Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
Not showing computer player development
C64 joined the game in slot 1
umikami visits
umikami joined the game in slot 2
umikami: hi
C64: hey
LPrez visits
LPrez joined the game in slot 3
dragoncat visits
dragoncat joined the game in slot 4
dragoncat: Hey all!
umikami: that's a high quit ratio
LPrez: hold on guys back in 2 min
dragoncat: I know. Had some troubles yesterday.
C64: See if you can finish one, I really don't want AI!
dragoncat: I have once, actually.
C64: LPrez is good umikami.
C64: He won our last game...
umikami: why does he have 12 abandons?
C64: I don't know, but he's legit.
C64: Sometimes you can rack up abandons trying to serve games.
umikami: it's just boring to play against computer
umikami: computer is better now
C64: I understand. I don't think LPrez will quit.
umikami: but human is more fun
C64: I don't know about better...
Round 1 of 12
LPrez: teh abandons were from one day when the hosting wasnt working and we retried a bunch of times
umikami: you gonna copy each other?
umikami: hehe
dragoncat was disconnected
Computer takes over dragoncat
umikami: game freeze?
LPrez: aw
LPrez: restart?
umikami: just play
LPrez: this turns into a whole diff game
umikami: i warned you guys
LPrez: fuck
LPrez: umi how do you keep getting it
umikami: welcome to my nightmare
umikami: hehe
Round 2 of 12
umikami: wowo
umikami: sucks for me
umikami: :(
LPrez: arg
LPrez: um
LPrez: was i not supposed to be able to see the sprite
Round 3 of 12
umikami: cheating
umikami: hehe
LPrez: so weird
umikami: it's fine though
umikami: he's not smart
LPrez: dick
umikami: hehe
umikami: i play dirty
Round 4 of 12
umikami: land so cheap this game
LPrez: yeah seems liek a bad economy
LPrez: this game
umikami: makes it fun
LPrez: i got my first luxuriuos colony last time
LPrez: fuck
umikami: computer played that one good
LPrez: yeah i was about to say they dont play liek they used to
Round 5 of 12
umikami: that always hurts
umikami: wow he's mean
LPrez: lol
Round 6 of 12
umikami: you need a package
LPrez: ...
umikami: lucky!
LPrez: i dont knwo what to thinka bout that
LPrez: that changes my whole industry
umikami: wow computer owning hard
LPrez: seriously
C64: what a waste of my time...sheesh
LPrez: lol
umikami: what happened to you?
LPrez: its that food slump
umikami: computer doesn't let me buy
umikami: hehe
Round 7 of 12
LPrez: looks liek im a crystite man now
C64: No food game is f**ked
umikami: there isn't food in the mountain
umikami: risky strat
C64: winning that auction killed my game. I had no money for mule...
umikami: which auction?
C64: I won an auction in round 3 and by the time I found the wumpus, I didn't have time to plant the food mule. Game over.
umikami: computer might win?
umikami: is it possible?
C64: Who is the computer?
C64: I've seen the computer win.
umikami: he's making a kiling on ore
C64: Since the AI upgrade.
LPrez: ill try to take the ore down next turn
C64: Who is on the computer?
LPrez: dont sell him food
LPrez: dragon
C64: whatever...
Round 8 of 12
LPrez: wow
LPrez: 450
C64: Worst game ever. I've never been locked out of the entire game.
LPrez: ohs hit
LPrez: why didnt you buy food from the ai
umikami: computer is looking strong
umikami: he has huge cash lead
umikami: food for sale
LPrez: c64 where are oyu on this
Round 9 of 12
C64: If I pay too much for food I can't buy the mule. So what's the point?
C64: I mean, seriously, its round 9. I'm done.
C64: If I hadn't own that auction, I'd have won this game.
umikami: what auction?
umikami: i don't remember
C64: $150, no one else even bid.
umikami: but at 150
umikami: you had to buy right?
C64: I'm just pissed, ignore me. :-)
C64: Alls fair in love and mule.
C64: This is just crazy. I've never had an entire game flush down the toilet like this.
LPrez: ohs hit
C64: I didn't expect to win the auction. When I did, my entire game was screwed. That one thing.
LPrez: lol
LPrez: there ya go
C64: Wow, I can plant food now. Yippee...
LPrez: lol
LPrez: WTF
LPrez: how did oyu get that
LPrez: WTF HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING IT
umikami: i told you
umikami: i play dirty
LPrez: EXPLAIN THAT NOW
Round 10 of 12
umikami: hehe
umikami: i'm fast on the trigger
LPrez: WHAT TRIGGER I WAS THERE FIRST EVERY TIME
umikami: do i sense anger?
umikami: fear anger...
umikami: can only lead to the dark side
LPrez: GAY
umikami: wow orange has all the mountains
umikami: i just noticed
LPrez: yeah he had them going in i was sure he woudl win
umikami: but still has food problems
umikami: so you respect my power now?
umikami: ?
LPrez: gay.
C64: Since when don't I get a stupid package from the homeworld??? WTF??????
LPrez: lol
C64: I was last the whole game and got NOTHING. NADA. ZILCH.
C64: When I get back to my home planet, I am killing everybody.
umikami: yeah you deserve a package
C64: I had $3. I'm in last place. AND NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
LPrez: go buy food man
C64: What happened to my food plot?????????????????????? F***********K!!
LPrez: lool
umikami: hehe
C64: No really.
C64: Bugs? What happened?
LPrez: sure, feed the cpu
C64: Did I put energy there????
umikami: he and i are buddies
umikami: hehe
C64: I might set an alltime low score.
Round 11 of 12
C64: See food plot. WHERE IS THE FOOD? I have energy.
umikami: my home world is good
C64: I hope my home world dies like Krypton.
C64: A-holes send me to this stinkin' planet, no food, no nothing.
C64: I probably went from 30,000+ to this in one STUPID move. AUGH!
umikami: see they still love you
C64: F you. TOo late loers.... i kill you all...
LPrez: haha second last turn
C64: Oh for the love of god...........is this game fixed?????? Who's server is this?
LPrez: im going all out on crystite
LPrez: oh shit
LPrez: i thought that was crystite
LPrez: omfg
LPrez: lmao
LPrez: retard
C64: Let you all know the colony's future will be long, hard, and totally miserable!!! You all deserve to live in colony HELL!
umikami: i had a fun game
C64: Sadist
umikami: that first round
umikami: the look on your faces
LPrez: im a little bit drunk
umikami: priceless
umikami: hehe
C64: Really, this is my fworst game ever EVER ***EVER***. Including every c64 game and planet mule game I ever played ever anywhere anytime ever. Even worse than games I passed out drunk in the middle of.....(which I have)
Round 12 of 12
umikami: you can only blame yourself
C64: No, I blame you.
umikami: why couldn't you feed yourself?
LPrez: wow 800
LPrez: what a handout
C64: I got 800?
LPrez: yeah
C64: For what?
LPrez: cant remember
LPrez: home planet
C64: Hard to pay attention while banging my head against the wall.....
LPrez: heh
C64: I don't disconnect, period.
umikami: me neither
C64: But boy if there ever was a time....lol
LPrez: i produced so much msithore
umikami: but then you would always wonder
C64: (Of course I'm the server so not much option there...)
umikami: who won
C64: I did.
LPrez: WOOO
C64: Your victory will be long forgotten, but my defeat is legendary.
umikami: depends on price of crystite
C64: I don't think I broke $10,000.
LPrez: ooohshit
umikami: cool good price
LPrez: omfg
C64: I had good crystite plots too (although I long forgot where they were)
LPrez: pwned
C64: I got $5 on umikami
C64: LPrez, no need to sell round 12.
LPrez: i jsut like the beeping
C64: waste of time, you'll get value for store price.
LPrez: im aware it does nothing
C64: Oh, ok.
umikami: i played very dirty...
umikami: but it works
umikami: hehe
LPrez: im pavlovs dog
C64: May your underwear itch.
C64: If I break $10k, I'm calling in the strippers.
LPrez: where are you guys located
LPrez: north america
C64: California
umikami: seoul
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
LPrez: really?
Score saved
LPrez: canada
umikami: yeah i win!
LPrez: gg
umikami: it wasn't that close actually
C64: gg???????????????????
C64: Worst colony EVER. 80k
LPrez: hey man the federation is pleased
umikami: play again?
C64: We broke that 79k barrier.
LPrez: thats still better than most ive done
umikami left the game