Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
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TobiasCree joined the game in slot 1
SophisticatedPig visits
SophisticatedPig left the game
superdude visits
superdude joined the game in slot 2
TobiasCree: Hey
superdude: hi
TobiasCree: wanna wait or you itching to get going?
superdude: i don't mind waiting a bit longer
superdude: we can play if you want though
TobiasCree: I'm good... like at least 3. Humans
superdude: ok
Mute visits
superdude: woohoo #3
Mute joined the game in slot 3
Mute: hello
superdude: hey
Mute: erm ping 6156?
TobiasCree: ok
TobiasCree: how about now
Mute: hang on getting better
TobiasCree: I closed the porn... lol
Mute: lol
TobiasCree: ai?
TobiasCree: or wait
Mute: we can play now if nobody minds?
Added computer player <A.D.A.M.>
superdude was disconnected
Computer takes over superdude
TobiasCree: shoot
TobiasCree: oh well
Mute: that sucks
Mute: what now?
Mute: continue?
TobiasCree: you wanna still play or restart?
Mute: do you think anyone else will join?
TobiasCree: not sure
TobiasCree: we can wait
TobiasCree: up to you
Mute: you decide, you're host ;)
TobiasCree: the host hosts the guest decides
Mute: lol ok
Mute: let's do it
Round 1 of 12
TobiasCree: you a hockey fan?
Mute: afraid not
TobiasCree: draft is on in an hour
Mute: ok does that affect game?
TobiasCree: no
TobiasCree: just my attention span
Round 2 of 12
Round 3 of 12
Mute: strange AI players
TobiasCree: going for high food price
Mute: shit I missed high stite plot
Mute: twice
Mute: I suck
Mute: I'm not that new :)
TobiasCree: don't sweat it
Mute: I mean I know stite was good price
TobiasCree: I'm cashing in next round
TobiasCree: maybe
Round 4 of 12
Mute: so you saw it
Mute: nice
TobiasCree: score purple
TobiasCree: shoot
TobiasCree: I got no cash
TobiasCree: easy come easy go
Mute: what???
Mute: I put energy there???
Mute: oh man I'm not concentrating. bloody sauvignon blanc!
TobiasCree: lol
TobiasCree: I got stella artrois
TobiasCree: here
TobiasCree: and two laughing kids
Mute: "wife beater" as it's affectionately know, lol
Mute: known
TobiasCree: you from britain
Mute: originally
TobiasCree: my brother in law calls it that
TobiasCree: he spent time in portsmouth
Mute: you Canadian?
TobiasCree: yep
Mute: eh?
TobiasCree: huh
Mute: fucking love Trailer Park Boys
TobiasCree: I do a great bubbles impression
Mute: me too, cocksucker!
TobiasCree: holy fuck Julian
Mute: lol
TobiasCree: liquor and whores
Mute: Randy, I am the liquor
TobiasCree: Mr. Leahy
Mute: yup
TobiasCree: Shutup you cheeseburger eating motherfucker
Mute: he got fatter with each season
TobiasCree: I have a green bastard
TobiasCree: mask
Mute: lol
Round 5 of 12
TobiasCree: shitrope
Mute: winds of shit
TobiasCree: shit eagle
Mute: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/244488
TobiasCree: whats on that
TobiasCree: I sense a shitstorm brewing
Mute: Jim Lahey Shit Board. Have a look, you won't be disappointed
TobiasCree: I;ll checkit out
TobiasCree: I'm in a world of shit
Mute: shit wind ghost. classic Julian
Mute: sorry Ricky
TobiasCree: shit
Mute: yeah me too. sorry not on my best here
TobiasCree: as long as one of us beat ai
TobiasCree: then no shit storm
Mute: nice
TobiasCree: all me eggs in one basket though
Mute: yeah
TobiasCree: volume
Mute: all my eggs are spread out mind
Mute: they don't pay
TobiasCree: stupid ai
Mute: agreed
TobiasCree: they will plant nrg next turn
Round 6 of 12
TobiasCree: uwant it
Mute: no but not AI eother
Mute: good
Mute: nice plots
TobiasCree: shit
TobiasCree: on a stick
Mute: "haven't you got some offs to fuck?" - "fuck off!" - one of my fave lines
TobiasCree: ricky
TobiasCree: ?
Mute: yeah
TobiasCree: I'm trying to better myself, you know and get my grade 12
Mute: lol
TobiasCree: Cory and Trevor... run to the store and get me some chicken chips
Mute: and some pepperony
Mute: pepperoni
TobiasCree: fuck yea
TobiasCree: fire!
TobiasCree: fire
Mute: nice time for fire
Mute: bungholio!
TobiasCree: you threatening me?
Mute: lol we're on the same page
TobiasCree: ya, fires kewl
TobiasCree: most peeps playing this are
Mute: that's good, I'm pretty new
Mute: I was quite impressed I got that from just "fire!" though :)
TobiasCree: settle down beavis
Round 7 of 12
Mute: hehe
Mute: seen new Mike Judge movie yet?
Mute: he's only done 3 and I loved first two...live action I mean
TobiasCree: nope
Mute: Jason Bateman's in it... prom ising
TobiasCree: 1 sec
TobiasCree: what's it called?
Mute: Extract
TobiasCree: I'll have to check it out
Mute: don't forget Shit Board link too
TobiasCree: I ownt
TobiasCree: wont
Mute: did you like Office Space?
TobiasCree: pirates are coming
Mute: Swingers?
Mute: yeah maybe
TobiasCree: uhh you seen my swingline stapler?
Mute: milton
Mute: I have an Initech mug
TobiasCree: awesome
TobiasCree: I'm making TPS reports mandatory at work
Mute: lol classic
Mute: O face
TobiasCree: we thought that up today
Mute: still haven't seen 'jump to conclusions' mat in tores though...
Round 8 of 12
Mute: oh good I wasn't on the screen
TobiasCree: you just missed a plot
Mute: I know
Mute: clearly men can't multitask. Or at least I can't
Mute: sorry this is the worst game I ever played :(
TobiasCree: no worries
TobiasCree: if they move my office one more time, I'm going to burn this place down
TobiasCree: if we buy all the ore from the store
Mute: sure
TobiasCree: we can fix the price up 1 more time
Mute: yhou have good ore plots at least
Mute: :)
TobiasCree: collusion
TobiasCree: is great
Mute: sure is
TobiasCree: feels like being a trailer park boy
TobiasCree: my technician at work is named JROC
Mute: know what I'm sayin!
TobiasCree: yo
Mute: *backspin
Mute: mom, why you gotta play me like dat dog?
TobiasCree: lol
Mute: nice
TobiasCree: fuck the ai
Mute: nwa
Round 9 of 12
Mute: now ai missed one
TobiasCree: lol
TobiasCree: lol
Mute: ta
TobiasCree: tat
TobiasCree: yours
Mute: lol
TobiasCree: you gotta pay though
Mute: it's all good as JROC would say...
TobiasCree: leave some plots empty
Mute: for Ore price?
TobiasCree: I will anyhow coz I ain't got no sheckels
TobiasCree: yep
TobiasCree: we'll be ok
TobiasCree: these douches will soak up a few
Mute: yeah
Mute: did you play back in the day?
TobiasCree: no but I had a c64 ... you?
Mute: yeah a bit, had c64 too
TobiasCree: 72 ain't too bad I guess
TobiasCree: but we're taking a batch
Mute: not great though
TobiasCree: bath
Mute: ?
Mute: guess we sell
TobiasCree: yea
TobiasCree: it will only go down
TobiasCree: watch there be a fire now
Mute: oh yeah no plots
TobiasCree: 92 ain't bad but pirates
Mute: yep
TobiasCree: I'm planting stite next
Mute: yeah you have some nice plots
TobiasCree: better start raping the land
Mute: planting stite sounds like a euphemism
TobiasCree: damn why they gotta play us like dat?
Round 10 of 12
TobiasCree: pirates
Mute: bugger
TobiasCree: basterds
TobiasCree: gotta sell my ore
TobiasCree: cuz I'm a whore
Mute: lol
TobiasCree: pirates only come twice
Mute: been only once
TobiasCree: something to do with small urethras
Mute: euurghh
TobiasCree: nope they been twice
Mute: oh? shows how focused I am
TobiasCree: I think first round
Mute: so they came prematurely?
TobiasCree: yup
TobiasCree: pirates have issues
Mute: doesn't bode well for Johnny Depp
TobiasCree: wow
TobiasCree: no energy this game
TobiasCree: damn gotta plant some
Round 11 of 12
TobiasCree: guess I can move my food
Mute: I wonder if I have enough pieces of flare? sorry, land.
TobiasCree: eyeah
TobiasCree: I would blow my load if jennifer anniston just said hi to me
TobiasCree: must be part pirate
Mute: she looks shit now. had work
TobiasCree: yea.. you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers
Mute: or farting
TobiasCree: even if her dogs name was crackers
Mute: gross
TobiasCree: yea
Mute: I'd give her a Dutch Oven instead
TobiasCree: lol
TobiasCree: ok AI is kicking our ass 1 round left
TobiasCree: we better win
Round 12 of 12
Mute: sorry man
Mute: I really sucked this game, but had fun anyway
TobiasCree: yea your a blast
Mute: u2, lol
TobiasCree: for a cheeseburger eating motherfucker
Mute: it's genetic
Mute: or at least that's what my fat mum said
TobiasCree: fuck
TobiasCree: yo momma
TobiasCree: we were watching Chuck Norris today at work
Mute: gotta glass eye... wish a fish in it!"
Mute: with
Mute: wow I saw him in Texas Ranger recently
TobiasCree: you, you you mean Wanda
Mute: Walker whatever
TobiasCree: google Walker Aids
TobiasCree: it's funny as fuck
Mute: zimmers?
TobiasCree: that will work
TobiasCree: Conan Obrien
Mute: hmmm 80 bucks stite
Mute: cool he can be good
TobiasCree: yea
TobiasCree: fucking AI beat us
TobiasCree: that ain't right
TobiasCree: I fucked us by buying the ore
TobiasCree: we shoulda switched
TobiasCree: to stite
Mute: http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/
Mute: you gotta check this out
TobiasCree: what is it
Mute: does what it says on the tin
Mute: Tom Selleck. Waterfalls. Sandwiches
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
TobiasCree: foc
Score saved
TobiasCree: gg
Mute: oops we blew
TobiasCree: yea
Mute: yeah thanks man
TobiasCree: rematch?
Mute: u2
Mute: it's 1.35am :(
TobiasCree: another time
Mute: but def soon
TobiasCree: take care
Mute: you too, cheers again
TobiasCree: toddle lee doo
Mute left the game