Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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Ace_Savant joined the game in slot 2

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Round 1 of 12

Ace_Savant: You know I still watch Red Dwarf..

Ace_Savant: No, this lag isn't bad or anything.

roseneko: Yeah, Brian's playing Starcraft 2, I'm sure that's part of it.

Ace_Savant: ....

roseneko: What've you been watching?

Ace_Savant: i would play it but its presently on my personal boycott listing.

Ace_Savant: I saw Queeg last night.

roseneko: That's a great episode.

roseneko: "I'm talking Jape of the Century!"

Ace_Savant: Yeah I always thought it was Holly at his best.

roseneko: Did you tear up a bit the first time you saw it when Holly pretended to leave? Be honest.

Ace_Savant: Oh hell yeah

Ace_Savant: I was downright pissed.

Ace_Savant: Ready to stop watching the series, I was.

roseneko: I knew he couldn't actually leave, since he was in the other episodes, but he very nearly had me convinced. I was almost crying.

Ace_Savant: About the only thing that pissed me off more then that was when they replaced him with Hilly from the alternate universe and called it a head sex change operation.

roseneko: Didn't like Female Holly?

Ace_Savant: I was so mad.

Ace_Savant: Its not that she sucks.

Ace_Savant: I just really think the original was better.

roseneko: The original Holly was played by a guy named Norman Lovett. Apparently Hattie Hayridge (who played the female Holly") had been referred to on a talk show as the "female Norman Lovett", which inspired the parallel universe episode (one of my favorites).

Ace_Savant: Good move.

roseneko: Just glad you got in first.

Ace_Savant: but who made the comparrison?

Round 2 of 12

roseneko: I can't actually recall. I read it a while ago, in the DVD box set trivia. Some BBC talk show host, there's loads of them.

roseneko: You can have the one by your property if I can have the one by mine. :)

Ace_Savant: I ain't fuckin' with your shit.

Ace_Savant: God dammit.

roseneko: Better now than when we have bunches saved. :)

Ace_Savant: They'll come twice.

Ace_Savant: Fucking cunt snorklers.

roseneko: Yeah, but at least once is over now.

Ace_Savant: How the hell did I get three extra?

Ace_Savant: I never produced any..

roseneko: That's not extra, that's total.

Round 3 of 12

roseneko: Woo, one for each of us!

Ace_Savant: Yeah, I'm gonna be trying to take that entire corner....fyi..

roseneko: 'Scool, I'll work on getting the ones more beneath mine.

roseneko: Go us!

roseneko: Damn, this lag is nuts.

Ace_Savant: No kidding.

roseneko: Huh, Speedtest.net says my ping's only 95 ms.

Ace_Savant: Whelp, I'm fucked.

roseneko: You can, y'know, build some energy plots. :)

Round 4 of 12

Ace_Savant: Psh, who needs energy?

roseneko: Is Energy like giving in to the Man?

Ace_Savant: Naw energy is like "DON'T WHIZZ ON (the electric fence)"

roseneko: Er, I was trying to bid on that. :P

Ace_Savant: Advance warning please, m'dear.

roseneko: Okay. I want that one.

Ace_Savant: w0rd

Ace_Savant: Just Kidding

roseneko: Woo, energy.

roseneko: Thanks for leaving me the last two. :)

Ace_Savant: 2 fucking units.

Ace_Savant: Woo.

Ace_Savant: Fuck this.

Ace_Savant: Oh God dammit

Ace_Savant: Now no food.

roseneko: Er...need I remind you it's your own fault? :D

Ace_Savant: ARE YOU SERIOUS

roseneko: I'll sell you some food, I shoul dhave extra.

Ace_Savant: Thank youy

Ace_Savant: you**

roseneko: 'Course.

Ace_Savant: Of course nothing. I'm totally Effed.

Ace_Savant: These little bitches..

roseneko: Er, go buy?

Ace_Savant: What pieces of shit.

roseneko: There, you'll be fine.

roseneko: They're robots, what do you expect?

Ace_Savant: They'd rather waste and fuck people then sell and profit.

roseneko: It's how they're programmed. :)

Ace_Savant: I'm gonna program my foot right up their virtual ass.

Round 5 of 12

roseneko: I might pay to see that. :)

roseneko: Hah!

roseneko: Huh, I wonder why the Mediums made more than the High.

Round 6 of 12

Ace_Savant: I love how no matter what the AI goes first

Ace_Savant: If they're in the lead they go first

Ace_Savant: If they're in last they go first.

Ace_Savant: If they don't exist they go first.

roseneko: Actually, it's dependent on the number of MULEs in the store. If the stock is less than half, the turn order goes in reverse.

roseneko: We've just had the bad luck to be on the wrong side every single turn - the time we were in the lead, it went in reverse.

Round 7 of 12

roseneko: Dang, what's with the computers paying so much for land?

Ace_Savant: They've got the dough

Ace_Savant: The action is probably based on a percentage of bank calculation

roseneko: Good point.

Ace_Savant: eg If land cost < x% of income, bid.

roseneko: Bah, I put the wrong one on there.

roseneko: I know that in the original game, the computer valued land at 500+ what it calculated the worth of the goods it could produce in the remaining turns, so it'd bid if the number was lower than that. Not sure how the formula went, though.

roseneko: Maybe the ones in this version are thinking they can make Smithore at $250 a unit regularly?

Ace_Savant: Never really thought they were that advanced.

roseneko: I dunno about these, but the ones in the original were surprisingly so.

roseneko: Thanks.

Ace_Savant: W0rd

Round 8 of 12

roseneko: baaaah.

Ace_Savant: That means I'm not getting one next turn..

roseneko: Not unless you're quick on the draw. :)

Ace_Savant: Thanks for trying.

Round 9 of 12

roseneko: Sorry I wasn't quicker.

Ace_Savant: No worries.

roseneko: Well, that was unexpected.

roseneko: Lame!

Ace_Savant: You should have bought those.

roseneko: Enh.

roseneko: Was busy looking at Nook covers. :)

Ace_Savant: Plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ace_Savant: YOU WOUND ME

Round 10 of 12

roseneko: :)

Ace_Savant: No smiles. That was just plain uncool.

roseneko: Multitasking?

Ace_Savant: No

Ace_Savant: Hoarding the energy when I needed i

Ace_Savant: it*

roseneko: Er, I did?

roseneko: I'm sorry.

Ace_Savant: You were the only one with a surplus and I was offering around 80

roseneko: That's not what I was smiling about.

roseneko: I was hoarding 'cos I was planning on switching everything over to crystite, and didn't think about you needing some.

roseneko: So much for that idea. :/

Round 11 of 12

Ace_Savant: I offered him $1066 FOR ONE ENERGY UNIT

Ace_Savant: What the fuck is wrong with these AI?

roseneko: I thought you were just stretching it out for fun.

Ace_Savant: No.

Ace_Savant: I wanted that goddamn energy.

Round 12 of 12

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