Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
Mr. Podunkian joined the game in slot 1
eva-jolli visits
rinkuhero visits
eva-jolli joined the game in slot 2
rinkuhero joined the game in slot 3
eva-jolli: we need 4th playr
rinkuhero: i asking for one
rinkuhero: we can play with just 3 though too
eva-jolli: o
rinkuhero: nobody seems there
rinkuhero: so iguess go
rinkuhero: gogogo
Mr. Podunkian: i uhhh
Mr. Podunkian: can't?
rinkuhero: :(
rinkuhero: weird
rinkuhero: you did it with 3 before
Mr. Podunkian: maybe theres gotta be four for tournament
eva-jolli: cant start without 4 players in tournament
Mr. Podunkian: WELP FULL
rinkuhero: ah
rinkuhero: i see
Mr. Podunkian: FUCK
Mr. Podunkian: ask irc
Added computer player <A.L.A.N.>
Mr. Podunkian unjoined the game
<A.L.A.N.> was kicked
eva-jolli: lol
Mr. Podunkian joined the game in slot 1
rinkuhero: we could use bot i guess...
eva-jolli: cant
rinkuhero: or is that training mode only
rinkuhero: ah
Mr. Podunkian: no one? okay we'll do trianing
rinkuhero: bobo said he'd play if he knew how
rinkuhero: i told him we don't know how anyway
Super-Dot visits
eva-jolli: hi
Mr. Podunkian: oh good
Super-Dot joined the game in slot 4
Mr. Podunkian: i'm a pink homo
rinkuhero: hi
rinkuhero: yay
Super-Dot: hello
eva-jolli: funky music
Round 1 of 12
Super-Dot: that music is my favorite
Mr. Podunkian: this coffee? too strong
eva-jolli: pres ur button!!
rinkuhero: press it
rinkuhero: before it gets to the end
rinkuhero: :D
Super-Dot: I was trying to get the spot Podunk got
eva-jolli: why u start 1st
Mr. Podunkian: eat a fart
rinkuhero: random
rinkuhero: ah
rinkuhero: riverbed best for farms
Super-Dot: oh yeah, assaying is free now
Super-Dot: it used to cost money
rinkuhero: plains is bet for energy
rinkuhero: best*
rinkuhero: get wampus
rinkuhero: it right there
rinkuhero: what u doin
rinkuhero: u can only make 1 farm
rinkuhero: sell that mule
rinkuhero: :
rinkuhero: lol
eva-jolli: :(
Mr. Podunkian: farts
Mr. Podunkian: FOOD? ITS USELESS
rinkuhero: you just need 1 farm
rinkuhero: or 2
eva-jolli: wat are we buying
rinkuhero: i bought so i can sell later
rinkuhero: smithsomethin
rinkuhero: dont sell ur food if you have 0
rinkuhero: D:
eva-jolli: how am i suposd to kno
Super-Dot: try to get your number to zero, that means Enough
rinkuhero: :)
Mr. Podunkian: the number
Super-Dot: i thought energy spoiled?
rinkuhero: it does
rinkuhero: but i want to prevent u guys from buying any next turn
Round 2 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: but eva has two plains...
rinkuhero: omg
rinkuhero: podunk u forgot to press button
rinkuhero: now u lost ur land forever
Mr. Podunkian: owned
rinkuhero: lol
eva-jolli: huh
Super-Dot: what's mountains good for again?
Mr. Podunkian: smithore
Mr. Podunkian: uh oh
rinkuhero: what u doin
Mr. Podunkian: no, you idiot you don't own the land
Mr. Podunkian: sell that shit
rinkuhero: u don't have that land
Super-Dot: oh right
rinkuhero: energy for plains
rinkuhero: not mountain
rinkuhero: plains
rinkuhero: :)
rinkuhero: ore for mountain
Mr. Podunkian: plains also work for food but we don't need any
rinkuhero: ya
Mr. Podunkian: america, fuck yeah
rinkuhero: hahaha
Mr. Podunkian: press space
Mr. Podunkian: press space
Mr. Podunkian: rinku the dick
Super-Dot: eva will hunger
rinkuhero: keep goin up
rinkuhero: to raise price
rinkuhero: D:
rinkuhero: higher
Super-Dot: hrm
rinkuhero: haha
Mr. Podunkian: why didn't you go to the top, superdot?
Super-Dot: there wasn't a store
rinkuhero: you can keep going up
Mr. Podunkian: or were they just being dicks
Mr. Podunkian: no you can't
rinkuhero: to raise it higher than max
Super-Dot: they weren't selling
Mr. Podunkian: no you can't, that's only for land
rinkuhero: yes but
rinkuhero: if you go higher than that you raise what you offer
Round 3 of 12
rinkuhero: it works for that too
eva-jolli: lol
rinkuhero: find wampus
Mr. Podunkian: hunt the wumpus
rinkuhero: u get 100
rinkuhero: :(
eva-jolli: :(
Mr. Podunkian: whatever
Super-Dot: do you have to press spacebar to get the wumpus out?
Mr. Podunkian: yes
Super-Dot: k
Mr. Podunkian: cram it you nerds
Super-Dot: nooo
Super-Dot: well that was profitable
Mr. Podunkian: it was kind of a waste
Super-Dot: i thought the price like doubled
Mr. Podunkian: here's a deal
Mr. Podunkian: yeah but by selling that much you diminish the need again
Super-Dot: oh my
Super-Dot: pleasure doing business with you :(
Mr. Podunkian: rinku's being a dickwad hah
rinkuhero: hahaha
Super-Dot: he can afford to
Mr. Podunkian: press space eva
Round 4 of 12
rinkuhero: eva doesn't have enough for mule
rinkuhero: get wompus
rinkuhero: outside town
rinkuhero: in moutanins
Mr. Podunkian: no its there
Mr. Podunkian: you missed it
rinkuhero: stand exactly on it and press space
Mr. Podunkian: up
Mr. Podunkian: no!
rinkuhero: exactly
Mr. Podunkian: yes
Mr. Podunkian: space
rinkuhero: higher
rinkuhero: stand 2 pixels higher
rinkuhero: too late
Mr. Podunkian: ugh you missed it
rinkuhero: other mt
Mr. Podunkian: go pub
Super-Dot: what the
Mr. Podunkian: you see a face appear for a few seconds
Super-Dot: the sprite was right on top of her
Mr. Podunkian: when it goes BEEP
Mr. Podunkian: no, it moved
Mr. Podunkian: pub o clock, or sell a land
rinkuhero: ooo
Mr. Podunkian: space, superdot
Super-Dot: I wasn't sure whether I would have enough time to set up an energy thing
Mr. Podunkian: eva you don't even know what youre buying!
Mr. Podunkian: you dont have money dont waste it on this hahah
rinkuhero: crystals
rinkuhero: ya
rinkuhero: save money for ur mules
rinkuhero: cause u have empty land
eva-jolli: is it a drug!?!
Mr. Podunkian: oh dear
Mr. Podunkian: eva buy food!
rinkuhero: buy food
Super-Dot: eva buy buy buy
rinkuhero: at lest 1
rinkuhero: least*
Mr. Podunkian: ughh
Super-Dot: the more food you buy, the longer time you have during your turn
rinkuhero: ya
Mr. Podunkian: you no
Mr. Podunkian: driveu p the price
Mr. Podunkian: im not doing bad considering i fucked up my land
Round 5 of 12
Super-Dot: energy is needed to maintain factories, right?
rinkuhero: yeah
Mr. Podunkian: someone didn't get land
rinkuhero: eva u forgot
Mr. Podunkian: i think it was eva?
rinkuhero: to take one
rinkuhero: lol
eva-jolli: o i tried to take same one as someone else
Super-Dot: try to get a different one if that happens
rinkuhero: ya
Super-Dot: free land is nice
eva-jolli: u weirdo
eva-jolli: buy it pod
eva-jolli: :(
Super-Dot: I don't get how that mechanic works, economically
Mr. Podunkian: basically if you want to protect land, make sure it's unbuyable
Mr. Podunkian: raise the prices with your stock of money, and if someone wants to buy it, they'll have to BOY IT A HIGH PRICE - re4
Mr. Podunkian: fuck the world
eva-jolli: lol
rinkuhero: meteor landings always have high crystals
rinkuhero: so build a crystal thing on the meteor
Mr. Podunkian: goddamn mules are pricey
Super-Dot: i get how it works in the game
Super-Dot: does it have a real-world analog?
rinkuhero: no farm mountain!
Mr. Podunkian: eva i would farm electricity
rinkuhero: use ore in mountain
rinkuhero: :
rinkuhero: time up
eva-jolli: lol
Mr. Podunkian: haha fff
rinkuhero: nooooooo
rinkuhero: all my food
Super-Dot: jeepers
eva-jolli: wat am i buying
rinkuhero: u didn't buy
Super-Dot: smithore
Mr. Podunkian: yuo didn't buy it
rinkuhero: this is ore
Super-Dot: it doesn't serve a function
rinkuhero: it does
Super-Dot: you sell it to the general store
rinkuhero: store makes mules out of it
Super-Dot: oh, yeah
Mr. Podunkian: bleed him dry, hahahah
Super-Dot: it doesn't help you specifically though
Mr. Podunkian: no
Mr. Podunkian: go up you faggot
Mr. Podunkian: SUPERDOT
Mr. Podunkian: Y
Mr. Podunkian: UGH
Mr. Podunkian: oh
Mr. Podunkian: hahahaha shit nevermind
Mr. Podunkian: stay on the top eva
rinkuhero: no sell me energy
Mr. Podunkian: let him raise price
Super-Dot: maaan
rinkuhero: podunk's in the lead now
Round 6 of 12
Super-Dot: how did that happen?
Mr. Podunkian: GOOD FORTUNE
Super-Dot: phew
Super-Dot: wumpus remains
rinkuhero: maybe u should sell land eva
rinkuhero: cause you have lots of land and no money
rinkuhero: :
Mr. Podunkian: she still has a good reserve of power
Mr. Podunkian: when you choose 'sell land' you have to choose a land to auction
rinkuhero: oh
rinkuhero: i see
eva-jolli: how i choose
Mr. Podunkian: move to your land and press space
rinkuhero: i guess go on it after picking sell land
rinkuhero: haha
Mr. Podunkian: GOOD FORTUNE
Super-Dot: jeepers
Mr. Podunkian: it's a pretty good strategy
eva-jolli: what are u guys buying
Super-Dot: yeah
Mr. Podunkian: it shows on the top you nerd
rinkuhero: ore
eva-jolli: idk what that is for
Mr. Podunkian: niothing
rinkuhero: stor emakes mules out of it
rinkuhero: it also most expensive
rinkuhero: it and crystals are expensive
Mr. Podunkian: uh eva
Mr. Podunkian: sell it to me
rinkuhero: you can buy it from the store
rinkuhero: the store has 13
Mr. Podunkian: SELL ME MROE
rinkuhero: lol
Mr. Podunkian: im trying to do you a favor here!
Super-Dot: oh whoa, I didn't realize there were numbers above the store price
rinkuhero: ya
Mr. Podunkian: nop
Mr. Podunkian: NyuNO
Mr. Podunkian: YOUDSFijadsfjafds
rinkuhero: :)
Super-Dot: :)
Mr. Podunkian: she doesn't know what she's doing and she's throwing off the game ffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF >:O
rinkuhero: i in lead again
eva-jolli: :(
Round 7 of 12
eva-jolli: o
Super-Dot: noo
Super-Dot: landmaster
Super-Dot: dang
Mr. Podunkian: :^|
Super-Dot: wumpus :
eva-jolli: :
rinkuhero: :
Mr. Podunkian: you fuckkkkkkkkkers
eva-jolli: lol
Super-Dot: É
eva-jolli: i dont kno wat it is
Super-Dot: ;-;
rinkuhero: ore
rinkuhero: look at gear
rinkuhero: gear mean ore
Super-Dot: it says in the top middel
Mr. Podunkian: yeah but if you sell all of your ore you deprecate it!
Super-Dot: he has $14327
Mr. Podunkian: yeah but now it's worthless
Super-Dot: eva buy
Super-Dot: hey cool
rinkuhero: u should sell some eva
rinkuhero: or u have no money fo rmule
Mr. Podunkian: 1337
Mr. Podunkian: mules will be cheap bro
Round 8 of 12
eva-jolli: lol
Mr. Podunkian: cool
Super-Dot: crystite amounts drop off from concentrated spots
Mr. Podunkian: GOTTA DRINK
Super-Dot: since I have a land with high crystite, areas directly adjacent have medium amounts
Super-Dot: rinku you killed the wumpus
Super-Dot: how could you
rinkuhero: you have another empty land
rinkuhero: with a mountain in it eva
Super-Dot: areas diagonal from where I have my crystite set up have low amounts of crystite
eva-jolli: so
rinkuhero: so put an ore in that
rinkuhero: instead of the plains
eva-jolli: wat about my mountain!!
eva-jolli: :(
eva-jolli: o
Mr. Podunkian: turn your food mountain into a ore mountain and get rich
Super-Dot: *shudder*
Mr. Podunkian: sell it ,eva
Mr. Podunkian: you have no reason to keep it
rinkuhero: its her lucky ore
Mr. Podunkian: don't buy it for that much it's pointless
Mr. Podunkian: its max value is around 140
Mr. Podunkian: what are you doooing
eva-jolli: buying food
eva-jolli: :
Mr. Podunkian: i mean stupiddot
Super-Dot: trying to negotiate a higher price
Mr. Podunkian: you can get MUCH more than that you dummy
Mr. Podunkian: there was nothing in the store, and she had a need for 3, you could've sold it at much more
Super-Dot: not if she doesn't buy
Mr. Podunkian: she would have to
Super-Dot: admittedly
Round 9 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: i didnt get land
rinkuhero: someone missed one
Super-Dot: this one has low amounts of crystite
rinkuhero: not worth buyin
rinkuhero: hahah
rinkuhero: you paid 1000 for something you could have gotten for free
Super-Dot: medium
rinkuhero: lol
Super-Dot: my top two crystite lands have high crystite, so areas adjacent to them have medium amounts
Mr. Podunkian: no, it's better to pay money or i'd be at a 2 land deficiet
Super-Dot: areas diagonal to them have low amounts
Mr. Podunkian: since i forgot to pick land, and i lost land last time
Super-Dot: what dictates the price of crystite?
rinkuhero: random
Mr. Podunkian: its random
rinkuhero: changes every turn
Mr. Podunkian: dummies
Mr. Podunkian: it's not worth selling it at a lower price if her starving means she can't do any work the next turn you IDIOT
eva-jolli: :)
Round 10 of 12
Super-Dot: it makes the person below me happy and the person above me sad
Super-Dot: i think it makes sense
Mr. Podunkian: i'm so far above you that it doesn't matter bro, and i'm not producing any food so it doesn't matter to me
Super-Dot: I guess
Mr. Podunkian: death owns
Mr. Podunkian: death will make you rich
Mr. Podunkian: hahaha
Super-Dot: whoa, awesome
Super-Dot: ._.
Mr. Podunkian: man crystite sure is gay this game
Super-Dot: rinku's avatar is appropriate
Round 11 of 12
Super-Dot: that land has medium crystite, fyi
Mr. Podunkian: hahaha
Super-Dot: oh dang
Super-Dot: that part always seems so phallic
Mr. Podunkian: you fuckwit
Super-Dot: hurr
Mr. Podunkian: go sell it for no money bro
Round 12 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: FLY AWAY
rinkuhero: mule ran away
Super-Dot: whoaa
Mr. Podunkian: oh fuck i messed up that last round fffff
Super-Dot: yeah, what were you up to?
Mr. Podunkian: everything is worthless now besides crystal
Mr. Podunkian: when you offloaded your crystal you kinda fucked yourself
Super-Dot: is there any point in selling or not selling stuff during this part?
rinkuhero: no
Super-Dot: k
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Super-Dot: contribute to the rinkuhero empire
Score saved
rinkuhero: yay
rinkuhero: i win gam
eva-jolli: :
eva-jolli: :(
Super-Dot: so I guess we could have stopped halfway through
rinkuhero: :)
Super-Dot: I got closer to podunkian, at least!
Mr. Podunkian: this game annoys me in very much the same way lol used to annoy me rinku!!!
rinkuhero: hahahaha
rinkuhero: how is that
rinkuhero: that one person can ruin the game
rinkuhero: for everyone?
Mr. Podunkian: yes
Super-Dot: I like the music
rinkuhero: yeah
eva-jolli: o
rinkuhero: it's the curse of the mp game generation
Super-Dot: is it possible to spectate on a game?
rinkuhero: probably
Super-Dot: oh yeah, it is
rinkuhero: you just go to visiters
Mr. Podunkian: rinku
rinkuhero: and then don't join
Mr. Podunkian: let's play ortoslon you and i
rinkuhero: ok
eva-jolli: :(
Mr. Podunkian: since we all sort of have a clue
eva-jolli: i hav clue
Mr. Podunkian: these are his terms, not mine
Super-Dot: maw and bobo are playing right now