Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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Pescado: You in slot 2: You should probably move on to another game. As it says in the header, private party.

trixie: NO MUTANTS, etc.

trixie: These mutants are clearly illiterate.

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trixie: FFS, this mutant doesn't give up easily.

Pescado: 'k, gonna free your slot now to make room for the rest of our party.

corentin was kicked

trixie: Can't abide mutants.

corentin visits

Pescado: You again?

corentin: ?

Pescado: This is a private party for a preselected group.

trixie: This is a private game, and you are probably 12 anyway.

corentin: strange people...

corentin left the game

trixie: Stupid mutant 12.

Ellatrue: Who are we waiting on now, kewian and Pescado?

trixie: I think it thinks we are strange because we use words of more than one syllable.

trixie: Ella: Whale.

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Pescado: Kewian the Welfare Whale.

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trixie: And there she is!

trixie: What timing!

Pescado: SECTOR CLAIMS

Pescado: I have NW, as usual.

trixie: NE

Ellatrue: SE

Kewian: whatever

Pescado: Okay, everyone understood, then?

trixie: Who is foodlord?

Pescado: Looks like the Whale.

Kewian: no way

Pescado: Is the Whale clear on its job?

trixie: We're screwed, then.

Pescado: You'd rather do energy?

trixie: I'll do food, if the Whale won't.

Pescado: Okay, Trixie can handle fudz.

Pescado: Ellatorture is energy, then?

trixie: I am good at fudz.

Pescado: Being energy is very easy: Claim a flat piece of open ground in your quarter, then plant a solar collector on it.

Ellatrue: If you give me marching orders.

Ellatrue: okay

Pescado: That's your orders.

Round 1 of 12

trixie: Just put energy everywhere in your sector, basically.

Pescado: Ellatorture has flattest ground anyway.

Pescado: Claim the flat spots.

Pescado: Uh...

Ellatrue: fuck

Pescado: The flat spots in YOUR section.

trixie: Wrong sector.

trixie: We can just do a sector swap, aye?

trixie: Also, Kewian, that is MY sector.

Pescado: Ellatorture: Go ahead and plant an energy now.

Pescado: THen next round, claim in YOUR sector and mark that land in my section for "Sale"...

Pescado: By going to "land", then walking over and spacebarring on the errant plot.

Pescado: Got that?

trixie: WTF is Kewian doing in my sector?

Pescado: Being stupid?

Kewian: I thought he claimed the other one.

Pescado: No, he said NE.

trixie: Hey, I found the bloom point! What luck!

Pescado: Walk to the stable.

Pescado: Then walk to the lightning bolt with it.

Pescado: Then walk over to your square and plant on it.

Pescado: And walk FASTER.

trixie: HURRY, there is a time limit.

Pescado: NO STOPPING.

Pescado: No, stable first.

trixie: Stable first.

Kewian: You can have that patch of mts on my section.

trixie: FAIL

trixie: Kewian, no, you are going to sell that plot of land. Strip mining is very important.

Kewian: why can you just not take the other mts.?

trixie: Because I need that province to build a strip mine, and you'll need whatever province I would take from your side to build YOUR strip mine.

Pescado: You know what, I'll just take southwest instead, and leave Ellatorture to where she is now.

trixie: Seems fair.

Pescado: Or, nevermind.

Pescado: Ellatorture is stupid. :P

Pescado: Forget it.

Pescado: Ellatorture, next round, go to the LAND box..

Pescado: Then walk over to your green plot and hit Sell.

Ellatrue: ok

Pescado: Ellatorture: Walk up.

Pescado: Stop

Pescado: Okay, beginning to see how this works yet?

Pescado: Try to remember that you are in the SOUTHEAST of the map.

Pescado: Get it?

Ellatrue: maybe

Pescado: Now you have to give me the plot you misclicked.

Round 2 of 12

trixie: Kewian, you too!

Pescado: Claim a FLAT one

Pescado: MISS again.

Kewian: NO

Ellatrue: FUCK

trixie: STILL NOT THE RIGHT SECTOR.

Pescado: This one is for Ellatorture.

Pescado: IF she can do it right.

trixie: Ellatrue, buy this for minimum price.

Pescado: Step up

trixie: Just move up a tiny bit.

Pescado: Or not.

Ellatrue: tried to

Pescado: Do you see how to fit the mules now?

Pescado: Go and fit energy, then sell the errant plots.

Pescado: Whale should probably install energy since Torture is Fail. :P

Ellatrue: how do I selll them?

trixie: Kewian, fit your two plots, then sell me that one you stole.

Pescado: Go to the LAND box..

trixie: Ellatrue: Go to the LAND box, then go to the province and hit space.

Pescado: Then walk over and plant on your current plot.

Pescado: Ellatorture next round should sell her plots in MAH LAND.

Pescado: Do so now.

Pescado: MOVE

trixie: NEVER BE STILL.

Kewian: no

Kewian: not on mine

Kewian: no

trixie: Fail.

Pescado: ELlatorture: Never stop walking for any reason.

Pescado: And you were supposed to go to the LAND box.

Ellatrue: ok

trixie: Anyway, Kewian, don't foorget to sell that province.

trixie: HIT SPACE, Ellatrue.

Ellatrue: I thought you wanted me to fit them with energy first?

Kewian: I will.

Pescado: Yes, that was helpful.

trixie: Huzzah!

Pescado: but do the land thing next.

Pescado: Don't forget to make sure you have enough fudz for the next round.

Pescado: NO HOGGING.

Pescado: Move own

trixie: ELLATRUE.

Pescado: I told you not to hog, Torture.

trixie: You don't GET any more.

trixie: STOP TRYING.

Pescado: Once your meter is zero, go back down and STAY down.

Ellatrue: ok

Pescado: SEe the little box below your guy?

Pescado: Once it reads zero, you have enough.

Pescado: Move down until you meet my purple line.

Pescado: Once everyone else has gone back down...

Pescado: Move back up to the top.

Pescado: This round, go into the LAND box.

Pescado: Then move to the plot in the northwest, which is MINE, and push spacebar.

Pescado: Get it?

Round 3 of 12

Pescado: THen you can do the donkey thing.

Ellatrue: ok

Pescado: And try to claim a plot in YOUR section this time.

Pescado: Mine.

Pescado: Kewhale needs to RETURN the lost plot.

trixie: Yes.

trixie: That should be her first order of business.

Pescado: DO SO NOW.

Pescado: STUPID WHALE.

trixie: WTF?

trixie: Whale, you suck.

Kewian: I will once I get my mt plot.

trixie: But I didn't take that!

trixie: Why punish ME for what ELLATRUE did?

Kewian: There's no rush in my plot being returned. Im not.

Kewian: I want to profit off the mining.

Pescado: SO CLAIM YOUR OWN DAMN MOUNTAIN.

trixie: Welfare for Ellatorture!

Pescado: MOVE

Kewian: I tried to get the mt plot but stupid spacebar.

Pescado: Land box.

Pescado: Ellatorture is fail.

trixie: FAIL

Pescado: You have to KEEP the mule until you are standing in your box, Ellatorture.

Kewian: My plot

Pescado: You cannot hit space in the middle of nowhere.

Ellatrue: how did that even happen?

Pescado: Also, that plot is supposed to be the Whale's.

Pescado: So you have to sell it.

Ellatrue: okay

Pescado: Same way as you did for the one in mine.

trixie: ELLATRUE

trixie: HIT SPACE

trixie: Hit space to skip the production, because it is STUPID and BORING.

Pescado: Down

Pescado: Move down, Whale.

Pescado: Sell 4 units.

Pescado: Or be stupid.

Pescado: I can only afford floor.

Round 4 of 12

Pescado: Move your mine off Trixie's land and put it on your own, and give Trixie his land back.

Pescado: Mine

Kewian: I will. this is what I wanted.

Pescado: Torture's.

Kewian: I want my land back too.

Pescado: Yes, but that's with you and Torture.

Pescado: Plus it's an empty plains that does nothing anyway.

Pescado: Land

trixie: Torture, just sell the province.

Pescado: Then SW

Pescado: MOVE

Pescado: Stop staring into space.

trixie: Try to conserve MULEs.

Pescado: I don't have money to develop so I didn't bother with fudz.

trixie: For instance, Kewhale needs no additional MULEs.

trixie: FAIL

Pescado: Ellatorture will always keep freeing the mules.

trixie: Swap mine, sell MY province, then sell Ellatrue's if you have time.

Pescado: I wouldn't rush to sell it.

Pescado: The Torture is not smart enough to use it.

trixie: Right, which is why she need not necessarily bother.

Pescado: ?

Pescado: I have no idea what that was about.

trixie: Me neither, but at least we will have energies.

Pescado: Hit space

Pescado: In production phase, Torture, always just hit space.

Pescado: Once you see Production # appear, hit space.

Ellatrue: okay

Pescado: Yeah, food production needs to increase now.

trixie: It will.

trixie: If you wish to STARVE, then by all means refuse to sell.

trixie: Very well, then.

Pescado: Stupid WHALE>

Pescado: WTF are you doing?

Kewian: hey I waited for trixie

Round 5 of 12

Pescado: You were supposed to MOVE.

Pescado: Protips: With an energy short, don't bother planting non-energy on that.

Pescado: For Saltfucker.

Pescado: Since the Torture cannot develop.

trixie: The Whale is really bad at moving from place to place quickly.

Pescado: You can tell just by watching Kewhale's behavior that she is only capable of processing one move at a time.

Pescado: NOtice how every time she finishes a current step, she has to stop and ponder what her next move is.

Pescado: You can't grow that, Trixie.

trixie: I know.

Pescado: In fact, doing so will starve your other plots.

trixie: However, it is closer, so I will do it now while I have low food.

Pescado: I think the Torture's weak dev may let us do second smithore early.

Pescado: There's no more fudz.

Pescado: BEcause of the WHALE.

trixie: -1 is the lowest I will sell to.

Pescado: MOVE

Round 6 of 12

trixie: I think I have made it clear that it is sell energy at floor or starve to death.

Kewian: shit

Pescado: Stupid Whale.

Kewian: stupid spacebar.

Kewian: Why do I have to sell to the house?

trixie: Because there won't be any food production if you don't?

Pescado: TIme to manufacture second smithore.

trixie: I'll buy as much as I can once it floors.

Pescado: Least we can count on Torture for Mule Freedom.

trixie: Operation: MULE Freedom is going well, yes.

Pescado: SPACE

Pescado: BUgger.

Ellatrue: is there a timer?

trixie: Alas!

trixie: Ellatrue: YES.

trixie: Have you not NOTICED it?

Ellatrue: the yellow bar?

trixie: It's that orange bar at the side of your screen.

trixie: Pescado, you should have sold off what you had to bring the price lower, first.

Pescado: no.

Pescado: WE have to hurry.

Pescado: We MIGHT even make it to THird Smithore.

Pescado: Because Torture isn't developing, so demand will remain high.

Pescado: Sure, wreck the energy market. :P

trixie: Technically, Torture crashed energy.

Ellatrue: sorry

trixie: Whale is just doing the natural thing that develops from it.

Round 7 of 12

Kewian: you wanted me to sell

trixie: Not to the STORE.

trixie: I meant sell to the other players, but at a low price.

Kewian: FUCK

Pescado: Doesn't matter, TOrture isn't doing anything anyway.

Pescado: May as well take all of Torture's lands.

trixie: "At floor" means "at minimum price".

Pescado: FREEDOM!

Ellatrue: the mules are so cute when they run off

trixie: BE FREE, MY DARLINGS!

Pescado: Give us 3 rounds for Smithore to crash....

Pescado: And we may be able to hit third smith.

Ellatrue: Do I even need to be here still?

trixie: Yes.

Pescado: Well, you SHOULD, if only to learn how to do things.

trixie: You have to hit space.

trixie: And you have to be around to play again in a bit.

Pescado: Notice how we are doing things?

Pescado: Torture should probably sell her lands, as she cannot develop them at lal.

Ellatrue: sort of

Ellatrue: I don't know what the various resources are for, though

Pescado: Food gives you time in the next turn.

Pescado: Energy runs your factories.

Pescado: Smithore is used by the store to build mules, but has no direct use for you other than cash.

Pescado: Crystite is a purely cash product.

Ellatrue: So my mules escape because I have no food?

Pescado: Yes.

Pescado: And because you are slow and run out of time.

trixie: Right, because you time out with them.

Round 8 of 12

trixie: If you HURRY, you can keep a mule on no food...

Pescado: IF you run out of time holding onto a mule..

trixie: OI!

Pescado: Stupid stuck spacebar.

trixie: You know, it is lucky that Ellatrue sucks.

Pescado: Not really.

trixie: What I meant was that, because Ellatrue sucks and can't buy food, we probably won't need the river province that Kewian stupidly took.

trixie: But I did not have time to elaborate, because my turn came on.

Kewian: MY SPACEBAR FUCKED UP

Pescado: I think we can get 3rd Smithore.

trixie: Ellatrue, sell your provinces, starting with that one up in my land.

Pescado: Ow.

Pescado: SPACE

Ellatrue: too late, but I will next round

Pescado: Whale needs to return the lost fud plot.

Round 9 of 12

trixie: Ellatrue and Whale both need to sell first thing.

Pescado: Whale doesn't need to sell.

trixie: Whale needs to sell the stolen plot.

Pescado: To who, Ellatorture? PSsh.

Pescado: ELlatorture can't even BUY it.

trixie: No, to ME.

trixie: The fudz plot.

trixie: Torture has JUST enough time to go to land and to my plot if she hurries, I think.

trixie: That'll earn her 80 dollars.

Kewian: whee

trixie: With which she can buy a little more food.

trixie: Excellent.

Pescado: Sell moar

Pescado: I could use some extras, too.

trixie: No, that's mine. It's right by my stripmine.

Pescado: BUYBACK TIME

trixie: Kewhale really seems to want to starve.

trixie: I think I will let her.

trixie: Kewhale, until you lower energy prices, no food for you!

Pescado: SPACE

trixie: SOUP'D?

Pescado: SPACE

trixie: OMG. SOUP'D!

Round 10 of 12

Pescado: Let the Whale have it for a ton, heh.

Pescado: Hur.

Pescado: You broke it.

trixie: Hur indeed.

Ellatrue: dammit

Pescado: SEll the resto f oti off.

trixie: I was going to stop at 924 exactly and let the Whale have it, but I went a mite too far...

Pescado: I'll take the two next to the coast.

trixie: So I just went for everything.

Pescado: Trixie already has too much, anyway.

trixie: I don't have more than you do.

trixie: Well, OK, I have the river valley...

trixie: I don't have any more USEFUL plots than you do.

Kewian: I was going to force you to pay as much as possible.

Pescado: Ellatorture needs the money anyway.

Ellatrue: srsly

Ellatrue: sell me some cheap fudz

Ellatrue: :p

trixie: Fudz are sky-high presently, can only bring them down so far.

trixie: And, if I DO, Whale will seize them all.

Kewian: I told you.Spacebar fucked up.

trixie: Come up, one at a time. Ellatrue first, so I can give her bargain-basement goods.

Kewian: wtf??

Pescado: You did't move up?

trixie: Whale, give me energy and you can have food.

Kewian: NO energy for YOU

trixie: Then we all starve, congratulations.

Kewian: YOU SELL HIGHER TO ME THAT IS WHAT YOU WANTED

Round 11 of 12

Pescado: HUr

Pescado: You broke it.

Kewian: oh no heh.

trixie: Again!

Pescado: It's fine to run up prices on non-store auctions, because we always keep the money.

trixie: You could just LET me have it, you know. :P

Kewian: hell no

trixie: Anyway, I just ran up the price on the first one because Ellatrue needs moar cash.

trixie: I ran up the price on the second one because I WANTED IT.

Kewian: you need to pay out the nose for it too

trixie: I was going to pay a good 200 for it, which seems fair since that's what Pescado paid.

Pescado: At least the Torture has money again.

trixie: Anyway, Kewhale, you can't force me to pay high prices for land, because I can always just "meh".

Kewian: no fair, is paying as much as we could run it up to.1

trixie: And if you try to force me to pay high prices for energy, everyone starves to death.

Kewian: that was because you charged me way more than everyone else.

trixie: Which, I might add, doesn't affect me at all because I am content with my current arrangement...

Pescado: The whale is fully developed anyway.

Pescado: SPACE

trixie: It just makes everyone ELSE suffer.

Pescado: PUSH SPACE

Kewian: because of your selfishness

trixie: Not selfishness, I cut off your food because you wouldn't give me energy.

Pescado: WHale doesn't even really NEED food, it is full develop.

trixie: Pescado: Yeah, I know, but the psychological tactic still works because Whale is stupid enough to want food anyway.

Kewian: No, I realize in last round you dont

Kewian: this is bad.

trixie: FFS, people, I said last turn to come up ONE AT A TIME so I can sell low to Ellatorture, who needs charity, and at a standard price to the rest of you.

trixie: Did you all forget in those short seconds?

Round 12 of 12

trixie: Hur.

trixie: WHALE, for once, could you not butt in when you clearly have no intent to buy it anyway?

Kewian: did I stop you from buying it?

trixie: Yes. You drove the price unreasonably high.

Kewian: you could have bought it.

Ellatrue: three times!

Kewian: Fuck off. you got 45k.

Ellatrue: I need mah moneys!

Kewian: HE COULD AFFORD IT

trixie: If it had just been between me and Pescado, it would have gone to whoever was willing to pay moar for it, as is right and proper...

trixie: But Kewian, instead, had to throw a shitfit over it.

Kewian: he has been fucking with me as well

trixie: Kewian, this is clearly not true. I offered to sell food to you at standard price again, because you gave me the energy that I wanted.

trixie: Instead, you refused to buy it.

Pescado: YOu don't even NEED food anymore.

Pescado: You were just gonna run straight into the pub anyway.

Kewian: no.. ella bought and Pescado bought and then you raised the price

trixie: No, but that was the deal, Pescado.

Kewian: NOT standard price

trixie: Kewian: did not.

Pescado: Too late to sell land, it is last round.

Kewian: NO U

trixie: I brought it down to barely over 70, which was store price.

Kewian: you raised it like you always do

trixie: No, I went back to the top because I wanted them to come one at a time so I could sell cheap to Ellatrue.

trixie: Just like I'd asked last time.

trixie: Then I would have given the other two of you standard price...

Pescado: SPACE

Kewian: she already bought. I waited and you went up

trixie: Because Ellatrue had nearly no money.

trixie: Kewian: Didn't you see the time at the very end when I was right by the line waiting for you to buy?

Kewian: I will not pay top price because I am me.

trixie: You didn't have to!

trixie: I was selling basement price!

Kewian: bullshit.

Pescado: BEcause you are you?

Pescado: HOW IS THAT A SENSIBLE REASON?

Kewian: He sells higher to me out of spite.

trixie: I think she's drunk.

trixie: I do not!

Ellatrue: YOU HAVE TO HAVE A REASON.

Kewian: I think you are a weasel.

trixie: I sold higher to you for ONE TURN because you would not sell me energy.

Kewian: SPITE IS a REASON

trixie: When you sold me energy, I returned to normal price for you.

trixie: It was perfectly fair.

Pescado: WHy does the Whale even CARE?

Pescado: The whale doesn't NEED food anymore.

trixie: Because she's the Whale, and she likes food.

trixie: Whales love food.

Kewian: Your food is moldy and nasty.

trixie: Then why do you want it?

Kewian: I dont.

trixie: Then why are you whining about me not giving you any?

Game Over

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trixie: Weasel-based victory!

Kewian: BAH

Ellatrue: was it a bad idea to put the solar panels on the plot with the mountains?