Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
for_fraks_sake visits
nonzero visits
nonzero joined the game in slot 1
for_fraks_sake joined the game in slot 2
jonpublic visits
steyt joined the game in slot 3
jonpublic joined the game in slot 4
Round 1 of 12
jonpublic: so i learned that the creator of mule was a transsexual
jonpublic: he/she went from a he to a she
nonzero: that is so hot
nonzero: You can do anything when you have all the MULE money
steyt: yeah that is all anyone talks about when they bring her up
steyt: is her sexuality
for_fraks_sake: are you sure you are not thinking of the donkey show?
steyt: she was 1/4 of the creators
steyt: button on production martin
steyt: you slowing this down on purpose?
for_fraks_sake: just getting exercise
nonzero: strech those legs
steyt: word
Round 2 of 12
jonpublic: haha
nonzero: well that is unfortunate
for_fraks_sake: very true
steyt: tax break!
steyt: doh
Round 3 of 12
steyt: that's a high crystite spot
steyt: meteor creates best crystite spot on map
steyt: crystite does not "bloom" from it though
nonzero: no it does not
steyt: i.e. adjacent spots are not necessarily good
jonpublic: are all the spots around a high spot good or is it just the cardinal directions?
steyt: cardinal
steyt: then cardinal from those
nonzero: hha too bad it doesn't let the store buy that
Round 4 of 12
jonpublic: gah
for_fraks_sake: should have left gold pressed latinum
Round 5 of 12
steyt: I'm having a sub-par game
steyt: watch out for d-rock, he's sitting on a shitload of crystite
nonzero: any way to pause this a minute?
steyt: unfortunately no
nonzero: I'll just have to time this just right
jonpublic: dutchy
nonzero: cock!
steyt: <g>
for_fraks_sake: how come i could't buy when I was there too
Round 6 of 12
steyt: last place goes first
for_fraks_sake: martin is dirty
steyt: definitely
nonzero: notice J-V hanging out in last place ;) that's not an accident!
steyt: yeah usually no but this game i'm in a bad spot crystite speaking
steyt: seriously, my prediction? derek victory
nonzero: I tried to be a bit lower =D but I'm not sure how to tweak it so i'm in last yet
steyt: though these other two jibronies are going to make it competitive
nonzero: I have a ton of crystite
for_fraks_sake: ha
steyt: martin button
steyt: !@#$!@$#!@$
nonzero: haha
nonzero: eat it
nonzero: =D
steyt: SHIT FUCK
nonzero: that's what you get for stealing my energy! Pandora loves me
steyt: lol pandora
steyt: blue hippies
steyt: mexican standoff
steyt: it's dog eat dog out there
Round 7 of 12
for_fraks_sake: hmmmmm......dog
steyt: fucking cat-bugs
steyt: nice turn
for_fraks_sake: where were those dogs?
for_fraks_sake: warpped in bacon
steyt: good point
for_fraks_sake: and deep fried
steyt: good turn martin
steyt: wow
nonzero: nice!
steyt: was that a kaypro
for_fraks_sake: crock
steyt: nice turns all of you
jonpublic: i need to get better finding crystite
steyt: there is a bit of luck involved
steyt: buttons
steyt: buttons
steyt: prediction: derek afk
nonzero: yeah
steyt: there you are
nonzero: had to potty
steyt: heh
steyt: BURN
steyt: ASSHOLE PIRATES ARE ASSHOLES
nonzero: why don't we all pitch in for ANti AIr guns?
steyt: i'm down
for_fraks_sake: hell yeah
jonpublic: i'm kind of a more passive resistance hippy
jonpublic: let's try that first
nonzero: I know a thing or two about protecting us from planes!
steyt: holy shit
jonpublic: don't sell
jonpublic: asshole
nonzero: ha, we broke the store
for_fraks_sake: yeah, what the hell ?
steyt: it'll stay valuable
steyt: maybe
Round 8 of 12
for_fraks_sake: dam santa
steyt: ken: once the bid passes the top of the screen, the store goes away for good
steyt: it's just how it works.
steyt: to prevent the store from going away, you need to drop town to the initial high offer
for_fraks_sake: gotcha
steyt: learned for next game
steyt: wow
nonzero: they love me
nonzero: they really love me
steyt: how about your home-world
jonpublic: gd
steyt: lollerskates
jonpublic: how many rich crystites?
steyt: 3 or 4 can't remember
steyt: 1 metor with 4
steyt: the rest have 3 (high)
steyt: then those surrounding high have medium (2)
jonpublic: i can't even find medium
steyt: then those surrounding medium have low (1)
jonpublic: or low
steyt: we are all getting better at this
steyt: i'm so proud of you guise
steyt: *sniff(
steyt: *sniff* even
steyt: whoops
steyt: meant to fall off for one of those
steyt: oh well
Round 9 of 12
jonpublic: no more auctions?
jonpublic: dammit
jonpublic: FUCK
jonpublic: grr
for_fraks_sake: trying to be a slum lord?
steyt: PIRATES
steyt: almost as bad
nonzero: dick!
steyt: man these ice skating chicks are hot
nonzero: err
steyt: my dog is such an asshole to my other dog
nonzero: you have two dogs now?
steyt: yes
steyt: we got a dust mop
jonpublic: a dog and a walking mop
nonzero: sweet ;)
nonzero: fuck!
nonzero: haha
steyt: hey guys, this is a hard lesson about energy
for_fraks_sake: i lost soooo much to spoilage
steyt: it only tells you what you needed
steyt: the previous turn
steyt: save extra for your next turn
jonpublic: cheater
steyt: what i mean is, if you put a new, non-energy mule down
steyt: it isn't going to produce this turn
steyt: it's really fucking annoying
steyt: derek learned this last game i think
steyt: here we go
Round 10 of 12
for_fraks_sake: bat boy!!!
steyt: no health insurance, eh?
for_fraks_sake: were did my mules go????
steyt: dude, one of the US chick ice skaters got a nosebleed during her performance
for_fraks_sake: WTF???!!!!???
steyt: OH, planet quakes can move mountains
jonpublic: too much blow
steyt: if a mountain moves to/from a square of yours, your mules get released
steyt: it's just bad luck
for_fraks_sake: i totally got hosed last round
steyt: probably happened during that last planet quake
nonzero: yikes =D
steyt: brain fart
jonpublic: ironic
nonzero: are you fucking kiddingme
steyt: !@#$
steyt: me and you derek, got screwed
nonzero: fuck yeah we did
nonzero: twice now for us, three times for me
jonpublic: does that move crystite?
jonpublic: i lost one or two too
steyt: does not
steyt: i'm preparing my anus for round 11 pirate
Round 11 of 12
steyt: becca and i have watched a ridiculous amount of olympics this year
steyt: hey so derek you coming for demf?
for_fraks_sake: yeah, look out for those ice pirates...they steal more than just crystite
nonzero: yeah
nonzero: looks like joy REALLY wants too
nonzero: so saying no is not an option
nonzero: though she's very tempted by penguine-con
steyt: "penguicon"
nonzero: I took her to boston for Arisa for her birthday ;) she loves cons
steyt: you two better come for one of those two weekends or I'll kill all of your pets
nonzero: my bad ;)
nonzero: Not Mr. Sinister! that would be so sad
jonpublic: we are dressing up as romans and pushing around a giant collisum filled with wine
jonpublic: you should come
nonzero: I'm prety sure DEMF weekend is locked in
nonzero: my Steampunk costume is perfected now ;)
nonzero: and I sewed a fricken Star-trek uniform too...I'm deep nerd, all of sudden...all Joy's influence
nonzero: ...
steyt: lol, way to take care of your mules
jonpublic: ....
nonzero: when you're this rich, you don't think of the small stuff
steyt: heh
for_fraks_sake: is that what happened to Michael?
jonpublic: wow
steyt: heh
for_fraks_sake: sucker
Round 12 of 12
steyt: nice
for_fraks_sake: that's what she said
nonzero: get off my land!
jonpublic: wait
jonpublic: it all automatically sells right?
steyt: yes
steyt: <--- crystite speculation failed
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nonzero: word
steyt: good game
for_fraks_sake: nice
steyt: that was my word game ever though
steyt: worst even
nonzero: I understand so much more now!
steyt: god i fucked up like 5 times
nonzero: ok, time for dinner ! rock on all, good game!
steyt: you hit the jackpot on crystite
steyt: later
nonzero left the game
jonpublic: what's the url?
nonzero was disconnected