Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
AndrewBC visits
Mr. Podunkian joined the game in slot 1
Dragonmaw visits
Dragonmaw joined the game in slot 2
AndrewBC: how do you join a slot
Dragonmaw: j
Mr. Podunkian: THIS GAME IS ALREADY OFF TO A GREAT START
Dragonmaw: rofl
AndrewBC: jj
Mr. Podunkian: press escape
AndrewBC: agggh chat focus
AndrewBC: thanks
AndrewBC joined the game in slot 3
Dragonmaw: yeah remember chat focus
Dragonmaw: or you get fucked
AndrewBC: I learned that one early, heh
Dragonmaw: haha
Dragonmaw: so andrew
Mr. Podunkian: where the fuck did radix go
Dragonmaw: for each factory you have, you use electricity
ortoslon visits
AndrewBC: I see
Mr. Podunkian: he was supposed to talk about gnilley UHDSJJfffffffffffffff
Dragonmaw: factories are farms, ore mines, crystal mines
ortoslon joined the game in slot 4
Mr. Podunkian: LETS PLAY SPACE PRESSING GAME
AndrewBC: :D
Dragonmaw: you need food to move around
Dragonmaw: 3 in 1-4, 4 in 5-8 and 5 in 9-12
Mr. Podunkian: you need ore to make mules
Dragonmaw: anything less and you can;t move
Mr. Podunkian: wa wa wo
Dragonmaw: 2 ore = one mule
Dragonmaw: ore sold to the store makes mules
ortoslon: central store makes mules
Mr. Podunkian: in the words of super joe, lets go
Dragonmaw: less mules there are, more price of ore
Mr. Podunkian: easy
AndrewBC: Hm, I have a blank black screen still
Dragonmaw: huh
Mr. Podunkian: cool off to a fantastic start then
Dragonmaw: give it a minute
Dragonmaw: better than happening midgame
AndrewBC: k
Mr. Podunkian: press space
Round 1 of 12
Dragonmaw: also press escape or a button
Dragonmaw: see if that fixes it
Mr. Podunkian: this is too easy!@
AndrewBC: nope
AndrewBC: I've tried minimizing and all that
AndrewBC: no idea what land I just got
Dragonmaw: let's restart
AndrewBC: looool
Mr. Podunkian: try F5?
Mr. Podunkian: ugh ANDREW YOU FAGGOT
ortoslon: let's restart
AndrewBC: Oh that worked
AndrewBC: f5 good tip
Dragonmaw: nvm
Mr. Podunkian: do you want to start or not
AndrewBC: I can deal with it
AndrewBC: :)
Mr. Podunkian: you have a pretty good land anyways
AndrewBC: yeah
Dragonmaw: right next to mountains
Dragonmaw: i love the little beeping of the pub
Mr. Podunkian: i feel like the crystals are only really useful in the beginning of the game
Dragonmaw: crystals seem like a good banking item
Dragonmaw: stockpile so you get lots of money
Mr. Podunkian: yeah but ultimately your money doesn't really mean anything
Dragonmaw: pretty sure podunk's land has high crystal
Dragonmaw: huh
AndrewBC: yayyy
Dragonmaw: andrew GETTIN DA SUNSPOTS
Mr. Podunkian: fuck it i quit
AndrewBC: lol
Mr. Podunkian: ^^^ a joke
Dragonmaw: lol
AndrewBC: hrhrhr
AndrewBC: ohhh sneaky
Mr. Podunkian: wait, why
AndrewBC: keep the store from making mules
Mr. Podunkian: yeah but... then... why?
Mr. Podunkian: buy it from the store!
Dragonmaw: the world may never know
Dragonmaw: he can't ortoslon is selling at store pric elol
AndrewBC: lol
AndrewBC: crazy auctions, I swear
Mr. Podunkian: fuckkkk
AndrewBC: yeaaah, you gotta buy mine at my price too
AndrewBC: bwahahah
Dragonmaw: i am the only human
Dragonmaw: you are all conspiring against me
Round 2 of 12
AndrewBC: more human than human
Dragonmaw: smart man
Mr. Podunkian: ENJOY
Dragonmaw: nice
Dragonmaw: that's a good price
AndrewBC: oh that's the one with high crystal
Dragonmaw: i love watching auctions
Dragonmaw: in this game
Mr. Podunkian: that's actually a v good price for that land
Dragonmaw: yeah
Dragonmaw: both of you got good land for good price
AndrewBC: *coughs*
AndrewBC: <.<
AndrewBC: Okay so I lied :)
AndrewBC: and then jacked the price >:)
Dragonmaw: i thought it was obvious
Mr. Podunkian: ortoslon you know about the wampus right
Dragonmaw: that you were lying
Dragonmaw: considering you hadn't done any surveys remotely near there
Dragonmaw: rofl
AndrewBC: Actually, I did one on that spot ;D
AndrewBC: DEAD MOOSE RAT
Dragonmaw: ass
AndrewBC: lol
Dragonmaw: rofl podunk
Mr. Podunkian: OH NO
Dragonmaw: NOT THE CRYSTAL
AndrewBC: these auctions really are nuts
Round 3 of 12
Dragonmaw: whups
AndrewBC: fork
Dragonmaw: little late on that button
AndrewBC: oh wait
AndrewBC: I'm green
AndrewBC: durrrrrp
AndrewBC: ASAAAGHDGHG
AndrewBC: what
AndrewBC: bored
Mr. Podunkian: go to the pub!
AndrewBC: lol
AndrewBC: trying to think of what else I could do
Mr. Podunkian: oh
Mr. Podunkian: when you have nothing else to do you should use the assay
Mr. Podunkian: but it's kind of stategic because other players can see your assayage
AndrewBC: does assaying a land I already own that has crystal on it affect the yield?
Dragonmaw: no
Mr. Podunkian: nope
AndrewBC: I already know it's high
Mr. Podunkian: but it can help you sell the land
AndrewBC: okay
Dragonmaw: they can see the initial assay
Dragonmaw: but not the plot info after
AndrewBC: yeah ;D memory
Dragonmaw: yep yep
Dragonmaw: i've stolen crystla that way lol
Dragonmaw: crystal
Dragonmaw: ortoslon was lost amidst the shifting sands
Dragonmaw: what
Dragonmaw: all your ore is worthless now hah!
Mr. Podunkian: im flexibile
Mr. Podunkian: like a gymnist
Dragonmaw: shit
AndrewBC: wow
Dragonmaw: i don't wanna be in first
Round 4 of 12
AndrewBC: If you're gonna get it, you're gonna pay
AndrewBC: >:P
Dragonmaw: i can pay a lot
Dragonmaw: rofl\
AndrewBC: Thus why you should pay more
AndrewBC: >:P
Dragonmaw: fucking elves
AndrewBC: hah
Dragonmaw: reducing my time
Dragonmaw: what assholes
Dragonmaw: podunk you are confusing
Dragonmaw: you can't mine on the river lol
Mr. Podunkian: oh, you can't?
Dragonmaw: nope
Dragonmaw: farms or solar only
Mr. Podunkian: oh, hahaha, well whatever
Dragonmaw: your turn just
Dragonmaw: confused the shit out of me
Mr. Podunkian: it's not like there was any thought to that part of it
Dragonmaw: i have no clue why you did what you did
Dragonmaw: like why you sold your mine
AndrewBC: Dang, the wumpus changes when you go indoors
Dragonmaw: WHAT
Mr. Podunkian: i love this gmae
Dragonmaw: FUCKING BULLSHIT
AndrewBC: Yayyyyy the gubment loves me
AndrewBC: or wait, was that pink?
Dragonmaw: he can only get one plot done though
Dragonmaw: that was orto
AndrewBC: I'm still mentally pink from last game >.<
Dragonmaw: hot
AndrewBC: lol
Dragonmaw: skip
Dragonmaw: WHAT
AndrewBC: lol
Dragonmaw: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
AndrewBC: owned
AndrewBC: well, mules are fine for a while
AndrewBC: uh oh
AndrewBC: lol
AndrewBC: forgot about the store
AndrewBC: holy jeez
Mr. Podunkian: i think andrew might be fucking people over again
AndrewBC: :D
AndrewBC: I'll try
Round 5 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: unintentionally i mena
AndrewBC: loooool
Mr. Podunkian: this is a good one
Mr. Podunkian: ouch. the shaft.
Mr. Podunkian: that's not too bad actually
Dragonmaw: lol
Dragonmaw: gypsy attack
Dragonmaw: i'm so confused
Dragonmaw: podunkian is your goal to confuse the shit out of me
Dragonmaw: because it is working
Mr. Podunkian: no, it's to not play the way you've been playing before
AndrewBC: fucking dead people
Dragonmaw: man mules are fucking expensive
Mr. Podunkian: o
Mr. Podunkian: oh i didnt know you could just replace that part
Mr. Podunkian: WELL FUCK
AndrewBC: genius
Dragonmaw: replace what part?
AndrewBC: the mule's load
Dragonmaw: oh
AndrewBC: Mah crystal ;_;
Dragonmaw: it doesn't matter except for time purposes
Mr. Podunkian: fucking
Dragonmaw: AHAHAHAHA
Dragonmaw: ANDREW WHAT THE FUCK
Mr. Podunkian: way to go drew
Mr. Podunkian: he doesn't know what he's doing
AndrewBC: Oh that's what that means
Dragonmaw: i didn;t even know you could sell an energy deficit
AndrewBC: lol
Round 6 of 12
Dragonmaw: holy shit how andrew you taught me about love life and kmule
AndrewBC: lol
Dragonmaw: mule
AndrewBC: what?
Dragonmaw: ortoslon is king of energy
Dragonmaw: podunk is king of confusion
Dragonmaw: damn
Dragonmaw: nice job
Dragonmaw: haha
AndrewBC: oh right
AndrewBC: fuck
Dragonmaw: energy deficit
Dragonmaw: skip
Dragonmaw: JESUS CHRIST
AndrewBC: hahah
Dragonmaw: STOP EATING ALL MY GODDAMN FOOD
Mr. Podunkian: you have two
AndrewBC: loll
AndrewBC: oh no
AndrewBC: yay no more power loss
Dragonmaw: ortoslon is the utilities company
AndrewBC: lol
AndrewBC: aw man
Dragonmaw: utilislon
Dragonmaw: god damnit
Dragonmaw: i don't wanna be in first
AndrewBC: I think the utilities company doesn't like little green men
Dragonmaw: and have all my food eaten again
Round 7 of 12
AndrewBC: argh
AndrewBC: that wasn't right
AndrewBC: bwahaha
AndrewBC: yay
Dragonmaw: skip?
Mr. Podunkian: sorry was taking a leak
Dragonmaw: ...
AndrewBC: bwahahaha
AndrewBC: :D
Dragonmaw: three times
Dragonmaw: in a fucking row
Dragonmaw: i hate being in first
AndrewBC: who's in first?
Dragonmaw: me
AndrewBC: no, me's in 3rd
AndrewBC: :D
Dragonmaw: you can't bait me like that
AndrewBC: bwahah
Mr. Podunkian: go down
Mr. Podunkian: i
Mr. Podunkian: ill set it real cheap
Dragonmaw: ortoslon's massive energy dick
Dragonmaw: ugh
AndrewBC: lol
Round 8 of 12
AndrewBC: figured you would do that
Dragonmaw: rofl podunk you're an ass
Dragonmaw: locking out
AndrewBC: no worries ;p
AndrewBC: daaaaamn
AndrewBC: so close
AndrewBC: nice save
Dragonmaw: damn
Dragonmaw: nice ortoslon
Dragonmaw: ...
AndrewBC: lol
ortoslon: yeah
Dragonmaw: FUCK
Dragonmaw: YOU
Dragonmaw: METEORITE
Round 9 of 12
Dragonmaw: damnit
Dragonmaw: i've lost lol
Mr. Podunkian: nice
Dragonmaw: nothing to do but to sit back and watch me lose XD
Mr. Podunkian: you're not gonna lose
Dragonmaw: i kinda wish they made plots more identifiable
Dragonmaw: like tinting the factories your color
Mr. Podunkian: yeah, but to be fair, they do blink them when you start your turn
Dragonmaw: yeah
Dragonmaw: it's a minor problem
AndrewBC: lol
Dragonmaw: lol nice podunk
AndrewBC: tap dancing.
Dragonmaw: looks like all those lessons paid off
ortoslon: i have no idea what i'm doing for three turns already
Dragonmaw: ass
AndrewBC: lol
Dragonmaw: 1 lol
AndrewBC: heh
AndrewBC: hah
Mr. Podunkian: youre fucking yourself ortoslonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
ortoslon: maybe
Dragonmaw: how?
Dragonmaw: he's not gonna drive electricity up
Mr. Podunkian: there's no demand for electricity, but it's stupid to waste his stock if he's the top supplier of it
Dragonmaw: most of us produce enough
Round 10 of 12
Dragonmaw: his stocks just gonna spoil
Dragonmaw: may as well sell
AndrewBC: yayyyyy 2 bars
Dragonmaw: ...
AndrewBC: lol
Mr. Podunkian: lower
Mr. Podunkian: ruin it andrew
Mr. Podunkian: good
Mr. Podunkian: don't ever play with me again, please
Dragonmaw: who
Dragonmaw: all of us?
AndrewBC: Heh, you can take care of that yourself.
Mr. Podunkian: no, andrew
Mr. Podunkian: look at that
Dragonmaw: driving the price down
Round 11 of 12
Dragonmaw: SOUL TIME
Dragonmaw: soup
Dragonmaw: although soul is good too
ortoslon: yawn
AndrewBC: that was BS
Dragonmaw: zzz
Mr. Podunkian: you don't even know what you're doing, broseph
AndrewBC: the mule runs off if you hit the wrong square
Dragonmaw: i'm still trying to figure out what you have been doing this whole game podunkian
AndrewBC: He's spite playing, really obviously, too.
Mr. Podunkian: i've been trying to play the market but it's hard to
Dragonmaw: like
Dragonmaw: sometimes you play the market well
Dragonmaw: sometimes you just
Dragonmaw: crash hard
Mr. Podunkian: i've been trying to play the market the whole time, but it's just random fact0rz
Dragonmaw: and andrew driving prices down
Dragonmaw: ore hasn;t been a good price since turn 2
AndrewBC: which I barely have any involvement with
Mr. Podunkian: nothing has been, really. there's absolutely no way to make a sound investment in anything at this point
Dragonmaw: you wanna sell those 2 you have podunk
Dragonmaw: or they spoil
AndrewBC: It's relative.
Mr. Podunkian: it doesn't really matter
AndrewBC: Took a loss on those :(
Mr. Podunkian: hold down
Mr. Podunkian: look at that faggot run
Dragonmaw: <3 podunk
AndrewBC: I will drive down prices in a market where I'm a 2nd place competitior
AndrewBC: -last i
Mr. Podunkian: you don't even know what you're doing, do you
Round 12 of 12
AndrewBC: Actually, I do.
Mr. Podunkian: all i've seen you do this entire game is hold the down key on every auction
Dragonmaw: i don't really have a choice in how i'm selling
ortoslon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sorry a nightmare
Dragonmaw: andrew is playing bear market
Dragonmaw: also crystite is a really shitty investment
Dragonmaw: it's unaffected by supply and demand
ortoslon: i don't care
Dragonmaw: i was talking to andrew lol
AndrewBC: It's better than what was there :P
ortoslon: paul will review this game and we'll forget it like a bad dream
Dragonmaw: i'm reviewing it for my column tomorrow lol
Dragonmaw: i'll probably play it with mesh
Mr. Podunkian: andrew sells all his goods to the store; game over. what a fucking waste of time
Mr. Podunkian: ghigher
Mr. Podunkian: hugher
Dragonmaw: huger heffneter
Mr. Podunkian: go fuck yourself
ortoslon: just one more quickie honey
Dragonmaw: me?
Mr. Podunkian: n
Dragonmaw: lol
Dragonmaw: DAMN ORTOSLON
Mr. Podunkian: no!
Mr. Podunkian: go up dragonmaw
Mr. Podunkian: more
AndrewBC: lol, spite
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Mr. Podunkian: eat a dick andrew
Score saved
Dragonmaw: AHAHAHAHAHA
Dragonmaw: ORTOSLON WINS
ortoslon: cough
AndrewBC: nice
Dragonmaw: BY 120 POINTS
ortoslon: i win by accident
Dragonmaw: high five ortoslon
AndrewBC: good game
Dragonmaw: you won because i bought your shit at a high price
Dragonmaw: lol
ortoslon: thanks for losing guys
AndrewBC: heh
Dragonmaw: np
Mr. Podunkian: ortoslon wins because i bought all of his things AT A HIGH PRICE
AndrewBC: anytime
Dragonmaw left the game