Training Mode - 12 Rounds

almond visits

almond joined the game in slot 1

almond unjoined the game

almond left the game

supercatygirl visits

supercatygirl joined the game in slot 1

supercatygirl unjoined the game

supercatygirl joined the game in slot 1

supercatygirl: help

supercatygirl unjoined the game

supercatygirl left the game

almond visits

almond left the game

supercatygirl visits

supercatygirl joined the game in slot 1

supercatygirl left the game

supercatygirl visits

supercatygirl joined the game in slot 1

Santoonie visits

Santoonie joined the game in slot 2

supercatygirl: hi

supercatygirl: i'm new

supercatygirl: how do you add ai players?

Blitzen: hi

Santoonie: hmm

Santoonie: i dont know

Blitzen: you have to hit the action button i believe

wampussy visits

supercatygirl: not sure what is an action button

Blitzen: hello wampussy

wampussy joined the game in slot 3

Blitzen joined the game in slot 4

Blitzen: space bar

Blitzen: now how do i start

supercatygirl: click on your figure and press space bar

Round 1 of 12

Blitzen: ah lag city

Blitzen: lol run biatch

wampussy: Santoonie are you Sally?

supercatygirl: which box on top is for mining?

Blitzen: 2nd box babe

Blitzen: from the left

Blitzen: space bar!

supercatygirl: lol

wampussy: Press space bar

Blitzen: yahhhh mule!!!

Blitzen: lolz the lag is nasty

supercatygirl: no loyalty in these mules

Blitzen: wow talkin to wampussy on skype he is miles ahead of me in the action events

wampussy: Your computer sucks

wampussy: Or maybe you see really slow

Blitzen: takin the load!

wampussy: supercaty whats wrong with my food?

Blitzen: muhahah

Round 2 of 12

wampussy: spend you cheap bastards

Blitzen: get him]

wampussy: looks good

wampussy: shouldn't of made the roof with edible shit

Blitzen: lol he is friendly isnt he

Blitzen: anyone know why im getting 2 fps and then 28 and then 2?

Blitzen: and then 96

wampussy: supercaty get your shit together

supercatygirl: nice language

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Blitzen: lol seperating the weak from the strong

wampussy: I am the wampussy afterall...

wampussy: lol

Blitzen: party

wampussy: the colony is dead

Blitzen: lots of real estate deals tho

supercatygirl: how do you keep mules faithful and not running away?

Santoonie: spacebar

Blitzen: keep them locked up

wampussy: you must activate them on your plot

supercatygirl: how?

wampussy: press the space bar over your land

supercatygirl: i thought thats what i did???

Blitzen: half flaSHES IN THIS GAME

wampussy: Eat this

wampussy: cheap bastards

Santoonie: hahahaha

Blitzen: 60 fps here

Santoonie: 125

wampussy: steady 60

Blitzen: it will go to as low as 2 during play

wampussy: computers slow down for their users sometimes!

Blitzen: lol

Round 3 of 12

wampussy: space bar

wampussy: yeah

wampussy: again

supercatygirl: you know i didnt press anything and the mule didnt run away!

supercatygirl: that what was a loyal mule

wampussy: you must a

supercatygirl: nope i was still trying to fit in the box

Blitzen: might be if its a new addition, but the game we know that wouldnt happen

Blitzen: nice snafu

wampussy: san should a bought my energy

Blitzen: let the pillaging begin

wampussy: What a deal

Blitzen: nice

Blitzen: gonna be expensive plot

wampussy: supercat you need some money so you can buy some of my stuff

Blitzen: lol

Blitzen: my plot

Round 4 of 12

wampussy: lol

Blitzen: that hard with 4 fps

Blitzen: saweet

Blitzen: no high for u wampuse

supercatygirl: how can u make money without money?

Blitzen: wampussy

wampussy: sex

Blitzen: catch the wampus

supercatygirl: you really got class

wampussy: or sell us your land

supercatygirl: you must really get alot of action

supercatygirl: im out of here!

supercatygirl left the game

Computer takes over supercatygirl

wampussy: all the donkeys I can handle

Blitzen: thats y the boys and girls dont play together

Blitzen: u 60 fps bastard

Blitzen: yaahhhh mule

Blitzen: wow ai didnt have a hope

Blitzen: i'd ban her but i doubt we'll see her again

wampussy: no sense of humour

Blitzen: lol

wampussy: duh

Round 5 of 12

wampussy: bummer

Blitzen: blow me tender

wampussy: make me some cheap food

wampussy: nice huntin

Blitzen: 2fps

Blitzen: ffs

Blitzen: i gotta fix that and this is awesome

Santoonie: 61

Blitzen: maybe my other pc will be happier

Blitzen: its using much newer nvidia drivers

wampussy: 59

Blitzen: 1fps

wampussy: gross

Blitzen: back to 20 now

Blitzen: 1-

Blitzen: 6

wampussy: must be using a vic 20

Blitzen: lol

Blitzen: this machine is better than that one but is 8 years old

Blitzen: still fucked

Blitzen: ffs!

wampussy: Ai doin better than el groucho

Blitzen: lol

Blitzen: plot and food mule 1 turn

Blitzen: thats rare

wampussy: food no cheap now

Blitzen: rice and noodles please

wampussy: san I like the way you play

Santoonie: lol

Blitzen: mmm dont lert all that food spoil tho

Blitzen: u like the caviar wampus>?

wampussy: rip off

wampussy: time is money tho

Blitzen: sorry thinkin about fps

Round 6 of 12

Blitzen: lol thx to skype i can somethin is going on

Blitzen: 1fps

Blitzen: greed

wampussy: blistzen you don't belong

Blitzen: aww

wampussy: blitz it sucks to be you

Blitzen: certainly does

Blitzen: mash potatoes

Blitzen: ooo 100

wampussy: yummy

Santoonie: lol

Santoonie: oh well

Blitzen: lol

wampussy: now we gwt it back

Blitzen: shark are funny

wampussy: yee hah

Blitzen: market research

Round 7 of 12

Blitzen: check thos mining mules

wampussy: no land for you

wampussy: bs

Blitzen: hahhahaa

Blitzen: free bird

wampussy: bag licker

wampussy: I bet you tap dance really slow...2 fps!

Blitzen: hhahahahahahhahahhaha

wampussy: bring it

Santoonie: lol

Blitzen: going for broke

wampussy: Think its time

Round 8 of 12

Blitzen: nice

Blitzen: 2nd place wtf!

Blitzen: gollamer is gat

Blitzen: mr spoils

wampussy: no safety nets

wampussy: ouch

Blitzen: n joyin 1st>

Round 9 of 12

Blitzen: i hate him

Blitzen: take the load

wampussy: come on pirate ship

wampussy: lol

wampussy: cheap mule though

Blitzen: expensive nature reserve specimen

Blitzen: can he do 3?

wampussy: yummy

Round 10 of 12

wampussy: may I suggest energy Mr San

wampussy: doh

Blitzen: seems to slow down when noone is doing anything

Blitzen: that ill cost pussy boy the game

Round 11 of 12

Blitzen: lol he is done and im still watchin his turn

Blitzen: 5 fps

Blitzen: bah

Blitzen: they gave it to him

Blitzen: lol that ones for caty girl

Blitzen: biatch

wampussy: Hey San man

Blitzen: close your ears santoonie

Blitzen: u done good

Santoonie: ;p;

Round 12 of 12

wampussy: nice moeve

wampussy: A little lesson for the san man I think

Blitzen: ze moment of trut

Blitzen: lol

Santoonie left the game

Computer takes over Santoonie

Blitzen: k i dont Santoonie likes us either

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wampussy: San man you suck!!!