Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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mgladden2 visits
mgladden2: hello?
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mulemaster visits
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pickngrinster visits
pickngrinster has the same IP address as mulemaster
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mulemaster: ello
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mulemaster: i am the mule master..
mulemaster: marky...pablo????
pickngrinster: turkey sausage
mulemaster: is pablo in the potty
Wave_of_Muletilation: yo!
Wave_of_Muletilation joined the game in slot 3
Wave_of_Muletilation: got ourselves a amge peeps...wait..where brendbuns?
Wave_of_Muletilation: markos?
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Wave_of_Muletilation: hold your breath
Wave_of_Muletilation: swedish fiber optics baby
Round 1 of 12
mgladden2: mesilla rusted cable?
Wave_of_Muletilation: you in the new place markos?
mgladden2: indeed
pickngrinster: how is it?
mulemaster: mom said it was nice and that she was jealous
mgladden2: took 6 hours to get cable and internet setup yesterday, but alas, it's alive!! :)
mgladden2: it's sweet. i really like it
mulemaster: nice..paul is trying his smithy..we will see
pickngrinster: sweet... are you clearing a large space free of flammable materials
mulemaster: sadie is watching our game
Wave_of_Muletilation: sadie!!
Wave_of_Muletilation: monkey
mulemaster: she seems quite interested
Wave_of_Muletilation: let her play a round
Wave_of_Muletilation: might help your chances
pickngrinster: mary says high paub
Wave_of_Muletilation: ;)
mgladden2: awww, can't wait to see grown up(ish) sadie.
mulemaster: seb is watching inspector gadget..i'll get you next time gadget
mulemaster: she is quite a lady
mgladden2: i have a big space for fireworks but first want to talk to police about going to the park
Wave_of_Muletilation: nEEEXXXXXXt time!
mgladden2: it's so close and it's much nicer than the dirt lot
Wave_of_Muletilation: ola maria conchita
mulemaster: ok fine..everyone catch the wampus but me
pickngrinster: mark... you coming to sebs bday
mgladden2: unfortunately not. i got a crazy month ahead with more travel.
mgladden2: but re-birthday on the 4th, okay?
mulemaster: sounds good..you are oging to miss the half eaten pinata
Wave_of_Muletilation: but i want to come! can we i be there for sebs second b-day?
Wave_of_Muletilation: i know he has like three a year
mgladden2: hah!
mulemaster: one per year of age
Wave_of_Muletilation: of course!
Wave_of_Muletilation: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Wave_of_Muletilation: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
mulemaster: why did mark get to buy it..i was there first
mgladden2: i thought i was orange?
mgladden2: what happened?
mulemaster: i am orange
Wave_of_Muletilation: dont know its wierd now
mgladden2: oh
mgladden2: heh
Round 2 of 12
mulemaster: i am even in last place and everything
Wave_of_Muletilation: i had this problem last time
mgladden2: yikes
Wave_of_Muletilation: vedy nice
mgladden2: but u still have $$
mulemaster: i guessi shoudl start paying attention
mgladden2: how were the swedish couchsurfer saw-protege chics, pablo?
mgladden2: doh!
mgladden2: i needed that $100
Wave_of_Muletilation: they were Dutch, from Amsterdam
mulemaster: did they bring you some magic mushrooms
Wave_of_Muletilation: unfortunately nope
Wave_of_Muletilation: but they told me to come visit them in the Hague
mgladden2: dutch rule.
Wave_of_Muletilation: they are really great, really funny, open people...not like your typical Swede
mgladden2: what is a typical Swede like?
Wave_of_Muletilation: been doing a lot of couchsurfing...week before i had a Russina couple
Wave_of_Muletilation: Swedes are kind of....very subtle
mgladden2: heh
Wave_of_Muletilation: kind of a cultural thing not to draw attention to yourself...consequently everyone seems very shy and reserved
Wave_of_Muletilation: it drives me freaking nuts!
mulemaster: no like you
Wave_of_Muletilation: chinced out
mulemaster: i mean not like you
Wave_of_Muletilation: nope, not much like me
mgladden2: heh
Wave_of_Muletilation: helvete!!
mulemaster: punk
mgladden2: hey now, wave is winning
Round 3 of 12
Wave_of_Muletilation: he who controls the spice
mulemaster: wave can't keep it up...haha
mulemaster: he is gonna lose a mule
Wave_of_Muletilation: hmm...only a few mules in there...
pickngrinster: sometimes i really hate this game
mulemaster: when r u getting to lc pablo
mgladden2: i'm trying to restock the store but everyone keeps buying
mgladden2: luckily everyone's about broke
Wave_of_Muletilation: wrong sdie!!!
mulemaster: i knew it
Wave_of_Muletilation: shiznitz!
mgladden2: nice
Wave_of_Muletilation: lots mule
pickngrinster: its not mule unless paul lets one go
pickngrinster: a mule that is
mgladden2: heh
Wave_of_Muletilation: just let a couple go actually
Wave_of_Muletilation: somebody oopen a window
Wave_of_Muletilation: rise to powder
mulemaster: not much
mgladden2: yeah, i shoulda held my smithy that last round
Wave_of_Muletilation: sufficiente
mulemaster: barely
pickngrinster: sadie is VERY busy
Round 4 of 12
pickngrinster: she is not taking calls at the moment
mulemaster: she is waving a baby wand at the screen ...my lucks gonna change
Wave_of_Muletilation: baby magic
mulemaster: she is watching your game intently pablo
mulemaster: just waitin for you to lose a mule
Wave_of_Muletilation: i feel the sadie force
Wave_of_Muletilation: she is the quizartz hadarach?
mulemaster: yes
Wave_of_Muletilation: thats what you get sarah for driking the water of life when your pregnant
mulemaster: this is true
mulemaster: is the water of life coffee??
mgladden2: quite possibly
mgladden2: either that or mate
mgladden2: "yerba mate" that is
Wave_of_Muletilation: you know i love that stuff
mulemaster: seb is busy on the iPad..can't get that thing away from him
Wave_of_Muletilation: bought some last year when i quit drinking...good stuff
mgladden2: dude, they have it in bag form so you just brew it in 2min in the microwave
mgladden2: makes a perfect cup everytime
Wave_of_Muletilation: gotta get some, cofee gives me the jitters
Wave_of_Muletilation: like the mate smooth buzz
mulemaster: i thought you meant my choice in mate
mgladden2: i do both :)
Wave_of_Muletilation: oh cheet
mulemaster: don't do it
Wave_of_Muletilation: tasty
Wave_of_Muletilation: i dont feel the sadie force...where did she go?
Wave_of_Muletilation: shes my secret weapon
mulemaster: she is chewing on a burp cloth
Wave_of_Muletilation: sadie! focus!
mulemaster: she is back now
Wave_of_Muletilation: the force is strong with this one
Round 5 of 12
mulemaster: pablo when are you getting to lc
Wave_of_Muletilation: putos!
mgladden2: hunger
mgladden2: starvation
mgladden2: mutilation
Wave_of_Muletilation: july 1 10pm!!
mgladden2: disease
mgladden2: :)
Wave_of_Muletilation: pestilence
mulemaster: awesome
mgladden2: heh
mgladden2: i got all the cash i need
mgladden2: hunger
Wave_of_Muletilation: sure am hungry
mgladden2: deep, deep, hunger
pickngrinster: we be there on the second
Wave_of_Muletilation: yeahh!!
mgladden2: at that price, it was a good deal
Wave_of_Muletilation: what we gonna do in tucson?
Wave_of_Muletilation: or at the lake?
pickngrinster: there will be lots of ass grabbing... i can tell you that much
mulemaster: i dunno..weree gonna go camping at teh butte
Wave_of_Muletilation: yay!
Round 6 of 12
pickngrinster: i will be purchasing my brothers sailboat for butte sailing
Wave_of_Muletilation: awesome!
mgladden2: wait, crap, i did the same thing where i got confused on my colors
mgladden2: heh
mgladden2: i thought i was getting it for that price!
Wave_of_Muletilation: sneaky
pickngrinster: mark.... i know you live by yourself and all now, but can you wait till after your turn to do that
Wave_of_Muletilation: who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?
pickngrinster: oxford comma?
Wave_of_Muletilation: vampire weekend
Wave_of_Muletilation: gonna see them on my birthday playing that song right now....really cool music
Wave_of_Muletilation: kinda like paul simon
pickngrinster: oooo... cool
Wave_of_Muletilation: get that record on vinyl
Wave_of_Muletilation: you gonna love it long time
Wave_of_Muletilation: we are not gonna be living in tents
pickngrinster: no, but we may be pitching some
Wave_of_Muletilation: doh!
Round 7 of 12
Wave_of_Muletilation: sadie will never be bitten by a bat lizard
Wave_of_Muletilation: has sebbie found the pinanta stash yet?
pickngrinster: sadie is the pinata stash
mgladden2: shite, i shoulda planted that energy...had time but was trying to do a phone call at the same time
mulemaster: yes
Wave_of_Muletilation: she fulla candy girl
Wave_of_Muletilation: wah!!!!!
mgladden2: ouch
Wave_of_Muletilation: but...i come from wealth and beauty?
mgladden2: jeepers
mgladden2: we have a new leader
mgladden2: nice!
Wave_of_Muletilation: holy crap sar...wher'd you get all that smithy?
Wave_of_Muletilation: i didnt even notice!
mulemaster: ahhh the smithy
Wave_of_Muletilation: the rise to powder??
Round 8 of 12
mulemaster: i have the sadie in my lap
mulemaster: ill never keep it up
mgladden2: can she bring me some good luck and maybe bump your keyboard while you're on your next turn?
Wave_of_Muletilation: i knew it!
Wave_of_Muletilation: you have Sadie power!
pickngrinster: sadies thighs create smithore
Wave_of_Muletilation: she is a gold mine for sure
mulemaster: she is pulling my hair if that makes u feel better
Wave_of_Muletilation: thats how she communicates with the web
Wave_of_Muletilation: transmitting her powers
pickngrinster: mark... your plots are going to chronic fatigue
mgladden2: hah
mgladden2: no doubt
Round 9 of 12
mgladden2: how many rounds? 10 or 12?
mgladden2: oh, 9 of 12
mgladden2: trippy
Wave_of_Muletilation: its all gonna go down right now
Wave_of_Muletilation: ultimate smith gambit
mulemaster: down hill
Wave_of_Muletilation: downtown julie brown
Wave_of_Muletilation: oh thats twice
Wave_of_Muletilation: bendan how did you get the entire second row
Wave_of_Muletilation: thats a fdirst
mgladden2: man,i had loads of energy then it all dried up in one round and my plot produced squat
Wave_of_Muletilation: double gambit..
mulemaster: total cheat
mulemaster: paul stole my smithy
mgladden2: this game became a total smithy deal. real mule wasn't that easy to run up.
Wave_of_Muletilation: brendan stole my smithy
mgladden2: especially twice
Wave_of_Muletilation: was gonna be my first gambit
Wave_of_Muletilation: markos?
mgladden2: thanks
mgladden2: :)
mgladden2: a few weeks of not playing and i'm missing all the strategies1
Wave_of_Muletilation: i think it was...especially if you took it all out of the store...in fact it was easier to create a shortage in the orignal
Wave_of_Muletilation: sorry was typing
mgladden2: it's a guarantee in this version
mgladden2: was never so solid in the other
Round 10 of 12
Wave_of_Muletilation: i think it was, it was easier to let mules go as well....in ths version you have to outfit them before you can realse them
Wave_of_Muletilation: i think we'v eall jukst gotten good at the gambit
mgladden2: all i know is this version is now smithy gambit twice every time
mgladden2: we would have figured that out in the old one if we could have
mulemaster: its all bout the smithy
mgladden2: then again, i'm mostly being a sore loser. :)
Wave_of_Muletilation: but we learned the gambit playing with this othe player..what was his name...like mc3 or something
Wave_of_Muletilation: he taught us how
mgladden2: i bought up smithy all the time, but releasing the mules was new
mulemaster: something like that
Wave_of_Muletilation: poop!
pickngrinster: do not sell... it will go higher!!!!
mgladden2: yay, spoilage!
Wave_of_Muletilation: unload
Wave_of_Muletilation: ok
Wave_of_Muletilation: but if the price drops
mgladden2: price drop!
mgladden2: yay!
mgladden2: :)
Wave_of_Muletilation: i will spank all of you with a wet broom
mulemaster: it will not drop scardey
pickngrinster: oooo... i hope it drops
mgladden2: it never drops in this game
mgladden2: other mule it sometimes shoots down to 20 bucks even when the store is dry
mgladden2: that's a gambit
mulemaster: ahhh food
mgladden2: 128, hmmm
Wave_of_Muletilation: nice
pickngrinster: wave of masturbation
Round 11 of 12
Wave_of_Muletilation: not just yet
Wave_of_Muletilation: cant have a sticky keyboard for the gambit
pickngrinster: it helps with finger grip... less accidental mule releases
Wave_of_Muletilation: eewww!
mgladden2: yay!
mgladden2: or boo
Wave_of_Muletilation: mothertrucker!!!
mgladden2: not sure which
mgladden2: heh
pickngrinster: FUCK!!!!
Wave_of_Muletilation: oh...
Wave_of_Muletilation: my...
Wave_of_Muletilation: god...
mgladden2: heh, why not, i
mgladden2: lose anyways
mgladden2: :)
Wave_of_Muletilation: think about the colony markos!
mgladden2: colony my colon
Wave_of_Muletilation: my socialist thinking
mulemaster: the smithy
mgladden2: i'm pretty sure i just blew a bunch o' money
Wave_of_Muletilation: that was the most badass gambit ever
mgladden2: i wouldn't worry about it
mgladden2: how come your mines continue to use energy but your food plot won't until you have sufficient
Wave_of_Muletilation: mines take more energy than food
Wave_of_Muletilation: but all plots except energy reqire energy?
Wave_of_Muletilation: wah!!!
Round 12 of 12
mgladden2: what is going on here?
mgladden2: :)
Wave_of_Muletilation: what the fuck!
mgladden2: you do realize that was my plot
mgladden2: heh
Wave_of_Muletilation: oh no!!!
mgladden2: :)
Wave_of_Muletilation: i was trying to switch muleS1
Wave_of_Muletilation: thought it was mine!!
mgladden2: welcome to markos' world of confused colors
Wave_of_Muletilation: adjacent plots
Wave_of_Muletilation: que culo!
Wave_of_Muletilation: i was going to defeat the mule master
Wave_of_Muletilation: pero no mas
Wave_of_Muletilation: buttons
mulemaster: i am the mule master..the mule disaster
Wave_of_Muletilation: i am gong to complain to the ships captain
mgladden2: i think i was the master of disaster this game :)
mulemaster: ture
mgladden2: heh
mgladden2: $1
mgladden2: i could buy a chalupa?
Wave_of_Muletilation: 99 cent store
mgladden2: totally
Wave_of_Muletilation: i need a shower cap
mulemaster: we are soo rich
mgladden2: or those vitamins that give you stomach cramps
Wave_of_Muletilation: man those things make me puke
mgladden2: i actually got really sick once on 99 cent store vitamins
mgladden2: hehe
Wave_of_Muletilation: never on an empty stomach
mgladden2: never
mulemaster: probably were not even vitamins
mgladden2: they were little red ones
Wave_of_Muletilation: mini thins
mgladden2: i thought they would help the hangover
mgladden2: probably sent my already bleeding liver into shutdown
mulemaster: oh no..my liver
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mgladden2: ouch
mgladden2: total defeat!
Wave_of_Muletilation: stinky!!
mulemaster: the smithy!!!!!
mgladden2: congrats master!!
Wave_of_Muletilation: we all retire rich!
Wave_of_Muletilation: hail to the theif
Wave_of_Muletilation: >)
mulemaster: i wish i had that much cash
Wave_of_Muletilation: :)
mulemaster: whatever..i'm just awesome...
mgladden2: i think i'll retire "over the hump" in the neighborhood for middle class people
mulemaster: haha
Wave_of_Muletilation: mimosa lane
mgladden2: right?
Wave_of_Muletilation: los nogales man
mgladden2: hehe
Wave_of_Muletilation: ha ha
mulemaster: well..gotta put these kiddos to sleep..
mgladden2: have a good one guys! can't wait to see you over the 4th!!
Wave_of_Muletilation: ok! lets skype sometime ok?
Wave_of_Muletilation: you too markos!
mulemaster: sounds good
Wave_of_Muletilation: besitos and burritos
Wave_of_Muletilation: para todos
mulemaster: see ya
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