Training Mode - 6 Rounds

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Clintone joined the game in slot 3

Tsar visits

Clintone: i'm just gonna be timing some movement stuff

Tsar: give me a moment to get some coffee, ok ??

Clintone: np

Tsar: back with provisions

Clintone: atta babe

Clintone: like i said

Clintone: this won't be competitve at all

Clintone: i'm just in this to see how long it takes to either go around the fort or through it

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Clintone: go ahead and join up

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Tsar visits

Tsar joined the game in slot 4

Tsar: there we are.

Clintone: you were joining from the lobby when you were already in the game

Tsar: that may have been it.

Clintone: ready?

Tsar: i was talking in the chat box when it just froze.

Tsar: yes

Clintone: ok hit the space

Tsar: just for fun. not competitive

Round 1 of 6

Clintone: absolutely

Clintone: shit

Tsar: that's torn it..

Clintone: that doesn't help the non-competitive atmosphere

Tsar: nooone has any energy.

Clintone: we have spare

Clintone: oops

Round 2 of 6

Tsar: my record player is jumping. damn thing.

Clintone: where are you from>?

Tsar: England

Tsar: you ?

Clintone: boy do i envy you

Clintone: i'm from Long Beach California

Tsar: Really. i can make you stop envying us quickly

Clintone: i know

Clintone: but i wanna go see the mother country pretty soon

Clintone: and i'm fast growing in love with your version of football

Clintone: especially the EPL

Tsar: real football is the beautiful game..

Tsar: are you looking forward to the world cup ??

Clintone: the world is lucky our best athletes don't play soccer

Clintone: oh so much

Clintone: can't wait till we play you guys on

Clintone: what is it

Clintone: june 12th

Clintone: i'm so pumped

Tsar: is it. i really hope that we don't lose.

Clintone: hopefully you'll get off to your famous slow start

Clintone: and we can steal #1 in the group

Round 3 of 6

Tsar: i can deal with losing at football to almost anybody..

Clintone: and play mexico in eliminations

Clintone: haha

Tsar: i can't remember who we are playing. but we don't have that much chance

Clintone: ?

Clintone: we have an easy group

Clintone: slovakia

Clintone: and

Clintone: ummm

Clintone: algeria i think

Tsar: we have lost our two most famous players to injury. if Wayne Rooney gets injured or red carded we don't have much to replace him with

Clintone: cole getting hurt did not help

Clintone: and who else are you referring?

Clintone: oh beckham

Tsar: also. i think that you follow our league more than me.. :)

Clintone: he wasn't that big of the equation

Clintone: i'm a big fan

Clintone: wayne bridge not playing hurts more than beckham not playing

Clintone: gonna be naked at LB come summer

Tsar: the ex liverpool player.. michael owen..

Tsar: he got injured the other week too

Clintone: right

Clintone: would he be starting for england though>

Clintone: ?

Tsar: no. but come on as a 75 min sub, and steal a game. he is good at that.

Clintone: i think you guys could survive the group stage without rooney

Tsar: i hope that our manager shall be good for the tema

Clintone: crouch is playing great internationally

Clintone: and bent is great too

Round 4 of 6

Tsar: ok. i'm sure that we'll get out of the group. but beyond that i'm not sure.. we do have an easy ride though..

Clintone: i just hope the US matches up with mexico in elimination rounds

Clintone: i'm so pissed off at them

Tsar: why is that ??

Clintone: they play worse than the portuguese and greeks

Clintone: falling at everything

Clintone: taking the ball away

Clintone: crowd throwing everything at the players

Clintone: i hate them

Tsar: yeah. i hate that too. but everyone does it now. it's really bad in our league too

Clintone: and then all the mexicans that i live and work with

Clintone: see no problem with it

Clintone: yeah

Clintone: there was that big eduardo fiasco earlier this season

Tsar: i can't stand it.. really think that should red card all play acting..

Clintone: love it

Clintone: and bring in some replay for that too

Clintone: that would be amazing

Clintone: or have mandatory 5 min physio time if they go down

Tsar: football comes in for a lot of flak over here now.. the players are all callled pussies by some people..

Tsar: because they act like they've been shot if someone taps them gently..

Clintone: yup

Clintone: that's why americans won't get into the sport

Clintone: they see that and are disgusted

Clintone: turn the channel to real football

Tsar: i'm glad the game is getting more popular ove rthere.. but not too popular..

Clintone: where guys get concussions and play through it

Clintone: truy

Clintone: true*

Clintone: if we had our best athletes playing it

Clintone: we would be so utterly dominant

Tsar: football used to be like that in the fifties and sixties.. a player finished a game with a broken neck...

Clintone: americans play all our sports like that

Clintone: except baseball

Tsar: i don't think that you would be utterly dominant.. but certainly in the top ten or five

Clintone: have you ever seen an american football game?

Tsar: yeah, on tv..

Clintone: we have the best athletes by far

Tsar: i used to watch it in the late 80's

Clintone: and we have a huge population base

Clintone: if england can be top 5

Clintone: and only have how many people

Tsar: well yeah, but south america has a huge population too. and they are fanatical about football.

Clintone: and we have 300 million

Clintone: and an enormous black population

Clintone: with money enough for fitness services

Clintone: we'd be a juggernaut

Clintone: but we like football and basketball too much

Tsar: maybe.. i'm not so sure..

Clintone: just look at how we dominate the olympics

Tsar: sometimes just one individual can change the quality of a team..

Clintone: true that

Clintone: you see messi's hat trick this last weekend?

Tsar: like maradonna

Tsar: he pretty much won that world cup single habded..

Clintone: i was gonna skip maradonna for your sake

Clintone: didn't want that to hurt our relationship

Round 5 of 6

Tsar: i don't mind.. thast was years ago..

Clintone: what if i told you i don't think that ball went over the line in 66

Tsar: it didn't. that's clear.. and the last goal was a farce also..

Clintone: an honest fan

Tsar: personally i would rather lose with honour that win with dishonour...

Clintone: love it

Clintone: and i love how you spell honour

Tsar: the proper way. :p

Clintone: well

Clintone: you'd be spelling it in german if we didn't have anything to do with it

Clintone: haha

Tsar: i'm not sure about that..

Clintone: you're right

Clintone: you guys held out magnificently

Tsar: i tell you the one american spelling that really annoys me.. it looks so wrong..

Clintone: and the russians were no easy cookie to break

Clintone: not color

Tsar: no.. tire.

Clintone: please not color

Clintone: oh right

Tsar: it's just wrong..

Tsar: tyre... for lords sake..

Clintone: that one freaked me out when i first saw it the other way

Tsar: the name of the ancient city.. and looks so much better.

Clintone: ancient city

Clintone: ?

Tsar: tyrrany.. etc....

Tsar: the ancient greek / other city

Clintone: we have no history

Clintone: haha

Clintone: tyre

Clintone: awwww

Tsar: you have lots of recent history..

Clintone: that one bugs me alot too

Tsar: imagine spelling it tirrany...

Clintone: we'll have to agree to disagree on that one

Tsar: looks stupid.

Clintone: yeah

Clintone: but tyranny sounds like

Clintone: tee-rany

Clintone: tire sounds like

Clintone: t-eye-er

Tsar: we pronounce it tir anny

Clintone: ok we do too on that one

Clintone: i just sounded out that wrong with the keys

Tsar: we don't wnat a phonetic alphabet.. we want it obscure and complicated..

Clintone: agreed

Clintone: but let us keep tire

Tsar: it helps reinforce our snece of snobbery and injustice..

Clintone: it keeps it simple when you tire out on something

Tsar: i suppose...

Tsar: so do you play this game much ???

Round 6 of 6

Clintone: i'm telling you i love me some brits

Clintone: can't get enough of em at present

Tsar: not competitive ehh ?? :)

Clintone: i wanted that land

Tsar: you should come over and visit..

Clintone: sanction me with your armies

Clintone: what part are you in?

Tsar: Bristol, which is in the south west

Clintone: very southwest

Clintone: closest point to france right

Tsar: not that far..

Clintone: ok

Clintone: i got ahead of myself

Tsar: a hundred miles due west of london.. near Whales

Tsar: Wales.. oops.

Clintone: oh

Clintone: west

Clintone: i'm thinking east

Clintone: what city is that that's close to france

Tsar: Dover..

Clintone: dove

Clintone: r

Clintone: of course

Tsar: but it's quite little..

Clintone: bristol

Clintone: hmmm

Tsar: Bristol is a great city. has lots of culture and good vibes..

Clintone: any epl teams close to you?

Tsar: have you heard of Banky ??

Clintone: other than pompey?

Clintone: nope

Clintone: banky

Tsar: sorry, Banksy

Clintone: still no

Tsar: oh well.. :)

Tsar: very famous graffiti artist. has had big shows in los angeles

Clintone: steel artist

Clintone: i see

Tsar: never mind. .

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Clintone: his website is a little weird

Tsar: i was last.

Tsar: i've not looked.. i shall now.

Clintone: is that stuff all over the city?

Clintone: he's great

Tsar: it used to be.. it's mostly done in london and all over the world now.

Tsar: there is still a little of his stuff left in the city..

Clintone: that's pretty cool

Tsar: i like it a lot.. the canvass stuff sells for loads of money..

Clintone: we just have a scary neighborhood (neighbourhood if you prefer) full of blacks, southeast asians, and mexicans

Clintone: with a high school where the best and brightest go right in the middle

Clintone: and a crappy beach

Tsar: sounds a little sketchy. we have pretty dodgy areas too. but it's not just immigrants that cause trouble.

Clintone: polluted because of the port

Tsar: didn't you used to have motor racing.. formula one ??

Clintone: yep

Clintone: i think in the late 70's they quit coming to LB

Clintone: they still have the race every year

Clintone: just with a lesser open wheel division/class/league

Tsar: they should go back to long beach again,.,, the races at indionappolis were rubbish.

Clintone: champ car i think they call it

Clintone: americans like the ovals

Clintone: alot

Clintone: i know you brits like the turns

Tsar: mind you .. modern formula one is a bit dull these days.. i'm not sure if America would have it back.

Clintone: i think you're right

Tsar: it's notg just us English like the corners.. it's everyone else in the world.. :)

Clintone: we love NASCAR too much

Clintone: haha

Clintone: nascar and NHRA are the biggest

Clintone: we either only turn left

Clintone: or not at all

Tsar: i know.. oval circuits are just not exciting, in my opinion..

Tsar: and the crashes are horrendous too.

Clintone: there's a half mile track that my dad and i frequent

Clintone: we love it

Clintone: it's all about the strategy when you don't have to worry about actually driving the course

Tsar: you have laguna seca.. one of my favourite race tracks in the world..

Clintone: ooo there's another one

Clintone: favourite

Clintone: oh this one freaked me out when i was playing FIFA 09

Tsar: yeah it is good. .

Clintone: Offence and Defence

Clintone: that's just not right

Clintone: offense

Clintone: defense

Tsar: what do you mean ??

Tsar: oh yeah..

Clintone: offensive, that spelling

Tsar: well again that one doesn't make sense..

Clintone: nope

Clintone: but you're right

Clintone: tire/tyre takes the cake

Tsar: what do you have at the end of your garden ??

Clintone: ummmm

Tsar: a fance or a fense ??

Clintone: you mean front yard

Clintone: hahaha

Tsar: sorry fence or fense ..?

Clintone: definitely a curb

Tsar: it makes no sense to me at alll.

Clintone: not even sidewalks in my weird neighborhood

Clintone: so tell me about yourself

Tsar: at some poijnt somebody decided to change the spelling of words to make it easier for children to learnn.. ok. fair enough.. but they did a really half arsed job. .they did some of the words but not all of them.

Clintone: what brings you to mule at 1 in the afternoon on a wednesday

Tsar: shit is it that time..

Clintone: i think

Clintone: it's near 5 AM here

Tsar: helf eleven here..

Clintone: oh

Clintone: only +7 hours?

Tsar: umm..

Clintone: gotta be at least 1230

Tsar: actually were at +- 00 hours at the moment.. GMT and all that.

Clintone: jackass

Tsar: i know.. can't help out colonial past.. all that rubbish..

Clintone: haha

Clintone: so how old are you?

Tsar: i'm not working at the minute.. lost my job a month ago. got stiched up by my asshole boss.. .

Tsar: i'm 38

Clintone: hmm

Tsar: how old are you ?

Clintone: yeah i got sacked 3 times in 5 months the end half of last year

Clintone: went back to school

Clintone: 23

Clintone: never got fired in 4+ years in the workforce

Clintone: then all of a sudden

Tsar: bad stuff,

Clintone: it's ok

Clintone: i needed the kick in the ass

Clintone: (not arse)

Tsar: brb

Clintone: np

Tsar: yeah it is bad when you get a run of bad luck..

Tsar: i have to go now really.. it was good to meet you Clintone. .

Clintone: good to meet you as well

Clintone: gimme your email

Clintone: so we can coordinate a game sometime

Tsar: ok.. no problem

Tsar: luke.daniels@gmail.com

Tsar: drop me a line.. :)

Clintone: already done

Clintone: be seeing you