Training Mode - 6 Rounds
ortoslon visits
Mr. Podunkian joined the game in slot 1
ortoslon joined the game in slot 2
Added computer player <A.L.A.N.>
rinkuhero visits
rinkuhero joined the game in slot 4
rinkuhero: glhf
Round 1 of 6
Mr. Podunkian: if you say one more starcrafty thing im gonna murder you
rinkuhero: that robot just does that to annoy us
rinkuhero: what does assay do
rinkuhero: ah
rinkuhero: finds crystite
rinkuhero: mountain what
rinkuhero: :(
ortoslon: pod sold all food
Mr. Podunkian: wait oh
Mr. Podunkian: i was wondering how the hell do i have negative food
Mr. Podunkian: then i realized it was like net change...
ortoslon: pod go to pub immediately
ortoslon: you don't have time for anything else
Mr. Podunkian: I M NOT GONAN DIE
ortoslon: just get shitfaced in your turn
Mr. Podunkian: sounds like a plan
Mr. Podunkian: its what i do irl
Round 2 of 6
Mr. Podunkian: i see
Mr. Podunkian: LETS GET FUCKED
ortoslon: energy freak heh
ortoslon: o
Mr. Podunkian: WHAT A BAD PLACE TO PUT A FARM
rinkuhero: lol
rinkuhero: what does smithore do
ortoslon: produces mules
rinkuhero: ah
rinkuhero: how
rinkuhero: what does energy do
Mr. Podunkian: it takes 1 unit of energy for every mule
Mr. Podunkian: this game takes foreverrrrrrrrrrfffffff
rinkuhero: ya
Round 3 of 6
ortoslon: pacing of a board game
Mr. Podunkian: death to board game. more like bored game. eat a thousand farts.
Mr. Podunkian: oh how come i didnt ask duncan to play
rinkuhero: cause you don't hate him
Mr. Podunkian: fucking asshole bot
Mr. Podunkian: WHAT
Mr. Podunkian: fuck this george bush economy
ortoslon: eat your kilowatts
ortoslon: place farms on river valley
Mr. Podunkian: yo youguys wanna play with superjoe?
rinkuhero: we'r ealready like 1/3 through the game but whatever
Mr. Podunkian: its up to you
rinkuhero: if he'll stay and play the whole thing then yeah
Round 4 of 6
rinkuhero: :
Mr. Podunkian: hooray for death
Mr. Podunkian: what's the store?
rinkuhero: it's in the 'summary'
rinkuhero: at the end of each round it lists who is first second third fourth
Mr. Podunkian: ah
Mr. Podunkian: fuck you alan
Mr. Podunkian: wait why did i choose buy
Mr. Podunkian: im a faggoooooooooot
rinkuhero: yay second place
ortoslon: because they stole my crystite
Round 5 of 6
Mr. Podunkian: way to buy that shit land at an inflated price... BOT
rinkuhero: haha
Mr. Podunkian: fuck i wasnt paying attention aaaaaaaa
Mr. Podunkian: TOO EXPENSIVE... im a peon.
Mr. Podunkian: a fucking peon!!!
Mr. Podunkian: 10 bucks. enjoy life, nerd.
ortoslon: land > money
Mr. Podunkian: eat my farts.
ortoslon: fffffffffffffffff
Mr. Podunkian: he cant afford nothing
rinkuhero: that bot sold all his food
Mr. Podunkian: he's also the richest man in the world
Mr. Podunkian: youre... a powerful man.
Round 6 of 6
ortoslon: i'm bored
ortoslon: i don't understand supply and demand enough to enjoy this gam
Mr. Podunkian: the bot ruins it
rinkuhero: it's the end of the game anwyay
rinkuhero: last turn
Mr. Podunkian: wait are we supposed to try to make the most money or what
rinkuhero: i guess
rinkuhero: dunno
Mr. Podunkian: look at that dumb bot. he's so rich he's WASTING food. what an asshole.
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
rinkuhero: what the
rinkuhero: why am i last
Mr. Podunkian: i have no idea
rinkuhero: :(
rinkuhero: o well
ortoslon: review it already
rinkuhero: maybe
rinkuhero: anyway enough for today
ortoslon: ya
rinkuhero: nite!!
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