Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed

Ambular visits

Elvie visits

Pescado: Elvie in

Elvie joined the game in slot 1

Ambular joined the game in slot 2

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Aggie visits

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Pescado: Rpime energy looks to be the NW and SE

Pescado: Ambular: you hear that?

Pescado: Prime energy is in the NW and SE corners.

Ambular: Ya

Pescado: Or so it looks, pre-crystite scan.

Round 1 of 12

Pescado: Let's roll.

Aggie: What happened there?

Elvie: ?

Aggie: Am I lagging or did you not all get as much food as you needed?

Round 2 of 12

Elvie: I got one.

Ambular: I got one

Pescado: Don't forget to CLAIM THAT LAND.

Pescado: AGGIE

Pescado: Why did you not CLAIM A LAND?

Aggie: I was waiting for it to go around.

Aggie: Apparently it doesn't go around again.

Pescado: Waiting for WHAT?

Pescado: It doesn't circle.

Pescado: You get one pass.

Aggie: NOW you tell me.

Pescado: If you miss you first shot, aim fir another river.

Pescado: Let's hope the store doesn't burnd own.

Ambular: Pes, tell the Wife to keep her family under control.

Aggie: lol

Pescado: Ponderances: How does Aggie's blob get its overalls on?

Aggie: Carefully.

Elvie: lulz

Ambular: I always have trouble maneuvering my dude out of the energy depot.

Pescado: yay!

Elvie: AT least your dude has legs.

Pescado: THe store didn't burn down AND we got pirates.

Pescado: Good day!

Aggie: My guy can roll if needed. :P

Pescado: Remember, Ambular: Try to go for TOUCHING.

Ambular: I know, I am just splitting my risk from the start

Round 3 of 12

Pescado: Ambular.

Aggie: Should I buy it?

Pescado: No, Ambular.

Pescado: Or not.

Aggie: Too late.

Pescado: Stupid Ambular.

Pescado: It was touching the energies.

Ambular: Sorry

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Aggie: . . .

Pescado: Just wait it out.

Pescado: Survey near Ambular so we know if Ambular needs to move.

Elvie: ok

Pescado: No

Pescado: Nothing to sell yet.

Elvie: try to walk around mountains if you can

Ambular: I know, went in the wrong door/

Pescado: Hmm.

Ambular: ?

Pescado: I think we're going to need a cash transfer next turn during Smithore.

Pescado: Where I will sell you a smithore or two ti get cash for dev.

Pescado: AGGIE UP

Elvie: why

Pescado: Uh, oh.

Pescado: Aggie stupidly STARVED.

Elvie: oh, nevermind

Round 4 of 12

Aggie: FFS

Pescado: Why did you not get energy?

Aggie: Because I had to do something unmentionable.

Pescado: STOP PEEING IN MID-GAME, YOU WUSS.

Aggie: :(

Elvie: *smug*

Pescado: Wait for the BREAK SCREEN before you leave.

Aggie: Ser, yes SER!

Pescado: Ambular: Build above your lower-right strip instead.

Pescado: So make it 3x1 instead of L.

Ambular: Oh, all right

Pescado: BEcause you see how we found crystite there.

Ambular: Only low levels, though

Elvie: little fucker

Ambular: Oooh yay

Pescado: At least food produced well.

Pescado: Aggie, UP

Pescado: UP

Pescado: KEEP MOVING

Pescado: DOWN

Pescado: Elvie, you oversold, but since we're internal, it's not too bad.

Pescado: Me first

Pescado: AGGIE, DOWN

Pescado: DOWN

Pescado: MOVEMOVE

Pescado: WTF are you staring into space constantly for?

Aggie: How am I going to buy energy now?

Elvie: gah

Pescado: Cheaply, energy is only $10.

Pescado: WHY DID YOU NOT MOVE?

Pescado: Fortunately, Ambular has enouh surplus energy that starving at urn is nonfatal.

Round 5 of 12

Aggie: ...

Ambular: Where's the box

Pescado: It stuck.

Elvie: froze

Ambular: Oh dear...

Pescado: We have only 3 mules...

Pescado: So, Aggie, don't plant a mule.

Aggie: I NEED one.

Pescado: No, 3 foods is fine at this stage.

Aggie: I only need ONE more.

Aggie: :(

Pescado: We should plant a mineral instead.

Pescado: Ambular, pub.

Pescado: No time.

Pescado: Then we will get more moey.

Elvie: whew

Pescado: Aggie, just pub, or hunt ampus.

Ambular: What affects the amont of time you get?

Pescado: Fudz

Elvie: yes!

Pescado: Only time for one muleplant, Elvies.

Elvie: meh

Pescado: And smithore is ready to SELL.

Pescado: AMBULAR

Pescado: WTF are you BUYING for?

Elvie: she didn't mean to

Pescado: DIdn't MEAN to?

Elvie: probably not anyway

Pescado: She WENT UP.

Pescado: You don't GO UP.

Ambular: Well, if you say it needs to sell, I assume someone needs to buy it. *Sighs*

Pescado: No, it means the STORE buys minerals, stupid Ambular.

Elvie: No, see the box that says $230?

Pescado: JUst do as you're told, Ambular.

Pescado: Unless someone addresses you, just do nothing.

Ambular: What a delightfully challenging game that makes for. :p

Pescado: Aggie, DOWN.

Pescado: WTF ARE YOU DOING?

Aggie: Urgh.

Pescado: DOWN

Pescado: QUIT URGHING AND DO IT.

Elvie: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Aggie: I timed out.

Pescado: WTF IS YOUR MALFUNCTION?

Aggie: By the time I got reinstated, time was up.

Pescado: Elvie, Empty the store.

Pescado: AMbular, go back up.

Pescado: GO away now.

Round 6 of 12

Pescado: 'k, plant a cog for me and then sell it.

Pescado: Everyone else is OUT OF TIME.

Aggie: You mean ore?

Pescado: Yes, cog ore.

Pescado: THe gear.

Pescado: Woo, aid package.

Elvie: woot

Pescado: Plant cog, sell land, plant food.

Pescado: You forgot to plant the food.

Aggie: Shit

Pescado: Ambular outtatime.

Pescado: Least mule prices will be down next turn.

Pescado: At least no one got run over by a mountain.

Pescado: UNload time.

Aggie: Sell food at low prices?

Pescado: In two turns, we buyback.

Pescado: No, food high.

Aggie: kay

Pescado: Except for Ambular.

Pescado: Ambular should get food low.

Aggie: Okay, Amber FIRST.

Pescado: No, high first.

Pescado: Because then you can just move down.

Pescado: Energy also high, except to Aggies.

Pescado: Since we want to increase Ambular and Aggie's cash reserves for buybacking.

Pescado: WHich is in 2 turns.

Pescado: AMBULAR, DOWN

Round 7 of 12

Pescado: Okay, equip that plot with crystal, Ambular, and then sell

Ambular: So I stay at six plots?

Pescado: Right.

Pescado: Next round, energy low to Aggie first, then up and wait for 150.

Pescado: Stop staring and plant.

Pescado: Aggie: Plant a cog and sell.

Pescado: Just in time.

Pescado: STORE FIRE!

Elvie: heh heh heh fire

Pescado: Looks like we won't be having a buyback.

Pescado: ...

Aggie: FFS

Pescado: IT IS NOT A RACE, Aggie.

Aggie: Jesus Christ/

Aggie: Yes it is, it really is.

Pescado: DO not try to jump the gun. IT IS NOT A RACE.

Pescado: Now get energy.

Round 8 of 12

Pescado: Equip crystal.

Aggie: Me?

Pescado: Yes

Aggie: 'kay.

Pescado: You STARVED ELVIE again.

Aggie: And Amber. :(

Pescado: put it back

Aggie: Almost.

Ambular: Damn, thought I had time.

Pescado: Also, plant another energy on the path soon.

Pescado: Yo

Pescado: YOu WOULD have, if you had pressed space faster...

Pescado: But you are Ambular.

Pescado: And I knew you would not make it.

Ambular: u_u

Elvie: sell?

Pescado: SEll time, I guess.

Pescado: We are overstock.

Pescado: THis game has been exceptionally bad because Aggie has fumbled MULTIPLE ROUNDS

Aggie: Yes, I'm sorry. :(

Aggie: I will do better next time.

Elvie: time to refit smithore with crystite, eh?

Pescado: Looks that way.

Aggie: *me steps AWAY from the down button*

Round 9 of 12

Elvie: huh, missed landgrab

Elvie: but, i have plenty of undeveloped plots, so meh

Aggie: Nooooo!

Elvie: oh shit on a shingle

Aggie: Poor Elvie!

Pescado: Plant crystal, Aggie.

Elvie: hypnoblob

Aggie: Yessir.

Pescado: Ambular should plant an energy, then help Elvie with wahtever else she wants on the other two plots before selling them.

Pescado: Energy should be on the straight, Ambular.

Elvie: crystals all the way around

Pescado: Move the energy to the straight.

Pescado: Time out.

Ambular: Wrong door again, gah

Pescado: Ooh, bloom found.

Pescado: GUess the energy stays there, then.

Ambular: Bloom?

Pescado: It's a miner thing.

Pescado: Disregard previous instructions.

Aggie: I thought you hated 12s.

Pescado: Aggie: Huh?

Aggie: Miner...minor...

Pescado: Horrible pun!

Pescado: /me smacks Aggie

Aggie: Yes!

Elvie: *kicks Aggie*

Elvie: dont sell

Elvie: too late

Elvie: 80=bad price

Round 10 of 12

Pescado: Okay, land help is done, I can grab the last plot myself.

Pescado: In fact, you should have nabbed the first one. :P

Pescado: THen we would have been able to get all land this turn.

Aggie: Oh well

Pescado: Crystal it, sell it, etc.

Elvie: I think I know why Pescado likes the left side

Pescado: BUYBACK

Aggie: Will Amber be able to buy food?

Pescado: No, because Ambular's skills of a planner are fail.

Elvie: wah I didn't get any

Aggie: She needs to sell

Aggie: Good Amber. That's a VERY good Amber!

Aggie: :p

Elvie: yays amber

Pescado: WEll, looks like Ambular gets to eat.

Aggie: I will sell low to Amber first.

Ambular: Do, it will give me time to sell plots

Elvie: Pescado already said sell high first

Elvie: Right?

Aggie: No, I want to make sure she gets enough food first.

Aggie: Oh, she's okay.

Aggie: No food hogging,. you hear?

Pescado: NEtx round: ANY MULE THAT IS NOT TO BE USED GOES FREE.

Elvie: next time, amber, let someone drive up the price before going down

Round 11 of 12

Pescado: Elvie, how many mules you think you can lay down?

Elvie: maybe 3

Ambular: I need 2

Elvie: takes longer with crystite being all the way over to the left

Ambular: Or wait, no I don't.

Pescado: Ambular is fully stocked.

Pescado: So...

Pescado: NExt two players, FREE THE MULES.

Pescado: Plant first, don't convert.

Ambular: Should I seel my crystl plots?

Ambular: *sell

Pescado: If you have time left after freeing the mules.

Elvie: boo

Pescado: WElp, at least Elvie freed the mule.

Ambular: Free themw ith stuff or without?

Pescado: SEll first.

Aggie: That was a good investment, Amber.

Pescado: THen free the mules.

Pescado: No

Pescado: Yes

Pescado: Okay, aggie.

Aggie: Free mules?

Pescado: UP to you to FREE all 4 mules.

Pescado: FREE WILLY!

Ambular: Dammit, I don't go in those two areas often enought o keepthems traight

Pescado: Isn't freeing mules hilarious?

Aggie: Hehe

Elvie: Yes!

Pescado: BOOSAUCE

Elvie: nonono

Pescado: At least we have chicken.

Aggie: Sell, right?

Pescado: Yes.

Ambular: Chicken? XD

Pescado: From Leeroy Jenkins, Ambular.

Pescado: At least he has chicken.

Pescado: Don't do that.

Pescado: You are increasing the time it takes to time out.

Elvie: lulz

Aggie: Sorry, I thought I might amuse Elvie with my blobiness.

Pescado: Do it above the sell line.

Pescado: Then it does not affect time speed.

Round 12 of 12

Elvie: is that a fair price for those plots?

Elvie: damn

Aggie: *wakes up*

Aggie: No selling food or energy, right?

Pescado: Right.

Pescado: Heh

Pescado: the sound ran out

Pescado: Either the pitch shifts to something my old man ears can't hear, or it just runs out at that point.

Elvie: No, it runs out.

Game Over

Saving score, please wait...

Score saved

Pescado: And our score SUCKED because of AGGIE.

Aggie: Sorry about all the earlier mess ups. :(

Ambular: But we still retire in style. :p

Aggie: I will do MUCH better next time.

Elvie: YOU BETTER

Aggie: *is chastind*

Aggie left the game

Elvie: yays, now we can pay moar attention to whalebashing

Ambular left the game

Aggie was disconnected

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