Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
Mitch-A-Palooza visits
Mitch-A-Palooza joined the game in slot 1
kipley joined the game in slot 2
Variance visits
Variance joined the game in slot 3
Variance: It's Kipley again
kipley: Hi, Variance... (get it... high-variance?)
Variance: ?
Variance: Oh, lol
kipley: Yeah, it was kind of lame
Variance: That's okay, still funny
Variance: How long have you been waiting?
kipley: Only about a minute or two
Variance: Not bad, it's been slow all day
kipley: I can't figure out the folks who sit in the waiting pool and don't even come to look at a new game.
charly visits
charly joined the game in slot 4
Variance: Is this charly herself or her dad?
charly: both
Variance: You have merged into one entity?
Round 1 of 12
kipley: heh
charly: im watching olympics skiing
kipley: Hope the skiiers don't run into the mountain wampus
Variance: That would suck
Variance: Considering how fast they go in the olympics
kipley: but they'd get $200 for their hospital bills
Variance: Lol, just like a random event
Variance: (In MULE)
charly: haha so funny
charly: are you all boys
Variance: Probably
kipley: Speaking just for myself, yes
Variance: om nom nom ore
Variance: charly
kipley: You there, charly? Press space if so
Round 2 of 12
charly left the game
Computer takes over charly
kipley: Or, do that
Mitch-A-Palooza: crap
kipley: :-)
Mitch-A-Palooza: trade ya
kipley: heh, no thanks
Variance: damn
Variance: The AI will be stupid enough to sell me power though
Variance: at a low price
Variance: stupid AI will mess with the ore price too
Round 3 of 12
kipley: Ouch
Variance: ...
kipley: Major ouch
Variance: yeah
Mitch-A-Palooza: that's the worst
Mitch-A-Palooza: so unfair to lose a plot
kipley: especially this early
Variance: yeah
Variance: short on cash though, so it's not as bad as it could be
Variance: I might go down hard this game, though, because the AI won't let me make a good profit on ore
Variance: it'll sell before the ore gets to a good price
Variance: wow, good price
kipley: yep, glad to get it at least once before teh pirates come
Round 4 of 12
Variance: I need to be taking tighter grouops of plots as well
Variance: Kipley hasa nice cluster
kipley: That doesn't matter so much... as long as each of your plots has a neighbor, it's all good
Variance: yeah
Variance: wow, starving AI
Variance: stupid AI
Round 5 of 12
kipley: urgh... shouldn't have broken contact.
kipley: stupid me
Variance: the rules for that are weird
Variance: wow, crystite prices
kipley: yeah, but I knew them, and know better
Variance: you're getting lucky on the crystite here
kipley: I concur
Variance: name price
kipley: probably much higher than you'll go
Variance: 300
kipley: I'm more interested in selling to the computer AI, then the guy with all the smithore!
Variance: heh
Variance: mitch will overtake me soon
Round 6 of 12
Variance: oi....
Mitch-A-Palooza: good grief
kipley: cool, round 6 asteroid
kipley: Pirates are bound to come... but I just can't do it at 61
Variance: you might get lucky
kipley: I've been pretty lucky so far
Variance: I've had luck to manage to take fourth place against AIs so far
Round 7 of 12
Variance: I have to work on my play style
Variance: NO
Variance: AI TOOK MY SPOT
Mitch-A-Palooza: shoulda taken that mule var
Variance: i know
Variance: I was distracted by losing my corner to charly
kipley: Glad you left it
kipley: Thanks
kipley: ;-)
Variance: heh, purely benevolent
kipley: Of course! And why wouldn't you be! You're a nice guy, I'M a nice guy....!
Variance: until we play MULE
kipley: The sky is falling
Mitch-A-Palooza: there we go
Variance: how did i produce nothing
Variance: oh, nvm
kipley: urgh... pirates are SO due...
Variance: arrrr
Variance: heh
Round 8 of 12
Variance: DAMN AI
Variance: STOP TAKING MY SPOTS
Variance: pirates
Variance: wow, food AI
Variance: this is miserable
Round 9 of 12
kipley: now that was unexpected
Variance: yay
kipley: can't believe the pirates never came
Variance: 91....
Mitch-A-Palooza: we have a new leader
kipley: They can come now, I don't even care... just glad I unloaded this stash
kipley: Got very lucky with the pirates and prices
Variance: just a bit
kipley: Though I think if I had been in the lead, the pirates would have been more likely to come (since i had the most crystite to lose)
Variance: still in last
Round 10 of 12
kipley: not after this smithore bump
Variance: Hopefully. It's just annoying that the AI gets whatever spot it wants. That'st what killed me.
kipley: yeah. Ideally, it's nice to have a backup plot to grab. But not always possible
Variance: Especially when I'm trying to get one big cluster like you
kipley: Would have changed a plot to smithore... But I own NO mountains! lol
Variance: you apparently don't need to
kipley: I trade in smithore futures on the open market
Variance: lol
kipley: actually producing it is a job for mere peons! ;-)
Variance: This is what I call winning move
Variance: Or bet of death, whatever you want
kipley: Hey, if the price goes up, you're a genius
Variance: Chances are it will, by the smallest of percentage points
kipley: I still wouldn't recommend buying more than 50... any smithore or crystite you have over 50 "spoils" the next turn...
Variance: Literally I think it's a 1.003:1 chance here
Variance: I just wanted to defraud you though
Round 11 of 12
Variance: 140+ baby come on
kipley: I'm down with that!
Variance: Yeah, you'll have 40 this production cycle alone at this rate
kipley: More than that
kipley: 60 at least
Variance: damn girl, what you doin with all that junk in yo trunk
kipley: ok, maybe less than 60. But more than 40.
Mitch-A-Palooza: wow no pirates
kipley: Yep... pirate-less game
kipley: Again, I bet the reason they didn't come is because Variance had 50 crystite from last turn... and the system doesn't want to hurt the guy who's not winning
Variance: wheeeeeeeeeee
kipley: Oooh, Variance... now you're just being suicidal
Variance: It's hard not to be nihilistic
kipley: As long as you're having fun
kipley: > 60! ;-)
Variance: Very true
Variance: lol
kipley: More food than I need, really
kipley: Just have to change one plot
Mitch-A-Palooza: dang u var
Variance: lol
Mitch-A-Palooza: why
kipley: Yeah, that was kind of poor sportsmanship, vaiance
Variance: Oh, sorry
kipley: It's one thing to dump yourself
kipley: But it's another to affect the race between the leaders
Round 12 of 12
Variance: I actualyl wasn't paying strict attention to what was going on
Variance: You might have noticed at this point that I;m not really paying attention to what I'm doing, so sorry I I fudged around a bit there
Variance: sorry if* I
kipley: Mitch was trying to buy out the energy from the computer and the store, so that I wouldn't have enough energy to power all my plots. You thwarted him.
kipley: It helped me, so I'm not too upset, but Mitch probably is.
Variance: Oh, well, sorry mitch
kipley: It's no problem, live and learn. I forgive you! ;-)
Variance: Lol, thanks
kipley: If it's any consolation, it looks like I would have won regardless of the energy thing
Mitch-A-Palooza: gg kip
Variance: Yeh
Variance: good game
kipley: Thanks. It was a fun game, everyone.
Variance: Good learning game
kipley: Yep.
kipley: It's helping cement my theory that pirates coming is dependent on whether it'll screw the leader the most, or not.
Variance: There must be an in-depth thing on the source code somewhere
Variance: or something like that
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
kipley: Good game... see yas next time
Variance: Oi...god game
Variance: good*
Mitch-A-Palooza left the game
Variance left the game
Mitch-A-Palooza was disconnected
kipley: Good score, with no pirates!
Variance was disconnected