Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
Added computer player <D.A.N.>
Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>
Clintone joined the game in slot 3
<B.I.L.L.> was kicked
<D.A.N.> was kicked
phylor visits
phylor joined the game in slot 1
phylor: hi
Clintone: hey
Clintone: color?
umikami visits
umikami: can i chat???
umikami: i don't ge to talk to americans much
umikami: only see them on tv
umikami: hehe
Clintone: sure umi
umikami: phylor was telling me he doesn't like health care
umikami: you too clintone?
umikami left the game
umikami visits
umikami: tell me
Clintone: ok no interruptions
Clintone: ready?
umikami: ok
phylor: humm
umikami: he must be typing
Clintone: what i think is the major philosophical differences in play here is that of the christian right and the secular movement that is the rest of the world
MuleyMan visits
MuleyMan joined the game in slot 2
MuleyMan: hi all
umikami: we are listening to clintone
phylor: is an old addage... if you have $ you will make $$
Clintone: christians who founded this country believed that they were reliant on a God that was not of this world and could provide for them in situations of need
Clintone: not on other people and governments
Clintone: so that idea is prevalent still
Clintone: but shrinking
MuleyMan: Amen!
umikami: so you think only hard work gets you money?
Clintone: i don't want to rely on corruptable people for the things i need most in life
Clintone: not what i said
phylor: hard work gets you nothing
Clintone: i did say that life is not fair
phylor: work smart
umikami: you said you believe that one should take care of oneself
umikami: and you think the country was founded on such a belief
umikami: correct?
Clintone: absolutely
umikami: so the richest people
Clintone: but their saftey net was in God's hands
umikami: work hard?
umikami: and take care of themselves?
MuleyMan: anyone for some MULE?
Clintone: don't know if umi wants to play
MuleyMan: i came back!
umikami: i'm just chatting
phylor: lets play
umikami: don't get to talk to americans
umikami: hehe
Clintone: umi
umikami: just what i see on tv
Clintone: do you skype at all?
phylor: umi... ill give you my ph # if you wanna chat
phylor: 4 real
umikami: i told you before
umikami: i went to brown university
Clintone: i know
umikami: and the university of pennyslvania
Clintone: do you skype?
Clintone: we can actually talk then
umikami: donald trump and his daughter both went to penn
Clintone: get ideas across quicker
umikami: jfk's son went to brown
M.U.L.E. visits
M.U.L.E. joined the game in slot 4
Clintone: umi
umikami: you guys can play mule
M.U.L.E.: brb
MuleyMan: gla!
Clintone: give me your skype sn
umikami: no need
umikami: just curious
phylor: skype??
MuleyMan: stay and watch and chat with us umi
Clintone: you don't want to hear my arguments
umikami: the only times i talk to regular americans
umikami: is on the airplane
umikami: sometimes i meet people from atlanta
phylor: hahah
umikami: the white business man
Clintone: ok umi
Clintone: last chance
umikami: i understand your argument
umikami: it's nothing new
Clintone: new does not equal better
umikami: just always surprised to hear people actually believe it
umikami: i'll just make one simple point
Clintone: ok
umikami: glenn beck and other people like that
phylor: I beleve in work
Clintone: here it comes
umikami: always like to say that the usa was founded by christians
umikami: and christian people
Clintone: ok
umikami: but if you look at american history
umikami: the majority of people were not christian
umikami: it's not a secret
MuleyMan: ready ?
phylor: that is true
Clintone: ok umi
Clintone: times up
MuleyMan: game takes 90 min as it is
umikami: yep have fun
umikami left the game
Clintone: i wonder if he knows that public education was originally built for teaching children the bible
Clintone: and if he's ever seen the old monuments in DC with all the bible verses on them
Clintone: they only quit doing that recently
phylor: i dont think so
Clintone: check out FDR's monument
Clintone: nothing from the bible at all
Clintone: but he was always quoting scripture
MuleyMan: mule?
Clintone: did prayers during fireside chats
M.U.L.E.: back
phylor: hummm
Clintone: ok fellas time for some mule
phylor: yes yes
Round 1 of 12
phylor: can u mine in the river bed?
Clintone: no
Clintone: neither cris nor smith
phylor: then why ck for crys
Clintone: trying to tell where the highs are
phylor: ok
Clintone: yeah that happens
Round 2 of 12
Round 3 of 12
phylor: b double e run
Clintone: freakin hard
Round 4 of 12
Clintone: go
Clintone: mule
Round 5 of 12
phylor: Ping???? 70 here
Clintone: woops
phylor: \-/ \-/ \-/ \-/ shots all around
MuleyMan: 90
Clintone: i don't mean to be a party pooper
Clintone: \/
Clintone: but
Clintone: hey can you pour me another
Clintone: that'll do
phylor: \-/
Clintone: thanks
Clintone: \ /
phylor: any time
Clintone: but why are we drinking
Clintone: ?
phylor: why not
Clintone: (another round over here)
MuleyMan: a shot of yagar works for me
phylor: \-/\-/\-/\-/
Clintone: you gotta spell it right in here
Clintone: \ /
phylor: i thought i drank
phylor: your turn to pour
Clintone: ok
phylor: make mine a double
Clintone: you got it
MuleyMan: brb
Clintone: \--/\-/\-/\-/
Clintone: \/
Clintone: aww
Clintone: couldn't line it up
phylor: [_D
Clintone: \--/
phylor: ty
Clintone: \ /
Clintone: that's tough
M.U.L.E.: ?
Clintone: \--/
Clintone: \ /
phylor: \/
Clintone: the spaces aren't working
Clintone: hahaha
Clintone: maybe use little salts next time
Clintone: ..
Round 6 of 12
phylor: salt?? hum
phylor: !_!
phylor: na
phylor: ooo need a shot??
MuleyMan: i hooked up a joystick and it helps me alot!
phylor: oh ya
MuleyMan: i poured a double shot since someone suggested it!
MuleyMan: toast!
MuleyMan: Here's to Planet MULE!
MuleyMan: booooshakalakaklalajadsads
phylor: yea ya
MuleyMan: cough medicine for adults
phylor: \/
Clintone: muley you aren't watching G4 are you
MuleyMan: lol
Clintone: they just said boomshakalaka
MuleyMan: not at the moment
Clintone: right when you put that on
Clintone: what timing
MuleyMan: on the net or tv?
Clintone: tv
MuleyMan: yall check out justin.tv yet?
Clintone: nope
MuleyMan: online streaming
Clintone: yall watch bill o'reilly?
MuleyMan: will lose yourself there if not careful
MuleyMan: try not to
phylor: sometimes
Clintone: good
Clintone: i'm starting to get over him too though
Clintone: i went from hannity & colmes
Clintone: to beck
Clintone: for a couple months
Clintone: and then o'reilly
MuleyMan: i stick with jon stewart!
MuleyMan: beck scares the shit outta me
Clintone: now i'm just feeling done with tv news
Clintone: he's a little out there
Clintone: and has trouble with dissent
Clintone: yeah
Clintone: i quit watching beck because he made me really angry with everything
MuleyMan: lol
Clintone: i'm not gonna change anybody's mind by being angry
Round 7 of 12
MuleyMan: i got off cheep! lol
Clintone: yeah
Clintone: i wanted that one
Clintone: that's why
Clintone: i was playing the game
Clintone: not just raising the price
phylor: \/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/
phylor: \--/ 4 me
MuleyMan: with the high priced of land and mules, we will suck as a colony
phylor: yo ho and a bottle of rum
Clintone: \ /\ /
Clintone: scottle up another bottle of watch
MuleyMan: good job!
phylor: cane sugar makes good rum
Clintone: ty phylor
MuleyMan: 1 more
phylor: get last 5
phylor: oh well
MuleyMan: leave an odd number and the price stays lower than even
Clintone: not true in this version
phylor: who wants some snake rum??
Clintone: no
Clintone: cap'n for me
phylor: \-/
Clintone: \/
Clintone: i think this is gonna start affecting me soon
phylor: [_]
Clintone: that's like 7 shots
Round 8 of 12
phylor: that all
MuleyMan: time for a chaser
Clintone: i went to a good high school
Clintone: they taught us how to drink shots pretty well
phylor: dont know how to do a chaser
phylor: I can chase her but...
phylor: not her butt
Clintone: lemme try this
Clintone: .o.
Clintone: ./\
Clintone: .! !
Clintone: .!-!
phylor: <_>
MuleyMan: food
Clintone: haha
phylor: (_)
phylor: lets just quit our jobs and open a bar/food court
Clintone: that might take some capital
phylor: gov. loans
Clintone: aw man
Clintone: you're talking to a former beck watcher here
phylor: back washer??
phylor: jk
phylor: who has a knife collection??
Round 9 of 12
phylor: wow big money
Clintone: yeah
Clintone: i'm hoping that will work against him
Clintone: i don't think he'll profit enough to justify that big of a price
MuleyMan: oh, it gave u the game
Clintone: ouch
phylor: awww
Clintone: indecision got y9ou
MuleyMan: joystick malfunction! lol
Clintone: ouch
Clintone: well
Clintone: live and die by the sword(joystick)
MuleyMan: i assigned the arrows to the stick and not the pad
phylor: Nice quote
Clintone: i try sometimes
Clintone: thank you
phylor: Have a shot... \_/
MuleyMan: sell slow
Clintone: that shot is empty
phylor: oops \-/
Clintone: you just giving me an Ohio souvenier over there?
Clintone: you know the only thing worth anything in Ohio is Lebron James
Clintone: and maybe
Clintone: just maybe
phylor: who
Clintone: ocho cinco
MuleyMan: i am frum WV so dont blame me!
phylor: im Rick James BITCH
phylor: not really
MuleyMan: lol
phylor: CRAP
phylor: yes crap as in poo
Round 10 of 12
MuleyMan: can u lost a plot?
M.U.L.E.: ?
M.U.L.E.: ?
MuleyMan: i seen where it will give a free plot and it is supposed to take 1 away also
M.U.L.E.: ?
Clintone: yes
Clintone: everything ok?
M.U.L.E. is not responding to continue
Users who are not responding must be kicked to continue the game
Clintone: dammit
phylor: NOOOOOO
Clintone: it's late in the game i'm gonna wait for him
MuleyMan: can we wait for a return?
Clintone: yeah
MuleyMan: good
MuleyMan: i was wonderin earlier
phylor: mule... throws out a rope
Clintone: he has a history of this
Clintone: kind of a not great connection
MuleyMan: dsl?
Clintone: don't know
phylor: im on cable
Clintone: i mean for him
Clintone: man
Clintone: he was doing well too
MuleyMan: there was a great online game called Silent Death Online i loved
MuleyMan: they did a remake called Zero Vector but noone plays
phylor: ill look it up
MuleyMan: wiki SDO
MuleyMan: spelled out
MuleyMan: or youtube it
Clintone: ok
Clintone: i gotta kick him
MuleyMan: 2d space shootemup
MuleyMan: kk
Computer takes over M.U.L.E.
M.U.L.E. was kicked
phylor: youtube is full of.. well dont get mad.... assholes
Clintone: love the diagonal runs
phylor: as fast as it gets
MuleyMan: darn
MuleyMan: i love the horse whinny when it gets outfotted
Clintone: i love when the mule blinks
Clintone: it cracks me up
Clintone: you need energy
Clintone: phylore
phylor: ???
Clintone: (minus the e )
phylor: i got juise
phylor: want a shot????
Clintone: you sold some last auction
phylor: \-/
Clintone: umm
Clintone: i think i'm gonna be sick after this one
Clintone: \/
Clintone: i too busy puking to buy that smith
phylor: DRINK
MuleyMan: if u have more than 50 of smithore or crystite, it spoils
phylor: it is good 4 u
Clintone: still pirates out there muley
phylor: I have 31
MuleyMan: gotta take a chance
phylor: live by the sword .... die by the dollar
Clintone: you need energy bad phylor
phylor: e
Clintone: ha
MuleyMan: no, need a long shot!
phylor: yes
MuleyMan: 3 over on energy is perfect
phylor: no i need a beer
MuleyMan: 1/4 of energy spoils so you wont lose any!
Round 11 of 12
phylor: yes I have been taking shots and I AM BUZZED gentelmen
phylor: lolzzzz
phylor: 1 for u 1 for me 1 for u 2 for me
MuleyMan: so how does booting affect mules score?
Clintone: he gets an abandon
MuleyMan: that is all tracked on the website?
Clintone: button up folks
Clintone: yeah
Clintone: space guys
MuleyMan: i went crystite crazy! lol
Clintone: hit the space
phylor: I have never left a game but lost conn 3 xs
MuleyMan: my son can hear the pirates coming!
phylor: for no reason
MuleyMan: and fires in the store too
Clintone: c'mon muley
MuleyMan: on the atari the sound changes slightly
MuleyMan: he can hear them still
MuleyMan: my hearing not good enuf anymore
phylor: shat
phylor: 1 to many
MuleyMan: arg
Clintone: lost on that one
phylor: twat did u say
phylor: I cunt hear u
Clintone: gross
phylor: srry
MuleyMan: i read where it would let you put a smithore in the river
Clintone: ooooo
Clintone: not in this version
phylor: shat always last
Round 12 of 12
phylor: oh well better to have played than not to have played at all
Clintone: i'll give you one pointer here muley
MuleyMan: k
Clintone: never get more than one river plot
Clintone: i've even sold river plots before
phylor: why??
Clintone: you need to be able to mine towards the end
MuleyMan: river can do an energy pretty well
Clintone: you handcuff yourself with river plots
phylor: every1 needs food tho
Clintone: button guys
Clintone: darn
Clintone: that's one smart puter
phylor: yeaaaa 47
Clintone: stay down for cris
MuleyMan: o well
Clintone: dammit phylor
Clintone: you owe me a shot
MuleyMan: thats 2700 i coulda gained right there
Clintone: also the hold when it was 100
MuleyMan: had to go for the long shot
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
MuleyMan: only chance being down 2800
Clintone: ok boys
Clintone: gg