Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
Mr. Podunkian joined the game in slot 1
rinkuhero visits
rinkuhero joined the game in slot 2
Stargoat visits
Stargoat: yo
Mr. Podunkian: yo
Stargoat: anywhere I can read up on what to do quickly?
rinkuhero: there's the video
rinkuhero: on tigsource.com
Mr. Podunkian: you gotta join first
Stargoat: oh right
Stargoat: mm
Stargoat: should I watch the video or what
Mr. Podunkian: i think allen is joining
Stargoat joined the game in slot 3
alllen visits
Mr. Podunkian: watch as much of it as you can
Mr. Podunkian: oh okay
rinkuhero: j
alllen joined the game in slot 4
Mr. Podunkian: oh dear
rinkuhero: space\\
Mr. Podunkian: for your first tuime, keep the HOW TO PLAY thing open
Round 1 of 12
Stargoat: how to play thing?
Mr. Podunkian: press space to pick your first land plot
rinkuhero: make sure to press space before the cursor reaches the end
Mr. Podunkian: get in that little valley
Mr. Podunkian: press space goat!
Mr. Podunkian: okay
Stargoat: window wasn't focused
Stargoat: haha
rinkuhero: lucky
Mr. Podunkian: wrong land!
rinkuhero: dot dot dot
alllen: haha
rinkuhero: you need to put it on your own land
Mr. Podunkian: sell it back!
Mr. Podunkian: its too late
rinkuhero: too late
rinkuhero: lol
rinkuhero: lol
alllen: oh god
rinkuhero: you got lucky too
Mr. Podunkian: ameeeereeeeka
Mr. Podunkian: ameeeereeeeeeeka
Mr. Podunkian: hahaha stargoat, go to the pub for now
Mr. Podunkian: end every tunr with the pub
Mr. Podunkian: your time is running out
Mr. Podunkian: basically if there are unclaimed mountains what you want to do is look at them and sometimes you'll see a little monster face
Mr. Podunkian: that's the wampus. go towards it and press space bar
Stargoat: hmm
Mr. Podunkian: buy food
Mr. Podunkian: so that you're at -0
Mr. Podunkian: wait allen have you not played this either?
alllen: nope
Mr. Podunkian: oh. shit.
Mr. Podunkian: okay well food gets consumed at every turn's start
Mr. Podunkian: er
Mr. Podunkian: end
Mr. Podunkian: something
Mr. Podunkian: space, goat.
Round 2 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: get adjacent land
Mr. Podunkian: it gives you a small bonus
Mr. Podunkian: if they produce the same thing
Stargoat: can a plot produce more than one type of thing?
Mr. Podunkian: nope
Mr. Podunkian: failure
Stargoat: :S
Stargoat: it's a little laggy
Mr. Podunkian: food doesn't grow well in mountains (only one per unit) but since you have two farms next to each other, you get a +1 bonus
Stargoat: right
Mr. Podunkian: stargoat becomes a rich man
Stargoat: what just happened
Mr. Podunkian: people will need food
Mr. Podunkian: no!
Mr. Podunkian: keep the how to play page open it'll help
Mr. Podunkian: okay stargoat
Mr. Podunkian: now there's a need for them
rinkuhero: lol
Mr. Podunkian: sell it at a high price
Mr. Podunkian: no
Mr. Podunkian: go up
Mr. Podunkian: go up
Mr. Podunkian: they can raise the price more
Mr. Podunkian: oh wait there's a stock, i forgot about that, hahahah
Mr. Podunkian: fuck i blew it!
Mr. Podunkian: i should've bought the farm
Mr. Podunkian: i dont even know whats going on
Stargoat: :S
rinkuhero: dot dot dot
rinkuhero: press space
Mr. Podunkian: press space unless you are reading or something
Round 3 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: you're in second place, stargoat
Stargoat: that seems wrong
Mr. Podunkian: if you're making food see that recessed area in the middle?
Mr. Podunkian: it's very good for growing food
Stargoat: right
alllen: what the dick
Mr. Podunkian: hahahah
Mr. Podunkian: you didn't have food
Mr. Podunkian: see that rinku is growing food now? that means the value of your food will go down
rinkuhero: only if i sell it
Stargoat: okay4
Stargoat: si when it comes to the selling/buying round, what goes down?
Mr. Podunkian: it's an auction?
Stargoat: right
Mr. Podunkian: you can sell/buy from other players or from the store
Mr. Podunkian: GET DOWN
Stargoat: I don't need smithore?
Mr. Podunkian: sell it for around 120
Mr. Podunkian: $100 is too cheap
Mr. Podunkian: maybe not TOO cheap but it can be more expensive
Mr. Podunkian: crystite ranges from $44-$140
Mr. Podunkian: dont sell any more goat
Mr. Podunkian: or you'll be in deficiet
Mr. Podunkian: negative food
Stargoat: right
Mr. Podunkian: you need power stargoat
Stargoat: hmm
Mr. Podunkian: if you aren't going to build any power plants then buy extra
Stargoat: right
Mr. Podunkian: see the rightmore pane? that's the store
rinkuhero: sppppaaaaaace
rinkuhero: u always forget :(
Mr. Podunkian: he's not forgetting he's trying to learn the game you NERD
rinkuhero: :(
Round 4 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: as long as you have stuff in the store you don't have to worry about people driving up the prices of things
Stargoat: sorry the window was out of focus
Mr. Podunkian: you didn't get any land bro
rinkuhero: you missed your land
Stargoat: ah right
rinkuhero: that's terrible
Stargoat: >.>
Stargoat: I was reading about crystite
Mr. Podunkian: sell it back at the mule stable if you cant afford anything
Mr. Podunkian: you can afford food
alllen: just doing random things
Mr. Podunkian: hahah what
Stargoat: I didn;t have any new plots
Stargoat: assumed I couldn't do anything
Stargoat: ahhh
Mr. Podunkian: oh right
Mr. Podunkian: well you could swap out things
Mr. Podunkian: and also catch the wampus
Stargoat: oh
Stargoat: so I can get rid of that mountain farm and put something else there?
rinkuhero: ya
Stargoat: hmm. What happened to all my food?
rinkuhero: u ate it
Mr. Podunkian: FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
Stargoat: whoah
Stargoat: what was that
Mr. Podunkian: basically any reserve of crystite that anyone had isn wo gone
Stargoat: and crystite is just used to get cash?
Mr. Podunkian: allen you bitch
Mr. Podunkian: stargoat you should buy that
Mr. Podunkian: off of ok
Mr. Podunkian: being - anything is usually no good except food
Stargoat: okay
Stargoat: so I just lost energy that round?
Mr. Podunkian: you are running at less than full capacity
Stargoat: right
Round 5 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: which means some of your mules might not work...? (i think)
Mr. Podunkian: why are you buying it for so much
Stargoat: becuase I need land :(
Stargoat: because*
Mr. Podunkian: nice fallow land you homo
rinkuhero: hahah
Mr. Podunkian: RACE TO THE FINISH
Mr. Podunkian: find the wampus
Mr. Podunkian: find the wampus!!!
Mr. Podunkian: FIND THE WAMPUS!
Stargoat: wampus?
Mr. Podunkian: yes look at unclaimed mountains
Mr. Podunkian: hear that little beep?
Mr. Podunkian: that means the wampus is visible for a short time so try to look for it and then press space on top of it
alllen: i see
Stargoat: oh, so building IN the river is better for food production
Mr. Podunkian: yes
Mr. Podunkian: buut because you have so many farms
Mr. Podunkian: you get a bonus for that
Mr. Podunkian: the more of one thing you produce, the more easy it is foro you to produce it
Stargoat: so why do I still have no food
Mr. Podunkian: because it doesnt count up your food until the food turn
Mr. Podunkian: now you'll get like a thousand
Stargoat: huh.
Mr. Podunkian: much more than you really need
Mr. Podunkian: NO dont do that
Mr. Podunkian: by putting food into the store you're bringing down the potential value of your own food
Stargoat: hmm.
Round 6 of 12
alllen: i hit the button gay
Mr. Podunkian: poor
Mr. Podunkian: 400 bucks for a mule
Mr. Podunkian: you can swamp a mule's use
rinkuhero: their price is always 2x the price of smithore
Mr. Podunkian: welcome to poverty, bitch WELCOME TO POVERTY
rinkuhero: aaa
Mr. Podunkian: hahahah OWNED YOU STUPID CUNT
Mr. Podunkian: fuckkkkk why am i at an energy deoh.
Mr. Podunkian: allen you gay
Mr. Podunkian: nigger
Round 7 of 12
rinkuhero: :
alllen: this game is hard
Mr. Podunkian: its hard because rinku and i are playing too aggressively hahah
Stargoat: I think I'm starting to get it
Stargoat: so, what's the utility of crystal?
Mr. Podunkian: its a gamble
Mr. Podunkian: theres no utility
rinkuhero: crystals vary in price
rinkuhero: the others go by supply and demand
rinkuhero: instead of randomness
Round 8 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: homo-world relatives more like. you're from planet gay
Mr. Podunkian: hahahahaha ii dont know howyou still manage to have some money when you're down land and also have almost nothing but food hahah
Stargoat: dumb luck
Mr. Podunkian: uh
alllen was disconnected
Computer takes over alllen
Mr. Podunkian: ugh fuck
rinkuhero: boo
Stargoat: bye allen
Mr. Podunkian: what the shit is going on
Mr. Podunkian: ugh i hate having a bot play
Mr. Podunkian: it's so annoying
rinkuhero: ya
Mr. Podunkian: fucking gay FUCKING BOT
Round 9 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: no sell it at the stable
Mr. Podunkian: hahahah unlucky
Mr. Podunkian: ugh this bot is throwing off my game
Stargoat: would there be any reason to buy crystite?
Mr. Podunkian: ifit's at a low price, yes
Mr. Podunkian: why didnt you see when you had the chance
Stargoat: window wasn't focused
Mr. Podunkian: you fucking homo bot
Mr. Podunkian: no
Mr. Podunkian: YOU FUCKING HOMO BOT
Mr. Podunkian: fuck this gay fucking game
Stargoat: how many rounds are there?
Mr. Podunkian: 12
Mr. Podunkian: oh my fucking god that's annoying
Stargoat: what happened?
Mr. Podunkian: the stupid bot
Round 10 of 12
Stargoat: abuh?
Mr. Podunkian: everything is now worthless
Mr. Podunkian: power is kind of worthless now stargoat
Stargoat: should I have gone for crystite?
Mr. Podunkian: what a worthless fucking bot FGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mr. Podunkian: dont buy it you mong
rinkuhero: 14 will spoil
Mr. Podunkian: good time to invest
Mr. Podunkian: dont sell
Mr. Podunkian: now sell me
Mr. Podunkian: your food will be worth more now if you hold onto it
Stargoat: ah okay
Mr. Podunkian: because rinku has a need
Mr. Podunkian: power is pointless and worth nothing
Round 11 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: see, now itos wrth 84
Mr. Podunkian: you can sell it at a high price
Mr. Podunkian: why are you selling it at such a low price
Stargoat: it looked high
Mr. Podunkian: alllen needed 4 units, so you could have sold it for much much more
Stargoat: oh
Mr. Podunkian: wait
Mr. Podunkian: no nevermind!
Mr. Podunkian: you're right
Mr. Podunkian: wait no i'm right
Mr. Podunkian: ugh some faggot imed me and stole focus and i ended up buyign a lot of this useless power!!!
Round 12 of 12
Stargoat: what now?
Mr. Podunkian: last auction
Mr. Podunkian: i would ohld onto smithore?
Mr. Podunkian: i think
Mr. Podunkian: nstupid gay bot
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rinkuhero: ggg
Mr. Podunkian: ffffffffffffffUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK