Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed

LuDucks visits

LuDucks joined the game in slot 1

Orv joined the game in slot 2

LuDucks: Fwa!

uloborus visits

ronrab visits

uloborus joined the game in slot 3

ronrab joined the game in slot 4

Orv: Ninja duck!

uloborus: HO HO HO!

UnMortal visits

Orv: She got in before I even saw it.

LuDucks: Visiting is okay!

LuDucks: is preemptive

uloborus: Preemptoduck!

Round 1 of 12

ronrab: Noo, ship! come back!

uloborus: Ship will not come back. Ship does not love you.

ronrab: *sob*

uloborus: Well... BOOGERs.

LuDucks: Interesting strategy!

ronrab: Er...

uloborus: I failed to understand the controls.

ronrab: You mean the ones you've used 20 times before?

LuDucks: /me mwahahahas, privately.

Orv: His strategy is to do absolutely nothing until his head has actually been cut off...wait, no, that was Baldrick's plan.

uloborus: Damn you all, victory WILL be mine somehow!

ronrab: Throguh the power of magical thinking!

LuDucks: psst, secret alliance that I won't betray

uloborus: Through the power of magically knowing... things. That are useful things.

ronrab: Sadly, I have the roundness market cornered.

ronrab: Er... not cornered. Circumfrenced.

Orv: But I thought it was hip to be *square*.

ronrab: Lies!

uloborus: It's never been hip to be square.

uloborus: That is crazy talk.

LuDucks: Aww food fail.

Orv: Huey Louis led me astray!

uloborus: Huey Louis ALWAYS hated you.

ronrab: Lu! You scanned the same plot Orv did for Crystite.

Orv: No, that was the same plot Ulo did.

LuDucks: Nefarious!

ronrab: Ulo, thank you.

LuDucks: The test!

ronrab: Yay!

LuDucks: Whew.

uloborus: We appear to function normally.

Orv: So far so good, yeah.

uloborus: AWWW!

uloborus: No love for the loser!

UnMortal left the game

uloborus: UnMortal seems to not like us.

LuDucks: Zombies seldom honestly do.

uloborus: As automatically as it joined the last two games, I wonder if it's a bot.

Orv: Perhaps he found us tedious. Or perhaps he found another game to join.

Orv: Could be, or a mod.

Round 2 of 12

ronrab: Uloborus is somehow ahead with no land.

ronrab: Perhaps he has discovered a brilliant new strategy!

LuDucks: Um.

LuDucks: Interesting!

ronrab: Hhahaha!

uloborus: Did Lu just destroy the entire land auction system?

ronrab: I'm totally staying out of this.

Orv: She turned it into California. Super expensive land that no one can afford, and therefore goes unsold!

LuDucks: Divide and conquer!

LuDucks: It is experiment!

uloborus: Is she doing it again DELIBERATELY?

LuDucks: I want to see if I can get a plot of land by me....

uloborus: DUCK EVIL.

LuDucks: Also, to destroy Orv.

uloborus: It looks like it worked.

ronrab: The lonely duck.

LuDucks: 2 in 1 plan!

LuDucks: Of course now his luck will be enormous.

LuDucks: And yours. D'oh.

uloborus: AAAAUGH!

LuDucks: mwahahahs. Nyaha!

uloborus: Is it just me, or am I HATED BY GOD?

ronrab: God likes roundies.

LuDucks: has next to target ronrab somehow... hmm....

uloborus: PATHETOCRYSTITE.

LuDucks: Very nice, very nice!

LuDucks: Ah, I see - the store itself is out!

uloborus: Ron's strategy is fascinating, due to the spoilage factor.

ronrab: I am a roundy bastard.

uloborus: Now it gets weird.

Round 3 of 12

ronrab: NOOOOO

ronrab: DAMN YOU

uloborus: And weirder by the minute.

ronrab: It is weird strategy day on Irata!

uloborus: Some Like It Orv.

uloborus: None of them are Orv, apparently.

Orv: I did not think this through very well...ooh, hey, bonus.

LuDucks: Oooo, maybe now though.

ronrab: ORRRRRRV

uloborus: ...you know what? Orv deserved that.

ronrab: Orv dips into the supply for liquid assets.

uloborus: Aaaugh! It goes up infinitely!

LuDucks: Interesting!

ronrab: Yeeees.

uloborus: No, I figured this was Ron's strategy. He's just going to starve us out.

ronrab: Now you see MY EVIL PLAN.

uloborus: It wouldn't have worked if I hadn't MESSED UP MY FRIKKIN' FIRST LAND GRAB.

uloborus: Also: BLAAARG!

Round 4 of 12

uloborus: GOD DAMN IT! Why? I love moose rats?

ronrab: Careful. Moos rat bites can be veri nasti.

uloborus: Yes, but they are so delicious!

LuDucks: So smooth, so tender. Ripe.

ronrab: The duck responsible for the last comment has been sacked.

uloborus: Wow. That's ugly.

uloborus: ...

LuDucks: Food monster wins again!

ronrab: ALL FOR ME.

ronrab: Now you know why I'm so round.

LuDucks: Dude.

ronrab: ^^

uloborus: Wow. I'm utterly screwed. I don't have time to put DOWN a food node.

Orv: Same here.

uloborus: This is the most cut-throat game ever.

uloborus: I blame Lu.

ronrab: New name: Fat Bastard.

uloborus: Ducks have the biggest necks.

LuDucks: makes games interesting!

Round 5 of 12

uloborus: Disposable income I got.

Orv: Oh, hey!

ronrab: THERe ya go.

LuDucks: Score!

uloborus: Alright.

uloborus: That's fine. Now I can recover.

ronrab: Keep it coming.

uloborus: I woulda fed you, Orv, if the game hadn't screwed me hard!

uloborus: ONE food?!

Round 6 of 12

ronrab: :u finally gets her land! Yay!

LuDucks: For cheep!

ronrab: I refuse to get in between those two.

LuDucks: Heehee, food everything.

ronrab: Orv sayd NEVER AGAIN.

Orv: But it doesn't work because I had no FREAKING ENERGY.

ronrab: Nooooo

LuDucks: Mwahaha.

ronrab: BUGZ

LuDucks: Ron is bugged.

uloborus: Best I can do for ya, Orv.

Round 7 of 12

Orv: That's where buying close to town comes in handy.

uloborus: HA H- wait, that hardly affects you.

uloborus: WHY, GOD?!

Round 8 of 12

uloborus: Now it really, really gets weird.

Round 9 of 12

LuDucks: Aww you basically got that land free.

LuDucks: Muuuuuuules.

LuDucks: Noooo.

LuDucks: Oooh.

Orv: It's your own fault! You could have sold that smithore.

ronrab: Heehee.

uloborus: It IS kind of strange that you're pricing yourselves out of your own mules.

uloborus: Just the weirdest game ever.

ronrab: My fooood!

LuDucks: Minions! I mean, strange bugs!

ronrab: What did I do to deserve this other than being an unresonable money-grubbing bastard?

uloborus: You're also fat.

ronrab: Noooo!

Round 10 of 12

ronrab: I was SURE you were losing that mule.

uloborus: LU DUCKS.

Orv: It's pretty rare for me to lose one.

uloborus: Suck it up, Lu!

LuDucks: Nyahaha, my stategy is apparant! Must prevent Fat Bastard from having any mules!

ronrab: Noooo!

ronrab: NOOOO

LuDucks: looks too innocent.

uloborus: HA HA HA! FAT BASTARD LOSES MULE!

ronrab: I only whipped it twice a day!

LuDucks: Wooh.

uloborus: I will die laughing now.

Orv: What is this, a squaredance?

ronrab: I sense he's toying with us.

uloborus: I hope Crystite bloody goes back up. Oy.

LuDucks: Hooo hah!

Round 11 of 12

Orv: I sense Ron's strategy may have backfired.

ronrab: Nooo! I am the Fat Bastard! I cannot loooose!

LuDucks: Mwahahaha.

LuDucks: Run free, little mule, run free!

ronrab: Coooold.

uloborus: I sense Lu's deep and abiding hatred of all animal life.

uloborus: Oh, now that hurts.

LuDucks: snrrks.

Orv: I think you wasted $460, Lu.

LuDucks: Aww.

LuDucks: Strategfail.

uloborus: AAAAUGH!

LuDucks: Nyaha!

ronrab: WAAAAGH

uloborus: I knew that would happen.

LuDucks: Now all we need is a fire!

ronrab: *sob*

LuDucks: Heehee.

LuDucks: Damn right I have a surplis.

LuDucks: Plus.

uloborus: Lu 'Ducks are strange' Ducks.

LuDucks: BIRDS WIN

Orv: She's winning, so it's hard to argue.

Round 12 of 12

uloborus: My only consolation is that Ron will die with me.

LuDucks: Score.

LuDucks: We will be judged with exhasperated sighs.

uloborus: Strangest game of MULE ever.

Orv: Yeah, we really explored some pathological corners of the economic simulation.

ronrab: Hee!

LuDucks: And thus, if all goes well, I win!

ronrab: Warning: every game with Lu in it will be like this.

ronrab: *giggles*

uloborus: Why will no one sell?!

Orv: I think it's pretty pointless in the last round.

Orv: The AI never does in round 12.

uloborus: You want to be LIKE the AI now?

LuDucks: NRGy!

uloborus: Lu is MYSTERIOUS.

Orv: Lucy, you puzzle and fascinate me.

uloborus: I know. I'm starting to wish she was a girl.

ronrab: Well, the thing is, it's senseless to buy, so you can't do better than the baseline price sellnig to the store.

Game Over

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Score saved

Orv: Every time you're like, "OK, is this just random or is it something she read?"

LuDucks: Aww, 'speriment fail.

LuDucks: Tents!

ronrab: TENTS

uloborus: SILENCE! I defeated the Fat Bastard!

uloborus: That is my ONLY consolation.

uloborus: Also bunnies.

ronrab: I curse you all from my GRAVE!

Orv: So die all fat bastards!

uloborus left the game

uloborus was disconnected