Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
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dox: nobodty?
urgrue: guess not
urgrue: AI?
dox: ok
Added computer player <J.I.M.>
Added computer player <D.A.N.>
Round 1 of 12
urgrue: oops
urgrue: overspent
dox: MAN
urgrue: moronicity
urgrue: no prob, wampus will pay
urgrue: hold on ill be back in 65 seconds
Round 2 of 12
dox: sigh that's a medium
urgrue: nog
dox: morondan
urgrue: no kidding
dox: alugh cheapest EVER
urgrue: nog
urgrue: yeah
dox: ownit
urgrue: lol
dox: mannnn
urgrue: dont you worry, this is merely a minor setback
dox: sigh i suckd too
urgrue: fucker i produced jack
urgrue: man
dox: phuck
urgrue: we have to have mor emoney next turn to prevent him buying
urgrue: i mean selling
dox: not buying?
urgrue: nah dont need it
dox: dude you do
urgrue: i wont have money to muleify two plots anyway
urgrue: and will have enough time for one
Round 3 of 12
dox: could be a high
urgrue: yeah its likely the upper one
dox: yay
dox: i'm high as a kite
urgrue: i hate you dan
urgrue: aieee
dox: wow i'm a veritable cook
urgrue: fucker
urgrue: sell or not?
urgrue: phew
urgrue: feeeed theee ewwooooorld
urgrue: omg no money at all
urgrue: shit
urgrue: i shouldve sold a couple ore
dox: man you're stuck
urgrue: ive been careless, sensei
urgrue: no big deal - next turn i sell a few ore, and im back in business
Round 4 of 12
urgrue: food?
urgrue: yeah
dox: LAUGH
urgrue: it helps to be last
dox: that rocked
dox: sigh
dox: we have to sell
dox: right?
urgrue: not sure
urgrue: maybe not
dox: i think definitely
dox: yes
urgrue: Jesus H. Crystite
dox: laugh
urgrue: lol
dox: AH FUCK
urgrue: haha poor jim
dox: well at least he can't sell
urgrue: run jim run
dox: there's your answer btw
dox: bill, dan, ... jim
urgrue: i wonder who jim is
urgrue: i dont recall a jim on the mule team
urgrue: not that i remember it by heart
Round 5 of 12
dox: you woulda made it, re: the empty plot
dox: third mule re:
urgrue: yeah probably
dox: FUCK
urgrue: great
Round 6 of 12
dox: laugh cpu doesn't keep track of our assays either
urgrue: nog
dox: what was the plot?
dox: the wampus message overrode it instantly
urgrue: 1 2 1 s and no crystite
urgrue: 1 east 1 south
urgrue: noo
dox: laugh accident
urgrue: damn had to be the big mountain
dox: huwaaaa
urgrue: woulda been so much more
dox: you mean woulda been 230
dox: if i had bought the last remaining 3?
urgrue: that too, but without the meteor
dox: oh yeah that
Round 7 of 12
dox: WHAT?
dox: it shoed that i was ahead
urgrue: network code isnt perfect as we have seen
dox: it's horrid
urgrue: lol
dox: once again it showeed i was ahead
dox: boggle i'm so confused
dox: you have 5 empty plots and you're off assaying?
urgrue: i have 3 empty plots that are mostly worthless unless they have crystite
dox: what was top left?
urgrue: low
urgrue: last two highs are prolly both top right
urgrue: though could be the westernmost middle spot too
dox: i mean you can just drop a crystite mule instead of assaying
urgrue: yeah, true i guess
urgrue: woah
dox: enjoy pirates
urgrue: yes, its a risk
dox: this guy's a moron
urgrue: no fucking kidding
urgrue: can we pause at the next ranking screen for about 5-10 mins?
dox: yeah
urgrue: ok ill try to be quick
urgrue: ok!
Round 8 of 12
urgrue: fuck
dox: lauf
dox: buyandsell
dox: 1000 down the drain
urgrue: watch me be 2nd place by exactly 999 points
urgrue: no pirates
urgrue: hmm i underestimated your purchasing power
dox: purchasing power parity
urgrue: 3 possible locations for the last high crystite
urgrue: all taken of course
dox: ffear 50% spoilage
Round 9 of 12
urgrue: fuck of course not me
dox: amazing
dox: 150ms
urgrue: i think it gives disadvantage if youre winning
dox: ffear 1050
urgrue: shit there wont be any mules for me
dox: never got 1050 penalty
urgrue: ah dick
dox: laf
dox: biggie
dox: not
urgrue: now you jump to 1st again
urgrue: fantabulouso
dox: depends on the price of cryst
urgrue: mmmmrrmrhmmmm pirates or no pirates
dox: very likely
dox: hedging my bets
urgrue: ill risk it
urgrue: hedging is wimping out
urgrue: uh oh
dox: laggo
urgrue: captain faggo
urgrue: remember him?
dox: no
dox: whodat
urgrue: oh man lol
dox: roffle
Round 10 of 12
urgrue: roffle = you googled it?
dox: oh shit they're coming
dox: no i didn't
urgrue: you feel it in your bones?
dox: them bones them bones them...
dox: nog
urgrue: FUCKCKCKFKFKF A
urgrue: bastards! come back here with my crystiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
Round 11 of 12
dox: OH my god
dox: phew
urgrue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dox: i win
urgrue: its so not fair that the auction works that way
dox: unless pirates come
urgrue: you fucking win just because of that
Round 12 of 12
dox: yup
dox: taktix
urgrue: dan isnt even crystitefying his meteor plot
dox: 400 closer to win
urgrue: i really coulda won, but absolutely zero chance now
dox: making sure i have something other than crystite
urgrue: of course my FOOOOD plot has energy
urgrue: fucking energize the 4 crystal spot you fucking morons
dox: laugh
urgrue: ah dick
dox: oh fuck
urgrue: in some future game, im gonna royally screw you over
dox: i always forget
dox: round 12 can't have pirates
dox: bahaha
urgrue: ah, true
dox: well
dox: it's only between you and me obviously i'm gonna do it
dox: i wouldn't have done it if there were other humans or if the cpu was first place
urgrue: bah, if today wasnt otherwise a good day id be real sad now
urgrue: id be crying in my pillow
dox: laugh
dox: or perhaps considering playing another!
urgrue: yeah, but no time
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
urgrue: yeah there you go
urgrue: happy now?
dox: of course
urgrue: ill get you next time gadget!!
dox: hehehehehehehehehehehehe
dox: otherwise you woulda won for sure
urgrue: maybe not for sure, but probably
urgrue: you were still outproducing me in crystite
dox: fear did you lose a plot? oh yeah
urgrue: yes
dox: first time i have this many plots
dox: in a game
urgrue: i had two highs and the meteor
dox: no time then?
urgrue: no,gotta do dinner and put kids to bed etc etc
dox: okie
dox: leytah
urgrue: tomorrow prolly
urgrue: bah baye
dox: robinson
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