Training Mode - 12 Rounds

Mr. Podunkian joined the game in slot 1

Dragonmaw visits

Dragonmaw joined the game in slot 2

Mr. Podunkian: alrighty

Dragonmaw: gonna get screencaps while we play

Round 1 of 12

Mr. Podunkian: Let's Go.

Mr. Podunkian: SHIT

Mr. Podunkian: That was a mistake, I didn't know you could buy it from teh stock.

Dragonmaw: rofl

Dragonmaw: only crystite can't

Dragonmaw: HAH

Round 2 of 12

Dragonmaw: rofl

Mr. Podunkian: Yeah? Cram it.

Mr. Podunkian: WHAT.

Dragonmaw: rofl

Mr. Podunkian: Favoritism.

Mr. Podunkian: Racism.

Mr. Podunkian: Call it whatever you want.

Mr. Podunkian: hahah oh no.

Dragonmaw: you cornering the market?

Dragonmaw: rofl

Mr. Podunkian: hahaha we both just sold back what we accidentally bought.

Mr. Podunkian: i'll cut you some slack.

Dragonmaw: fuck

Mr. Podunkian: why?

Dragonmaw: ?

Round 3 of 12

Dragonmaw: damnit

Dragonmaw: fucking kid

Dragonmaw: always bitten by goddamn bat lizards

Mr. Podunkian: he causes nothing but heartache

Mr. Podunkian: hahahahaha

Mr. Podunkian: yeah, you get a bonus for adjacent things

Mr. Podunkian: also you get a bonus if you have multiple of the same thing

Dragonmaw: lookit all that food

Dragonmaw: my food penis is bigger than yours

Dragonmaw: balls

Mr. Podunkian: hahahah

Dragonmaw: it's funny how auction can turn into a game of keepaway

Round 4 of 12

Dragonmaw: wtf

Mr. Podunkian: wait no

Dragonmaw: rofl

Mr. Podunkian: hahahaha

Dragonmaw: 50 dollars

Mr. Podunkian: this is fine

Dragonmaw: WHAT THE FUCK

Dragonmaw: SO MUCH LANDS

Dragonmaw: watch as you get a disaster

Dragonmaw: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mr. Podunkian: cool.

Mr. Podunkian: Death to inlaws.

Dragonmaw: straight to pub you go

Dragonmaw: lol

Mr. Podunkian: OH EAT MY FARTS.

Dragonmaw: rofl

Mr. Podunkian: thanks the heavens

Dragonmaw: i wish you could vote to skip auction

Mr. Podunkian: it would only save like 10 seconds

Dragonmaw: I AM A BUSY MAN

Round 5 of 12

Dragonmaw: you asshole

Mr. Podunkian: i will gladly sit this one out!

Dragonmaw: you can't even meet min bid

Dragonmaw: ahahahahahaha

Mr. Podunkian: this game is jewing me

Dragonmaw: GET TO SURVEYING BITCH

Dragonmaw: lol

Mr. Podunkian: ah, that was a mistake

Dragonmaw: ?

Dragonmaw: what was

Mr. Podunkian: i played it badly

Dragonmaw: ass

Mr. Podunkian: i didn't even make the connection

Dragonmaw: rofl

Dragonmaw: you can't meet store minimum

Dragonmaw: rofl

Mr. Podunkian: fuck what did i do

Mr. Podunkian: niggerballs

Round 6 of 12

Mr. Podunkian: my luck is gonna change unless the game jews me again

Dragonmaw: you ass

Dragonmaw: oh

Dragonmaw: goddamn

Mr. Podunkian: you didn't do anything.

Dragonmaw: you fucker

Dragonmaw: i couldn't

Mr. Podunkian: wait, why?

Dragonmaw: because you took the last plot

Dragonmaw: it immediately skipped my turn

Mr. Podunkian: wait, i don't get it

Mr. Podunkian: how did it skip your turn

Dragonmaw: if you make it to the last unclaimed plot

Dragonmaw: then it skips that person's turn

Mr. Podunkian: oh, why didn't you take an earlier plot then? it's not like that plot i took was any good?

Dragonmaw: i couldn't

Dragonmaw: it automatically skipped my turn

Mr. Podunkian: ... i have no idea what you're saying

Mr. Podunkian: you just... choose a plot earlier

Dragonmaw: if you choose the last plot

Dragonmaw: it skips my turn

Mr. Podunkian: no, but you don't get what i'm saying. why didn't you choose your plot before i did?

Dragonmaw: you can't

Mr. Podunkian: yes you ca

Mr. Podunkian: n

Dragonmaw: i tried

Dragonmaw: it didn't let me

Mr. Podunkian: you didn't ry hard enough

Mr. Podunkian: trust me, you can

Round 7 of 12

Mr. Podunkian: choose a plot you nerd

Dragonmaw: i am

Dragonmaw: high crystite

Dragonmaw: :D

Mr. Podunkian: why are you buying that at such a high price.

Dragonmaw: why not

Round 8 of 12

Dragonmaw: if i get a really bad disaster it's gonna suck so bad

Dragonmaw: ouch

Mr. Podunkian: the game searches for the word 'disaster' and gives you one if you say it. i've figured it all out.

Dragonmaw: HAHAHAHA

Dragonmaw: SO CLOSE

Mr. Podunkian: man, i'm doomed energywise

Dragonmaw: i'm low on energy rofl

Dragonmaw: you are gonna make a killing

Dragonmaw: i can;t bid

Dragonmaw: only one mule left rofl

Dragonmaw: hahahahah

Dragonmaw: 18

Dragonmaw: holy shit

Dragonmaw: look at all that dosh

Mr. Podunkian: it's worthless!

Dragonmaw: too bad you didn't sell smithore to store

Dragonmaw: no more mules

Dragonmaw: what

Round 9 of 12

Dragonmaw: oh all your smithore

Dragonmaw: hum dum rich man

Mr. Podunkian: TAKE IT

Dragonmaw: i did

Dragonmaw: oh look i magically knew where the crystite was

Dragonmaw: rofl

Dragonmaw: what's the little beeping thing on the mountains?

Mr. Podunkian: WHATY

Dragonmaw: ahahahahahah

Mr. Podunkian: its the wumpus or something

Dragonmaw: how do you get it?

Dragonmaw: holy shit energy

Mr. Podunkian: i dont really know

Dragonmaw: no mules?

Dragonmaw: guess not

Mr. Podunkian: i have to not press down when i don't mean it

Mr. Podunkian: oh no.

Round 10 of 12

Dragonmaw: oh nice

Mr. Podunkian: thank god for that

Dragonmaw: i wish you would sell smithore

Dragonmaw: so we could get mules

Mr. Podunkian: dont sweat it bro

Dragonmaw: lol

Dragonmaw: jesus

Dragonmaw: you and that smithore

Mr. Podunkian: youre rich

Dragonmaw: in crystite

Dragonmaw: which doesn't behave according to supply demand

Dragonmaw: you ar eprobably gonna win

Mr. Podunkian: you have enough of it for it not to matter

Dragonmaw: we need all four players

Dragonmaw: haha

Mr. Podunkian: hahah yeah

Dragonmaw: HOLY SHIT

Dragonmaw: 32 production

Round 11 of 12

Dragonmaw: WHAT THE FUCK

Dragonmaw: I WAS THE ONE THAT BOUGHT IT

Mr. Podunkian: no, i inched you out

Dragonmaw: i like how i have every high crystite deposit

Dragonmaw: lol

Dragonmaw: AHAHAHAHA

Dragonmaw: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Mr. Podunkian: what did that thing do?!

Mr. Podunkian: it just like ran away from me or something haha

Dragonmaw: if you use a MULE on an empty plot

Dragonmaw: it runs away

Mr. Podunkian: oh

Dragonmaw: like a plot you don't own

Dragonmaw: fucking smithore

Dragonmaw: fucking assholes

Dragonmaw: my crystite is worthless

Dragonmaw: yeah in first baby

Dragonmaw: barely

Round 12 of 12

Dragonmaw: i think i might win

Dragonmaw: despite your massive overpriced smithore

Dragonmaw: rofl

Mr. Podunkian: i think you might've won

Dragonmaw: depends on assets score

Dragonmaw: you have way more cash

Mr. Podunkian: yeah but i also kind of got rid of the need for smithhore

Mr. Podunkian: ore

Game Over

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Score saved

Dragonmaw: WOO

Dragonmaw: I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Mr. Podunkian: hahaha, i would've won. TRUST ME. i just made a mistake in the last round

Dragonmaw: i bought all your smithore

Dragonmaw: well a lot

Mr. Podunkian: hahah yeah that's why, i dind't realize it was scored on assets

Dragonmaw: WHUPS

Mr. Podunkian: NOW TO PLAY WITH MR. ORTOSLON

Mr. Podunkian: AND TO ORTASLOWN HIM

Dragonmaw: at least i know going for crystite is gay

Dragonmaw: because it has nothing to do with supply and demand

Dragonmaw: and smithore is the way to go

Mr. Podunkian: well, no, it's good for that matter

Dragonmaw: it's good for like

Dragonmaw: banking

Mr. Podunkian: no it's not. it was only really good because you totally neglected it at the start

Mr. Podunkian: usually you won't have people ignore it

Dragonmaw: ah

Dragonmaw: well

Mr. Podunkian: is what i'm assuming

Mr. Podunkian: ortasl0wn is down

Dragonmaw: anyone else in tigs wanna play?

Mr. Podunkian: he's down to fuck