Training Mode - 9 Rounds

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Round 1 of 9

wake: see that

wake: two energy first round

wake: pro

matl33t: i wanted your spot

wake: why didn't you get the bottom one then

wake: what's the diff

matl33t: well

matl33t: nobody is getting ore

wake: oic

wake: yeah good call

wake: normally i'd get ore

matl33t: normally

wake: but im going my f'ed up strat

matl33t: you would think i know what the hell im doing

matl33t: but no i dont know

matl33t: look at that green wang

wake: that hot

wake: you know the easiest way to beat ai

wake: is just make hella ore

wake: i did that last game

wake: rapes their face

wake: so i'm tired of ore

wake: i think you'll prob win no problem

wake: 1ST PLACE WHEN DO THE GOOD THINGS HAPPEN

Round 2 of 9

wake: river

wake: called it

matl33t: should i have gotten that?

wake: not necessarily

wake: i was just saying i bet the ai's would get it

matl33t: AITE

matl33t: +75 gg

matl33t: enjoy your munchies

wake: delish

matl33t: so

matl33t: when do i sell this shit

wake: when the price is 0

wake: kthx

matl33t: damn

matl33t: i wasted money

wake: not in my view

matl33t: what was i supposed to do

wake: money well spent son

matl33t: shit

wake: who dat bitch in front

Round 3 of 9

matl33t: it was that 75 that did it

matl33t: chyeaahh

matl33t: imma hog all this ore

matl33t: you suck

wake: LET US DANCE

wake: GRABBED

matl33t: i think you need more land

matl33t: not enough lands

matl33t: lolololol

wake: FUCK

matl33t: how about them energy

wake: OK SEE

wake: APPARENTLY

wake: ASSAYING COSTS MONEY

wake: BRO

matl33t: how much

wake: i think 10

wake: cuz i thought i had 153

wake: but after the mule i only had 43

wake: man 7 bucks from my energy

matl33t: lolz

wake: I BE MUNCHIN TONITE

wake: OH WUT

wake: WUT IS THAT

matl33t: what the fuck

wake: A QUAKE?

wake: MAKE UP YO DAMN MIND

wake: GOOD BOY

wake: shiet

matl33t: damn

matl33t: these comps are pretty smart

matl33t: what the fuck

matl33t: i dont want to be first

Round 4 of 9

wake: dude

wake: what did i tell you

wake: about your space gypsy inlaws

wake: did i tell you or did i tell you

wake: ROFLOWNED

matl33t: jim can suck it

wake: dude

wake: i need cash lol

wake: fuckkkk

matl33t: you can enjoy your food farms

wake: yeah evidently

wake: they are not cash cows

wake: oh noes

wake: fuck dude

wake: fuck yo ore

wake: man i was betting on the ai having half a brain and challenging your ore

wake: dude i'd sell it all

wake: 88 is huge

matl33t: my green wang is huge

wake: fine be a cocksucker

matl33t: and its just getting bigger

wake: wow

wake: can i have some

wake: OH YEAH

matl33t: of my wang?

wake: sweeeet

matl33t: why do they keep 1 energy

wake: i dunno, i guess to be safe

wake: it doens't matter

wake: cuz you can always sell for 10 later

Round 5 of 9

wake: fuck you catbugs

wake: FUCK

wake: MY CASH

matl33t: cat bugssss

matl33t: delish

wake: DUDE

wake: I COULDN'T AFFORD CRYSTITE MINING

wake: FUCKING CATBUG

wake: DUDE I AM SO BONED THIS ROUND

wake: OH YES THE BONE

wake: THE BONE

wake: YES

matl33t: wow

wake: YES

matl33t: really

wake: YES

wake: ALSO

wake: YES

wake: dude my ore plot

wake: so productive

wake: dude fuck that

matl33t: NICE

matl33t: hey

matl33t: i got 42 ore

matl33t: yum

wake: hey

wake: cocks

matl33t: hey

wake: hey

matl33t: i got a bit of cash on hand

wake: oh

wake: hey

matl33t: i have too much

wake: i don't

wake: but

matl33t: i can wipe my ass with bills now

wake: I GOT FOOD

wake: OH YEA

matl33t: lolz

wake: MILKED

wake: LOL

matl33t: FACK

matl33t: its k

Round 6 of 9

wake: hi

wake: i'm a cash cow

matl33t: SUP

wake: so evidently there is a reason not to buy too much land

wake: low

wake: dude obviously

wake: it's next to a medium

wake: you should also know where the high one is too

matl33t: i dont

wake: if you don't then it will be clear next round

wake: or it will be clear after i go

wake: all i can say is you are one lucky bitch

matl33t: hi

wake: hi

matl33t: my name is mule

matl33t: i am too expensive for you

wake: your fuckin ore monopoly

wake: is fuckin me in the bum

wake: fuck

wake: oh boy

wake: CASH MOOOONEY

matl33t: 144 is good for that?

wake: your mom is good for that

wake: my name is caboose

matl33t: hey, at least nothing bad is happening to you now

Round 7 of 9

wake: that's right dammit

wake: wtf you made it 9 rounds

wake: fuck i didn't realize that

wake: why

wake: also

wake: why

matl33t: convenient that didnt happen to me

wake: cakes

wake: yes

wake: die bitch

matl33t: nice

matl33t: lookit that fortune

matl33t: wow

wake: yeah too bad it happened on round 7

wake: of NINE

wake: THX MATT

wake: NINE

matl33t: np

wake: also

wake: NINE

wake: YES

wake: WHO'S NOT LAST

Round 8 of 9

wake: WHOOPS

wake: ...............................

matl33t: sup

wake: pus

wake: yeah ai

wake: way to go ore

wake: at round 8

matl33t: yayuhz

wake: dude

wake: if there are space pirates

wake: i kill myself

matl33t: lol?

wake: wow

wake: i know where the high one is

wake: it's right to the right of that one

matl33t: u assay that shit

wake: man

wake: right there man

wake: RIGHT THERE

wake: dude

wake: if it were 12 rounds

matl33t: well

matl33t: it aint

wake: i might actually get second

matl33t: btw this is the first time i finished a game

wake: btw

wake: cocks

wake: HELL YES

wake: SECOND

wake: dude that's how dumb the ai are

wake: i can fuck up that hard and have empty plots for that long

wake: and still get second over them

Round 9 of 9

wake: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT

matl33t: chyeaa ore

wake: watch me win

wake: there's no use selling on the last round

matl33t: why

wake: because they all get counted for their money's worth anyway

matl33t: oh

wake: i don't even know why they have that

wake: well actually i do

wake: so you know the prices

matl33t: wow

matl33t: balls

wake: see how i saved those crystite last round

wake: and you didn't

matl33t: well

matl33t: what if the prices dropped

wake: yeah that's the gamble i took

wake: lol

wake: actually

wake: if i were logical about it

wake: i should've bought out all of yours

wake: since i was gambling anyway

wake: lol i still have two empty plots too

wake: so sad

wake: PLEASE

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wake: OH WHAT

matl33t: wtf

wake: LOL

matl33t: what the freaking

wake: LOL

matl33t: this game sucks

wake: LOL

wake: I'MA USE THIS STRAT

wake: ALL THE TIME

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