Training Mode - 9 Rounds
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DrLausiv: Although admittedly this really is an inferior method of communication
exitmouse: well
exitmouse: it has hotkeys to switch at least
exitmouse: escape/enter
DrLausiv: Oh, nice
exitmouse: oooo
exitmouse: he says he is FINESHED
DrLausiv: Skaskaskaksasdamksldmakls
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exitmouse: haha they are in stature order
exitmouse: basically.
hawkysu: yay, i r green
hawkysu: that makes me happy
DrLausiv: Jesseeeee
Round 1 of 9
DrLausiv: Lag
DrLausiv: D:
DrLausiv: Lemme guess
DrLausiv: 100$ on Smithore
DrLausiv: OH
DrLausiv: IT COULD MEBE
DrLausiv: IT MIGHT BE!
DrLausiv: WILL HE!?
DrLausiv: HE WILL!
DrLausiv: Fascinating.
DrLausiv: hahahahaha
DrLausiv: You do NOT catch the wampus.
exitmouse: yeah yeah
DrLausiv: BEST WALK ANIMATION EVER
DrLausiv: WOAH
hawkysu: I had a fail
exitmouse: you didn't notice it in the scoreboard one?
exitmouse: yeah
exitmouse: it's awesome
hawkysu: well, leg is in the name
exitmouse: we're gonna smithore short ourselves on our own ._.
DrLausiv: WOOOOO BITCHES
hawkysu: OH GOD DARNIT
DrLausiv: HOW 'BOUT THAT FOOD
DrLausiv: hahaha
DrLausiv: Manufacturing a shortage again?
hawkysu: D:
exitmouse: I'm not even making smithore
DrLausiv: He's crazy, Skye
exitmouse: That was probably stupid, but hey
exitmouse: it could work.
DrLausiv: Yeeaaaah
exitmouse: or it could fail horribly
exitmouse: I'm not picky
DrLausiv: xD
hawkysu: D:
DrLausiv: You need me :D
DrLausiv: hahaha
hawkysu: D:
exitmouse: I think I have to catch the wampus next turn
exitmouse: T_T
DrLausiv: poor Skye didn't make any
exitmouse: never sell down to 0, skye
DrLausiv: Yeah
hawkysu: is this auto?
DrLausiv: That's bad
exitmouse: then one of your factories will short
exitmouse: next turn.
hawkysu: D:
exitmouse: if you make one.
hawkysu: I didn't realize it was auto
DrLausiv: You need one energy per production lot
DrLausiv: To run them
Round 2 of 9
exitmouse: did smithore go up
exitmouse: or did it go up
DrLausiv: So you always want to keep at least one so you can always increase by one
hawkysu: dammit, I cannot do this XD
DrLausiv: You'll get better
DrLausiv: I did :\
exitmouse: IMA BUY IT GUYS
exitmouse: skye it's worth a lot.
exitmouse: like 500 would not be too much
hawkysu: hehehe
DrLausiv: ...WHAT
exitmouse: haha
DrLausiv: I WAS ABOVE THAT BASTARD
exitmouse: hahahahahahahah
DrLausiv: SUNNUVA
hawkysu: YES
exitmouse: first place curse
exitmouse: flying catbugs~
exitmouse: SMITHORE WENT TOO FAR UP SHIT
exitmouse: I can't buy a mule ._.
DrLausiv: hahahahahahahaha
DrLausiv: You fool.
DrLausiv: MULE prices went up because the store of smithore went to 0
DrLausiv: _because you bought it all_
DrLausiv: Hahahahaha.
exitmouse: yeah
exitmouse: but
exitmouse: Look
exitmouse: now we have a smithore-r
exitmouse: see?
exitmouse: I did the market a service by making money
hawkysu: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
exitmouse: just checking, guys, it's buy high sell low, right?
DrLausiv: Yes.
exitmouse: cool.
DrLausiv: YES
DrLausiv: WHAT NOW
DrLausiv: _I GOT FOOD_
exitmouse: we are enerscrewed
hawkysu: yup
DrLausiv: Yeeeah
exitmouse: it went freaking DOWN ._.
exitmouse: and he's gonna sell.
DrLausiv: Yep
DrLausiv: You're retarded :D
exitmouse: It actually went up
exitmouse: just not far enough
DrLausiv: Yeah
hawkysu: do you have to press the spacebar to sell or buy?
exitmouse: no
hawkysu: oh
hawkysu: whups
hawkysu: :O
DrLausiv: Hey guys
DrLausiv: Need some food?
DrLausiv: Ugh, expensive
hawkysu: D:
exitmouse: haha
DrLausiv: hahahah.
DrLausiv: Why am _I_ in the lead
DrLausiv: I'm the _farmer_
Round 3 of 9
hawkysu: Acid rain
hawkysu: XD
DrLausiv: SKYE
exitmouse: you have to deal with stuff like that XD
exitmouse: that's what makes the game awesome XD
DrLausiv: YOU BASTARD xD
hawkysu: :D
hawkysu: I never really wanted it
DrLausiv: Friggin' wampus.
DrLausiv: Aw ;[
hawkysu: :/
exitmouse: I have one mule
exitmouse: XD
hawkysu: XD
DrLausiv: (polite applause)
DrLausiv: But it's the _best built_ mule.
hawkysu: XD
exitmouse: two mules, caught the wampus, AND gambled.
DrLausiv: Nice
hawkysu: :O
hawkysu: My poor factory
hawkysu: mine*
DrLausiv: Awwww
exitmouse: aw screw you planetquake
DrLausiv: That sucks, bro
hawkysu: XD
DrLausiv: See? ALAN's a team player. Now we get cheap MULEs.
hawkysu: yup
hawkysu: the jerk
DrLausiv: No, that's a _good_ thing >_>
hawkysu: I refuse to believe that
hawkysu: ahahaha
hawkysu: dammit
DrLausiv: I'm not selling >_>
DrLausiv: xD
hawkysu: XD
exitmouse: you really screwed yourself over that time Skye XD
exitmouse: I've done that though.
DrLausiv: Yeah, that...
hawkysu: I muzzed up
DrLausiv: xD
DrLausiv: I've done that before too
DrLausiv: I think with food though
Round 4 of 9
DrLausiv: LAAAAG
hawkysu: yup
exitmouse: still got the plot I wanted :3
hawkysu: :/
DrLausiv: Why are we all so poor
exitmouse: because you screwed me over
exitmouse: D:<
DrLausiv: FUCKIN' ALAN.
exitmouse: actually
DrLausiv: Skye screwed ME over
exitmouse: because I screwed you all over by buying smithore
exitmouse: ._.
exitmouse: XD
hawkysu: XD
exitmouse: I screwed _everyone_ over. including me.
exitmouse: Just me the most.
hawkysu: XD
exitmouse: see it's supposed to be screwing everyone over except me the least.
DrLausiv: Yes
DrLausiv: But you failed at it
DrLausiv: So
DrLausiv: Yeah.
DrLausiv: SKYE YOU BASTARD
DrLausiv: Make something else D;
exitmouse: YES REDUCE HIS ENERGY MONOPOLY
hawkysu: nope
exitmouse: FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE SKYE
DrLausiv: *shakes fist at fair-players*
hawkysu: :D
DrLausiv: YOUR TYRANNY...!?
hawkysu: I also made you buy that plot for 600 +
DrLausiv: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DrLausiv: AAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DrLausiv: I LAUGH AT YOU
DrLausiv: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DrLausiv: Damn.
DrLausiv: WE ARE ALL REALLY POOR
hawkysu: yup
exitmouse: Not me soon :3
DrLausiv: I think Jesse will have made us a failed colony
DrLausiv: Skye press space
hawkysu: D:
exitmouse: FUCK YOU SPACE PIRATES
exitmouse: XD
DrLausiv: E-GAD
DrLausiv: xDDD
exitmouse: That takes _all_ the crystite
DrLausiv: hahaha
exitmouse: even the 7 I had stored
DrLausiv: That suuuucks
exitmouse: making me net worth $226
DrLausiv: hahahahahahaha
DrLausiv: You're still pooooor~
exitmouse: plus 4 plots, so really $2226
exitmouse: Awwww
hawkysu: :D
DrLausiv: hahahahaha
hawkysu: AGAIN
hawkysu: XD
hawkysu: how do I do I do that?
DrLausiv: You need to pay attention to your amounts xD
exitmouse: it puts you back at the top when you should really stop.
hawkysu: Ah
hawkysu: whups
exitmouse: I have $22!
DrLausiv: WHAT THE
DrLausiv: Why aren't they buying!?
exitmouse: Hahahahahahahaha
hawkysu: Stor has no money?
hawkysu: :/
exitmouse: nah
exitmouse: it has infinity money
hawkysu: :O
DrLausiv: Stupid, Skye
DrLausiv: Keep one
hawkysu: m'bad
exitmouse: I AM THE BESTEST
exitmouse: BECAUSE I CAN BACKSTAB ALL OF YOU
hawkysu: D:
Round 5 of 9
DrLausiv: WE'RE GOING TO FAIL
DrLausiv: SO HARD
exitmouse: space pirates' fault!
hawkysu: :D
exitmouse: I WILL BID .... $22
DrLausiv: hahaha
hawkysu: :D
DrLausiv: Damn, I was hoping for another sale :\
hawkysu: poor jess
DrLausiv: I love how you rely on the wampus
exitmouse: I know XD
DrLausiv: the sake of our entire colony resides with that wampus
DrLausiv: and his riches
exitmouse: The wampus is, thus far, my primary source of income XD.
DrLausiv: xD
exitmouse: secondary source is the pub XD
DrLausiv: You are now a full-time adventurer
hawkysu: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
hawkysu: XD
hawkysu: The MULEs
hawkysu: D:
exitmouse: if there is one more anti-crystite event
exitmouse: I will hurt something ._.
DrLausiv: Welp
DrLausiv: I have plenty of food now!
DrLausiv: >_>
DrLausiv: Skye press space
DrLausiv: SKYE D:
hawkysu: I like the noise >_>
DrLausiv: xD
DrLausiv: GOD DAMN YOU ALAN AND YOU'RE ABOUT-TO-BE-RICH-NESS
hawkysu: D:
hawkysu: D: D:
exitmouse: not selling
hawkysu: XDD
DrLausiv: Yeah
DrLausiv: Wow
exitmouse: planetquake and space pirates can each only happen once.
DrLausiv: That was a _great_ round for you
DrLausiv: crystite-wise
exitmouse: the previous two would have been great too
exitmouse: ._.
DrLausiv: hshshs
DrLausiv: hahaha*
DrLausiv: yeah.
exitmouse: BUT SPACE PIRATES AND PLANETQUAKE
exitmouse: fuck I should have sold like two
exitmouse: so I could buy things.
DrLausiv: hahahaha
hawkysu: D:
DrLausiv: Wow o_O
exitmouse: that is the best I can afford
exitmouse: D:
exitmouse: I'm sorry
hawkysu: Not a good round for me
DrLausiv: ...*grumble*
Round 6 of 9
exitmouse: ._. I am poorsauce
hawkysu: XD
DrLausiv: FUCK YOU ALAN
exitmouse: you got it!
exitmouse: :/
DrLausiv: When you guys do this
DrLausiv: You contribute to the failing of the colony -_-;
hawkysu: yea, but it's fun
exitmouse: it's gonna fail anyway
exitmouse: unless I can win it's in my best interest to HOLY FUCK THE WUMPUS BETTER GIVE ME 300
exitmouse: it's in my best interest for the colony to fail XD
exitmouse: I'm screwed.
DrLausiv: Yeah
exitmouse: can't make a plot.
DrLausiv: xD
hawkysu: XD
DrLausiv: It is _not_ in your best interest for the colony to fail
exitmouse: if I can't win it is!
exitmouse: Now, I think I _can_ win
DrLausiv: Oh _screw you_ Skye
exitmouse: but if I discover I can't...
DrLausiv: You and your tyrannical un-monopolizing-ness
DrLausiv: LOwer right
DrLausiv: GOGOGOGOGGO
DrLausiv: PUB
DrLausiv: PUB
DrLausiv: PUB
DrLausiv: AWWWWW
hawkysu: XD
hawkysu: So close
DrLausiv: This colony is _dyyiiing_
DrLausiv: Uh ooooh
hawkysu: D:
exitmouse: no
exitmouse: that's good
DrLausiv: Looks like ya'll need me
DrLausiv: Yes
exitmouse: as long as people can pay
DrLausiv: it is
DrLausiv: God damnit ALAN is a rich mutherf.
DrLausiv: xD
DrLausiv: That would have been hilarious
hawkysu: D:
DrLausiv: Don't sell a ton
DrLausiv: I've a feeling that price is goin' up
exitmouse: it's entirely random
DrLausiv: I know.
DrLausiv: :\
hawkysu: D:
DrLausiv: Why is the price still so loooow
hawkysu: SO CLOSE
DrLausiv: God _damn_ Skye
DrLausiv: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hawkysu: DAMN
exitmouse: dammit
DrLausiv: YOU IDIOT
hawkysu: XD
hawkysu: both of us
exitmouse: my ex imed me T_T
DrLausiv: hahaahahahahahahahaha
exitmouse: I was like "wtf"
exitmouse: And it was like "you don't get energy kthx"
hawkysu: XD
DrLausiv: xD
Round 7 of 9
DrLausiv: We're so fucked
hawkysu: ENER_G
DrLausiv: FOO-D
exitmouse: CRYSTORE
DrLausiv: HAHAHAHA
hawkysu: XD
DrLausiv: I LAUGH AT YOU
hawkysu: I can't drive the price up
hawkysu: :/
DrLausiv: You _bastard_
hawkysu: MIEIN
hawkysu: MEIN
hawkysu: *
DrLausiv: Take it >_>
hawkysu: I can only build one right now anyways
DrLausiv: :D :D :D
DrLausiv: GOGOGOGOGOGO
DrLausiv: AWWWWWWW
hawkysu: But I have the land and you don't :D
DrLausiv: THAT SUCKS
DrLausiv: Whew
DrLausiv: That would have sucked
DrLausiv: GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGGO
DrLausiv: xD
hawkysu: XD
DrLausiv: Fooool
exitmouse: haha
DrLausiv: You should have caught the wampus then use the plot
exitmouse: ?
exitmouse: no
DrLausiv: We have energy o_O
hawkysu: A lot
exitmouse: I have money
DrLausiv: KNEW IT
hawkysu: XD
DrLausiv: I just made 150$
hawkysu: D:
hawkysu: DAMNNNN
exitmouse: I made more ;)
DrLausiv: I made 150$ on Crystite without having any crystite plots.
hawkysu: me too :O
DrLausiv: Mm mmm mm mm mm
DrLausiv: toasty.
hawkysu: I shall has many energies
DrLausiv: I shall too
DrLausiv: OH SHI-
DrLausiv: Spooooiiiils
DrLausiv: hahaha
hawkysu: :D
DrLausiv: lots of energy
hawkysu: whups, again
hawkysu: awwell
DrLausiv: at least I'm kickin' Skye's ass
exitmouse: eh, that one's hard to handle
DrLausiv: While being the food baron O:
hawkysu: meh
Round 8 of 9
DrLausiv: Not sure why I bought that
DrLausiv: YOU BITCH
DrLausiv: YOU LITTLE BITCH
hawkysu: D:
hawkysu: XD
DrLausiv: You're _retarded_
DrLausiv: JESSE
DrLausiv: STOP IT
DrLausiv: -_-
DrLausiv: This colony is going to fail so hard
hawkysu: (yup)
exitmouse: economics
exitmouse: :l
DrLausiv: No
DrLausiv: You were being a tard
hawkysu: FACEUROMICS D:<
DrLausiv: Multiple times
DrLausiv: Skye was also being a newcomer, but that's to be expected
DrLausiv: You should have been playing more colony-smart to counter-balance that
hawkysu: I just like driving up prices :D
exitmouse: No?
exitmouse: Economics says no.
exitmouse: Plus I don't think we'll fail actually
DrLausiv: No more wampus T_T
exitmouse: the problem was that planetquake and space pirates T_T
DrLausiv: You can't try and tell me that it was _good_ to just drive up the price on those lots and prevent their purchase for no reason was _good_
DrLausiv: er
DrLausiv: lose one of the _goods_
exitmouse: I thought it would be
exitmouse: I'd never tried it
exitmouse: wtf
DrLausiv: OH SHI-
hawkysu: :D
exitmouse: that's supposed to only be able to happen once
DrLausiv: Apparently not
DrLausiv: Good, he's not selling
DrLausiv: Phew
DrLausiv: Nice.
hawkysu: jeez
DrLausiv: hahah spoiled.
hawkysu: psshh
hawkysu: I'll live
DrLausiv: Oh what do you know
DrLausiv: I have a surplus.
hawkysu: :D
DrLausiv: *is still the food baron*
DrLausiv: lag
hawkysu: D:
Round 9 of 9
exitmouse: one round
exitmouse: gotta make 10k
DrLausiv: xD
DrLausiv: JESSE
DrLausiv: DON'T BE A BASTARD
DrLausiv: woops
DrLausiv: xD
hawkysu: :D
DrLausiv: little high
hawkysu: I R teh broke
hawkysu: but I'll live
DrLausiv: That was close o_O
DrLausiv: Why...
DrLausiv: Why would you put it there
exitmouse: why make crystite?
DrLausiv: yes
exitmouse: economy of scale.
DrLausiv: there may be none there
exitmouse: with it
hawkysu: but there is :O
exitmouse: I have 9 crystite factories
DrLausiv: Wait
exitmouse: which means all my crystite factories get a bonus of one.
DrLausiv: oh.
exitmouse: I would have built crystite anywhere
exitmouse: see, it has NO crystite
exitmouse: and it produced 2.
DrLausiv: Wow o_O
hawkysu: :O
DrLausiv: That makes no sense >_>
exitmouse: I know XD
DrLausiv: SKYUE NO
DrLausiv: STOP
DrLausiv: FUCK
DrLausiv: STOP
DrLausiv: YOU ...
DrLausiv: D;
hawkysu: uhoh?
DrLausiv: Dude.
exitmouse: there's 5k!
DrLausiv: If you hadn't sold
DrLausiv: the price would have gone up
exitmouse: of crystite?
exitmouse: eh
DrLausiv: and ALAN would be richer, meaning the colony would be richer
DrLausiv: Of smithore.
hawkysu: Ahh
DrLausiv: SHOW ME THE GRAIN
exitmouse: no alan sold before me
DrLausiv: SHOW IT T OME
DrLausiv: WOOOOOO
exitmouse: Ohh
exitmouse: you're talking to skye
DrLausiv: yes
exitmouse: I'm not sure if we fail or not
exitmouse: I think we _JUST BARELY_ fail
exitmouse: ._.
DrLausiv: Damn
exitmouse: wait, if it's 45, we win.
DrLausiv: Yeah
exitmouse: because I just made 5k
exitmouse: XD
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
DrLausiv: *HOPES*
exitmouse: AHAHAHAH I WON
DrLausiv: WOOOOOOOO
exitmouse: XD XD XD XD
exitmouse: I WON
DrLausiv: SUCCESSFUL COLONY WOOOO
DrLausiv: Fuck the individual scores
hawkysu: YES NO HUGE FAILURE
DrLausiv: I thought for sure we were screwed
exitmouse: BUYING SMITHORE FIRST ROUND == BEST STRATEGY
DrLausiv: Next time, Skye, let _me_ make the low-cost goods
DrLausiv: Because otherwise
hawkysu: You can have the food
exitmouse: No, you charge like 50 for them! goddammit I can't pay that.
DrLausiv: the price of the lowest-goods goes... down >_>
exitmouse: Yeah
exitmouse: XD
DrLausiv: Dude
hawkysu: I
exitmouse: That's a good thing!
hawkysu: do energy
DrLausiv: It increases the wealth of the colony when you pay more for it D:<
hawkysu: pfff
exitmouse: not buying it.
exitmouse: XD
hawkysu: colony schmology
DrLausiv: Because when there's competition I sell it at the baseline of 15 rather than 50
exitmouse: right!
exitmouse: I like that.
DrLausiv: So my assets are worth less, stupid
DrLausiv: So the assets of the colony are worth less
exitmouse: right.
exitmouse: But I make up for it.
exitmouse: :3
DrLausiv: ...-_-
exitmouse: also
exitmouse: by that logic
DrLausiv: But if both you _and_ Skye do Crystite
exitmouse: smithore shorting is great for the colony
hawkysu: (shake)
DrLausiv: then the colony makes that much more
exitmouse: no
exitmouse: because we die from lack of food and energy cause we can't pay for all that
hawkysu: I'll stick to energy
hawkysu: energy is my friend
DrLausiv: I bring prices down, >_>
DrLausiv: just not when you have the money to pay more
exitmouse: anyway by that logic smithore shorting is like the best strategy for the colony
exitmouse: because
exitmouse: we make the colony pay more for our smithore
hawkysu: and enough food to keep me people going
DrLausiv: The problem with that is
DrLausiv: No
DrLausiv: You're not factoring the price of MULEs in.
hawkysu: That's what ALAN is for
DrLausiv: smithore shorting comes back to bite in the form of double-cost mules
exitmouse: but you buy _one_ mule a turn
exitmouse: Whereas you sell 50 smithore
exitmouse: net gain.
DrLausiv: -_-
exitmouse: the price goes way down very quickly too
DrLausiv: BUT YOU FUCK EVERYONE ELSE UP THE ARSE xD
hawkysu: soooooo
exitmouse: SAME IF WE LET YOU CHARGE $50 FOR FOOD
hawkysu: Exactly
hawkysu: poor jess was starving to death
DrLausiv: AT LEAST AFTER MINE PEOPLE AREN'T BROKE
DrLausiv: I told you
DrLausiv: when people need to save, I sell for less.
exitmouse: YOU BROUGHT ME DOWN TO $21 DOLLARS ONE TURN
DrLausiv: Boom.
exitmouse: AND $27 THE NEXT
DrLausiv: Because I can't have it spoiling.
DrLausiv: I SOLD TO YOU FOR 11$
DrLausiv: AND YOU HAD THAT LITTLE BECAUSE OF THE RANDOM EVENTS
DrLausiv: Don't blame me for those D:<
exitmouse: AND BECAUSE YOU CHARGED ME $50 FOR FOOD AND ENERGY XD
DrLausiv: Dude
DrLausiv: You're imagining things xD
exitmouse: You charged me $48 or $49 MANY times
DrLausiv: _when you could afford it_ I charged you that much
hawkysu: XD
exitmouse: So? I don't like it!
exitmouse: XD
DrLausiv: and you didn't pay that much for energy because I didn't have a monopoly on energy
exitmouse: you did at the beginning
DrLausiv: Well sure
DrLausiv: Look
exitmouse: plus, your definition of "can afford" sucked so I got screwed over :P
DrLausiv: I stop at 49$ out of habit
DrLausiv: DUDE
DrLausiv: YOU WON, xD
exitmouse: I know
exitmouse: but
hawkysu: XD
exitmouse: that was because I was a comeback genius
DrLausiv: SO DON'T SAY YOU GOT SCREWED OVER! xDD
exitmouse: I got screwed over so much
DrLausiv: No.
exitmouse: I was last place the whole game
exitmouse: until like the last 3 turns
DrLausiv: That was because YOU WENT CRYSTITE
exitmouse: XD
DrLausiv: Meaning you _sell your assets for 100$ a pop_
DrLausiv: I sell mine at 50$ _a couple of rounds_ and 15$ all the time whenever else
exitmouse: I didn't _HAVE_ any assets because I HAD NO ENERGY
DrLausiv: ....
DrLausiv: What game did you play just now?
exitmouse: UNTIL THE LAST THREE TURNS
exitmouse: WHEN I CAME BACK
DrLausiv: I'm pretty sure
DrLausiv: you and I
exitmouse: AS A GENIUS JESUS MESSIAH ROBOT NINJA
DrLausiv: played different games
DrLausiv: Because you sir were _fine_
hawkysu: Next time, jesse, I shall give you many many energies
exitmouse: THE LAST THREE GENIUS JESUS MESSIAH ROBOT NINJA TURNS
exitmouse: ONLY
exitmouse: WAS I FINE
exitmouse: Skye: THAT IS EXACTLY THE SORT OF PRO-TEAM THINKING WE NEED
hawkysu: if, you give many cheap crystites
exitmouse: I'll sell for the lowest I can :/
exitmouse: I always do