Training Mode - 9 Rounds
IcarusPlus visits
Added computer player <A.L.A.N.>
IcarusPlus joined the game in slot 2
Added computer player <D.A.N.>
Xymostech joined the game in slot 4
IcarusPlus: Okay
Xymostech: we ready?
IcarusPlus: :D
Xymostech: awww
IcarusPlus: Gonna get the upper right mountains
Xymostech: okay
Round 1 of 9
Xymostech: yay
IcarusPlus: MIEN
Xymostech: *angry face*
IcarusPlus: Okay time for me to teach you the greatest secrets
Xymostech: HOrange took my spot again
Xymostech: okay?
IcarusPlus: Okay
IcarusPlus: There's this thing called EOS bonuses and LCT bonuses
IcarusPlus: Meant to mimic real world economy
IcarusPlus: Master this and you will be invincible
Xymostech: what do they do?
IcarusPlus: EOS is Economics Of Scale
IcarusPlus: Basically it's easier to mass-produce things rather than make them individually
IcarusPlus: So the way this fits with the game:
IcarusPlus: Every adjacent plot of the same type gets a +1 bonus
IcarusPlus: So that means if you make four in a star...
IcarusPlus: or plus shape you know
IcarusPlus: Each of the outsiders get +1
IcarusPlus: And the inner one gets +4
IcarusPlus: PER TURN
IcarusPlus: That's how I made 70 energy a turn
Xymostech: oh man?
Xymostech: should I jack the price?
Xymostech: oh right
IcarusPlus: And so
IcarusPlus: Here's LCT
Xymostech: which stands for?
IcarusPlus: LCT stands for Learning Curve Theory
IcarusPlus: Meaning the more of one thing you make... the better you are.
IcarusPlus: For every 3 plots of the same type, ALL of them get +1
Xymostech: we should both make food
IcarusPlus: This stack with the EOS
Xymostech: oh god
Xymostech: no
Xymostech: you get food
IcarusPlus: Okay
Xymostech: I'll do energy...?
IcarusPlus: Yeah :d
IcarusPlus: I'll sell to you
Xymostech: he is a silly goose
IcarusPlus: FECK
Round 2 of 9
IcarusPlus: So to mass produce energy
Xymostech: make pluses?
IcarusPlus: Take the biggest empty are
IcarusPlus: *area
IcarusPlus: AND FILL IT
IcarusPlus: >:D
IcarusPlus: Run the price?
IcarusPlus: WHY DID I BUY THAT
Xymostech: :P get food?
Xymostech: WHATCHU DOIN?
Xymostech: Oh I seee
Xymostech: That's sad face
Xymostech: serious sad face
IcarusPlus: Build food temporarily
IcarusPlus: Next turn exchange it for power
Xymostech: you betcha
IcarusPlus: You lose no money by excanging
IcarusPlus: Below you
Xymostech: I see what you did there
IcarusPlus: xD
IcarusPlus: So hey eric
IcarusPlus: :DDDD
IcarusPlus: YAY
Xymostech: HAHAHAHA
IcarusPlus: +4 food!
Xymostech: Niice
Xymostech: And the other power guy got fail
IcarusPlus: Acid rain gives +1/-1 to whole map, and +4/-2 to the row it's in
Xymostech: yeah what?
Xymostech: ah
Xymostech: want me to jack up price?
IcarusPlus: Nah
IcarusPlus: I meant to hit buy
IcarusPlus: :(
IcarusPlus: So it would skip
Xymostech: SKIP'D
IcarusPlus: Oh wait we should have jacked it up
IcarusPlus: So it'd be expensive
IcarusPlus: Sell!
IcarusPlus: Food spoils
IcarusPlus: You want 1-3 food stocked
Xymostech: I know
IcarusPlus: Same with energy usually
Xymostech: Oh man
IcarusPlus: Unless there's a crash
Xymostech: This is going to be funny
Xymostech: hahahaha
Xymostech: he didn't produce
IcarusPlus: HAHAHA
IcarusPlus: NONE FOR YOU
Xymostech: and they have to buy
Xymostech: Nah nah
Xymostech: stupid store
IcarusPlus: :(
Xymostech: having energy
IcarusPlus: Yeah
Xymostech: okay
IcarusPlus: I love store fires so much
Xymostech: Oh crap
IcarusPlus: I'm 1st?! :O
IcarusPlus: But I'm failing xD
Round 3 of 9
Xymostech: curse youuu
Xymostech: good thing you only have 1?
IcarusPlus: At least that happened before I built more
Xymostech: oh man you have no money?
Xymostech: yay
IcarusPlus: Hey during auction
IcarusPlus: Can you buy some $200 ore? :)
IcarusPlus: Just one chunk?
IcarusPlus: :D
IcarusPlus: I can pay you back I sweaaar
IcarusPlus: Don't talk during your round - I understand :D
Xymostech: whew
IcarusPlus: :)
IcarusPlus: Last moment FTW
Xymostech: juuuust made it
Xymostech: nuueee
Xymostech: silly you making power
Xymostech: WHAATT
IcarusPlus: $100 is nothing xD
IcarusPlus: WHAT NO
IcarusPlus: DUDE NOT COOL
IcarusPlus: Anyway we'll be owning him soon
Xymostech: But he won the tap dancing contest :(
IcarusPlus: :DDDD
Xymostech: Oh god
IcarusPlus: You win
IcarusPlus: xD
Xymostech: JESUS CHRISTO
Xymostech: Yeah
Xymostech: I got this
IcarusPlus: Thanks :D
IcarusPlus: =is in debt=
IcarusPlus: :D
IcarusPlus: Now you got some oaaaars
Xymostech: *an* ore
IcarusPlus: You can row boats with your oar.
Xymostech: Skip'd
Xymostech: crap
IcarusPlus: BLUE WARRIOR NEED FOOD BADLY
IcarusPlus: HOOKERS
Xymostech: hahaha
IcarusPlus: We got owned on that one
Xymostech: okay
Xymostech: wait for ittt
IcarusPlus: :3
IcarusPlus: EXTENDOOOOOO
Xymostech: (penis)
IcarusPlus: -3 shortage
IcarusPlus: xDDD
Xymostech: buy
Xymostech: dangit
IcarusPlus: WHY AM I FIRST?
IcarusPlus: I AM LITERALLY FAILING HARDCORE
Xymostech: it's cause you have 18 ore, which is worth sooooooo much
IcarusPlus: xD
Xymostech: we have 5 mules left
IcarusPlus: >:D
Xymostech: *5*
IcarusPlus: We're gonna own
Xymostech: okay
IcarusPlus: Oh by the way
Xymostech: ?
IcarusPlus: I figured out how much items are worth toward your net
Xymostech: twice that in the store?
IcarusPlus: They're worth however much you'd get if you sold it all
IcarusPlus: So nope
Xymostech: oh
IcarusPlus: I was wrong about being more valuable
Xymostech: okay
IcarusPlus: :4
Xymostech: whatever
Xymostech: ready?
Round 4 of 9
IcarusPlus: EOS BITCHES
IcarusPlus: >:D
Xymostech: I got this
IcarusPlus: :D
Xymostech: <3
Xymostech: uh oh
Xymostech: how much are mules...
IcarusPlus: Uh oh
IcarusPlus: I'm going to cash in my ore soon
IcarusPlus: O_O
IcarusPlus: AAAAA
IcarusPlus: Gonna cash in my ore this round
Xymostech: HOLY FRIHOLES
IcarusPlus: it's 210 each
Xymostech: Yeah
Xymostech: thanks to me
IcarusPlus: :D
Xymostech: buying one at 210
IcarusPlus: Thanks to you!
IcarusPlus: :D
IcarusPlus: Yep!
IcarusPlus: :)
Xymostech: I hate myself
IcarusPlus: :( Sowwie
IcarusPlus: NOOO
IcarusPlus: THAT'S MY THING
Xymostech: but they're wasting money?
IcarusPlus: $200 wumpus
IcarusPlus: :D
IcarusPlus: O_O HATE
IcarusPlus: HATE
Xymostech: WHHAHAOIDFJPSIDJOSPIFJP
IcarusPlus: Didn't catch that
IcarusPlus: :S
IcarusPlus: Far right
IcarusPlus: FAR RIGHT
IcarusPlus: :D
IcarusPlus: Aww it teleported
Xymostech: :(:(:(
Xymostech: WAMPUS IS EEEVIL
Xymostech: Oh my god
IcarusPlus: .....$0 xD
Xymostech: That sucks
Xymostech: I don't like AIs
Xymostech: niiice
IcarusPlus: Okay get ready for...
IcarusPlus: O_O
IcarusPlus: HATE
Xymostech: My god
IcarusPlus: The game really hates me
IcarusPlus: Also: WHY THE HELL AM I STILL FIRST
IcarusPlus: Oh this is why
IcarusPlus: >:D
Xymostech: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
IcarusPlus: Eric sell!
IcarusPlus: SELL YOUR ORE
IcarusPlus: :D
IcarusPlus: Your 1 ore!
IcarusPlus: :D
IcarusPlus: There loan payed back
Xymostech: You should buy my energy for exorbant prices so it jacks the price up
IcarusPlus: OKAY!
IcarusPlus: :D
IcarusPlus: Get ready :D
Xymostech: uh oh
Xymostech: spoilage :(
Xymostech: e-penis, away!
IcarusPlus: Oh we can't do pricejacking
IcarusPlus: xD
Xymostech: wait
IcarusPlus: Store has some
Xymostech: I'll buy out all the energy
Xymostech: dang
Xymostech: you do that
Xymostech: jack it!
IcarusPlus: :D
IcarusPlus: OKAY
IcarusPlus: STILL FIRST AAAA
IcarusPlus: >:(
IcarusPlus: HATE
Xymostech: lulz assets
IcarusPlus: xD
Round 5 of 9
IcarusPlus: Time for EAGLE SWOOP
Xymostech: nice
IcarusPlus: >:D
Xymostech: I have barely enough for another power?
Xymostech: Unless I already went...
Xymostech: Did I go and not do anything?
Xymostech: nope
IcarusPlus: You didn't :(
Xymostech: yay
IcarusPlus: :3
IcarusPlus: Get ready for epic sell
Xymostech: dang it
Xymostech: why?
Xymostech: Oh
Xymostech: Riiight
Xymostech: wait
IcarusPlus: hope for sunspots :)
Xymostech: you should jack up the price even more
IcarusPlus: xDDDD
Xymostech: DO EEET
IcarusPlus: Neverrr
IcarusPlus: YES
IcarusPlus: AHAHAHAHA
Xymostech: ?
IcarusPlus: YAY
Xymostech: what happened?
IcarusPlus: Look at the sell price
Xymostech: oh god
Xymostech: I hate you all
IcarusPlus: Same thing happens to food and electricity
Xymostech: still no crystite
Xymostech: oh god
IcarusPlus: xD
IcarusPlus: QUICK RUN UP
IcarusPlus: :3
Xymostech: there
Xymostech: tee hee
IcarusPlus: Awww $10 :(
Xymostech: WHAAATTT
Xymostech: jack up the price
IcarusPlus: Let's starve this guy
Xymostech: nooo
IcarusPlus: Eric sell your energy
Xymostech: wait
Xymostech: shit
IcarusPlus: about 30 each round
IcarusPlus: :(
IcarusPlus: $61 :((((
Xymostech: I am not doing well
Xymostech: most assetts
IcarusPlus: I'll help somehow!
Xymostech: NO MONEY
Round 6 of 9
IcarusPlus: I'm going to price run it
Xymostech: :)
Xymostech: okay stop
Xymostech: takes too long
IcarusPlus: noone can has
IcarusPlus: :D
Xymostech: ugh
IcarusPlus: same thing here
Xymostech: do it againnnn
Xymostech: keep going?
Xymostech: ...
IcarusPlus: I made very little monies
Xymostech: were you trying for that?
IcarusPlus: Yeah
IcarusPlus: :S
Xymostech: and should you build food there or something?
Xymostech: or ore..
Xymostech: I feel like I am not doing well
Xymostech: AT ALL
IcarusPlus: Hmm yeah
IcarusPlus: This game is hard .-.
IcarusPlus: bottom onr
IcarusPlus: Remember to sell power
IcarusPlus: Aww I'm running out of power
Xymostech: whaaat
IcarusPlus: And food! :O
Xymostech: and the price dropped
Xymostech: thank god
Xymostech: don't sell?
Xymostech: I guess it's still really high
IcarusPlus: Seeeell
IcarusPlus: It makes the price drop more
Xymostech: I will
IcarusPlus: Helping you out :D
Xymostech: Okay
Xymostech: Ty :)
IcarusPlus: Lols don't sell
IcarusPlus: Aww
IcarusPlus: :(
IcarusPlus: I thought you'd have surplus
IcarusPlus: :(
Xymostech: my turn doesn't need to be that long
IcarusPlus: Sell sell sell
IcarusPlus: I'll buy at a high price too
IcarusPlus: >:DDDDDDDDDDDD
IcarusPlus: :)
Xymostech: I don't need aaany money
Xymostech: *power
IcarusPlus: xD
Xymostech: And I'm still in lat
Xymostech: *last
IcarusPlus: Cause powerplants don't use power
IcarusPlus: :(
Xymostech: BUT JUST WAIT
Xymostech: I will triumph
Xymostech: I know
IcarusPlus: :D
Round 7 of 9
IcarusPlus: I hope so
IcarusPlus: DANG
IcarusPlus: brbs real fast
Xymostech: okay
Xymostech: Say something when you get back
Xymostech: So I know that you're there
Xymostech: and not dead
IcarusPlus: xD
IcarusPlus: Yeah
Xymostech: you back?
IcarusPlus: Just gonna take my turn then brb
Xymostech: Wait until your turn is over
IcarusPlus: Okay brb
Xymostech: nice
IcarusPlus: back
Xymostech: oh god
IcarusPlus: I hate you dan
IcarusPlus: AAAA
IcarusPlus: WHY
Xymostech: sad day
Xymostech: you were flashing at the same time
IcarusPlus: I don't think it's going to crash again
Xymostech: heh
IcarusPlus: So I'm going to sell :p
Xymostech: crap
IcarusPlus: Okay it's time for me to go crystite
IcarusPlus: Dude major food boom
IcarusPlus: I HATE DAN
IcarusPlus: >:(
IcarusPlus: I HATE HIM
IcarusPlus: SO MUCH
Xymostech: we all do
Xymostech: wait for
Xymostech: it
Xymostech: the e-penis shall rise again
Xymostech: if you know what I mean
IcarusPlus: Can we starve him?
IcarusPlus: Oh no we can't
IcarusPlus: :(
IcarusPlus: Sell sell sell :D
IcarusPlus: Lols look at the store's power
Xymostech: Haha
Xymostech: It's great
Xymostech: I'm still in last
Xymostech: This makes me sad inside
Xymostech: but wait
IcarusPlus: >:( YOU CAN DO THIS
Xymostech: I wonder what happens if I switch them all to smithore
IcarusPlus: >:)
IcarusPlus: Switch to crystite I'd say
IcarusPlus: Or food
IcarusPlus: DEFINITELY FOOD
IcarusPlus: SWITCH ALL TO FOOD
Xymostech: okay
Xymostech: I got this
Round 8 of 9
IcarusPlus: It's going at $64 each last roung
IcarusPlus: (Though it might have gone down)
IcarusPlus: Gonna pricerun
Xymostech: don't do it
IcarusPlus: Or not :P
Xymostech: haha
IcarusPlus: I just got $250 in asset!
IcarusPlus: :D
Xymostech: YOU THINK You're the farming king huh?
IcarusPlus: FINALLY INEXPENSIVE MULES
IcarusPlus: NOT FOR LONG
IcarusPlus: HAHAHA
Xymostech: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IcarusPlus: WOOO
Xymostech: Nice
Xymostech: Make up your mind!
IcarusPlus: Failed assaying
IcarusPlus: :(
Xymostech: Sheesh
Xymostech: okay
Xymostech: ready for this?
IcarusPlus: :3
Xymostech: yeessss
IcarusPlus: $300!
IcarusPlus: OKAY DO THIS
IcarusPlus: GO GO GO
IcarusPlus: >:D
IcarusPlus: Good move
IcarusPlus: :)
Xymostech: dang
Xymostech: couldn't make the last one
IcarusPlus: Selling was the right thing to do there
Xymostech: yeah
Xymostech: fooooood
IcarusPlus: Dude
Xymostech: ?
IcarusPlus: Mines are going awesomely
Xymostech: hahahaha
IcarusPlus: Good thing I didn't crystite
IcarusPlus: xD
Xymostech: good thing you didn't crystite
Xymostech: hahahahahahahahaha
IcarusPlus: HAhahahaa
Xymostech: e-penis... go!
IcarusPlus: We said like the exact same thing
Xymostech: I know
Xymostech: ??
IcarusPlus: Making a gamble that it'll go up
Xymostech: wait for it...
IcarusPlus: Could be just the boost I need
IcarusPlus: EEEEEPEEENIS
Xymostech: wait
IcarusPlus: Oh right
Xymostech: it's selling for 17 xP
IcarusPlus: Of course
IcarusPlus: xD
IcarusPlus: The moment you switch out
Xymostech: *sigh*
IcarusPlus: Actually the reason for that
Xymostech: I hate my life
IcarusPlus: Is because you created new demand
IcarusPlus: Farms need energy
IcarusPlus: That's how the game calculates that
Xymostech: curses?
IcarusPlus: You could abuse this I think
IcarusPlus: Oh that was food xD
IcarusPlus: Energy is still at $10
Xymostech: yeah
IcarusPlus: That was a good switch
IcarusPlus: :)
Xymostech: not really
IcarusPlus: But down from $64 u_u
Xymostech: I would have made a ton more energy
IcarusPlus: Yeah
IcarusPlus: Switch back to energy?
Xymostech: I don't have enough time?
Xymostech: I'll try
Round 9 of 9
Xymostech: aaannnnd
IcarusPlus: Maybe gamble crystite
Xymostech: nah
Xymostech: I can do itt
Xymostech: 'sides, mules are cheeap
IcarusPlus: Alright :)
IcarusPlus: They are now :DDDD
Xymostech: dooo eeeeeeeet
Xymostech: cystite gamble?
Xymostech: good luck
IcarusPlus: Shoulda gone for it :(
IcarusPlus: You too mate
IcarusPlus: :)
IcarusPlus: WHY ARE YOU ASSAYING
Xymostech: WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM
IcarusPlus: THIS IS THE LAST ROUND
IcarusPlus: AND YOU DON'T OWN THAT
IcarusPlus: GODSPEED
IcarusPlus: FTWWWW
IcarusPlus: :)
IcarusPlus: EPIC
Xymostech: YEEESSSSSSSS
IcarusPlus: :)
IcarusPlus: Aww
IcarusPlus: I lost my farm
IcarusPlus: Oh wait
IcarusPlus: I don't care!
IcarusPlus: Because no food is needed
IcarusPlus: :)
Xymostech: space
IcarusPlus: Whoops
IcarusPlus: Now we hopeit went up
IcarusPlus: Oh btw
Xymostech: ?
IcarusPlus: Energy gets you points at the end
IcarusPlus: But food doesn;t
IcarusPlus: It's a glitch
Xymostech: hahahaha
Xymostech: cause you need to power the ships
Xymostech: duh
IcarusPlus: :)
IcarusPlus: They're gonna change it so that neither helps though
Xymostech: crystite gambe fail
IcarusPlus: Which makes me sad
Xymostech: gamble*
IcarusPlus: T_T
Xymostech: lulz
IcarusPlus: Epic crystite fail
Xymostech: no crystite ever
IcarusPlus: xD
Xymostech: readyy
IcarusPlus: BAAANg
IcarusPlus: :DDDD
IcarusPlus: >:D
Xymostech: E-PENIS
IcarusPlus: YEEEEH
IcarusPlus: >:D
Xymostech: Horse-porn?
Game Over
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Score saved
IcarusPlus: HOOOOARSE POWWWRN
IcarusPlus: Awww
Xymostech: awwww
IcarusPlus: :(
IcarusPlus: Minimum standards again?
IcarusPlus: :(
Xymostech: yeah...
IcarusPlus: T_T
Xymostech: I almost want to do a tournament, but it's 10:20
Xymostech: :(
IcarusPlus: oh hey
IcarusPlus: Guess what
Xymostech: what
IcarusPlus: :3
IcarusPlus: Freshman and I want to make a clone of this game
IcarusPlus: BUT
IcarusPlus: With drastic changes
IcarusPlus: Basically more of an inspired game
Xymostech: (bickers about how then it's not a clone)
IcarusPlus: xD
Xymostech: okay
IcarusPlus: It's medieval, and not turn based
Xymostech: Absolutely
IcarusPlus: You all run around in real tie
IcarusPlus: *time
Xymostech: I would design the servers
IcarusPlus: :D
Xymostech: In fact
IcarusPlus: That's what I hoped!!
Xymostech: I would design the whole game
IcarusPlus: :)
IcarusPlus: Do it!
Xymostech: Cause that would be SOOO SWEEETTT
IcarusPlus: I'll do the sprites
IcarusPlus: And freshman is helping with the concept
IcarusPlus: And
IcarusPlus: YOU CAN ATTACK THE OTHER LANDS
Xymostech: oh god
Xymostech: talk on gmail
IcarusPlus: The game might be semi-turn based
IcarusPlus: Ok
IcarusPlus left the game
IcarusPlus was disconnected