Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
jyphys visits
jyphys joined the game in slot 1
flounder2017 visits
SushiK joined the game in slot 2
flounder2017 joined the game in slot 3
SushiK: 1391st?
SushiK: aww man
SushiK: ready up flounder?
Added computer player <J.I.M.>
SushiK: nvm sorry
jyphys: well if you can beat me this game, we'll both be (323+1391)/2 rd
SushiK: you have to let me win then
Round 1 of 12
jyphys: what?
jyphys: you're kidding me
SushiK: i couldnt see him
SushiK: J.I.M: back for vengeance
jyphys: lol
jyphys: Back to make smithore
SushiK: oh, you like my assaying skills?
jyphys: not bad...
SushiK: since i found it, I call it
jyphys: Did you have a feeling about that plot
SushiK: i had a feeling that it was next to my plot
flounder2017 left the game
Computer takes over flounder2017
SushiK: ha! i win forever
Round 2 of 12
SushiK: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jyphys: HA HA HA HA HA HA
SushiK: FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SushiK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY ASSAYINGGGGGGG!!!!!!
jyphys: HA HA HA HA HA
SushiK: NOOOOO KAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!
jyphys: I think I wet myself a little
SushiK: your plot moves are full of win
SushiK: why is it i never win at a plot choice?
SushiK: for all of these years...
SushiK: not once
jyphys: Last place = first choice
SushiK: hmm
SushiK: did you strategically choose to be in last place?
jyphys: I didn't get it, computer did
SushiK: oh
SushiK: whoops
SushiK: well thats ok then
SushiK: i unit of food for my kazingas
SushiK: 1 unit that is
SushiK: damn
SushiK: waste of profit there
SushiK: forgot about this last place first businesss
Round 3 of 12
SushiK: hurray?
jyphys: nice
SushiK: thanks
SushiK: i like human flounder better than AI flounder
jyphys: damn taxes
SushiK: yeah
SushiK: i got a $417 tax refund though
SushiK: so they work out sometimes
jyphys: nice
jyphys: I realized they weren't witholding on my fellowship
jyphys: So im probably getting a -417 refund
SushiK: HA!
SushiK: damn that sucks
jyphys: what the crap is that crap?
SushiK: can you swing it?
SushiK: meteors love me
SushiK: or hate my mules, one of those
jyphys: Ya I think your mules offended the god of meteors
SushiK: 12 dollar profit
jyphys: nice
SushiK: im a business man
jyphys: Here comes the pain
SushiK: i do the best that i can
SushiK: HA!
SushiK: you owe me
Round 4 of 12
jyphys: Ugh going blind
SushiK: i cant see these guys
SushiK: faster than they used to be
SushiK: kids these days and their 'wanting to go fast'-ness
jyphys: Ya, I think the speed is set to "Xbox generation"
SushiK: yay
SushiK: sell damn you!
SushiK: all of it!
SushiK: yes!
jyphys: Couldn't afford the great smithore shortage of 2010
SushiK: seriously
SushiK: here we go
jyphys: 1 unit?
jyphys: GAHH
SushiK: i made 1 energy?
SushiK: the hell?
SushiK: boned!
Round 5 of 12
SushiK: doh
jyphys: Eh, thats ok I guess
SushiK: nah i said doh because you snagged my plot
SushiK: and im last too!
jyphys: Oh I thought you'd go for that one!
SushiK: !!
jyphys: YEEEEESSSSSS
SushiK: nice spot
jyphys: just a guess. Sorry I made it now
jyphys: How can I get in last place...
SushiK: its mine i tell you! mine!
SushiK: whoa
SushiK: this could work out
jyphys: no
jyphys: I want mules
SushiK: no?
SushiK: too bad
SushiK: i havent seen high crystite prices yet
jyphys: 150 is max i think
SushiK: did they nerf crystite?
jyphys: maybe 140
jyphys: Its always been that low i think
SushiK: oh
SushiK: wow
jyphys: Others can get higher, but crystite more often
SushiK: that plot is mine
Round 6 of 12
SushiK: wow pricey
jyphys: My wampus skills have abandoned me!
SushiK: damn
jyphys: lol owned
jyphys: oh that was you
jyphys: lol
jyphys: got it done tho
SushiK: yes owned
jyphys: Wait, I think its bad if we ALL make crystite
SushiK: everyones doing smithore it seems
SushiK: ho hum
SushiK: yeah! fuck smithore!
jyphys: damn
SushiK: yeah! go crystite!
jyphys: whoa
SushiK: go us
Round 7 of 12
jyphys: He let you get that shit?
jyphys: Ridiculous!
SushiK: fuck
SushiK: but yeah
SushiK: maybe plot selection is based on ranking
SushiK: if we only keep one free mountain, wampus hunting will be a breeze
jyphys: treu
jyphys: true*
jyphys: ouch
SushiK: doh
SushiK: fuck
SushiK: no energy
jyphys: 1 energy
jyphys: god damn
SushiK: uh oh
SushiK: i predict serious energy scalping
jyphys: no, we wouldnt do that
SushiK: aww
SushiK: you beat me
jyphys: need some in the store, making me nervous on that food
SushiK: pshh
jyphys: eric?
SushiK: aww
SushiK: i knew he was going to move down eventually
Round 8 of 12
SushiK: lol!
SushiK: fish in a barrel
SushiK: goddamnit!
jyphys: Free money!
SushiK: lol
jyphys: ATM mountain
SushiK: man you'd think he'd learn
jyphys: That wampus is rich
SushiK: yeah, must be counterfeit mountain
jyphys: Jeez won't have to worry about energy shortage
jyphys: nvm
SushiK: fuuck
SushiK: god hates my energy collectors
jyphys: lol
SushiK: why hast thou forsaken my energy collectors!!
SushiK: arghh!!
SushiK: my rankings!!
SushiK: people will think i suck ass!
jyphys: don't worry i know that pirate is coming next turn
jyphys: I feel it
jyphys: With my MULE senses
SushiK: i want a rematch
jyphys: lol
SushiK: until i win
jyphys: I have school at 10 tomorro
SushiK: 10.5 hrs
SushiK: or 11.5 hrs i guess
jyphys: lol
jyphys: Have to grade quantum hw
Round 9 of 12
jyphys: God why do I bother making energy
jyphys: Smithore mule, eh
SushiK: maybe there is no pirateoof
SushiK: whoops
SushiK: two chats in one there
jyphys: Oh, interesting
SushiK: ha!
jyphys: No!
jyphys: a betting man, eh?
SushiK: lol
jyphys: Getting nervous about that pirate
SushiK: yeah
SushiK: have you seen him in this version?
jyphys: ya
SushiK: ha!
jyphys: lol
jyphys: douchie
SushiK: not that you need that much really
jyphys: need to install 2 mules hopefully
SushiK: clost
SushiK: close
Round 10 of 12
jyphys: LOL!
SushiK: eh?
jyphys: What?
jyphys: How many energy plots does he need?
SushiK: yeah, AI can be kinda strange
jyphys: yep
jyphys: There it is
SushiK: kicking myself
SushiK: seriously kicking myself
jyphys: I sell your smithore!
jyphys: Ha ha ha
SushiK: if i lose by 1000 im going to be pissed
jyphys: You got a plot more = 500
SushiK: lets do this
jyphys: ha
SushiK: ass!
jyphys: lol
SushiK: revenge eh?
SushiK: a dish best served electronicalluy
jyphys: What the...
SushiK: yeah
jyphys: Free energy for all!
SushiK: weird strat
Round 11 of 12
SushiK: fuck you space pirates
jyphys: oh damn
SushiK: AARGHH!
jyphys: ow
SushiK: nice
jyphys: We're good on mules too, i think
jyphys: 52?
SushiK: praying on next turn
SushiK: really praying now
SushiK: why didnt i think of that
jyphys: ha no
SushiK: you are a mule geius
SushiK: genius that is
SushiK: those guys, are no
SushiK: t
jyphys: You got to have some talents
jyphys: This will be super clos
SushiK: cmon crystite
Round 12 of 12
SushiK: wow really close
jyphys: I think i got radiation!
SushiK: im gonna win by 200
jyphys: What's the spread?
SushiK: between us?
jyphys: On bets
SushiK: i dont understand
jyphys: Oh, just jk about betting on the outcome
SushiK: like odds?
jyphys: It will be close. Very close
jyphys: very very close
jyphys: suspense!
jyphys: Ouch
jyphys: Oh noes
SushiK: i just want to see it in money
jyphys: Ya I think you win
jyphys: By more than 200
SushiK: i can buy a new honda!
jyphys: Made of crystite!
SushiK: well i should beat you in crystite, I have two meteor plots
SushiK: that i cheated to get!
jyphys: Ya, I can't believe the cpu let you have
jyphys: Cheated?
jyphys: What's this?
SushiK: with my l33t skillz
jyphys: Pshaw! Pshaw I say!
SushiK: the real test will be to see who has the highest ranking
SushiK: and so, jim became the sole owner of energy
Game Over
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Score saved
jyphys: Beaten!
SushiK: yeah! fuck yeah!
SushiK: I WIN SOMETIMES
jyphys: Nice job!
SushiK: i want that as my epitaph
jyphys: After 20 years of hard work, it's finally paid off!
SushiK: Here lies Eric Younkin, He wins sometimes
jyphys: That was a good game. Nice job.
SushiK: thanks
jyphys: Winning sometimes is good for a Younkin
SushiK: yeah
jyphys: But I win on assets!
SushiK: now im going to go on the mule forum and post my strat
jyphys: lol
jyphys: Get hit with meteors: the guide?
SushiK: lol!
SushiK: its more than that i tell you!
jyphys: lol
jyphys: You did good, I'll give you that. A well-deserved win
SushiK: thanks
SushiK: i gotta win sometimes
jyphys: Let's play again sometime!
SushiK: ok sure
SushiK: ok this music is driving me crazy
jyphys: I've got to go grade, but I'll talk to you later
SushiK: yeah im out
SushiK: see ya
jyphys: see ya
jyphys left the game