Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
jschweitz visits
farina joined the game in slot 1
LordSpam visits
farina: FUCK
agybaszaras visits
farina: You an't chat in fullscreen?
jschweitz joined the game in slot 2
boomstiq visits
agybaszaras joined the game in slot 3
boomstiq joined the game in slot 4
agybaszaras was kicked
jschweitz: holy shit intruder
farina: conley get your sack joined
LordSpam joined the game in slot 3
LordSpam: that fucker
boomstiq: beatdown
LordSpam: woo
boomstiq: that was a nigerian prince
farina: grab a fucking headset and log into mumble so I don't have to type
LordSpam: I don't own a headset
jschweitz: yeah seriously i need to play this fullscreen
boomstiq: he's been following me
jschweitz: get in mumble this is gay
LordSpam: andI don't know what mumble is
farina: it's like teamspeak
farina: which is like ventrillo
jschweitz: just google mumble it takes 2 mins
farina: which is like a CB radio
farina: which is like a walky talky
farina: which is like god
jschweitz: its basically pop cans with strings
boomstiq: whats a walky talky
LordSpam: is it anything like morse code?
LordSpam: or semaphore?
boomstiq: whats a pop can
jschweitz: yes
LordSpam: because I'm more familiar with those
boomstiq: sorry i dont understand your words
jschweitz: ill make clicking sounds for you
farina: it's less complicated than morse code, with 20% more coding
jschweitz: like a zimbabwean
corentin visits
boomstiq: i know wakka wakka wakka
jschweitz: gtfo
farina: haha
boomstiq: tits or gtfo
LordSpam: !
jschweitz: haha
LordSpam: show us your tits!
jschweitz: MULETITS ftw
boomstiq: i see no muletits here
LordSpam: zero muletits
LordSpam: mulevag?
boomstiq: perhaps?
corentin left the game
boomstiq: jesus im the veteran here
boomstiq: with 1/7 wins
jschweitz: yeah pro
boomstiq: yeah how bout i get slaughtered
jschweitz: the fukin wampus is too easy to catch in this
boomstiq: it is
boomstiq: once you learn
farina: I fucking want full screen with you on mumble so I don't have to type
Round 1 of 12
farina: or read
jschweitz: yeah get in mumble homos
farina: cause I don't know how
boomstiq: well fuck you farina, that is tomorrow
boomstiq: once i find my shit
boomstiq: what gay board are we playing with no energy plots
jschweitz: haha
farina: my god, you are LD
jschweitz: i think conley never played this
farina: nice job in the pube
LordSpam: this un? no
LordSpam: yeah, I gots some big monies
LordSpam: no whammies
LordSpam: this fucker doesn't even do fullscreen
LordSpam: so stfu!
jschweitz: F5
farina: ya, then you can't see the text
farina: which is gayness times 12
LordSpam: does not work
boomstiq: my 28" screen begs to differ
LordSpam: ahh, there we go
LordSpam: have to be focused on the game apparently
farina: my 29 inch cock said it worked
jschweitz: yeah get in mumble
LordSpam: never
jschweitz: haha
jschweitz: fukin wampus
boomstiq: oh shit
jschweitz: oh poop
LordSpam: oh noes!
farina: ya, typing is for homos
LordSpam: your anus is for homos
jschweitz: that was close
farina: true
LordSpam: whew
jschweitz: OH WUT NAO
boomstiq: o fuk
jschweitz: lol
Round 2 of 12
farina: omg this music is amazing
jschweitz: haha you dick
LordSpam: another one?
jschweitz: wow
boomstiq: death
farina: ehhh
farina: get there
farina: get there!
farina: gotta be quick on that wumpus
LordSpam: usually can't see it
LordSpam: it's invisible
boomstiq: im blind to the wampus too
LordSpam: the tricky bastard
Round 3 of 12
farina: FYUCK
LordSpam: nicely done
boomstiq: nice farina
jschweitz: er
jschweitz: jesus h
LordSpam: ...
jschweitz: MOTHER WHORE
boomstiq: oooooooooooooo
LordSpam: zomg
farina: schweitzer gets so pissed when I run the clock
jschweitz: zomg energy baron
LordSpam: !
Round 4 of 12
farina: you should be able to shoot people if they are wumpus hunding on your land
jschweitz: my feeble eyes could not see the wumpus
boomstiq: PROTIP: wampus only appears on unsettled land
farina: ahh
LordSpam: that pigfucker
jschweitz: haha
LordSpam: he's invisible, I say
boomstiq: elusive to say the least
farina: A?HSDHFASDEF
LordSpam: doh!
LordSpam: you didn't get to the pubies!
jschweitz: thats hot
LordSpam: exciting
Round 5 of 12
jschweitz: you have to click for the wampus ho
boomstiq: ya i wish they made it like before
jschweitz: spacebar
farina: ahhh
boomstiq: where you had to be there when it appeared
LordSpam: damnit
jschweitz: ya
boomstiq: waiting around for your loot added so much suspense
LordSpam: that's homosexual to the max
boomstiq: nice
farina: ASDFU
boomstiq: ahhhHH
LordSpam: sweet jesus
boomstiq: fuckme
jschweitz: why in gods name has the price of smithore not gone down yet?
LordSpam: I don't ask such questions
LordSpam: I simply enjoy the abundance
jschweitz: how the fuck am i a packer that cant farm?
boomstiq: exactly
boomstiq: we both know packer = win
LordSpam: fudge packer
boomstiq: ahaha
jschweitz: man i am teh suck
Round 6 of 12
LordSpam: jes
jschweitz: enjoy
jschweitz: so no more wampus?
farina: damn right they did
boomstiq: no more wampus
LordSpam: nope
jschweitz: lame
LordSpam: farina killed him
boomstiq: ya
LordSpam: with his suck
LordSpam: and his wart worms
boomstiq: i think it was indeed farinas wart worms
jschweitz: HELL YEAH
jschweitz: lol
LordSpam: w00t
boomstiq: aw shit
LordSpam: u r teh win
boomstiq: omy
farina: taubo, what drives the price of cyrostite?
jschweitz: oshnap
boomstiq: nothing
LordSpam: zomg
boomstiq: it is not driven
boomstiq: it is an international variable
jschweitz: wut
boomstiq: price of crystite is random
boomstiq: smithore is supply demand though
boomstiq: as with energy and food
LordSpam: I *do* have sufficient units
LordSpam: thank you
jschweitz: my unit is sufficient
boomstiq: ahaha
jschweitz: you guys are half retarded
LordSpam: only half?
LordSpam: massive improvement
Round 7 of 12
jschweitz: 15/29
farina: I am full retard thank you very much
LordSpam: damn you tobbo
jschweitz: holy cocknballs they gave it to you?
boomstiq: oh shit
LordSpam: oh noes!
LordSpam: come here gypsy, give me your tears
farina: my space gypsy inlaws made a mess of your mom
LordSpam: they'll do that
jschweitz: meteor food is good for you BIG MISTAKE
LordSpam: delicious meteor foods
jschweitz: exotic
LordSpam: full of minerals
jschweitz: zinc is good for the common cold too
LordSpam: yes
LordSpam: a moose once bit my sister
jschweitz: haha
jschweitz: its been too long
boomstiq: the pub is good for the common cold as well
farina: holy fuck hit the spacebar
LordSpam: no
LordSpam: I like watching the production
boomstiq: conley is raping the gypsies
jschweitz: fuck me running
boomstiq: oh noes
LordSpam: fucker
jschweitz: damn electricity spoilage
Round 8 of 12
LordSpam: gypsy rape takes a lot out of a man
jschweitz: is that so?
LordSpam: tis
LordSpam: I'm plum tuckered
jschweitz: lol
boomstiq: ahahaha
boomstiq: aww
LordSpam: damn radiation
farina: finally
jschweitz: doh
boomstiq: fuckin a
LordSpam: screwed again
jschweitz: WTB fish sticks
LordSpam: I have a giant greeen stick
Round 9 of 12
LordSpam: too much assaying
boomstiq: DAHHHHHHH
boomstiq: i dont believe in assaying
boomstiq: roll the dice
LordSpam: nonsense
LordSpam: I like to know what I'm getting into
farina: seriously
LordSpam: ok
jschweitz: for the love of god conley
LordSpam: I'll press the button
boomstiq: ahahah
LordSpam: jesus h
jschweitz: >.>
boomstiq: omy schweitz
jschweitz: little late tho
LordSpam: srsly
LordSpam: packers are packing the fudge
jschweitz: were fukin farmers wtf
LordSpam: it's bullshit
Round 10 of 12
LordSpam: ...
jschweitz: holy shit
boomstiq: nice farina
jschweitz: how did you do that tobbo?
farina: thanks...I was hammering my spacebar like a tard monster
jschweitz: WTF
boomstiq: yeah schweitz ^^^
boomstiq: hammer
LordSpam: lol
LordSpam: take that, beyatch
LordSpam: where's your $300 now?
LordSpam: a devastating blow at this critical stage
jschweitz: /quit
LordSpam: you might as well
LordSpam: game's over for you now
jschweitz: im going to fork a fireball 4 times onto you
farina: buy a mule and take it into the pub conley
boomstiq: ahahah
farina: hope energy goes up
farina: doah
LordSpam: !
LordSpam: should I press it, or do you guys want to watch?
jschweitz: im hoping for pirates next turn tobbo lol
boomstiq: :)
jschweitz: terets or something?
LordSpam: I enjoy watching him dance around
Round 11 of 12
LordSpam: he's got some good moves
LordSpam: he can't farm for shit, but at least the bastard can dance
jschweitz: lambada ftw
farina: FUCK
LordSpam: hah
farina: wrong hole
boomstiq: totally wrong hole
jschweitz: F'd in the mulehole again
LordSpam: mulevag
farina: wow,
LordSpam: outrageous
farina: I'm just glad I beat conley
LordSpam: you got lucky
farina: I can tell
LordSpam: lucky that I was too busy raping gypsies
jschweitz: tobbo how do they figure out assets?
boomstiq: i think it's current market value
Round 12 of 12
boomstiq: it's close schweitz
jschweitz: gay
farina: that's the killing blow
jschweitz: didnt know thsat
jschweitz: yeah its gonna be close
jschweitz: i think your extra land might put you over the top
LordSpam: brilliant!
LordSpam: best turn ever
jschweitz: ALL ENERGY 123 GO
boomstiq: ahahah
jschweitz: fascinating stratagem
boomstiq: massive land auctions
LordSpam: I thought maybe my persistence would impress them
LordSpam: it did not
jschweitz: lol
jschweitz: my empty river is for the ceremonies
jschweitz: there any point of selling on the last turn tobbo?
farina: ya, are assests just assests?
boomstiq: sometimes
farina: or do I have to sell for them to be worth something?
boomstiq: but i dont
boomstiq: smithore can be useful
LordSpam: If there's no point, why would they have the auctions on the last turn?
farina: I think there are a few loopholes in this game
farina: i'd like to re-write it with black market goods like babies
jschweitz: i could buy your massive energy reserves
LordSpam: needs more gypsy rape, too
boomstiq: and i do have massive energy reserves
jschweitz: impressive
jschweitz: haha
jschweitz: i crown thee energy hutt
LordSpam: !
farina: ya, that's the best turn ever
LordSpam: your energies
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LordSpam: give them to me
jschweitz: FUCK
boomstiq: oh wow
farina: wow
jschweitz: haha feck
boomstiq: assets
farina: excellent
boomstiq: that time
jschweitz: yeah plots too
farina: ok, I am going to bed...have to wake up early
farina: thanks
boomstiq: well yeah that cost me a shitload too
jschweitz: ill have to read up on how it determines that shit
farina: we'll do this again
LordSpam: yes
farina: get headsets
boomstiq: nice
farina: much more fun
jschweitz: cool see you guys later
LordSpam: laters