Training Mode - 12 Rounds

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matl33t: imma destroy you gogle eyes

Round 1 of 12

wake: cocks

wake: OH YEAH

wake: ASSAY THE RIVER BITCH

matl33t: wtf

matl33t: i thot rivers dont have

wake: they do

wake: but you can't mine them

wake: lol

matl33t: wtf

wake: there may even be a deposit under base

wake: they can be anywhere

matl33t: these guys love their wumpus

matl33t: i think youve done enough rounds

wake: no

wake: not yet

matl33t: why dont u just assay

matl33t: to kill time

matl33t: sweeet

wake: assaying is sort of like a public good

matl33t: look at that

matl33t: +5

matl33t: beech

wake: because you help others too

matl33t: my orange wang

wake: I WANT

wake: why you copy my ass

matl33t: cocks

Round 2 of 12

matl33t: FUCK

wake: OH YEAH

wake: GET THAT ENERGY BETCH

wake: ownt

wake: have fun muling it

matl33t: owned

wake: OH FUCK

wake: SHIT

wake: GG PURPLE

wake: LOL THE PRICES

wake: LOL

matl33t: SWEET

wake: fuck

Round 3 of 12

matl33t: wtf

matl33t: second place shouldnt get that

wake: only 1st place can't get it

wake: FOUND IT

matl33t: cocks

wake: oh ownt

wake: ownt

wake: shit energy will be expensive

matl33t: stop being an ore whore

wake: wow

matl33t: not enough food

wake: hey

wake: nice cash you got

wake: can your wallet hold all that?

matl33t: nice ass you got

wake: thx

wake: fuck

matl33t: SUP

wake: fuck

matl33t: man

matl33t: that energy

matl33t: is delish

wake: i don't want your goddamn energy

wake: suck it

Round 4 of 12

matl33t: your wumpus can suck it

wake: fuck

matl33t: somebody got a powah outage

wake: TIME TO GET PAID

wake: timing

Round 5 of 12

matl33t: shafted

wake: dammit

wake: sex

matl33t: yay cat bugs

matl33t: wow

wake: that's why i got it son

matl33t: man

matl33t: cocks

matl33t: so solly

wake: oh

wake: shit

matl33t: cash time

matl33t: jolly good

wake: jolly fuck me

matl33t: meteor plz

wake: lol

matl33t: gg

wake: shiet

matl33t: oh my

matl33t: damn

matl33t: i got shafted

wake: that's a lot of surplus you got thar

Round 6 of 12

wake: why there

matl33t: fml

wake: hey

wake: good shit

matl33t: i forgot about the food

wake: oh

wake: sucks

matl33t: GFG

matl33t: damn

matl33t: i should have done that

wake: not necessarily

wake: i'm taking a risk

wake: might not pay off

matl33t: SPACE PARATE

wake: wut

wake: OWNT

matl33t: shite

wake: dude what are you doing

wake: why did you just buy all that energy

matl33t: cuz im trying to make power thirst

Round 7 of 12

matl33t: damn

matl33t: one more step

wake: TO GLORY

matl33t: why is everyone buying freaking energy

matl33t: YEA GET THAT ORE

wake: wow

matl33t: damn

matl33t: wasted like $30

wake: OHNOES 30

wake: lol

matl33t: ya my energy

wake: enjoy it

matl33t: why am i still first

Round 8 of 12

wake: lol doubletake

wake: knew it

matl33t: nooooos

wake: oh

wake: hot

wake: sex

matl33t: shit

matl33t: i think i did something wrong there

wake: no

wake: you did well skywalker

wake: dude 148

wake: look at all that cash i would've had

matl33t: crap

matl33t: gg

matl33t: woot

matl33t: $10 energy

matl33t: ftw

wake: GOOD INVESTMENT

wake: LOL

matl33t: im still first..

matl33t: wtf

wake: YOU'RE STILL FIRST

wake: LOL

Round 9 of 12

wake: well it's cuz

wake: your ore is worth craploads

matl33t: nice

matl33t: can you stop being a crystal monger

wake: sup

wake: HALLELUJAH

matl33t: what the fuck

wake: altho that only gave me 2 more crystite

wake: lol you bought

wake: at like 120 a pop

matl33t: if i bought all u out though

matl33t: but u had too much

wake: c'mon honey

wake: aren't ai so easy to manipulate

wake: jesus why

matl33t: cash crop bitches

wake: it's like

wake: corn instead of tobacco

matl33t: its like

matl33t: im last

wake: coolbeans

Round 10 of 12

matl33t: man

matl33t: i got shafted

wake: rofl

matl33t: again

wake: how did you not get a plot

wake: when you were last

matl33t: remake

matl33t: i demand remake

wake: sucks i gotta go work after this

wake: shit i should've converted my factories

matl33t: no you dont

matl33t: green sucks

wake: WTF

wake: DUDE THAT WOULD'VE BEEN HELLA BANK

matl33t: ur mom is hella bank

wake: DUDE FUCKIN SPACE PIRATES

wake: DUDE

wake: LOOK AT THAT PRICE

wake: FUCKIN SHIT

matl33t: fml

Round 11 of 12

matl33t: ...

wake: dude

wake: wtf

matl33t: u dont have enough money

wake: lolz

matl33t: balls

matl33t: wtf

wake: LOL

matl33t: FUCK

wake: WHY SO GOOD AT THIS GAME

Round 12 of 12

wake: CAN HE MOVE OUT OF LAST PLACE

matl33t: T_T

matl33t: ..

wake: mine is bigger

matl33t: watch

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matl33t: im first place

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matl33t: last one down means first place

wake: that is a negative

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