Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
Mr. Podunkian joined the game in slot 1
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Dragonmaw visits
Radix visits
Mr. Podunkian: hey man
Radix: hey hey
Mr. Podunkian: i don't know if you're good at this, but we just started today
Mr. Podunkian: it's been fun fucking people over though
Radix: no I hate this game and suck at it
Radix: not hate
Radix: more suck
Radix: I didn't like the original but planet mule is okay
Radix joined the game in slot 2
Dragonmaw joined the game in slot 3
Leggitron visits
Leggitron joined the game in slot 4
Mr. Podunkian: er, leggitron
Mr. Podunkian: we're actually waiting for a friend if that's OKAY WITH YOU
Leggitron left the game
Radix: THANKS
AndrewBC visits
Mr. Podunkian: press J andrew
AndrewBC joined the game in slot 4
Mr. Podunkian: now space
AndrewBC: tha
Radix: BUTAN
Mr. Podunkian: oh, and keep the "HOW TO PLAY" page open
Radix: this is the planet the Wraith came from
Round 1 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: press space to pick out a plot, andrew
Dragonmaw: river plot is good for food
Dragonmaw: plains for energy
Mr. Podunkian: oh no.
Dragonmaw: mountains for ore
Mr. Podunkian: it's no good if he's the first player
Dragonmaw: get a mule
Mr. Podunkian: bottom right
Dragonmaw: bootom right
Radix: get a mule, bottom right
Mr. Podunkian: now uhhh
Mr. Podunkian: move out the left
Dragonmaw: no get a lightning
Mr. Podunkian: go to your land
Dragonmaw: or not
Radix: leave town and put it in your plot
Mr. Podunkian: press space
Dragonmaw: space
Mr. Podunkian: press space
Mr. Podunkian: go to the pub
Mr. Podunkian: that's not too bad
Radix: WUMPOUS UHUNT
Mr. Podunkian: plains with food isn't TOO bad
AndrewBC: klllol
Dragonmaw: just watch us haha
AndrewBC: man, there's no backspace...
Mr. Podunkian: yes there is......?
Mr. Podunkian: assay is free
AndrewBC: fdsg weird. my laptop keyboard isn'tt halndled well then
Mr. Podunkian: it lets you know how much crystal there is
Dragonmaw: CRYSTITE NUB
Mr. Podunkian: other people can see your assay shit but it only stays permanently on your screen
Dragonmaw: yeah
Dragonmaw: i'm good at stealing assay surveys
Dragonmaw: and guessing where crystite is
Dragonmaw: lol
Mr. Podunkian: you have a spreadsheet open
Dragonmaw: no sir
Dragonmaw: i have a good memory
Radix: caution dragonmower is a serious professional muler
Dragonmaw: i am
Dragonmaw: the most professionalz
Mr. Podunkian: FUCK
Dragonmaw: podunk
Dragonmaw: watching you play is hilarious
Mr. Podunkian: HOW IS IT THAT WIHLE IM DRINKING, THE ONLY THING MY MIND DOESN'T DO IS GO TO THE PUB
Dragonmaw: ahahaha
Radix: huehuehue
Dragonmaw: more like shit ore
Mr. Podunkian: you morons
Mr. Podunkian: you guys drove up the demand for smithore, hahaha
AndrewBC: totally don't get this part
Radix: more like dick sakdakjdlkjaslkdjaslkf
Dragonmaw: andrew
Dragonmaw: it's an auction
Dragonmaw: you have buyers and sellers
AndrewBC: oh, yay
Radix: if you don't move, the auction timer moves faster
Dragonmaw: WHO HAS ALL THE FOOD
Dragonmaw: I WONDER
Mr. Podunkian: cutthroat
Radix: some blue
Radix: uh
AndrewBC: SELLER'S MARKET LOL
Mr. Podunkian: hahahahah
AndrewBC: looool
Dragonmaw: CRAZY
Dragonmaw: radix is winning cuz he a BITCH
Mr. Podunkian: press space andrew
Round 2 of 12
Dragonmaw: damn
Radix: OH NO
Mr. Podunkian: hahahahah
Radix: OOPS
Mr. Podunkian: oh this one is good
Mr. Podunkian: uh dragonmaw, you have no reason to jack up the price ... you should want to buy that one cheap.
Mr. Podunkian: IDIOT
Dragonmaw: i wasn't
Dragonmaw: radix was forcing me to
Mr. Podunkian: you kept running up
Mr. Podunkian: oh
Dragonmaw: i tried to get it as cheap as possible
Dragonmaw: but radix was a jew
Radix: slander
AndrewBC: lol
Radix: CHOKE
Dragonmaw: youa re bad at hunt the wumpus
Mr. Podunkian: i didn't know how often it moved
Dragonmaw: andrew
Mr. Podunkian: that's smart
Mr. Podunkian: wait no!
Mr. Podunkian: you don't have more land you fool
Mr. Podunkian: oh
Mr. Podunkian: sell it
Dragonmaw: sell
Dragonmaw: the mule
Mr. Podunkian: go to the mule guy
Dragonmaw: take it to the pen
Mr. Podunkian: good
AndrewBC: Aw darn wall. Was trying to pub it up
Mr. Podunkian: YES
Mr. Podunkian: also, andrew, if you ahve two things adjacent to each other that do the same thing
Dragonmaw: you get more
Mr. Podunkian: like two farms next to each other -- they get a bonus
AndrewBC: Oh I see
Dragonmaw: also, the more you have total
Mr. Podunkian: and you get a bonus if you have more of one type of unit
Dragonmaw: and the longer you have them
Mr. Podunkian: so if you have many farms, they all produce more
Dragonmaw: the more you get
Mr. Podunkian: wait what/
Dragonmaw: radix is cornering the market
Radix: naw
Dragonmaw: my food penis is the biggest
Dragonmaw: i can;t feed you all
Mr. Podunkian: SHIIIIIIT
Dragonmaw: ROFL PODUNK
Dragonmaw: YOU TARD
Mr. Podunkian: hahahahahah
Mr. Podunkian: SHIIIT
Mr. Podunkian: WHY DID I SELL WHAT I COULDN'T AFFORD TO
Dragonmaw: hahahahaha
Mr. Podunkian: I'M FUCKED. FUCKED I TELL YOU.
AndrewBC: lol
Dragonmaw: podunkian you are so screwed
Radix: hey pod have a food
Radix: OH SORRY
AndrewBC: big orange bar
Dragonmaw: podunk has the most energon
AndrewBC: this is an interesting way to auction
Mr. Podunkian: look at how gay i am. im not gonna have enough time to do shit.
Round 3 of 12
Radix: FUUUCKC
Mr. Podunkian: enjoy your WORTHLESS SHIT
Mr. Podunkian: i KNEW that would happen
Dragonmaw: rofl
Mr. Podunkian: drink up bro
Dragonmaw: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dragonmaw: PODUNK
Mr. Podunkian: GET FUCKED
Dragonmaw: rofl
Radix: host nnggh
Mr. Podunkian: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dragonmaw: fucked by gypsy inlaws
Mr. Podunkian: kill all gypsies
Radix: space gypsies can stay
Dragonmaw: sspace
Mr. Podunkian: not shabs -- you should get that mountain if you can
Dragonmaw: i know a secret for his current mountain
AndrewBC: what?! secret secrets are no fun
AndrewBC: secret secrets hurt someone :(
Dragonmaw: also radix is gonna be filthy fucking rich from smithore
Mr. Podunkian: you would think that but im here to bring the price of that shit downnnnnnn
Radix: sure thing brohilda
Mr. Podunkian: i never understood that
Dragonmaw: it steals the crystite of all players.
Radix: oh no the crystiteeee
Mr. Podunkian: oh i see
Mr. Podunkian: if i were a pirate and i came down and stole something that wasn't there i wouldn't just disappear
Dragonmaw: rofl
Mr. Podunkian: i would murder every motherfucker still on this shithole of aplanet
Radix: haha
Dragonmaw: but then you can't get some later
Mr. Podunkian: I BOUGHT YOUR SHIT NOW SELL ME IT ON THE CHEAP BRO
Mr. Podunkian: THANKS YOURE A REAL CHAMP
Dragonmaw: cheaper than radix
Mr. Podunkian: NOW LET'S TAKE DOWN THIS RADIX MOTHERFUCKERRRR
Dragonmaw: who fucked himself
Mr. Podunkian: STOP IT
Mr. Podunkian: STOP IT!!!!!!
AndrewBC: lol
Mr. Podunkian: look at how fucked i am
Dragonmaw: it's because you are a drunkard
AndrewBC: kinda weird how it gives preference to the first person who went to the lower number, when selling
Round 4 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: dragonmaw is gonna get all the food
Dragonmaw: sure did
Dragonmaw: time to corner the market bitches
AndrewBC: huh, it missed my first choice
Dragonmaw: ROFL
Dragonmaw: nice
Dragonmaw: get to drinking you bitch
Dragonmaw: radix is in first and is gonna completely fuck us over for smithore hooray
Mr. Podunkian: hahahahahahah oh man
Mr. Podunkian: no, if we use up all the mules then radix will be fucked out of a mountain thing
Radix: doors are hard
Dragonmaw: lol
Radix: yeah
Mr. Podunkian: oh wait, that was his turn
Radix: no
Dragonmaw: guess who has all the food tiles!!!
Mr. Podunkian: hahahaha
Mr. Podunkian: CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING
Dragonmaw: the food thing
Mr. Podunkian: now andrew and i can run an ENERGY CARTEL
Dragonmaw: welcome to Dragonmaw Food Incorporated
AndrewBC: :D
Dragonmaw: getting good energy tiles is way easier than good food tiles haha
Dragonmaw: jesus christ
Mr. Podunkian: TIME TO FUCK YOU OVER RADIX MONEY MONEY MONEY
Dragonmaw: radix stop letting you smithore penis grow
Mr. Podunkian: stop selling now radix
Mr. Podunkian: the more you give in the more your shit is worthless
Mr. Podunkian: okay.
Dragonmaw: rofl
Mr. Podunkian: hahahaha
Radix: ONE LEFT
Dragonmaw: shitload of mules!
Mr. Podunkian: youd better hope your land is full of crystal meth
Dragonmaw: GUESS WHO HAS ALL THE FOOD FAGOTS
Mr. Podunkian: you're the worst faggot
Dragonmaw: ahahahahahahahah
Dragonmaw: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AndrewBC: oh that's so cold
Mr. Podunkian: ENJOY WATCHING YOUR SHIT NOT WORK CAUSE YOU AINT GOT MONEY
Mr. Podunkian: er energy.
AndrewBC: Guess who isn't getting my hard earned money
AndrewBC: and yeah, no energy for you!
Dragonmaw: i can get an energy tile easy
Mr. Podunkian: we don't need his money andrew
Mr. Podunkian: hahahah
AndrewBC: :( I do
Dragonmaw: what was that about no energy
AndrewBC: I LIED OKAY
Mr. Podunkian: YOURE STILL FUCKED BRO
AndrewBC: lol
Mr. Podunkian: WATCH THIS
Dragonmaw: RADIX IS STILL FUCKING WINNING
AndrewBC: lol
Dragonmaw: this is gonna be fucking hilarious
Mr. Podunkian: GOOOOOOO
Round 5 of 12
Mr. Podunkian: YOU'LL NOW LEARN A LESSON ABOUT ECONOMICS... PROVIDED I DON'T FUCK UP
Dragonmaw: don't buy
Mr. Podunkian: owned.
AndrewBC: lol
Radix: haha
Mr. Podunkian: enjoy your gay land
Dragonmaw: ahahaha
AndrewBC: ah goddammit
Mr. Podunkian: its perfect
AndrewBC: ruined by chat focus
Dragonmaw: enjoy not doing shit because you are starving to death
Mr. Podunkian: NO PROB ROB
AndrewBC: oh wtf
Radix: food is for ethopians or whatever
AndrewBC: didn't know that affected time
Dragonmaw: yep
AndrewBC: I'mma go ghandi on your butt
Dragonmaw: damnit
AndrewBC: hah
AndrewBC: sucker.
Mr. Podunkian: hahaha
Dragonmaw: hey podunk
Dragonmaw: good luck
Mr. Podunkian: uh oh
Mr. Podunkian: someon
Mr. Podunkian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dragonmaw: AHAHAHAHAH
AndrewBC: lol
Radix: FLY AWAY
Dragonmaw: i'm gonna win this just by fucking you guys for food
Mr. Podunkian: oh wait
Mr. Podunkian: i forgot about this
Mr. Podunkian: press space
Mr. Podunkian: you shouldn't sell, radix
Radix: call the cops I don't give a fuck
Mr. Podunkian: hahahahahah
AndrewBC: lol
Mr. Podunkian: well it doesnt affect me either
Radix: you just don't get my awesome strategy man
Dragonmaw: is that strategy where you starve
Radix: yes
Dragonmaw: because the food baron won't sell you anything
AndrewBC: laaame
Mr. Podunkian: don't sell your electricity you nerd
Radix: what the fuck am I anyway
Mr. Podunkian: look at that faggot
Dragonmaw: a bird thing
Radix: some kind of duck thing
Dragonmaw: i'm in last lol
Round 6 of 12
Dragonmaw: ass
Mr. Podunkian: nice land bro
Dragonmaw: nice not doing anything with your land
Dragonmaw: bro
Mr. Podunkian: you shoulda bought it, radix
Radix: strategy
Mr. Podunkian: fuck those kazingas
Dragonmaw: i wonder if the food prices will ever go up
Dragonmaw: or if i'm just fucked
Dragonmaw: for cash
Mr. Podunkian: just go to the pub and drink your problems away.
AndrewBC: lol
Radix: pod you might have barely enough time to build a food plot to the left
Dragonmaw: ass
Radix: MAYBE
Mr. Podunkian: you don't -- that was my original plan
Radix: oh cool plan then
Radix: oh dear
Dragonmaw: space
Mr. Podunkian: you kind of put things out of whack by blowing all your smithore at the beginning
Mr. Podunkian: don't sell it
Mr. Podunkian: it's worthless
Dragonmaw: aa
Dragonmaw: is it dropping me
Radix is not responding to continue
Users who are not responding must be kicked to continue the game
Mr. Podunkian: no
Mr. Podunkian: oh good
AndrewBC: :(
Dragonmaw: haha
Radix: on the turn I sold there would've been like 25 in the shop at the end anyway
Mr. Podunkian: oh thank god
Radix was disconnected
Computer takes over Radix
Mr. Podunkian: WELL FUCK
AndrewBC: *pokes the game* nooooo
Dragonmaw: so
Dragonmaw: who want to buy
AndrewBC: :D
Dragonmaw: i guess andrew is the only one who moves this turn!
Mr. Podunkian: you realize that as soon as we stop giving you food you electricity you lose the ability to use food as a leverage
Mr. Podunkian: er electrcitiy fuck
Dragonmaw: you realize that electricty is easy as hell to get
Mr. Podunkian: or yeah the bot can do that too
AndrewBC: Radix is an undercutter even when AI
AndrewBC: :(
Dragonmaw: when i have a full turn
Mr. Podunkian: yeah but getting electricity requires you to get smithore
Dragonmaw: no
Dragonmaw: what
Dragonmaw: are you talking about
Dragonmaw: we have 13 mules
Round 7 of 12
Dragonmaw: i'm fine and dandy
AndrewBC: :D!
Mr. Podunkian: man this game is already ruined if only by the fact that the first rounds were played so haphazardly
Mr. Podunkian: don't buy it andrew
AndrewBC: lol
Mr. Podunkian: all you need to do is make food
AndrewBC: damn farmers
Dragonmaw: mmmm
Mr. Podunkian: make food you idiot
Mr. Podunkian: YOU IDIOT
Mr. Podunkian: MAKE MROE FOOD
Mr. Podunkian: UGW*SIJHSDEfjwae
AndrewBC: lol
Dragonmaw: he's only gonna make barely enough for himself
Dragonmaw: and i'm not gonna sell any more
Mr. Podunkian: that's stupid because then he doesn't win either.
AndrewBC: wtf is crystite for anyway
Dragonmaw: selling
AndrewBC: oh
Dragonmaw: ccome on up boys
Mr. Podunkian: you're only really fucking yourself over
Dragonmaw: how?
Dragonmaw: i just made 600 from two units of food
Mr. Podunkian: i'm not talking about you
Dragonmaw: oh lol
AndrewBC: I'm just a noob :D
Mr. Podunkian: it's a totally pointless game at this point and i have no problems quitting