Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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Daniel joined the game in slot 1
Sockmonkey visits
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Mute visits
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WhosYourBuddy? visits
WhosYourBuddy? joined the game in slot 3
WhosYourBuddy?: hi
Sockmonkey: hi
WhosYourBuddy?: back in 3 min
WhosYourBuddy?: k
Conan visits
Conan joined the game in slot 4
Daniel: ok ok
Daniel: o am here
WhosYourBuddy?: sock?
Daniel: ....Soldier Bryan!!
Round 1 of 12
Sockmonkey: wow whosyourbuddy what a lucky plot selection
Sockmonkey: your mom is a whore
WhosYourBuddy?: someone needs a hug
Sockmonkey: out of all the plots available why did you pick that one?
Sockmonkey: well nonetheless, my goal this game is to cause you specifically much trouble
WhosYourBuddy?: special glasses let me see high plots
Sockmonkey: i will be taking those surrounding plots
Sockmonkey: penis
WhosYourBuddy?: ya know you're on a high too
Sockmonkey: no i didnt know that
WhosYourBuddy?: with rocks
Sockmonkey: i wanted three rocks
Sockmonkey: your selection makes no sense
Sockmonkey: like you have inside information
Sockmonkey: which makes you a pussy
Daniel: so it looks since 26y for me
Daniel: sock!!!
Sockmonkey: whosyourbuddy is a dick and his mom is a black whore
Daniel: somthing for the forum
Sockmonkey: its only round 1
Daniel: you say
Round 2 of 12
Sockmonkey: thats why this port is gay
Sockmonkey: with gay players
Sockmonkey: and whoseyourbuddy is king gay
Daniel: 2 high's buddy
Sockmonkey: he commands the other gays
Daniel: !!!
Sockmonkey: he hands out dick sucking cards
Daniel: beeer?
Daniel: so strong!?
Sockmonkey: that pisses me off, fucker picks high crystite, knowing the lay out of land becuase the shitty port is so predictable
Sockmonkey: the game is basically screwed round 1
Sockmonkey: why play
Sockmonkey: my only goal now is to fuck him up
Sockmonkey: asshole
Sockmonkey: if he did that shit in a game convention he get his ass yanked out of chair and get his ass kicked in the alley
Sockmonkey: and probably killed
Sockmonkey: i take my gaming seriously, time is money
Round 3 of 12
Sockmonkey: now i gotta sit here for fucking hour and half to a lopsided game
Sockmonkey: because he's a prick
Daniel: hmmm, much cheaper than hours to the psycho-doctor...
Sockmonkey: you should be pissed too daniel
Daniel: you have no chance
Daniel: maybe you are too young or you are too old for this game, rotfl
WhosYourBuddy?: if it will make you feel better my food mule is about to go crazy due to radiation
Sockmonkey: i doubt that
Sockmonkey: you dont impress me dumbass
Sockmonkey: you think you are a smart
Sockmonkey: your just a punk
Daniel: 1 high contains 4 med ;-)
Round 4 of 12
Daniel: James Ryan
Round 5 of 12
Daniel: after this I need a minute
WhosYourBuddy?: k
Daniel: so's ok sock
Daniel: lets go on!
WhosYourBuddy?: k
Round 6 of 12
Sockmonkey: queer
Sockmonkey: that plot was pretty critical conan and daniel
Sockmonkey: you two shouldnt have let that queer get it either
Sockmonkey: if you lose to the king gay, its becuase of that move right there
Daniel: I gave no idea what you see all the time, and what you text
Round 7 of 12
Daniel: and I no money....
Sockmonkey: you need to more ruthless daniel, you play like a gurl
Daniel: w8 the end
Sockmonkey: somewhere between me and you
Sockmonkey: you need to find middle ground
Daniel: I see what I see.... its with billiard the same.... strong mates strong game, etc.
Sockmonkey: granted i applaud your attempts at blocking his crystite monopoly, well done
Daniel: yoe see that so... I assayed as well
Daniel: I have taken MINE :-)
Daniel: mines
Daniel: and even that it is ok to take any plot available, eh!?
Daniel: you should look more to yourself fatty
Sockmonkey: i dont have a problem with your playing or conans
Conan: what?
Sockmonkey: this is not mule anyways, its a plastic model in a store window
Sockmonkey: with a missing arm
Round 8 of 12
Daniel: you coder....
Daniel: you do niot even no java
Daniel: ...disable
Daniel: I would stop now!
Sockmonkey: im old school pascal
Sockmonkey: i havent coded in years
Sockmonkey: little c
Sockmonkey: i know enough to recognize lazy coding
Daniel: this is to know all, the rest is coding shirley
Sockmonkey: all i know is you shouldve booted whoseyourbuddy after that round 1 bullshit
Sockmonkey: you need to grow some balls
WhosYourBuddy?: what? you have a growth on your balls?
Daniel: from what should I have, why you fall so in exstase?
Daniel: fear
Sockmonkey: dont let this plastic noobs who circle jerk each other penises push you around
Sockmonkey: boot the motherfucker
Sockmonkey: if he pulls that shit again
Round 9 of 12
Daniel: Whos is a nice mate to me
WhosYourBuddy?: thanks
Sockmonkey: pussy
Daniel: how else!?
Daniel: we played a nice game
Sockmonkey: he's using you like a tampon
Daniel: your stuff
Sockmonkey: and you smile while taking it up the ass
Sockmonkey: nobody is getting near my ass
Daniel: your experience is uninetersting to us
Sockmonkey: our wisdom should shine on you
Daniel: ore
Sockmonkey: me and conan and even buttmonkey know how to rape
Daniel: `shines on yours, dumbass
Sockmonkey: and you let it happen daniel
Daniel: and to what destination probelm?
Daniel: ...ranker
Sockmonkey: well, no one would beat me at the original mule
Daniel: pffffffrrrrrhhhh
Daniel: C#monon, SHUT UP
Round 10 of 12
Sockmonkey: like i said daniel
Sockmonkey: whosyourbuddy won the game in round 1
Daniel: and I (mororn)
Sockmonkey: and the rest is a big waste of fucking time
Daniel: for you
Sockmonkey: yeah which is why im pissed
Sockmonkey: but i started watching tv and browsing porn so im good
Daniel: youll see
Sockmonkey: i told you dumbasses it was his game after that bullshit plot selection
Sockmonkey: fucking scroll up to the beginning of this chat session
Sockmonkey: or read it on the bbc tmw
Sockmonkey: or forum or wherever you queer pussys go to
Sockmonkey: and i told you how critical that plot was along the bottom
Sockmonkey: and he knows it, thats why he's quiet
Sockmonkey: big waste of time
Daniel: whos is a comfortable mate, why such attacks
WhosYourBuddy?: someone needs a hug
Sockmonkey: im realistically attacking this port
Sockmonkey: in hopes they fix it
Sockmonkey: fucking let the english, americans or french take over
Sockmonkey: stupid germans
Daniel: sorry for that host buddy, i have foreseen
Daniel: (he's breaking tha state-land-race law)
Sockmonkey: hopefully the lead developer got snuffed at the love parade
Sockmonkey: dumbasses
Daniel: ah, facer
Daniel: HOLY CRAP
Round 11 of 12
WhosYourBuddy?: i need a moment after my round
Daniel: is thos this 666 guy, or what??
Daniel: Wart nur....
Sockmonkey: anyone who uses 666 name is queer
Sockmonkey: thats been a given since the advent of chat lobby
Sockmonkey: thats like thinking your tough for wearing black
Sockmonkey: believe me, satan wears yellow
Daniel: likes the white-shark
Sockmonkey: i dont need black, or motorcycles or 666 tags to paint me as a asskicker
Sockmonkey: ill wear yellow , a flower in my hair and sing gospel while i kick your ass
Daniel: ....my last chance
Sockmonkey: dude its over, whoseyourbutt won it in round 1
Daniel: heh, futurejerk, keep on
Sockmonkey: well you didnt believe me
Sockmonkey: now maybe you will
Daniel: you disqualified in #3
Sockmonkey: right
Round 12 of 12
Sockmonkey: im not even going to waste my breath, ill say it now...bad game
Sockmonkey: BAD GAME
Daniel: you disturb
Sockmonkey: conan you mightve had a shot if you got more land
Sockmonkey: you cant let a guy get 13 plots
Conan: me had bad start
Sockmonkey: well you played well
Daniel: asslicker
Conan: lol
WhosYourBuddy?: gg
WhosYourBuddy?: thanks for hosting
Daniel: WELCOME
Sockmonkey: everyone shun whos
Sockmonkey: put him on your shit list
Daniel: I ll fall to 2135
Conan: 700lvls up
Daniel: why not taaking control... but not as you sockmonkkey
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WhosYourBuddy?: gg, laters
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