Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed

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BDIV: hi andy

flotti visits

BDIV: hi flotti

flotti: hi bdiv

BDIV joined the game in slot 2

A.N.D.Y.: hi

Hiturunk visits

A.N.D.Y.: join

A.N.D.Y.: all

BDIV: ok all have a seat and let's kick into hi gear

BDIV: *high

Hiturunk joined the game in slot 3

Hiturunk: Never played before. .-.

BDIV: ah

BDIV: i suggest you play a few training games against the computer first

BDIV: you will learn alot of the mechanics

A.N.D.Y.: flotti

BDIV: also there are several websites about how the game is played

Hiturunk: Naw, I get my [pardon my profanity] ass kicked a few times and that's the best way to learn.

A.N.D.Y.: join

BDIV: in or out flotti

ea88usa visits

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BDIV: sweet

magus5 visits

BDIV: boot flo and let's go

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ea88usa: bwahaha

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BDIV: sorry mag you were a tid late

Round 1 of 12

ea88usa: darn it

ea88usa: went too fast =/

A.N.D.Y.: lol

ea88usa: oh well, at least i won't starve now

ea88usa: :(

BDIV: true you will not

ea88usa: yeah... cartman's mom is a big fat bitch

ea88usa: she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world *hums*

ea88usa: oh wait, nevermind

ea88usa: it's kyle's

ea88usa: raaaaaaaaaaawrrrrr

ea88usa: hmm...

BDIV: press space to catch him

ea88usa: is green a real person?

Hiturunk: Ah, Space to catch him.

BDIV: not yet they haven't played before

ea88usa: press space

ea88usa: at end too

ea88usa: don't make us wait

Hiturunk: .-. Sorry.

BDIV: you will learn

ea88usa: i take it he's just new...

ea88usa: oooh

BDIV: ty andy >:)

ea88usa: oops, i didn't just buy all of them did i -.-

ea88usa: nooooooooooooooooooooooo

ea88usa: now i don't have money to build :(

BDIV: LOL

BDIV: nothing like starting off the game with one player broke as all hell

ea88usa: i have food at least

BDIV: don't sell your food for less than that

BDIV: save your energy

ea88usa: don't advise the noob

Round 2 of 12

ea88usa: i had to learn all on my own

Hiturunk: That's the way I feel. :P

BDIV: i wasn't around then or i would of helped you

ea88usa: go up as high as possible

ea88usa: so no one buys it

ea88usa: or at the very least they don't get it cheap

ea88usa: haha, how's the advise now!

ea88usa: BWAHAHA

BDIV: sounds normal to me

BDIV: you are the only one that can buy it

ea88usa: no i'm not

Hiturunk: Yay, I'm broke.

ea88usa: i have nothing -.-

ea88usa: oh, green :-P

ea88usa: i'm very me-centered today xD

ea88usa: let's sing about me me me

ea88usa: i'm quite great

ea88usa: it's me

ea88usa: xD

ea88usa: i'd sell out on ticketmaster i'm sure xD

Hiturunk: YOU, YOU, YOU, ARE A SLIGHT PINKISH COLOUR, OH YOU...

BDIV: i would rather have my pride and joy removed

BDIV: lol

BDIV: find the wampus then go to the pub

ea88usa: Look up Agnes - Love Love Love on youtube

ea88usa: and replace the words with me me me xD

ea88usa: there i go again, overbuying -.-

Round 3 of 12

ea88usa: haha

ea88usa: no one can buy lol

A.N.D.Y.: lol

ea88usa: that's ridiculous

ea88usa: noooo

BDIV: that's life

ea88usa: bdiv, lucky

ea88usa: will he take it or will he go?

ea88usa: ooh, surprise surprise

ea88usa: here we go now...

ea88usa: raise it andy

ea88usa: and hiturunk

Hiturunk: YEAH.

ea88usa: at least he didn't get a mountain =/

ea88usa: On and on, this love I feel for me goes on and on and on and on.

ea88usa: ouch

ea88usa: no fair

A.N.D.Y.: lol

Hiturunk: I won a hundred and you lost 75. xD

A.N.D.Y.: no money

BDIV: leaders get hurt laggers get help

ea88usa: i'm not even that ahead

ea88usa: not moreso than blue anyhow

ea88usa: lucky orange...

ea88usa: so wrong

BDIV: that is a blessing and a curse

ea88usa: so incredibly wrong

A.N.D.Y.: lol

ea88usa: so low... but i need moneys =(

BDIV: ty ea

BDIV: i love you.... in a craazy mule kinda way

ea88usa: you mean in an i love me kind of way?

ea88usa: xD

BDIV: no as in... you took first kinda way

BDIV: DOH!!!!!

Round 4 of 12

ea88usa: i told you you were so ahead

BDIV: bite me

ea88usa: where and how hard ;)

ea88usa: lol

BDIV: yeah yeah

ea88usa: Omg... I'm not sure how well I can play now...

ea88usa: I think I'm blind....

BDIV: ....???

ea88usa: Look up fat men dancing black eyed peas

BDIV: sure they just don't have black eyes?

ea88usa: no

ea88usa: look up on youtube...

BDIV: as for biting me.. that depends on your gender

ea88usa: it's a guy as a big as couchseat

ea88usa: shaking his "lovely lady junk"

ea88usa: gender or sex?

BDIV: your choice

ea88usa: very different things dont'cha know

Hiturunk: Did I lose the money for that mule?

ea88usa: yep

BDIV: yep

Hiturunk: Weak. ;-;

ea88usa: that's why you have to watch the clock green

BDIV: and what did we learn?

Hiturunk: Be home before the timer's up.

Hiturunk: xD

BDIV: or use it as part of a strategy

ea88usa: noooo

ea88usa: my farm's down

BDIV: hit space

BDIV: this game is 80 minutes long hit... you want it to go by fast

ea88usa: WESOME!!!!!!

ea88usa: don't buy green

ea88usa: lol

ea88usa: omg

Hiturunk: xD

ea88usa: 230 is like highest you'll get for it

ea88usa: so blue... you've established yourself as the one to beat

BDIV: so says the person in the lead

BDIV: :P

ea88usa: not really

ea88usa: no food

BDIV: i am making certain of that as well since you also have no energy

ea88usa: cruel

BDIV: 350 to 400

ea88usa: i have limit

ea88usa: i won't go higher than

Round 5 of 12

BDIV: how did you get it?

ea88usa: dunno

ea88usa: i'm probably gonna lose though

BDIV: oh well

ea88usa: have electricity now though...

ea88usa: so we'll see how much a one turn advantage will do you

BDIV: it's a good lead i know that much

ea88usa: oh, i know too

ea88usa: i'm just saying, we'll see

ea88usa: So, where's everyone from?

BDIV: illinois usa

Hiturunk: Arkansas, USA.

ea88usa: TX originally, though, MN now

ea88usa: You andy?

BDIV: oh we are close

A.N.D.Y.: germany

ea88usa: Deutschland xD

BDIV: i love it there

ea88usa: Crazy coincidence

ea88usa: I'm listening to Nena right now xD

BDIV: what is?

BDIV: LOL

ea88usa: looks like a two turn lead

ea88usa: you won already

BDIV: depends on crys

Round 6 of 12

A.N.D.Y.: lol

ea88usa: hiturunk, make him pay more!

BDIV: sure go broke :)

BDIV: meh

ea88usa: HAHA

A.N.D.Y.: ^lol

ea88usa: Du guckst mich an, und ich geh mit

ea88usa: Und der ist ewig, dieser augenblick

ea88usa: Da scheint die sonne, da lacht das leben

A.N.D.Y.: ???

BDIV: he is from the US and lives in germany

ea88usa: Da geht mein herz auf... ich will's dir geben. Ich will dich tragen, ich will dich lieben, denn die liebe, ist geblieben.

ea88usa: No I don't

BDIV: he is using google fish

ea88usa: I just study German

ea88usa: and Verliebt in Berlin xD

BDIV: no i mean andy is

ea88usa: Well, I don't actually study German anymore

ea88usa: Norwegian major

ea88usa: but close enough xD

BDIV: what is your favorite part of norway-finland?

ea88usa: Norway-Finland isn't a country -.-

ea88usa: But... Bergen

BDIV: they are countries

ea88usa: Byen er Bergen og laget er BRANN!

ea88usa: Though of course... who doesn't love Åland

ea88usa: Duty free goodness, w0000000000t

BDIV: a shame i have never seen a duty free there

ea88usa: HAHA

ea88usa: åland islands?

BDIV: don't buy

ea88usa: This is what you get for helping blue

BDIV: 230 is highest price store will buy

ea88usa: and not letting me buy energy

ea88usa: now you've stifled competition

BDIV: i didn't buy energy

BDIV: andy did

ea88usa: yeah

ea88usa: but he helped you

ea88usa: in doing so

BDIV: no he helped andy

BDIV: pirates just happened to come along

A.N.D.Y.: 200

ea88usa: I'm going no higher than 140

BDIV: there i was nice

ea88usa: yeah.. much good that will do me

A.N.D.Y.: 200

BDIV: enough to get another plant built

BDIV: now andy is helping :P

ea88usa: you will regret crossing me

Round 7 of 12

BDIV: who?

ea88usa: whomever crossed me

BDIV: you sound like a really outside kinda guy

ea88usa: in what way?

ea88usa: AHHAAH

BDIV: next time cut it off

ea88usa: Your child will die!

ea88usa: Främling, vad döljer du för mig?

ea88usa: I dina mörka ögån. xD

BDIV: valdicg mabv val boushdiche

ea88usa: Hæ?

ea88usa: No te entiendo para nada

BDIV: let me go ask a mexican

ea88usa: I should have taken my ritalin today =/

ea88usa: I feel like just typing up song lyrics

BDIV: no you should have stayed in your coma

BDIV: :P

BDIV: lol

Hiturunk: You know Ritalin is Meth, Right?

BDIV: hit space please

BDIV: no wonder we like it

Hiturunk: Fuck the pirates!

BDIV: ouch again

ea88usa: Look inside, look inside you're tiny mine then loko a bit harder. 'Cause we're so uninspired. So sick and tired, of all the hatred you harbour. So you say, it's not okay to be gay. Well I think you're just evil. You're just some racist who can't tie my laces, your point of view is medieval

BDIV: why did you sell hit?

Hiturunk: Dunno, Felt like it.

Hiturunk: xD

Hiturunk: I need the extra bank for investment. xD

ea88usa: Fuck you, fuck you very very mu u u u uch. 'Cause we hate what you do, and we hate your whole crew, so place don't stay in tou u uch.

BDIV: i have ocean front property in siberia if you want it

ea88usa: Ewww

ea88usa: Do you have any in Cyprus?

BDIV: if i did i would be at the beach right now

ea88usa: It would be better if it were in South Padre xD

Round 8 of 12

ea88usa: You can do it green, you can do it green

ea88usa: I'm cheering for green this game

BDIV: orange is all over

ea88usa: And placing my wrath on ANDY and BDIV

ea88usa: the evil-dooer

ea88usa: s

BDIV: thank you... i try to hide the tail and horns

Hiturunk: The evil Doors!

BDIV: but you found me out

ea88usa: *Puts on his Bush accent*

BDIV: don't ask hit just go along with it

Hiturunk: I was too busy taking a hit for me to ask about it.

BDIV: you didn't miss much trust me

BDIV: lol

Hiturunk: This game is /awesome/ to toke and play.

Hiturunk: xD

ea88usa: mhm, it's half the fun

ea88usa: since it's so turn-based

ea88usa: have to do something to pass the time

Hiturunk: Naw, It's interesting enough to watch you guys' turns, Learn a bit from what you're doing.

ea88usa: A.N.D.Y. do you watch Eurovision:-P?

Hiturunk: But the ganj just adds a certain degree of: "What is this shit?"

BDIV: space

ea88usa: Space green, space

ea88usa: Blue won....

ea88usa: I blame A.N.D.Y.

ea88usa: xD

BDIV: actually i blame you

ea88usa: Jag är fångad av en stormvind, fast för dig

BDIV: being greedy and not building a balanced economy for yourself took away some challenge for me

ea88usa: ingenting kan hindra mig xD

Hiturunk: Finally I got to sell some of my product.

ea88usa: I would have won...

ea88usa: Had I not built the farm first

BDIV: but you were not balanced

ea88usa: Men.. men...

ea88usa: jag är fångad av en stormvind xD

BDIV: you are a man yourself, no?

ea88usa: yes, why?

BDIV: then what pray tell is the issue?

ea88usa: Your face

ea88usa: oOOohhhhHh

ea88usa: BURNnnnnnnnnnn

ea88usa: xD

Round 9 of 12

A.N.D.Y.: lol

ea88usa: DAMINT

ea88usa: *DAMNIT

BDIV: lol

ea88usa: What the hell am I supposed to do with that much land

Hiturunk: Develop it?

Hiturunk: ;-;

ea88usa: In these few turns...

Hiturunk: I have so much less land than all of you.

BDIV: grow more drugs and get high till the ship gets back

Hiturunk: That's what I'd do. :D

Hiturunk: Grow me some sweet Mary Jane.

BDIV: i could see it now all of us get dropped off and they come back to NOT see a giant strip mine but alot of pretty green plants covering everything and huge pillars of smoke coming from us

Hiturunk: LAWL.

ea88usa: lol

ea88usa: jag har aldri glemmt vem jag var, jag har bara låttit det sova

BDIV: fyi hit... you only need at most two food plots

BDIV: one if it is on the river will be enough to suffice for the game

ea88usa: jag vil leva lycklig, for at jag är jag

ea88usa: kunne vära starkt och frikt, ser hur natten går mot dag

BDIV: spcae

ea88usa: jag är här och mitt liv är bara mittttt

BDIV: space

BDIV: HIT! SPACE!

ea88usa: are we gonna have to f' y ou up green xD

ea88usa: Ugh.... we'll see we'll see... this probably won't work out =/

BDIV: you better be praying for a big ole fire

ea88usa: yeah, i know

BDIV: so long as you know

Round 10 of 12

ea88usa: lucky bastard

A.N.D.Y.: lol

ea88usa: Sorry, went to restroom

ea88usa: Yeah, this won't pay out.

ea88usa: Damnit, bought too much

ea88usa: I would have boughten for higher than andy

ea88usa: your loss green

ea88usa: now not only no compeitition, but less money for you

Round 11 of 12

ea88usa: Screw you all *in stewie voice*

ea88usa: I'll go no more than 250

Round 12 of 12

ea88usa: move down everyone

ea88usa: we don't want to waste time waiting for the ticker

Hiturunk: I think for a first game this's been pretty good.

ea88usa: Except I got screwed over

BDIV: on the last round don't buy or sell

BDIV: just let the timer go

ea88usa: move down to buy though

Hiturunk: Blame it all on everyone else. xD

ea88usa: guess it won't matter except for electricity and crystite though

ea88usa: move down

ea88usa: great

BDIV: no it really doesn't matter

ea88usa: stupid idiots

ea88usa: you're making us waste our time

BDIV: it is counted as assets

BDIV: the number of a commodity times the price of what the store is willing to pay for it

BDIV: that is what is your assets are worth plus 500 per piece of land

ea88usa: stop moving down

ea88usa: and selling

ea88usa: you're wasting our time

BDIV: gg all

ea88usa: haha

ea88usa: now you see

A.N.D.Y.: gg all ty

ea88usa: you see how it is

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