Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
tammerraouf visits
tammerraouf joined the game in slot 1
urgrue joined the game in slot 2
urgrue: hi
urgrue: waiting a bit for a couple more
dox visits
dox joined the game in slot 3
urgrue: doctor dox
tammerraouf: never played this before, so excuse me if i am a little slow
Clintone visits
dox: not even 20 years ago?
Clintone left the game
urgrue: to AI or not to AI....that is the conundrum
tammerraouf: not ever
tammerraouf: im not old enough to have played 20 years ago
tammerraouf: read about it on a blog though
urgrue: is this your first game?
dox: simple yet genius
urgrue: lets just add an AI and start
urgrue: ok?
Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>
YemonYime visits
<B.I.L.L.> was kicked
urgrue: join !
tammerraouf: yeah it is
YemonYime: Mind if I join?
urgrue: yes please join
YemonYime joined the game in slot 4
Round 1 of 12
tammerraouf: whoops
Round 2 of 12
Round 3 of 12
YemonYime: :)
dox: laugh
tammerraouf: FINALLY!
urgrue: you have to press space
urgrue: oh man
tammerraouf: i did, i think im lagging
YemonYime: Whoa, land baron!
urgrue: man
dox: sell it
tammerraouf: im getting through on my clicks like half the time
dox: 144 is as high a price as it can go in the store
tammerraouf: its ok
tammerraouf: learning experience
Round 4 of 12
tammerraouf: can i build the mule in the corner i forgot to hit spacebar on somehhow?
dox: what do you mean?
tammerraouf: top left corner
tammerraouf: whatevers going on up there
dox: it's already built
tammerraouf: can i remedy it?
tammerraouf: oh
dox: yeah you can change it
tammerraouf: whats with its appearance/
dox: it doesn't produce anything
dox: you should change it
tammerraouf: how?
dox: go to it hit space take the mule back to the store and train it on something else
tammerraouf: ok
tammerraouf: thanks
urgrue: hit space
Round 5 of 12
YemonYime: crap
tammerraouf: huzzah!
YemonYime: Lucky you!
dox: laf
urgrue: poor mule
urgrue: nobody thinks of the mule
dox: it's not a living
tammerraouf: he had dreams of being a tapdancer
urgrue: stop, youll make me cry
urgrue: lol
YemonYime: :0
tammerraouf: he had all these savion glover posters
urgrue: i had to google him
urgrue: i didnt know tap dancers still had careers
dox: is that the brother of danny glover?
urgrue: or crispin glover
tammerraouf: mel gibson's kid actually
Round 6 of 12
urgrue: man, so you have to be mel gibsons kid to make a living as a tap dancer
urgrue: fred astaire would be sad
dox: fredhaha fred
tammerraouf: i think shirley temple really got all that could be gotten out of the medium
YemonYime: I'd like to see the Wumpus tap dance...
urgrue: tamm you should take the last river plot and make food
tammerraouf: good call
urgrue: man
Round 7 of 12
dox: noooooo
YemonYime: Food's not gonna get much more exp.
Round 8 of 12
urgrue: nioooooo i just killed the wampus!!
urgrue: shit man
urgrue: totally messed up
urgrue: i thought i was green for a sec and got all lost
urgrue: then couldnt decide on what to make, friggin stupid
YemonYime: Happens to all of us sometimes.
dox: you wish you were green!
urgrue: what was the generic retort in monkey island if you didnt know the proper response?
urgrue: "oh yeah well ... " something
urgrue: price better rise...and pirates better not come.....damnit
urgrue: im gambling my empire here!
YemonYime: Harrrrrrrrr....
dox: why didnt you buy smithore?
urgrue: didnt really think of it
dox: sigh
urgrue: i was thinking i could keep the price low so wasnt considering the possibility of it rising
urgrue: but i dont have the market might to keep it low
Round 9 of 12
urgrue: COME ON
YemonYime: Ouch
urgrue: im not even first
urgrue: wampus is dead, my friend
dox: laughhhhh
dox: not dead
dox: just migrated
urgrue: he's dead, jim
YemonYime: Dammit, I'm a gollumer, not a doctor
urgrue: LOL
dox: so you know all about gollum then, i presume?
urgrue: pirates!
urgrue: oh ok
urgrue: phew
urgrue: yay cheapass smithore
dox: lets buy it all up
YemonYime: Heh, I could sell mine.
urgrue: and youd make a million, too
YemonYime: Bah, you'd buy it. You're SMRT
urgrue: i shore am
urgrue: why im a regular eineystein
dox: a veritable genius
urgrue: indubitably
urgrue: so much powah!
YemonYime: Tha flappah has tha powah!
dox: flap flap
urgrue: flip flop
urgrue: wakey wakey
dox: yo tammerrrou
dox: push da button
YemonYime: Pressa tha buttona
urgrue: hmmm
YemonYime: Hope he went to tinkle
urgrue: fortunately i love this song
urgrue: tinkles should be announced
dox: hmm
urgrue: requested and approved by committee
urgrue: soon i may have to kick
YemonYime: flushes optional
YemonYime: Yo, tam, you there?
YemonYime: Answer soon, or thou shalt perhaps be kick-ed
urgrue: hmm ok so kick?
dox: yime to the yemon, yemon to the yime
urgrue: lol
dox: kik
urgrue: kicking in 10....
urgrue: 5....
YemonYime: Yup. Got no choice.
Computer takes over tammerraouf
tammerraouf was kicked
Round 10 of 12
dox: hm that's a no crystite plot
urgrue: i know
urgrue: pirates!
urgrue: phew
dox: you shoulda left me 10
dox: they spoil after 50
YemonYime: Ah, I forgotted that.
urgrue: grrr
urgrue: pirates will come for sure
urgrue: but 56 is robbery
dox: well you have to sell 6 minimum
urgrue: yup
YemonYime: Both Smithore and Christite 50 min?
dox: max
YemonYime: ah ya
YemonYime: AI's gonna have a flea market
Round 11 of 12
YemonYime: Nice abs on that MULE
urgrue: where can i get an issue of PlayMule?
urgrue: nooooo
dox: arrrrrrrr!
urgrue: noooo
urgrue: phes!
urgrue: i mean phew!
dox: buy
dox: fuck we had one more round
urgrue: muaha
urgrue: oh crap i forgot, no events on turn 12
dox: laugh
YemonYime: phart
urgrue: man
Round 12 of 12
urgrue: real estate king
urgrue: hard to compete
dox: 12 plots of crystite!
urgrue: man, fearsome
urgrue: ddi you sell your food mule on purpose?
dox: yes i'm not sure if i have enough energy for 13 plots
dox: i do
urgrue: noggers
dox: haha
dox: 13 energy
dox: oh well
urgrue: well shit
urgrue: thats some crystite production you got there
YemonYime: And a key-rappy smithy price it is!
dox: thanks to urgrue
dox: wooooowoooooooooo
urgrue: damnit
dox: 74 units produced
YemonYime: YOWZXAA
urgrue: i thought the price was determined by demand
dox: and suplly
urgrue: enough mules, no one buing them, lots of ore in store, yet price tripled
dox: if you hadn't sold we coulda wasted mules
dox: there were only 6 mules and no ore in the store
urgrue: oh i thought i sold enough , guess not
urgrue: i have to read up on how the price is calculated
YemonYime: Whoa, didn't see energy going over 200
urgrue: youre gonna have like 30k
urgrue: surprising
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
dox: well gg
urgrue: well done
YemonYime: Thanks guys
YemonYime: GG
YemonYime: FU AI
urgrue: lol
dox: haha
YemonYime: :)
urgrue: see you all later
dox: tammerraouuuuuu
urgrue: bye
YemonYime: l8r