Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed

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mule_be_ok joined the game in slot 1

WhosYourBuddy? visits

WhosYourBuddy? joined the game in slot 2

mule_be_ok: hi

WhosYourBuddy?: hi

WhosYourBuddy?: actually i have to run out

Vodka visits

WhosYourBuddy?: back at 12:30 EST

WhosYourBuddy? unjoined the game

WhosYourBuddy? left the game

Vodka left the game

Vodka visits

Vodka left the game

poorfatjames visits

poorfatjames: hi

poorfatjames: there's another game w/ 2 peeps. come one over

Vodka visits

Sockmonkey visits

Sockmonkey joined the game in slot 2

Vodka joined the game in slot 3

poorfatjames: lol nevermind

poorfatjames joined the game in slot 4

Caparnon visits

poorfatjames: um

Caparnon left the game

Round 1 of 12

Round 2 of 12

Round 3 of 12

Round 4 of 12

Vodka: Damn, my production is alays super bad :(

Round 5 of 12

Round 6 of 12

Round 7 of 12

Vodka: Good money

Round 8 of 12

Round 9 of 12

mule_be_ok: RUN IT UP

mule_be_ok: DONT LET HIM BUY IT SO CHEAP

mule_be_ok: ugh

poorfatjames: was that not enough

mule_be_ok: no

mule_be_ok: because now you wont get a plot next round

mule_be_ok: since there were only 3 left

mule_be_ok: if the plot didnt sell you would have got one

mule_be_ok: so you should have run it up to $5000

Sockmonkey: im pretty sure mule_be_ok doesnt know what he's talking about

Sockmonkey: otherwise he'd be in first place

mule_be_ok: dude, sock, plot selection is prioritized in reverse order of stanfings

Sockmonkey: wrong

mule_be_ok: yes it is dude

Sockmonkey: youd be in top ten if you had half my sense

mule_be_ok: this game is far from over

Sockmonkey: me, vodka, and poorfatjam are not listening to you, you only have 1628 bucks

Sockmonkey: a very poor showing

mule_be_ok: haha

mule_be_ok: the object is to finish the game in first place

Sockmonkey: well you have a lot of work to do , like a poor french whore

mule_be_ok: there are no consolation prizes for being in first all game but not in round 12

mule_be_ok: i guaranteee you do not get a plot next round

Sockmonkey: only becuase of stupid german programmers who are too lazy to put in real variables

mule_be_ok: no, this is the way the game was developed

poorfatjames: rules are rules

Sockmonkey: duh...i dont know how to program so ill just say whoever is leading gets robbed duuuuuh

mule_be_ok: last place has plot selection p[riority

Sockmonkey: so first place =1 last place = 1

Sockmonkey: duuuh im german, im dumb

Sockmonkey: it should be like the real mule

Sockmonkey: whoever presses space bar first

mule_be_ok: umm ok

Round 10 of 12

Sockmonkey: gay

mule_be_ok: read the rules

Sockmonkey: 1st place gets all bad things

Sockmonkey: this is not real mule

mule_be_ok: this is not a programming glitch

Sockmonkey: called it ELUM

Sockmonkey: might as well call this gay ass port, "im german and im stupid"

Sockmonkey: IGAIS

mule_be_ok: real mule, they programmed it to assist the last place guy

Sockmonkey: not the original

mule_be_ok: umm, yes they did

Sockmonkey: um no they didnt

Sockmonkey: you are gay and your mom is a whore

mule_be_ok: do you even read the planet mule forum?

Sockmonkey: planet mule is like circa 2001

poorfatjames: oh man please stop.

Sockmonkey: im talking about 1985

Sockmonkey: you piss boy

Sockmonkey: go get me a bucket

Sockmonkey: so i can piss

mule_be_ok: this game was designed to emulate the priginal in ALL facets

Sockmonkey: and fails on all levels

Sockmonkey: even the lost mule is not exciting

mule_be_ok: name;y, last place gets good surprises

Sockmonkey: and that was the best part of the game

mule_be_ok: and first place gets bad ones

Sockmonkey: listening to the pitter patter of mule feet

Sockmonkey: this version sucks and is sooo melodramatic

Sockmonkey: if i had a boner it would immediately make it go away

Sockmonkey: this port is like a bad haircut

poorfatjames: g-damn melodramatic mules!

poorfatjames: do crys over 50 get wasted?

mule_be_ok: yes

Sockmonkey: all i can say is, "whose your daddy"

Sockmonkey: and thats not a question

Round 11 of 12

mule_be_ok: round 11

mule_be_ok: is not the end of the game

Sockmonkey: you sure are a dream boat

Sockmonkey: you are losing so bad its laughable

mule_be_ok: lol

Sockmonkey: i must be winning and you three need a handicap

Sockmonkey: thats what the programmers of this gay port think of you

mule_be_ok: round 11

Sockmonkey: oh the other three losers need "OUR" help

mule_be_ok: its round 11

Sockmonkey: so we will take away from the winner so you can benefit

Sockmonkey: im soooo glad that the game favors you losers, and helps you at round 12

mule_be_ok: thats the srategy, genius

mule_be_ok: lay low until the end of the game

Sockmonkey: its not a strategy

Sockmonkey: its a shortcoming

mule_be_ok: ok

mule_be_ok: w/e

mule_be_ok: then keep your opinion

mule_be_ok: I'm "exploiting" the game

mule_be_ok: but I beat you

Sockmonkey: no, the programmers did

Sockmonkey: they took from me every round i was winning

mule_be_ok: as expected

Sockmonkey: im smarter than the stupid germans

Sockmonkey: and your win is fested with multiple handicaps

mule_be_ok: ask anyone on this game that plays regularly

Sockmonkey: one day you will play golf not from the women tees but from the man tees

mule_be_ok: bad events happen to 1st and 2nd place

mule_be_ok: its the way the game was intended

Sockmonkey: the first day i came here , i was like 'omg these mule players suck "

Sockmonkey: theyve created some kind of muck and wallow in it like pigs

mule_be_ok: ok dude

Round 12 of 12

mule_be_ok: end to think that last place sucks

mule_be_ok: I tend to think that after round 12, the guy in last is the worst MULE player

mule_be_ok: so let's see what happens

Sockmonkey: omg youre so gay

Sockmonkey: but i applaud you for not booted me

mule_be_ok: why would i boot you?

Sockmonkey: cause i said your mom is a whore

mule_be_ok: you said I was terrible,s o you HAD to stick around to see the end result

Sockmonkey: i already know the end results

Sockmonkey: becuase of the gayness of this port, it plays the same way always

mule_be_ok: there are random events in every round, how can you believe what you just said?

Sockmonkey: and they all happen to top player

Sockmonkey: or bottom player

Sockmonkey: thats not so random

mule_be_ok: so, a smart player would try and stay out of harm's way, no?

Sockmonkey: no, thats called lazy programming

Sockmonkey: youre not a game designer you would know what im talking about

mule_be_ok: actually, it's called leveling the playing field

Vodka: No mule_be_ok is right

Sockmonkey: im program games so i know lazy coding when i see it

mule_be_ok: a fundamental concept of the original game

Sockmonkey: no its not

Sockmonkey: this is not mule

Sockmonkey: this is gay german sucky port

Vodka: It requires skill to stay on the bottom and aim to win at the end.

Sockmonkey: uh no it doesnt

Game Over

Saving score, please wait...

Score saved

Sockmonkey: bad game

Sockmonkey: as usual

Sockmonkey: with sucky players

mule_be_ok: bb all but blue

poorfatjames: gg

Vodka: gg

Sockmonkey left the game