Roara visits

Roara joined the game in slot 1

Roara: I AM ALL THE ORANGE

Shay joined the game in slot 2

Shay: behold

Shay: typing

Added computer player <D.A.N.>

Shay: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Roara: and podima will be pink.

Shay: that is the plan

Roara: D.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.NNNNNN!!!!

Shay: <<<<<DDDDDDDD.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN>>>>>>>!!!!

Roara: damn that dan, man

Shay: fuck you dan

Podima visits

Podima joined the game in slot 4

Podima: Sup

Shay: oh hey

Shay: you are a penguin thing

Podima: indeed i am

Podima: honk honk

Shay: also I don't know how well your hearing aids pick up midis but this has the best chiptune ever

Podima: lol

Podima: sound's cranked

Shay: also, arrow keys and spacebar for controls

Roara: i am a roara thing

Podima: yep, just verified that

Roara: i can't hear music right nnow :<

Podima: IRATA

Roara: eaj-1019

Roara: yayy

Shay: DUN DUN DUN DUN DAH

Roara: i am in the lead

Roara: you can all fuck yourselves.

Podima: for now

Roara: btw player order is, y'know

Shay: HIT SPACE TO GRAB LAND

Roara: first place to fourth place.

Podima: okay

Round 1

Roara: ties i guess are in joining order

Roara: as right now

Roara: yay

Podima: does path do anything?

Shay: it's river

Roara: path?

Podima: oic

Shay: high food production

Podima: also good, i get to watch roara

Podima: is that food?

Shay: roara will have ALL THE ORE

Shay: no

Shay: roara hates food

Podima: wander around for random events?

Podima: or what?

Podima: OH FUCK

Shay: you can see the wampus GUCK YOU GAME

Roara: HA HA

Roara: wampus = money

Podima: got it

Shay: it peeks out of unsettled mountains

Roara: it hides in an undeveloped unclaimed mountain

Roara: you gotta walk around until you get it, press the A button to get it. and by the A button I mean

Podima: hit space to put it somewhere, right?

Roara: ctrl or space.

Podima: WHAT IS YOU DOING

Roara: pubby

Shay: looking for wampus

Podima: i see

Roara: yeah it's free money.

Shay: DAAAAAAAAAAN!

Podima: can only you see the wampus?

Roara: very handy to start

Roara: we all can

Podima: or all players

Podima: ah

Roara: watch for it

Roara: dan might go for it

Roara: yep

Podima: f u

Roara: it's like, small and blue

Podima: o k

Shay: there's also like only one pixel it can be at

Shay: so mash spacebar

Roara: and walka round and shit

Roara: top left

Roara: it was

Shay: more time on clock = more pub money

Podima: does its location change every round?

Roara: this is our earnings.

Roara: yes.

Shay: yeah

Roara: soemtimes mid-game too

Podima: earnings of that type?

Shay: it can change mid-turn, too

Roara: this is production

Shay: welcome to

Roara: based on building

Shay: STOCK MARKET DANCING

Roara: and this is auction

Roara: wanna buy? :D

Shay: that was a poor investment

Roara: yes it was

Podima: i had no idea what i was doing :<

Roara: $55 is not the highest, but

Shay: it rarely ever sells for 60

Roara: yeah.

Shay: bottom left is current market price

Roara: s'okay though, you have given me some money and therefore we are friends. :D

Shay: XD

Podima: wat

Podima: i am confus

Shay: surplus food spoils

Podima: ah

Roara: can i has food plz?

Roara: :D

Podima: haha fuck you dan

Shay: XD

Roara: dan has enough.

Shay: but yeah

Roara: energy spoils

Roara: because you know

Roara: hookers. and sexy parties.

Roara: need disco lamps and all that.

Shay: basically you lose 1/3 to 1/2 your surplus from last round

Roara: not gonna get one shay?

Roara: oh

Shay: fuck you I don't need energy

Roara: gonna go for plant.

Podima: I AM SO CONFUS

Roara: i can afford $45 here and there for a while

Roara: i am winning, in your faces.

Roara: this is why the steel industry always wins.

Round 2

Podima: what's the stony ground?

Shay: desert

Roara: dan fucked you

Podima: what's desert good/bad for?

Roara: power.

Podima: ah

Roara: is all it's good for.

Podima: wat

Shay: DRIVING UP MARKET PRICE

Shay: FUFUFU

Roara: want it now dan?!

Roara: WANT IT NOW?!

Podima: lol

Roara: basically we screwed dan over

Shay: assay tells you how much crystite is on a plot

Podima: crystite is randomly produced, right?

Roara: yes.

Shay: FUCK YOU DAN

Roara: although there're some rules to it

Roara: but

Podima: FUCK YOU DAN

Roara: it's like

Roara: low/med will be close to high

Podima: don't have to build a mule there for it, though.

Roara: hm?

Roara: you need a crystite farm

Roara: the left-most

Podima: which one's that?

Podima: ah

Roara: it's crystite, steel, power, food

Roara: you can also see how much you have and how much the store has in the bottom

Roara: but crystites are an off-world thing so instead it shows mules

Podima: crystite is needed to make mules though, right?

Roara: no, steel is

Podima: ah

Roara: crystite is like, random external factor

Podima: oh, now i know what to look for

Roara: yay

Roara: fuck

Roara: you

Podima: HAR

Shay: HAHAHAHA

Roara: game

Roara: now i need to buy two, god damn it.

Shay: you will not have time to assay

Roara: it dicked me over once, though

Podima: production is semirandom, right?

Shay: semi

Roara: -3 to +3 of the base value

Shay: stop stalling roara

Roara: your welcome, friend :D

Shay: I'M AN INVESTOR

Podima: two crystite auctions?

Podima: oh, that was steel or what?

Roara: steel yes

Podima: how the hell did i get steel

Roara: smithore or whatever

Roara: you bought it from me lol

Podima: o i c

Roara: and then shay controlled the market.

Shay: I'M AN INVESTOR

Roara: also dan

Roara: lol energy. sigh.

Podima: DAAAAAN

Podima: wat

Shay: fuck you dan

Roara: :3

Podima: fuck you dan

Roara: :3

Roara: fuck

Roara: i blame shay.

Roara: also my mule.

Round 3

Podima: god damn you

Roara: dan autowins lol

Shay: XD

Roara: i am an asshole :D

Podima: fuck you i'ts my first time playing :<

Roara: hey i

Roara: stalled for you :<

Shay: ROARA AM SMART

Roara: eh? :<

Podima: that was me

Podima: herp derp

Roara: only one crystal?

Roara: weak.

Roara: also yay backwards turn.

Roara: the steel is to the right of the crystal

Roara: smithores

Podima: oh fuck

Podima: i fail :/

Roara: i love how we basically are stealing from the wampus thing

Podima: can you swap mules later?

Shay: yeah

Roara: y

Podima: okay.

Shay: just hit space on a tile to grab the mule

Roara: :3

Shay: SUCK IT DAN

Roara: HA HA

Podima: YAAAAY

Roara: YOU LOST

Roara: a small amount of money.

Roara: :<

Roara: also he has a powerful power monopoly

Podima: he does.

Roara: who let him get two connected deserts? jesus christ.

Podima: had no chance against computer reflexes

Roara: excuses.

Podima: what's that counting up?

Roara: production at that tile

Podima: oh

Podima: no crystals for me.

Roara: how many units were produced

Podima: JESUS STONE

Roara: probably not.

Podima: wat

Shay: =D

Roara: yeah I told you I'm fucking epic man.

Podima: ruh roh

Shay: I AM A SHREWD INVESTOR

Shay: PROFIT

Podima: how do you sell to the store, anyways?

Shay: just walk to the bottom

Shay: Podima

Roara: like so

Shay: don't buy it at over 100

Podima: oh.

Roara: never.

Podima: fuck you roara

Roara: thx though <3

Roara: I am a rich man

Roara: my name is roara and i sell metal that mules are made from

Roara: shay can i have some food :<

Shay: hey roara

Shay: hungry

Roara: hi

Roara: yes

Roara: :(

Roara: i could just

Roara: get it from dan and podima

Roara: thx :D

Roara: enough for next turn, maybe.

Podima: i have no idea what good prices are

Roara: you'll figure 'em out

Shay: i am generous

Roara: yes.

Podima: is it three of the same type, three adjacent?

Roara: yay dan is trying to monopolize but cannot because lol

Roara: no, just on field

Podima: oh

Roara: no

Roara: unless your next tile is power

Roara: never sell your last

Roara: because you'll need it for your next tile

Podima: oh :(

Podima: oh i... see

Podima: i guess

Roara: sometimes 2 more is needed, if you grab two land more

Podima: oops, do i HAVE to build power now?

Roara: I think that's how it works.

Shay: probably

Roara: nah, you could just let one not work

Round 4

Shay: plains generate a decent amount

Roara: yay

Roara: s'cool, dan

Podima: heh

Roara: oh do want

Roara: and no one cna stop me.

Shay: can still make you pay a ton

Roara: s'cool

Roara: i'm rich and powerful.

Shay: WITH A DEAD KID

Roara: god damn bat lizards.

Podima: and poor

Shay: jesus mules are spensive

Podima: yikes

Roara: s'cool

Roara: no longer reliant on you people for this shit.

Podima: can you sell mules?

Roara: you can sell them back to the store yeah

Podima: wow, 200

Roara: yeah it goes up

Roara: no bar?

Roara: no bar.

Roara: med

Roara: yes bar

Roara: no bar

Shay: =(

Roara: you done got not drunk

Roara: look how dan moves

Roara: it's so straight

Roara: yes

Roara: like so.

Shay: missed the wampus. =(

Roara: yay.

Podima: not enough power

Podima: and damn, so i did

Shay: UNLIMITED POWER

Shay: looks like we have plenty of power, time to flood the market =D

Podima: that is a LOTTA POWER

Roara: nice, $65.

Shay: probably the highest we'll get before killing the market

Podima: do you need stone for anything?

Shay: no

Roara: the market uses it to make mules

Roara: but that's 'bout it.

Shay: It's just a commodity

Roara: like if there was no mules and no stone, we'd have no additional mules to mule for stone

Podima: how is your score determined, anyways/

Podima: money + what you have?

Shay: yeah

Roara: basically yeah.

Roara: dunno how plots enter in but

Roara: who needs food

Roara: let's starve podima

Podima: me me i guess

Podima: :<

Roara: shit failed

Roara: there went shay's plan to control the food market.

Shay: psh

Shay: I don't care

Podima: LOL ENERGY

Shay: podima

Podima: yes?

Shay: no one is buying

Podima: know

Roara: i'm keeping some

Podima: i wanted a little more monies

Roara: for, you know

Roara: souvenir or something

Shay: it's only going to go down as we put more in the market

Shay: supply and demand

Roara: actually it never drops below $10, like food never drops below $15

Round 5

Roara: yay.

Roara: want this, dan?

Podima: dan'll want that

Roara: shay

Roara: stop having the same money as dan

Roara: perfect turn

Podima: is it three of the same next to each other, or just three on the field?

Roara: poor shay.

Roara: on the field

Podima: i see

Roara: see, for instance, my mining operations

Roara: if there was land on the top-left

Roara: i'd buy it for top dollar, yo

Roara: for sale that is

Roara: if you have nothing to develop you oculd always sell land or something.

Shay: soon we will extinct the wampus. =(

Roara: never tried it as a main strategy, but

Podima: yaaaay

Roara: hopefully the cpu won't fuck me out of the mountain i want

Roara: 'cause it's like

Roara: if i get fucked out of that one, i get screwed for land :|

Shay: it was right above you. =(

Podima: fuuuuu

Roara: it can only be in two mountains now lol

Shay: and now it will be extinct

Roara: the cpu will eat my land.

Roara: T_T i am so sad T_Tt

Roara: btw if you don't grab land, it does not cricle around.

Roara: so if you want that last piece of land and dan takes it

Roara: you are fucked.

Podima: yep

Roara: ...

Shay: what

Shay: fuck my life

Podima: LOL

Roara: what

Roara: i hate life.

Shay: good thing we sold high

Roara: not like, living it, just

Roara: you know

Roara: lol spoilage.

Roara: yay suplus!

Roara: also now it costs 4 food to live.

Roara: just so you knowl.

Podima: ?

Roara: food cost rises

Shay: not meeting the food quota = shorter turns

Roara: from 3 to i think 5 or 6

Roara: if shay helped me dick you out of a meal

Roara: you'd see

Shay: you can't get the stock market to buy higher dude

Podima: i know

Roara: but it's fun to dance!

Podima: ENERGIES

Roara: yayy

Shay: DAAAAAN!

Round 6

Podima: i suck

Roara: i am epic

Roara: fuck

Roara: yes

Roara: oh god, I love this turn

Podima: man whatever

Roara: this should really be fixed XD

Shay: oh hey

Shay: wampus is not dead

Shay: SUCK IT

Roara: HA HA

Roara: hat

Roara: only $100

Roara: i had to pay $300 each once

Roara: $900 total

Roara: it hurt. :(

Podima: what?

Roara: wow he assessed his own land for once.

Podima: none at all?

Shay: yeah

Roara: that happens

Podima: ah

Roara: it's from 0 to 3

Roara: then an event can make a tile have 4

Shay: 4 if a meteor hit

Roara: destroys shit that's already there though

Roara: so it's like "oh, you liked this tile? fuck you, crystite now bitch"

Podima: oh wow

Podima: there's that three

Roara: liking the crystite business shay?

Roara: given you're starting early for once

Roara: it might be worth it this time!

Shay: >.>

Roara: meanwhile

Roara: I'll be rich next turn.

Roara: podima, could you like

Roara: buy all the mules for me?

Roara: you have an undeveloped

Roara: thx

Podima: whew

Shay: wampus woulda given more

Podima: tried the wampus and nothing

Roara: and you know where it is, for now.

Podima: meh

Roara: next turn it won't exist though so it's cool.

Roara: ah mining.

Roara: how i love thee.

Podima: hrm

Podima: 12 rounds, right?

Shay: yep

Roara: yep. this is the end of 6.

Podima: can we pause after this round ends, then?

Shay: how long

Podima: i gotta go grab laundry from the machines

Roara: f'ya want.

Shay: aite

Roara: FUCK YOU

Shay: fffffffu

Podima: oh ouch shay

Roara: FUCK YOU SO FUCKING FUCKING HARD

Roara: risky investment time!

Roara: i don't care if you sell it to me

Roara: I just don't want the store to get it, dude.

Shay: SPACE PIRATES THEN ATTACKED

Roara: yes.

Podima: crystite just sells high?

Shay: yeah

Roara: from about

Roara: $50 to $150ish

Shay: stock market doesn't keep it

Roara: it's random.

Shay: so it fluctuates randomly

Podima: got it

Roara: yay food for the food eating species.

Roara: ha ha.

Podima: starvation!

Podima: or just expensive food

Roara: yeah store has too much

Roara: who needs power.

Roara: oh, I do.

Roara: btw

Roara: food spoilage = 1/2 after excess

Roara: energy = 1/5

Roara: and dan will just sell me all of his, except one.

Roara: :D

Roara: this game is hilarious to just dick people over XD

Podima: okay gotta go get laundry

Podima: berbles

Roara: i'ma find foods

Syndlig visits

Podima: back whenever roara is

Shay: aite

Syndlig left the game

Syndlig visits

Syndlig left the game

Syndlig visits

Shay: roara am fag

Podima: i had time to fold all my laundry

Shay: heh

Syndlig: what

Syndlig: i can hear you guys but i can't see your game

Podima: probably because we're between rounds

Podima: give it a few

Podima: for roara to return

Syndlig left the game

Podima: bah

Shay: roara feeding takes a while

Shay: he needs the tears of freshly slain virgins

Roara: back

Round 7

Roara: fuck

Roara: that was stupid of me.

Podima: fuuuuuu

Shay: god damnit

Podima: i didn't buy a fucking thing

Podima: fuck you

Shay: I was tabbed out

Podima: same

Roara: WHY DID YOU BOTH READY WHEN YOU WEREN'T HERE

Shay: damn yooooou

Roara: sorry :|

Podima: wat

Shay: FUCK YOUUUUUU

Roara: what.

Roara: wow.

Podima: LAST PLAAAAACE

Roara: looks like you got enough

Roara: yes, use those mules.

Roara: i really am sorry too

Roara: this disadvantages me, really, that you didn't get land

Podima: who gets no mules? :E

Roara: lol me

Shay: it's cool

Shay: I'm dual-boxing this and WoW with the rape squad atm

Shay: so I'm a little agh

Podima: lame

Podima: you suck

Roara: sorry shay :<

Shay: Hey, I promised this to synd before I brought this up

Shay: Was not expecting the game to take so long

Roara: the game is smart, letting podima go before me

Roara: AND NOW

Roara: SPACE PIRATES

Roara: or that.

Podima: LOL

Roara: epic.

Shay: fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Roara: was there anything in there anyway?

Podima: not really

Roara: hi there.

Roara: $180

Roara: 55.

Podima: got enough smithore?

Roara: math do

Podima: jesus, 180

Roara: yeah remember when i kept you from selling it to the store?

Shay: welp

Roara: this was why.

Shay: roara wins

Podima: via random chance

Roara: five digits mtoherfucekr

Roara: no, there weren't any mules or smithore in the store anyway

Roara: there was like four mules, and I knew they'd all get used up

Roara: ironically i almost screwed myself over with that

Roara: by, you know, pressing ctrl the moment i got back instead of announcing my return and waiting for you two to wake up

Roara: so yes, it was random chance lol

Shay: so tempted to ragekick

Podima: god damn it roara

Roara: and now podima can feel hunger.

Podima: you could not be a cunt

Shay: roara is a faggot

Shay: so hard

Roara: :<

Podima: rage kick him

Podima: i'm done

Roara: :<

Shay: seriously

Roara: but

Roara: i'm sorry T_T

Shay: that's uhh...extreme

Podima: get out

Roara: the food thing? dude it was 1 loss.

Podima: helo i was last place from start anyways

Shay: it's cool

Podima: what did you stand to gain by screwing me over

Roara: exactly.

Roara: it is purely educational.

Shay: if podi really feels that way we can try again tomorrow or something

Shay: without you going nuts

Podima: i'm just annoyed that all my shit gets preempted

Podima: i see no point in continuing this game

Shay: k, whatever

Roara: i do ._.