Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
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mule_be_ok joined the game in slot 1
Manored visits
Manored joined the game in slot 2
Manored: hello
mule_be_ok: hi
poorfatjames visits
poorfatjames joined the game in slot 3
mule_be_ok: there he is
Manored: ye
mule_be_ok: see we all have abandons
mule_be_ok: it happens
Manored: those statistics are actually wrong though
Manored: I played more than nine games and never won
Manored: Have seen em wrong before
poorfatjames: um,yeah...my stats are wrong too. . I've won a bunch of games...
mule_be_ok: training dont count
poorfatjames: like probably 100
poorfatjames: lol
mule_be_ok: play with AI?
Manored: naah, AI is easily exploited
Manored: id like to avoid it if possible
mule_be_ok: well neither one of you leave
mule_be_ok: we'll vote if you dont wanna wait anymore
mule_be_ok: i jes wanna play
Manored: i jes?
mule_be_ok: mm hmm
mule_be_ok: i jes wanna play
Manored: I dont understand that =)
mule_be_ok: i just wanna play
Manored: well, I suppose we have no choice other than ripping off the AI
mule_be_ok: up to pfj
Manored: I vote for yes
mule_be_ok: hey
mule_be_ok: pfj
mule_be_ok: AI or no?
poorfatjames: no
mule_be_ok: ok u gonna wait then?
Manored: this game really needs a ring function =)
poorfatjames: yes
poorfatjames: if you both want ai i'll start
mule_be_ok: new games are supposed to make a sound, they removed it last patch
Manored: hum
mule_be_ok: but they promised to put it back in next patch
Manored: nice
Manored: by the way, I havent played in a few months I think
Manored: any big changes?
Manored: two or three months, probaly
Manored: my time memory sucks
mule_be_ok: the only change oin last patch was the mule pen from 7 mules to 14
poorfatjames: huh? i thought this game was 30 years old...how could there be changes?
mule_be_ok: and start with 2 ebergy
Manored: It isnt a perfect copy of the old one
Manored: it was tweaked and rebalanced
poorfatjames: oh
Manored: not much, but it was
poorfatjames: i am not a number i am a free man
Manored: How many free men are there? =0
mule_be_ok: maiden
Manored: Im trying the cake invitation
poorfatjames: the cake is a lie~!
Manored: exactly! =)
Manored: Ever played portal?
poorfatjames: yup
Manored: me too
Manored: awesome game
poorfatjames: yes
poorfatjames: this was a triumph
Manored: I think I know the whole music off heart =)
Manored: I downloaded a sample and listen sometimes
poorfatjames: i'm making a statement? huge success
mule_be_ok: this is getting real gay real fast
poorfatjames: it's hard to overcome my satisfaction
Manored: wasnt it "a note here"?
poorfatjames: apperature science, we do what we must because we can
poorfatjames: for the good of all of us except the ones who are dead
poorfatjames: but there's no use crying over every mistake we just keep on trying till we run out of cake
poorfatjames: and hte science gets done and we make a neat gun for hte ones who are still alive
mule_be_ok: wow those homos did a game by themselves
poorfatjames: I eat homos for breakfast.
poorfatjames: wait...
poorfatjames: that came out wrong
Manored: lol
poorfatjames: PM needs about 1000 more players
Manored: bastards
Manored: and they put an AI on it
Manored: PM?
poorfatjames: AI=breakfast sausage
Added computer player <A.D.A.M.>
poorfatjames: plannet mule
<A.D.A.M.> was kicked
Manored: ah
Manored: well
Added computer player <J.I.M.>
<J.I.M.> was kicked
Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>
poorfatjames: I liked adam more than jim...
<B.I.L.L.> was kicked
Added computer player <D.A.N.>
poorfatjames: heck no bill's a dick
mule_be_ok: how bout dan?
poorfatjames: dan from iran
<D.A.N.> was kicked
poorfatjames: dan's a pansy man
Added computer player <J.I.M.>
poorfatjames: sigh...
mule_be_ok: no he'll cheat with james
mule_be_ok: the whole name thing
<J.I.M.> was kicked
Added computer player <A.D.A.M.>
<A.D.A.M.> was kicked
Manored: Im trying to come up with a name to fit the abreviation, but its hard
poorfatjames: Alternate Dynamic Adversarial Manatee
Manored: neat
Added computer player <A.L.A.N.>
Manored: Artificial Damned Analogic Mule
Manored: it almost makes sense
mule_be_ok: abnormlly demeneted and mundane
poorfatjames: analogic. nice
Manored: sorry, dan ends with n =)
Manored: oh wait
poorfatjames: yeah.
Manored: Artifical Damned Antrophomorfic Mule
Manored: did I write it right?
mule_be_ok: morphic
Manored: ah
mule_be_ok: thro
mule_be_ok: antroppomorphic
mule_be_ok: agh
mule_be_ok: anthropomorphic
Manored: Artifical Damned Anthropomorfic Mule
Manored: he does look a little like an Anthropomorfic mule
poorfatjames: ur mom's anthropomorphic
Manored: ah, a mon joke
Manored: the best indicator of that you are in a randow internet chat room
poorfatjames: lol
mule_be_ok: ok is A.L.A.N. ok?
Manored: fine by me, we are optionless
mule_be_ok: pfj?
poorfatjames: sigh
poorfatjames: ok
poorfatjames: omg this sounds awesome on my stero
Round 1 of 12
Manored: Im a bit out of shape
Manored: It took me like five seconds to decide what to do
poorfatjames: lol i'm afraind there's going to be a food n E short...lol
Manored: possibly
Manored: but who needs food then you have ore?
Manored: omg
Manored: I have the feeling this colony will fail
Manored: ahhhh
Round 2 of 12
Manored: took my comment seriously eh? =)
poorfatjames: about failing?
Manored: about no food
Manored: and ore instead
poorfatjames: go away
mule_be_ok: nah too many mules
Manored: naah
Round 3 of 12
Manored: ah!
Manored: Artificial Dumb Anthropomorfic Mule
Manored: lol, it will do nothing since I have no energy
Manored: just noticed that
poorfatjames: Antangonistic Development Advancing Materializer
Manored: damn
Manored: like I said, this colony is failing at life
Manored: meanie
mule_be_ok: im fat too
Manored: lol
Round 4 of 12
Manored: lol
poorfatjames: wow
Manored: It seens the AI is over-reacting
Manored: at the cost of efficiency
mule_be_ok: lol
Manored: hum, it seens I am losing
Manored: mule's tactic seens to be starving everyone to death
mule_be_ok: seems to be working too
Manored: yep =)
Round 5 of 12
Manored: hum, given how poor is paralized, I may at least win over him
Manored: I mean, he has no money nor food
poorfatjames: isn't it just like a bum to spend all his time in a bar?
Manored: hehe
Manored: starve world, starve
Round 6 of 12
mule_be_ok: lame
Manored: yeah, sudden ressurection
mule_be_ok: no food?
Manored: yeah, I found that odd too
Manored: dang
Manored: too slow
Manored: lol
Manored: almost got you there =)
Round 7 of 12
Manored: As I feared, I am a failure
Manored: hum
mule_be_ok: poor fat james
Manored: yeah, I dont understand him
Manored: he refused to make himself food and now buys ore after we are filled with mules
Manored: running out of money in the process
mule_be_ok: and spoiling 3 units
Manored: yeah
Manored: still beating me though =)
Round 8 of 12
poorfatjames: yeah...this game became an educational exercise for me very early
mule_be_ok: don;t feel bad
mule_be_ok: every game is a good game if you learn something
Manored: indeed
mule_be_ok: both of you guys were gung ho about smithore at the start
Manored: by the way, wampus only shows up there now =)
mule_be_ok: and neglected fundamental resources
Manored: argh, I hate then that happens
Manored: yeah, but usually I lose to people who do that =)
Manored: then I worry about the basics first
mule_be_ok: well, I'm smoking the shit outta you guys and i went energy first
Manored: that fire really caught me off guard
mule_be_ok: on a mountain nonetheless
Manored: you foresaw what would happen, I suppose
Manored: thats what some 200 games are for =)
mule_be_ok: well I have played 240 games
poorfatjames: lol how am i not losing
Round 9 of 12
Manored: you made tons of ore somehow
Manored: and I got lost over the energy-food thing and produced mostly nothing for a long while
poorfatjames: ah...right. I was at least making ore while mule was buying all the food lol
Manored: yes =)
poorfatjames: $1200 penalty that's stiff
Manored: poorfatjames any smithore above 50 will spoil
Manored: also goes for crystite
poorfatjames: hahahahahah really?
Manored: yes
Manored: whats why mule sold most of his crystite right now
Manored: although... it spoils before production
Round 10 of 12
Manored: lol
Manored: AI is winning
mule_be_ok: lol
mule_be_ok: i wouldnt worry about it
Manored: Im not worried
Manored: because I know its too late for me to win =)
Manored: You are the one who has to worry =)
poorfatjames: what killed me was MBO buying all the food. Then building E over food
mule_be_ok: dude I got 14 plots
Manored: yeah, that hurt me too
Manored: thats some insane production
mule_be_ok: AI has NO CHANCE
Manored: poorfat, do you know of the proximity and quantity bonuses?
poorfatjames: yes, thanks. my attention starded to lapse after hte 4th round
poorfatjames: I was clearly screwed (by myself).
Manored: ye
Manored: smithore aint worth anything anymore but you keep on making it =)
Manored: well, not exactly nothing
poorfatjames: don't have time to change it lol
poorfatjames: wow
Manored: huge profit
Manored: this colony may end up a success after all
Manored: huge success! =)
poorfatjames: that did it right there. we were only abou 12K short
Manored: production has gotten so ridiculous it lags the game
Manored: yeah AI has no chance of winning producing tons of food uselessly
Round 11 of 12
Manored: 2 ore at round 11 means absolutely nothing
Manored: another huge price
poorfatjames: lol
Manored: AI must have some loose bolts
Round 12 of 12
Manored: lol
Manored: nick of time
mule_be_ok: 14 stite plots
Manored: sounds like an retirement to elegant states
poorfatjames: LOL assay in round 12
Manored: Did anyone here seriously assayed before placing down crystite?
Manored: I didnt =)
mule_be_ok: james you gotta try and pick a spot and get plots that are together
Manored: indeed
Manored: its usually worth not getting a mountain
mule_be_ok: you're not gonna get adjacent bonuses going all over the place
poorfatjames: yeah i know. thanks. things got crazy this game
poorfatjames: i'm going to lose to an adam...
Manored: its alan
poorfatjames: you know their kind they're all the same. filthy creatures.
poorfatjames: way to feed the world alan
Manored: I wonder why there are auctions on round 12, since there is no point on it
Manored: yeah
poorfatjames: yeah
Manored: he must have miscalculated the number of colonists
poorfatjames: suspense? cooling down time? chance to go "GG" or "FU"?
Manored: he though they were 400 rather than 4
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
mule_be_ok: for continuity
Manored: maybe =)
Manored: WOOOOOO
poorfatjames: oh thatnk you I didn'tt lose tto the ai
poorfatjames: GG gn!
Manored: im not a total looser
Manored: gg