Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed

C64 nostalgia joined the game in slot 1

trst visits

trst joined the game in slot 2

TyGar_ visits

TyGar_ joined the game in slot 3

TyGar_: hi c64

C64 nostalgia: hey gar

Simcoe visits

Simcoe joined the game in slot 4

trst: hello

TyGar_: so.. crystite or smithore today ? c64?

C64 nostalgia: umm... don't know

trst: food!

Simcoe: please don't abandon us this time, C64.

C64 nostalgia: welcome everyone

C64 nostalgia: huh?

Simcoe: You seem to have a high abandon rate.

Round 1 of 12

trst: haha

trst: when c64 starts losing he quits on everyone

Simcoe: Clearly

C64 nostalgia: poison that well... trst

C64 nostalgia: you do it so well

trst: hehehehehehe

trst: he threatens everyone - if you don't sell me food i'm abandonin'

TyGar_: no c64 does not quit if he is losing, i have played a game with him yesterday and he was 4th at the end and still stayed

trst: j/k

trst: c64 never abandons

trst: those are all network errors

trst: from the early days

C64 nostalgia: i'll admit, I have restarted many a game to have 4 human players

TyGar_: can the city be a high crystite plot ? such as the river ?

C64 nostalgia: yep... store, river...

trst: i have a food delivery coming, so if i'm afk in the next few rounds that's why

TyGar_: lol i always think i'm blue+

C64 nostalgia: what cha eating?

Simcoe: Tygar, don't devalue our resources.

trst: i don't have a problem with him selling food to the store

TyGar_: sry i thought i was blue

trst: and chicken fingers with french fries

Round 2 of 12

TyGar_: i think there's only low

C64 nostalgia: 3 chicken fingers and 2 energy drinks

trst: 6 chicken fingers

C64 nostalgia: it's the package silly

TyGar_: so after 3 chicken fingers you drink 1 energy drink

TyGar_: are you over weight ?

trst: and then i put the rest in the fridge

trst: yes

trst: i am morbidly obese

C64 nostalgia: lol

trst: don't laugh at me

trst: c64 hates fatties and south americans

C64 nostalgia: lard ass, my friend

trst: press spacebar to catch wampus

C64 nostalgia: i love carnival

TyGar_: i didn't know that chickens have fingers o.O

C64 nostalgia: people eat chicken claws (?)

trst: it's spelled fingers but pronounced flanks

trst: here

C64 nostalgia: a shrimp poboy sounds yummy!

TyGar_: so it's like: you write "prostiture" but it's pronounced bitch ?

Round 3 of 12

trst: back

trst: yay

trst: a shrimp poboy would be great

C64 nostalgia: old tyme grocery

Simcoe: Paid dearly for that

trst: the food here is terrible

C64 nostalgia: you have to be able to find good food in NYC

TyGar_: where do you guys come from ?

Simcoe: California

C64 nostalgia: nor od so?

C64 nostalgia: or

trst: there's things i like but in my neighborhood it's a wasteland of taste

trst: nyc

Simcoe: The good half.

trst: north?

Simcoe: Yes.

TyGar_: i'm from alabama.. and i'm fat

trst: yay fat

trst: i am fat

TyGar_: oh my allah i really belive that there are only LOW ammount plots ...

TyGar_: see !

C64 nostalgia: muslim in alabama... must be interesting

TyGar_: and i'm also chinese

trst: your apt in louisiana was a block away from a mosque and you never noticed

C64 nostalgia: i'll have to google map that

TyGar_: did i mention that my wife is a black jew and my kids are white hinduists ?

Round 4 of 12

Simcoe: HAHA paid royally

trst: are you really fat?

TyGar_: no, i'm a skinny white guy from austria

trst: hot

TyGar_: and i have boobs

trst: i'm a barely legal schoolgirl in uniform

trst: how tall are you?

C64 nostalgia: i think i like gar

TyGar_: i'm 4'3 and i play in the austrian basketball league

TyGar_: i'm our best dunker !

C64 nostalgia: what's that like?

Simcoe: C64 paid DEARLY for that land.

Simcoe: I think he will regret that purchase.

trst: he's a land whore

trst: he'll pay anything

trst: 5000

C64 nostalgia: 4K in a row?

C64 nostalgia: 3 times perhaps

TyGar_: he would sell his left ball for a plot

trst: yesterday he paid 4k 3 times in a row

trst: see

Simcoe: Seller's run dry.

TyGar_: damn you c64 !

TyGar_: how did you get so much crystite =

C64 nostalgia: damn it

Simcoe: Gouge C64

trst: Simcoe and I will destroy you, c64

Round 5 of 12

trst: once and for all

TyGar_: nice

TyGar_: i bet there is no crystite ;P

TyGar_: FUCk

C64 nostalgia: little schoolgirl unhappy?

TyGar_: trst is the naked schoolgirl

C64 nostalgia: hmm...

TyGar_: i'm the muslem in alabama

TyGar_: muslim

Simcoe: Sell your land C64

trst: c64 please stop talking about children in a sexual way or i will turn this chat over to the super secret division of the FBI

trst: it's disgusting

trst: there should be an internet restraining order

Simcoe: I think C64 is getting ready to abandon game.

trst: you shoulda sold your land

C64 nostalgia: LOL

C64 nostalgia: between the FBI and simcoe... this ROCKS

trst: i am calling them right now

trst: you have are pushing us too far

C64 nostalgia: what about the DEA?

trst: thank you for agree

trst: fuck

trst: wrong side again

C64 nostalgia: NSA?

C64 nostalgia: CIA?

C64 nostalgia: FDA?

C64 nostalgia: ADA?

C64 nostalgia: USDA?

TyGar_: NAMBLA ?

C64 nostalgia: FCC?

TyGar_: KFC ?

Simcoe: GOUGE!!!

trst: c64 please do not mock the american dental association

Simcoe: GOUGE HIM GOOd

trst: this is your first warning

trst: YES SIR

Simcoe: Buggers starved.

Simcoe: GOUGE THEM!!!

trst: hey

trst: i thought we were on the same side

TyGar_ left the game

Computer takes over TyGar_

trst: what?

C64 nostalgia: NOOOOO

trst: boooooo

C64 nostalgia: DAMN!

Round 6 of 12

trst: you drove him away, c64, with your hatred of fat ppl

C64 nostalgia: LOL

C64 nostalgia: he is prbably a youg schoolgirl in a short skirt

C64 nostalgia: i'm so disappointed

trst: me2

trst: you know, if i were a teenage girl i can't think of anywhere else i would be on a saturday night than irata

Round 7 of 12

trst: whoa

trst: lot of money for that

trst: you should sell it

Simcoe: Huge land bubble

trst: you passed up the land selling cubicle

C64 nostalgia: will you eat my bubble, trst?

trst: you ain't got a bubble

trst: although it's been years

trst: maybe you've filled out

C64 nostalgia: NICE, bubble man

trst: thanks

trst: you have cable?

C64 nostalgia: we've gone over this before

trst: you must be thinking of comrade kangaroo

trst: if it was me, then what do i ask next?

Round 8 of 12

trst: i'ma gonna get you

trst: BURN MULES

C64 nostalgia: SIM!

trst: simcoe

C64 nostalgia: SIMCOE!!!

trst: we put him to sleep

C64 nostalgia: your turn

Simcoe left the game

Computer takes over Simcoe

trst: what the fuck is wrong with people?

C64 nostalgia: hmm...

trst: \is it me?

C64 nostalgia: you smell

trst: you should let me win

C64 nostalgia: fuck you

trst: awwwwwwwwww

Round 9 of 12

C64 nostalgia: LOL... buy

C64 nostalgia: buy

C64 nostalgia: buy

trst: hey

trst: c64

trst: how big is your dick?

C64 nostalgia: ha

trst: have you measured it?

C64 nostalgia: whoo-hoo

trst: are you measuring it now?

C64 nostalgia: sooo... how bout steven?

trst: steven guidry>

C64 nostalgia: lol

trst: ?

C64 nostalgia: you are so steven

Round 10 of 12

trst: WHO IS THAT?

C64 nostalgia: 40

trst: ????

trst: wayta?

trst: 40cm?

trst: that is huge

trst: hello?

trst: talk to me i lonely

trst: FUCK YOU

C64 nostalgia: me?

trst: MOTHER FUCKER

trst: ARGAHRHGARGAHRHGAHGRHAHRGHAGRHGA

Round 11 of 12

C64 nostalgia: ARG?

C64 nostalgia: you, ARG?

C64 nostalgia: me, C64

trst: boooo

trst: i need bronze

C64 nostalgia: you're out this week

trst: sigh

C64 nostalgia: don't sigh, smile

Round 12 of 12

C64 nostalgia: sweet buttercup

C64 nostalgia: sweet plum

C64 nostalgia: sweet cream

trst: :'(

C64 nostalgia: sweet berry

C64 nostalgia: do you have pink berry's?

trst: yes

trst: the least you could do is buy stuff from me inflated

C64 nostalgia: do you like them?

trst: never had it

trst: UGH

trst: congrats

trst: ????????????????????????????????

C64 nostalgia: why nit?

C64 nostalgia: not?

trst: you've already won

trst: now i got sit through you cashing out 300 crystite

trst: ?

C64 nostalgia: fingertips

C64 nostalgia: wind blow

trst: ??

C64 nostalgia: hey now everybody

C64 nostalgia: window

C64 nostalgia: underneth ny pillow

C64 nostalgia: wreak my car

C64 nostalgia: hit me in the eye

C64 nostalgia: pass the milk, please

C64 nostalgia: leave me alone

C64 nostalgia: on the wall

C64 nostalgia: all be myself

C64 nostalgia: blue thing

C64 nostalgia: grabbed a hold of my hand

C64 nostalgia: i don't understand you

C64 nostalgia: having fun???

C64 nostalgia: heard a sound

Game Over

Saving score, please wait...

Score saved

trst: :(

trst: congrats

trst: :(

C64 nostalgia: you are so wonderful!

C64 nostalgia: i miss gar

trst: i can't believe i lost to a child rapist

trst: yeah

trst: me too