuzzo: sometimes works, sometimes misfires

MuleyMan: remember the game yall did for hi score?

dynadan: ya

MuleyMan: i read the chat log today

dynadan: funny shiznit huh?

dynadan: like herding cats

doktorbuzzo: i will have to check that out :)

MuleyMan: a moe larry curly game for sure, and shemp was there too

doktorbuzzo: LOL

doktorbuzzo: as long as iggy wasn't there

MuleyMan: i could do a lot better

doktorbuzzo: iggy stooge was a bad bad stooge

dynadan: put rod in your game as co captain :P

C64 visits

C64 joined the game in slot 4

doktorbuzzo: okay

doktorbuzzo: goody

doktorbuzzo: gle

C64: ;-)

MuleyMan: imagine 2 players with 6 plots each, both doin ore for hi price on round4

dynadan: ya we talked about that after

doktorbuzzo: zowie

MuleyMan: 2 support players

dynadan: haven't tried it

dynadan: selling plots

dynadan: there is still a lot of luck involved too

MuleyMan: 1 guy with 6 plots touchin in plains can cover whole colony

Round 1 of 12

MuleyMan: energy that is

MuleyMan: sry

doktorbuzzo: lol

MuleyMan: i didnt cut the edge host wise on that

dynadan: :P

MuleyMan: actually last game i did incredible and dont know how really

MuleyMan: in a fog mostly

MuleyMan: relaxed as hell

MuleyMan: Yagarbombs - the adult cough medicine!

doktorbuzzo: ?

doktorbuzzo: 94 ms here

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doktorbuzzo: whew

doktorbuzzo: did dan get kicked

doktorbuzzo: no. good.

MuleyMan: if i pass out on yall, i will try to fall forward onto the space key

MuleyMan: nice start!

doktorbuzzo: lol

MuleyMan: i told them i won by 12 bucks c!

dynadan: no losing a plot 2nd turn for me

MuleyMan: ewwww, dont think of that!

MuleyMan: ok, be nice starting round 2!

doktorbuzzo: lol

doktorbuzzo: remember: it's nice to be nasty

MuleyMan: o yeah!

MuleyMan: hard tho on a V

dynadan: attention host...going for bottom left mtn spot as last place

MuleyMan: lmao

Round 2 of 12

doktorbuzzo: LOL

doktorbuzzo: oh noes

dynadan: ^%$^$

MuleyMan: omg

doktorbuzzo: too funny

dynadan: lol

dynadan: god

MuleyMan: at least u didnt lose a plot?

dynadan: i really wanted that right mtn plot too but since i said something in summary i felt like i had to go for bottom left

MuleyMan: y not go for it, touchin and all

doktorbuzzo: oh

doktorbuzzo: whew

doktorbuzzo: zounds!

MuleyMan: this is deja vu, pirates rd 1 not he gets free plot!

doktorbuzzo: dan you forgot to throw away a mule

MuleyMan: lol

Round 3 of 12

doktorbuzzo: ?

doktorbuzzo: 94

Round 4 of 12

doktorbuzzo: cousin eddie. again.

doktorbuzzo: dan's turn 1 mule dump was perfect

doktorbuzzo: lol

doktorbuzzo: whew

dynadan: see i left one

doktorbuzzo: outta that 1st chair

Round 5 of 12

dynadan: the old me would have bought it all

MuleyMan: forgot i was 2 short

doktorbuzzo: ?

MuleyMan: but i dont care

doktorbuzzo: lol

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doktorbuzzo: rats

doktorbuzzo: c'mon dan! hang on

MuleyMan: i should proly visit my cable provider for planned outtages this time of nite

MuleyMan: got me once here like that

doktorbuzzo: sux

doktorbuzzo: cable in U.S.S.A. = teh joke

MuleyMan: i know

MuleyMan: it sucks in some places cuz of how the country is laid out

dynadan: ya this lag is pretty standard for me....but i think it is my router and not isp in my case

MuleyMan: didnt we talk about this last week?

doktorbuzzo: hmm

dynadan: for some reason it doesn't do it when i host

dynadan: ya

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doktorbuzzo: bad router or just an oldy?

dynadan: just seems to have little hiccups

doktorbuzzo: try scaring it

doktorbuzzo: with hammer

dynadan: lol

doktorbuzzo: oops

dynadan: i think you suggested application priorotization...but i have been too lazy to look it up

doktorbuzzo: hmm

dynadan: probably because i can't spell that word

MuleyMan: had a good idea tho that is simple, cant remember at the moment

Round 6 of 12

MuleyMan: phwew

MuleyMan: wasnt sure

MuleyMan: both on the line here

MuleyMan: purp got a plane bout to auger in with someone parachuting out, see it?

MuleyMan: blue playin tetris

doktorbuzzo: LOL

doktorbuzzo: too funny

doktorbuzzo: you need more Jaeger

MuleyMan: well

doktorbuzzo: fix yrself a nice tumbler full.

doktorbuzzo: oh drat

MuleyMan: actually, i need to pause after this to fix 1

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MuleyMan: hold onto sumpin dan the man!

doktorbuzzo: cazart

doktorbuzzo: i'm afraid he's holding something he's not sposed to be

MuleyMan: i plan to sell my atari system for like 300 in real life soon

doktorbuzzo: what vintage?

doktorbuzzo: model i shd say

MuleyMan: top shelf system

MuleyMan: maxxed out

MuleyMan: 130xe, happy drive, wyco sticks, lots of games including ELUM!

doktorbuzzo: YEAH!

doktorbuzzo: oh

MuleyMan: anyone else want a Ybomb?

doktorbuzzo: I'll take a z-bomb

MuleyMan: didnt have enuf to buy both

MuleyMan: brb

doktorbuzzo: k

doktorbuzzo: gimme a sec

doktorbuzzo: plz

doktorbuzzo: thankyou

doktorbuzzo: gtg

dynadan: rdy

doktorbuzzo: me 2

MuleyMan: ready set go

MuleyMan: all here

MuleyMan: ?

doktorbuzzo: yup

Round 7 of 12

dynadan: argh

MuleyMan: wait till next one

dynadan: wow good gamble doktor

MuleyMan: or just buy em both

doktorbuzzo: just like i planned it

dynadan: never works for me

doktorbuzzo: that may be my 1st correct guess at a 3-land auction

MuleyMan: am i still awake?

MuleyMan: cheers

MuleyMan: i asked my doc what he recommended for cramps and bloating, and he told me to kick the bitch out!

doktorbuzzo: LOL

doktorbuzzo: no takers?

doktorbuzzo: now stop that

MuleyMan: huh?

doktorbuzzo: silly goose

MuleyMan: taint we buddies?

doktorbuzzo: man did i boof it with ore. again. i need to get my game ore-ganized

MuleyMan: 1 lil problem with the yagarbomb

MuleyMan: 8 oz can of redbull makes 2 drinks

MuleyMan: soooooooo i made 2

Round 8 of 12

MuleyMan: dont make me boot you

MuleyMan: lol

doktorbuzzo: Nooo!

doktorbuzzo: whew

doktorbuzzo: I thought it would never end

MuleyMan: i wanted 1 more

doktorbuzzo: ?

MuleyMan: almost got all the corns off my feat! lol

doktorbuzzo: hrrmmm

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doktorbuzzo: wonderful

doktorbuzzo: i should have sold at 220. what was i thinking?

dynadan: lol

Round 9 of 12

doktorbuzzo: oh darn it

doktorbuzzo: ;)

MuleyMan: worthless rocks, just like the pile i pulled out of this freekin garden last 2 days

MuleyMan: takes 4

doktorbuzzo: at last

MuleyMan: here he comes dan

doktorbuzzo: who?

doktorbuzzo: sockmonkey?

MuleyMan: c

doktorbuzzo: ya

Round 10 of 12

doktorbuzzo: ?

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dynadan: ya going to be close but i think c64 has it

MuleyMan: can u get developed dan?

doktorbuzzo: C's got the production edge

doktorbuzzo: and the nice cluster of plots

Round 11 of 12

MuleyMan: hi and med

doktorbuzzo: ?

MuleyMan: anddddd GO

C64: lol

C64: I think I've had this wrapped up for a while...

doktorbuzzo: yups

doktorbuzzo: soon as i won those 2 auctions ;)

C64: If it helped...thanks.

doktorbuzzo: LOL yw

C64: Its really hard to win this game, lol.

doktorbuzzo: yup

doktorbuzzo: ore still tricks me

C64: I guess that's why I play it.

C64: I was dead last last game, right MM?

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MuleyMan: dont remember

C64: lol

C64: 15k. Ugly.

MuleyMan: bomb doin its work

MuleyMan: somehow i won that fucker without tryin

C64: Thanks for letting me win MM

MuleyMan: 'sure bud

C64: I was awful.

C64: You stole my plots and I had sh*t against 2 other newbies.

MuleyMan: my first 3 plots were all ore, 2 highs and a med! took awhile to adjust

doktorbuzzo: zounds!

dynadan: omg that helped you so much

MuleyMan: its a NEW game!!!!!!

C64: Nope.

C64: I got that covered, :-)

doktorbuzzo: I'm in complete control now. watch this ;)

dynadan: i was going to outproduce you by abiout 10-15 this turn

MuleyMan: I WIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!

doktorbuzzo: this game is too funny

C64: Uhm sure.

doktorbuzzo: who else was holding when pirate arrived?

C64: Everyone.

MuleyMan: i was loaded

doktorbuzzo: cazart

MuleyMan: cazart?

doktorbuzzo: "shit: I should have known."

doktorbuzzo: Hunter S. Thompson

MuleyMan: is that like Holly Gazooks Batman?

doktorbuzzo: sorta

doktorbuzzo: wee bit stronger

Round 12 of 12

MuleyMan: 254 diff, gonna be interesting

MuleyMan: guess not

C64: Game over

MuleyMan: new life

MuleyMan: change your ore to tite

MuleyMan: a lil diff game

C64: Thanks for waiting for my guys. :-)

MuleyMan: must be the drugs

doktorbuzzo: spazzy

MuleyMan: so i will be selling copies of ELUM soon

C64: 3 3s and a 4. I better f**** win!

MuleyMan: lmao

doktorbuzzo: no chance. I bribed the Russian judge.

MuleyMan: hear that

C64: When I'm on, I'm on.

doktorbuzzo: yessir. zowie!

doktorbuzzo: grats C64

dynadan: gg guys grats c64

C64: Closer than I thought....

MuleyMan: big boost for colony

doktorbuzzo: it took every one of my 13 plots (!) to do it

doktorbuzzo: yes

doktorbuzzo: nice

MuleyMan: as long as i aint in last ...

doktorbuzzo: LOL

C64: Same number of wins for 2nd and 4th.

doktorbuzzo: last place gets free gum

doktorbuzzo: chewed gum, that is

MuleyMan: know the difference tween a Coleman lantern and sodomy?

Game Over

Saving score, please wait...

MuleyMan: wanna go camping?

Score saved

doktorbuzzo: LOL

dynadan: haha

doktorbuzzo: gge

doktorbuzzo: fun times

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MuleyMan: wow

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