Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
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papaledoupe visits
Markoronio visits
mugwash joined the game in slot 1
Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>
Markoronio joined the game in slot 3
papaledoupe joined the game in slot 4
mugwash: woooo
Markoronio: :-D
mugwash: shall we see if Tom wants to play?
mugwash: =p
papaledoupe: I can definately remember how to play
Markoronio: affirmative
mugwash: me too ;)
Markoronio: lol
papaledoupe: and I dont want to lose horribly
papaledoupe: Or get the prices pushed up
Markoronio: haha
Markoronio: shall we just go then?
mugwash: yeah
papaledoupe: I'm a yes, but I'm easy
Markoronio: TWSS?
mugwash: I missed this so much
papaledoupe: I didnt ^^
Round 1 of 12
mugwash: I don't remembe rhow to play at all
Markoronio: haha
Markoronio: aw but it's so awesome matt
Markoronio: so what DO you remember..?
papaledoupe: Speedy.
mugwash: SHIT
papaledoupe: XD
Markoronio: iiiinteresting
mugwash: balls
papaledoupe: ....okay :)
Markoronio: DO STUFF!
Markoronio: that's my advice
papaledoupe: Land grant better not take that long every time..
papaledoupe: Yaaay my desk smells of spilt beer :D
Markoronio: XD
mugwash: :)
papaledoupe: it was dark so I underestimated how much I spilt
papaledoupe: Greatly
mugwash: lol
Markoronio: >_>
papaledoupe: ....
Markoronio: i'm going colourblind
papaledoupe: a little :)
Markoronio: that's the only explanation i can think of
mugwash: uh oh
papaledoupe: Slowest
papaledoupe: Game
papaledoupe: Ever
Markoronio: stupid internets
mugwash: lol
papaledoupe: My ping is over 2000 :D
mugwash: this is blisteringly fast compared to defxon
Markoronio: who needs to eat anyway?
papaledoupe: People
Markoronio: MINE, AAAAL MIIIIINE!
Markoronio: +L
papaledoupe: Hey my ping's a frisky 300 now
mugwash: lol
Markoronio: hey, just because i'm unbelievably incompetent doesn't mean I should be losi-... oh...
Round 2 of 12
mugwash: I have a 12ms ping
papaledoupe: Fucking get you. :P
Markoronio: oi, purplehead, we don't like your kind round here
papaledoupe: Mines 100-150 atm actually
Markoronio: successful people
mugwash: FUCK YOU BILL
papaledoupe: ahaha
papaledoupe: hehehe
Markoronio: oh god it's like another tom...
papaledoupe: Half of 2 is one :)
Markoronio: arbitrary losing :-D
Markoronio: okay mark, just remember - purple =/= green
papaledoupe: oh right so according to the Mule developers, losing 'half your food' when you have 2 foods leaves you with none
Markoronio: XD
mugwash: haha
mugwash: wtf
papaledoupe: I've been getting maths wrong all this time!
papaledoupe: This is terrible!
Markoronio: good thing MULE was there to save you before you made the mistake of taking exams without proper guidance
mugwash: hehe
papaledoupe: ;)
mugwash: lucky thing you played it now and not after your exams
mugwash: hey that's me!@
papaledoupe: Oh yeah power thats that thing you need
Round 3 of 12
mugwash: YES
papaledoupe: hehe
papaledoupe: BILL YOU FUCK
mugwash: I nearly broke my space bar but it was worth it
Markoronio: haha
Markoronio: fuck you tom
papaledoupe: Haha any tim- waaait..
Markoronio: he's poor :-)
papaledoupe: ...
papaledoupe: oh I see
mugwash: lol
mugwash: I win
papaledoupe: Do you get adjacency bonuses for different plant types?
mugwash: yeah
mugwash: for "like" plant types
mugwash: up to 3
papaledoupe: ok
papaledoupe: Bill is such an idiot
papaledoupe: Pushing down value by selling then was stupid
Markoronio: Yay I got a whole 18$ more
papaledoupe: >_>
Markoronio: heeeere billy billy biiill
mugwash: hehe
Markoronio: >=(
Round 4 of 12
Markoronio: wait why am I suddenlt winning?
papaledoupe: Mugwash - You're doing badly and are worthy of arbitrary pity :D
Markoronio: XD
Markoronio: space-bar breaking here we come
papaledoupe: how you got four is beyond me..
Markoronio: because i'm awesome ;-)
papaledoupe: you mean arbitrarily successful? ;)
papaledoupe: ...what
Markoronio: don't be silly :-b
Round 5 of 12
mugwash: OH YEAH
papaledoupe: FUCK
Markoronio: D:
papaledoupe: I dont fucking want that plot ;-;
mugwash: lol
mugwash: lol
Markoronio: ;_;
papaledoupe: XD
mugwash: feckin inlaws
Markoronio: can't take thos gypsies anywhere
Markoronio: *those
mugwash: nope
papaledoupe: My keyboard is leaking beer :)
mugwash: haha
Markoronio: Why is there beer everywhere?
mugwash: I want one :(
Markoronio: is it bleeding?
Markoronio: so that's what microsoft leyboards run on...
mugwash: can't take a mule oout naked
Markoronio: i always thought it was agony
mugwash: lol
Markoronio: damn you orange man!
Markoronio: or orange misshapen blob
papaledoupe is not responding to continue
Users who are not responding must be kicked to continue the game
Markoronio: D:
mugwash: oh dear
mugwash: Owh Its like it doesnt like you having a ping of over 3000// *..
mugwash: Go on without me! *Choke*
Computer takes over papaledoupe
papaledoupe was kicked
Markoronio: :-(
mugwash: it's not so fun 2 player
Markoronio: =(
Markoronio: uh... *does exciting dance*
Markoronio: better?
mugwash: no
Markoronio: you're a tough crowd
mugwash: there aren't enough firey explosions in this game
Markoronio: haha
Markoronio: i like selling food at extortionate prices :-)
Round 6 of 12
Markoronio: D:
Markoronio: Losing again somehow
mugwash: how does that work?
Markoronio: hmm?
mugwash: acid rain improves crops but decreases energy
Markoronio: with erroneous science?
Markoronio: wow those prices are awful
mugwash: mm
mugwash: uh oh
Round 7 of 12
mugwash: hehe
mugwash: silly matt replacement
Markoronio: i wanted that land though =(
Markoronio: but not more than I wanted roughly half my money
mugwash: lol
Markoronio: yay money for stupid people :-D
mugwash: lol
mugwash: hehe
Markoronio: dammit, i wanted to sell to moronhead
mugwash: lol
Markoronio: bastard
Round 8 of 12
Markoronio: well played sir
mugwash: lol
Markoronio: i almost never notice where that wambus is
mugwash: hehe
Markoronio: $50 isn't real money
mugwash: lol
Round 9 of 12
Markoronio: whaaat?
Markoronio: i bidded...
mugwash: =/
mugwash: stupid narrow doorways
mugwash: can you walk diagonnaly?
mugwash: or is that an orange blob only thing?
Markoronio: thiink i can
Markoronio: lalalala hoooarding
Markoronio: can't believe he didn't want some tasty nutritious crystite
mugwash: lol
Round 10 of 12
Markoronio: i'll get ye yet blobhead
Markoronio: what the hell?
Markoronio: $384 is more than $380...
Markoronio: stupid auction
mugwash: who's idea was it to teach computers maths anyway?
Markoronio: apparently nobodies
mugwash: hehe
mugwash: heh
mugwash: that's lots =D
Markoronio: now that's true maths ;-)
mugwash: yuhuuuh
mugwash: I learned good
Markoronio: hehe
Round 11 of 12
Markoronio: i forgot to think about what i was doing :-D
mugwash: lol
mugwash: so you did nothing?
Markoronio: i went to the pub
Markoronio: i couldn't think of anything else worth doing
mugwash: indecision is the worst thing in this game
mugwash: woo
Markoronio: mm tasty extortion
mugwash: lol
Round 12 of 12
mugwash: what's the point in the final auction?
Markoronio: no idea
mugwash: your ranking is based on your overal value
Game Over
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Score saved
Markoronio: D:
Markoronio: what happened and why? XD
mugwash: wow =D