Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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DarkTrepie: sw. mining.

Pescado: And Elvie, this time, DO NOT BOTCH THE FOOD.

Pescado: SW is food.

Pescado: SE is mining.

Round 1 of 12

Elvie: ne, energy

DarkTrepie: ah. okay

Pescado: Protip:

Pescado: As energy, try planting an emergency fud for first turn.

Pescado: Or not.

Elvie: I wil remember that for next time

Pescado: Let's hope the store doesn't burn down.

Pescado: Buy ONE food only.

Round 2 of 12

Pescado: east we can haz noms.

Pescado: Everyone can get 3.

DarkTrepie: argh

Pescado: Move down.

Round 3 of 12

Pescado: You may have noticed how our first enemy is actually the store.

Pescado: Simmers against the store, and all.

DarkTrepie: fucking mule

Pescado: Move down.

Pescado: We can up food once Smithore breaks.

Pescado: Otherwise we won't be able to dev.

Pescado: Energy will be tight.

Pescado: WHale overbought.

Pescado: We require more energy!

Kewian: unintentional

Round 4 of 12

Pescado: NOthing to develop, Elvie.

Pescado: You only had one plot.

Elvie: I thought I had 2, for some reason..

Elvie: I don't know why.

Elvie: Elvies are blind.

Pescado: Not going for adjacency?

Pescado: You get a +1 on each plot that touches another plot you own producing the same thing.

DarkTrepie: looks like we need to sell some ore

Pescado: Controlled sell, 8 units total, yes.

Pescado: WHat part of "controlled", do you not get?

Pescado: You were not supposed to go crazy with it.

Pescado: Buy from th store, Whale.

Pescado: MOVE UP NOW

Pescado: MOVE

Pescado: WTF is your problem?

Pescado: NOw we're going to have a food shortage because YOU COULDN'T FOLLOW ORDERS.

Round 5 of 12

Pescado: WHale, when I say DO something, you DO it.

Pescado: Do not STARE AT YOUR FLIPPERS.

Pescado: DO IT IMMEDIATELY.

Pescado: NO, we need moar energy.

Pescado: Forget crystite, that is a null plot anyway.

Pescado: It will not be worth the effort until you can stripmine it.

Pescado: Whale is short on energy, so don't bother developing.

Pescado: Or something will just fail.

Pescado: Whale, you don't have energy to mine with.

Pescado: NO time left because you wasted it.

Pescado: No time, Trepie.

Pescado: Put it back.

DarkTrepie: ugh

Elvie: aww

Pescado: Are you just unable to do math or something?

Elvie: He's just rusty, I bet.

DarkTrepie: my second time playing actually

Pescado: I told him there wasn't time.

Pescado: JUST FOLLOW THE ORDERS.

Elvie: woot

Pescado: And now it's Smithore sale day.

Pescado: Rationing tight. No grabbing.

Pescado: Buy order should always be least to most hamtarded, so that some hamtard doesn't wreck it early.

Round 6 of 12

Pescado: Smithore production is now basically finished.

Pescado: DOWN

Pescado: That is the worst crystite I have ever seen.

DarkTrepie: so change all ore to cristite?

Pescado: Yup

Round 7 of 12

Elvie: mine

Pescado: KEwhale, you don't need to assay a bloom.

Pescado: ONce the center of the bloom, the HIgh Crystite, is found...

Pescado: You KNOW what everything is.

Kewian: I did not know if there was any there.

Pescado: Yes you do.

Pescado: I already mapped the L3 point.

Pescado: That means everything around it is always a 2.

Pescado: And everything around the 2 that is not already better is a 1.

Pescado: BUYBACK TIME

Pescado: NO, you want to buy it back.

Pescado: Now we have created a fake shortage...

Pescado: And the price will go crazy up again...

Pescado: Then we sell it back.

Pescado: faek like faekcat.

Round 8 of 12

Pescado: The most useful thing you can do on your next turn, Elvie..

Pescado: Is to claim the plot diagonal to the store on my square, then sell it to me.

Pescado: Since you are fully claimed now.

Pescado: No, not this turn.

Pescado: NExt turn.

Pescado: The one on my side, since I would take 4 turns to fully claim because I didn't get any auctions, whereas you are sold out.

Pescado: See the plan?

Elvie: ah

Pescado: Plus you can then get some money out of it.

Elvie: i take the one diag. to the store?

Pescado: Next to, now, even faster.

Pescado: I'm sure you can see what cunning plan is afoot.

Pescado: BOO

Kewian: of course

Pescado: I knew that was going to happen sooner or later.

Elvie: wahhh

Pescado: Whale sell 2 units.

Round 9 of 12

Pescado: Go tag.

Pescado: OTher way

Elvie: wtf

Elvie: I am seriously braindead.

Pescado: Woo, STORE FIRE!

Pescado: Not that we NEEDED one, but awesome anyway.

Pescado: IF it had waited ONE turn, that would have been AWESOME.

Round 10 of 12

Pescado: GO away

Elvie: lol

Pescado: Don't make me kick you.

Kewian: sorry

Kewian: hand slipped on that one

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Pescado: Did DARK TREPIE just die?

Elvie: what is this shite now

Kewian: probably the same problem as earlier.

Kewian: we are having severe winter weather here. IT may affect this.

Elvie: I PISS ON YER SNO

Kewian: it wasnt his fault.

Computer takes over DarkTrepie

DarkTrepie was kicked

Pescado: ALl yours, Whale.

Pescado: Or not.

Pescado: Fortunately, everything important is built and bought now.

Pescado: I think we may end up short if you scrap that one.

Pescado: That energy plant as worth +6.

Elvie: We'll have to see..

Pescado: Mule has Rule of 3, the critical number of each plant is 3.

Pescado: Or multiples thereof.

Pescado: Like so, see?

Pescado: Well, sel lit, Whale.

Pescado: It ain't getting better.

Elvie: yay

Pescado: Remember, gouge the bot. :P

Elvie: oh, will do

Pescado: Wait for the bot to be gouged first.

Pescado: You may notice I buy in two phases: Need, then I wait for everyone else to fill, then I buy up anything else I want for greed.

Pescado: Yeah, see, massive short now.

Elvie: sorry

Round 11 of 12

Kewian: mine

Pescado: Can't argue with a bot, it is tardo.

Elvie: Is it too late to replant?

Pescado: No

Elvie: I will put it back

Kewian: stupid fucking bot

Kewian: thats right put something stupid there.

Elvie: huh, bot planted energy

Pescado: Nothing else it can put there.

Pescado: Nothing to do.

Kewian: FUCK FUCK FUCK

Pescado: ANd everything crashed.

Pescado: Because of STUPID ELVIE.

Elvie: :(

Pescado: Plus you allowed the BOT to steal everything.

Pescado: Remember, WAIT for the bot to figure out what stupid thing it is going to do.

Pescado: Okay, now sell.

Pescado: WelPull up

Pescado: Stupid bot

Kewian: DAMN IT

Pescado: No, you got your energy.

Round 12 of 12

Kewian: rip off price

Pescado: Eh, it is final round, just wait it out.

Pescado: Push down and the round will end instantly.

Pescado: Or the bot can be stupid.

Pescado: Stupid bots.

Game Over

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Elvie: meh

Pescado: our score sucked because of the stupid bot.

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